5th May. Random thoughts, music and pony.

Oh Gawd, it's done. My terrible fic is done. I'm a lil nervous of releasing her, though... it's a very spicy one this time. The intrusive thoughts bodied me for this one.

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The time was 11:02 on the 1st of May.

That is the day and time that I ended a drought of new friends since 2008 .

I never hoped nor expected or sought this but, Silks, you are an angel

Bit of a shame I'm not, but there you go

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To boldly go
To blissfully go
To angrily go
To happily go
To sadly go
To manically go

Is this lazy, or does it work? Jury is out.

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WARNING: TRIGGERING TOPICS / POLITICS

My pronouns are

*drum roll*

*more drum roll*

*drum roll on a rolling drum*

"If I was a guy –I mean, I am one, sort of"

It's a long pronoun I know, so I tend to default to 'I'. I will often indulge in the impertinence of calling you "you". Sometimes I might forgo pronouns altogether and use your name.

My evil knows no bounds.

although if I were a normal, happy sort of person I would quite like to embrace happy gender queerness, and have no issue with people stating pronouns, although the endless repetition of them tends to result in me tuning them out, which is the opposite of what folk want. Moral of that story, though, is just to be freakin' respectful to each other.

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HOOOAH BOY THIS IS A WARNING

DO NOT READ THIS

PLEASE

BLAH BLAH

FINAL WARNING

JUST KIDDING

BUT SERIOUSLY!

ACTUAL FINAL WARNING

HAH!

ACTUALLY THIS IS KINDA FUN

MAYBE I WON'T POST THE DISGUSTING THING

ACTUAL-WARNING-AH

OH!

NOPE

GOTCHA

OK THIS IS DUMB AND POORLY SPELLED

SO ACTUAL, LITERAL WARNING FOR A VERY GROSS THING

I think I might be writing an anti-clop

If I was a guy –I mean, I am one, sort of – but I would know, I do know, because I’ve had a few in my time, that when you’re on top of a girl – struggling, grunting and shooting your load – you can feel like you’re degrading her. Your thing pushes in and out, masturbating itself inside, before you slump, sweatily, and slither out, but not before catching sight of the pube-fluid foulness and the inevitable ugliness of organs.

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WARNING NSFW AND PROFANITY

I DID WARN YOU

I'm writing a clop, but the only thing I want to fuck is em dashes.

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The lightening bolt of lightning lightened the light show, while lightening its mood which had dimmed due to the lightning.

"So stop mis-spelling lightning Rainbow. It's on your freaking ass!" ~ Twi

"Only if you stop mispelling that word." ~ Dash

"Which word?"

"Oh, right."

Freaking misspelling always gets me.

But so does lightning.

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Meet Pascoite, the 'occasional author' with 107 stories D: and they review!

Definitely gonna review one of theirs!

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Sometimes you just have to dial a cliché

"I swoon as he holds me."

Artist

Also I wonder about the etymology of cliché? *googles*

early 19th century (in cliché (sense 2)): French, past participle (used as a noun) of clicher ‘to stereotype’.

For that matter, what's the etymology of 'swoon'?

Middle English: the verb from obsolete swown ‘fainting’, the noun from aswoon ‘in a faint’, both from Old English geswōgen ‘overcome’.

Yeeah! An actual old English world. This makes me feel like wearing a St George flag and.. um whatever else we English do.

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Try to write a silly, saucy, rompy thing. It ends up being horrific and sad

I mean that is both how I planned and wrote it, but...

Why did I do that?

It just makes me feel sad now.

Comments

[Gavier]

Is this lazy, or does it work? Jury is out.

Alone, I think it's a bit scattered. Like, I'm not sure what you're trying to say with it

Personally, I'd either cut it shorter or add punctuation so it reads a bit more like a garden path sentence (mixing up the "to go" as both an infinitive and an objective), or break the symmetry with the last line (that'd leave all the others playing second fiddle, but it releases the tension and gives a concrete meaning (or at least points to the direction if it))

"If I was a guy –I mean, I am one, sort of"

I'm writing a clop, but the only thing I want to fuck is em dashes.

You.
We are brothers. Or siblings, I guess.

[abrony-mouse]

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Today has been a bit cray

Alone, I think it's a bit scattered. Like, I'm not sure what you're trying to say with it

I more meant the use of the split infinitive, than that sequence, which is just mad but thankies for the suggestions anyway, which are actually really good and interesting

You.
We are brothers. Or siblings, I guess.

eyy, he gets it

glad you're enjoying it!