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Doctor D


I am a simple writer of some relatively unknown skill. I am also insane, mentally unstable and with limitless creativity. To an extent.

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  • 508 weeks
    Why not sleeping is not a great idea.

    Take good uncle D's advice, kiddos. NEVER stay up all night procrastinating ideas! Never, Ever do that!

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  • 511 weeks
    I must be a masochist.

    It is becoming apparent I just love biting off way more than I can chew and promptly choke on my saliva. I am writing three stories at the same time, not including all the projects I am working on on the side. Might even start more.

    Mind, stop making me create ideas I can't use yet! Why do you do this to me?!

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  • 515 weeks
    Not dead yet...

    And things will be coming up.

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  • 559 weeks
    A writers cryptonite...

    Is a critic.

    ...

    Okay. While that IS true, that is not my problem, now is it? No. Not at all. Been a long time since I did a blog...

    To be a writer of even slight skill, you need imagination and creativity. Well, did you know that imagination can even be your worst enemy? I do. Oh yes, I do.
    Example:

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  • 565 weeks
    I gun done it 'gain.

    ...

    What the hell is wrong with me.

    Anyway, a bit of news, again. So, allowing us to skip all the bullshit, let us dive into the point.

    I am overhauling my writing process. Again. Yup! Quest of a Nobody incident is happenin' again!

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Dec
24th
2012

Tagged · 12:58pm Dec 24th, 2012

So... I was tagged by Suke ... Yeah.

Here we go!

1. What... is your name?
-I'd like to keep as anonymous as possible but I will reveal that if my first name was translated to english, it would be Storm.

2. What... is your quest?
-To spread merry insanity to all the little corners of humanity.

3. What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
-What do I care? I have a badass magic cane.

4. (May as well) What... is your favourite colour?
-Black... Because it's cooler than a fez.

5. Why do you follow me?
-... Erm...

6. What are you most looking forward to getting for Chrimbo?
-The hell is that? A diet soda?

7. Which of my works is your favourite? Or, if you haven't read any, which blurb and concept interests you most?
-Can't really say.

8. Which of my works would you like to see more of (the most)?
-*shrugs*

9. Did you know there's a very subtle element to the GB flag that many of us in GB don't know/forget about?
-... Can't say I have.

10. Wanna know why?
-Not particularly, no.

11. BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!... How does that statement make you feel/ What do you think of that?
-... I'd call the mental ward if they wouldn't take me too... Shame for that.

I tag no one, because I'm lazy.

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Comments ( 29 )

:rainbowlaugh:
Quisky tags donus,
Donus tags Suke,
Suke tags you. :rainbowlaugh:


Also, best answers ever. :flutterrage:

644765 Except you didn't crack me up…
YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH YOU LIAR!!! :twilightangry2:

OBJECTION!!!!!

black is a shade, not a color

644773 Bite me.

644774 Not in my world, pal.

644805 Don't know the movie. Assuming it most likely sucks, I'm cool with that.

644784 Are you sure? I'm pretty sure I got rabies from that one time I went out in the woods…

644811 it's an album by a band called corroded. they are pretty good

644817 Well I a contagious skin rash.

644848 Don't worry I already have fifteen brain tumors anyway.

644863 Oh. Then go ahead.

644870 *nom nom*
Wait…? WHY DO YOU HAVE A PROSTHETIC ARM!? :raritydespair:

644876 HAHA! I'm magic! Don't have to explain shit!

644879 *bites ear while Doctor D is talking* :trollestia:

644886 ... *no reaction*

644898 Your bite is like that of a newborn pup.

644902 That's cuz I am currently about to have an aneurysm while you are about to contract rabies.

644905 'Kay. Have fun with that.

644918 *beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-*

644928>>644820 No-one has spotted the Holy Grail reference, or the HISHI ref...

AND WHY DO YOU FOLLOW ME. I MUST KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

645307 No... You really don't

645307 Totally never saw a single reference…
Totally… :trollestia:

645330 What is a 'Chrimbo' anyway?

645330 And I'm totally not a drug dealer…
…Nothing suspicious at all… :scootangel:

645333 Christmas

645342 ... Still sounds like a diet soda.

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