Holiday Tips From The BB of C

Greetings to the four people that are currently watching me. I hope you're having a lovely holiday season.

I've learned a lesson today and I wish to pass it on to you. If Christmas is your thing, you may find yourself wrapping presents. If you're good at wrapping presents, you may disregard this lesson. However, if God gave you hands that are only good for pressing buttons and punching things, try to not get frustrated at your inability to hold steady while wrapping presents. Smashing your hand against a heavy oak desk to discipline it into holding steady might seem logical at the time and it might even work if you haven't already fractured your knuckles multiple times over the last few months while trying to solve other problems using similar methods. If this is the case, your hands will only quake worse while you're trying to wrap and your frustration will be increased exponentially.

I must now return to my parents' house, which will likely spend the next week looking like "Apple Family Reunion" and feature many similar characters. It will be a fun but very hectic time.
Be sure to have a merry Christmas.