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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S1 E70 | Snow Business Like Show Business · 5:35am Dec 22nd, 2023

Zipp's superpower is a magnifying glass.
Pipp's superpower is a microphone.
Misty's superpower is... Misty, why are you even here? Who let you in?
Pipp doesn't care about the plot. It's like the production of modern movies or G5.
Why does the music remind me of Pirates of the Caribbean?
Misty proves that she, indeed, sucks at everything, including acting.
Zomponies.
Posey always manages to find herself in the worst spots.
The crab can generate snow from thin air.
So, they decide to do a good show instead of a crapy one. If only G5 could learn the lesson they're teaching.

Lesson of the day: Plot matters.

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Comments ( 10 )

On a scale of 0-10, how sarcastic is this?

5760267 I'll assume you're referring to my review.

I'm biased, so I can't be trusted to answer this question. For that reason, I relayed your question to AI. Here's the answer to your question:

the sarcasm scale that you asked for is subjective and relative. However, based on my own analysis, I would rate your review as 9 out of 10 on the sarcasm scale.

Pipp: We're just jazzing it up.

There's a difference between telling a story and jazzing a story, Pipp. Haven't you seen how people butchered Wish because it touch all the elements we connect with Disney, but couldn't get us to follow along with the characters and root for them?

Zipp: Paprika, my detectiv-

Wait, wait, wait... 'Paprika'? Okay, it was worth watching this short just for that.

Sunny: Violet Frost said the snow in Starlight Ridge is magic!

Okay, Pipp, this is a part you should probably change. The greatest weakness was this frozen liquid that can be found in this winter wonderland. It just doesn't feel like this villain should've gotten very far because of this natural occurring element everywhere. One snow fall, and it's all over.


Lesson of the day: Plot matters.

So you're a badonkadonk kind of guy. Should've been obvious with those tight suits.

5761595 One thing I don't get about the snow is, they were all walking on it, so why didn't its magic take effect? Only when they threw it at somepony did the magic start working.

So, maybe malice is the catalyst and without it, magic simply doesn't work. If that is so, maybe the snowing wouldn't save them, after all.

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I see it more as a hit to the head kind of thing, ironically comparable to throwing water in someone's face. A trip/sliding into a snow bank, a roof sliding a pile of snow down on them, being hit by a strong breeze in a snow storm, all of those methods seem like it could work.

5761605 I guess that would make sense. Since they are naive in the head (and not the hooves) it would make sense to head-shot them.

Still, they did also utilize malice since they even threw snowballs at Allura.

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Let's not for get that g5 destoryed g4, G3, and G1... and putting known as easter eggs and ruined most of the plot line.

You can look at my blog post bad dragon to see if it meets your expectations to lore wise.

5762083 In regards to the lore, I mostly wonder if they'll pull out Opaline out of the tree. Because if they don't, it means that they're telling us that she's destined to spend her life with those lively tentacles. I guess we'll have to wait for more episodes to come out.

Misty's superpower is... Misty, why are you even here?

Why is she here? Why are you here? Really, why are any of us here?

5776051 The way I heard it, entropy is pervasive. It wants to increase. For that, it uses life to waste energy in an attempt to make the universe uniform.

I believe that, for Misty truly is a waste of energy.

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