I feel like I should be the one to break this news to you.
$FIMFIC_CLOP_AUTHOR, we're honestly just not really entertained by you anymore. You're sort of like Dane Cook. At first, and I think I speak for all of us, we though, "Wow! Get a load of this guy! He's got new clop! He's a great writer! I could get used to this!"
Now that's out in the open, I'm also working on Optimization for the national pony writing month - 50 thousand words in a month, 1,600 words per day. Lots of fun.
Oh yeah!