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Dec
7th
2023

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S1 E69 | Equestria's Got Talent | (my commentary) · 10:50pm Dec 7th, 2023

Episode 69. I can already tell this is going to be good.
Pipp is getting the players ready for performance in front of the camera.
Misty is the director of this flick? Is she going to use Opaline's dungeons? I like where this is going.
Zipp is an elf?
Sunny gives the crab a concussion.
She seems very enthusiastic to perform.
Winter Wonder Show?
Wait, they're going to do it outside in the cold? I'm not so sure that's a great idea...
Sunny has personally tested all the participants herself.
The queen presents her fart fetish.
So, I guess it will be a kinky show then?
Magic of kindness?
I get the flute, but why on a chair?
We've never seen a need for watering before for the use of Earth pony magic.
His stick was proudly, high in the air. But then it dropped and Sunny was disappointed.
A critic? I thought everybody was a critic.
Sparky enjoys ponies in turmoil. Foreshadowing, perhaps?
Sunny wants to please those who are hard to please.
Sunny had a pie prepared just so she could throw it at her friend.
Pipp lost her touch so she resorted to autotune.
Sunny travels back in time to steal Pinkie Pie's party canon.
Sunny kills Pipp on stage, but the critics still aren't satisfied.
Sunny ruined all the acts, but they all blame themselves.
Sunny was the one who used too much pressure.
The critics finally relaxed after getting through the tedious show. Then Sunny announces that they'll do the entire show again from the beginning.
Sunny's only talent is to just exist.
The reveal: It was the chair all along!

Lesson of the day: If what you're doing isn't working, do it again. It's not like that's a definition of insanity or anything...

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Hitch: A critic!?!
*Everyone panics*

Oh no, a critic, our one time performance/careers will be forever tarnished.

...it's not like this fanbase has harden them up already.

Pipp: We royally messed that up.

...you get it? ...she's a princess.

Windy: You probably didn't notice thanks to my incredible disguise.

Why must you turn this episode into a franchise of lies? The shot of the piles of crumpled papers doesn't show your face. Some popcorn is in the way, but the alinement of stitching that levels where your face is visible now was not there then.


Sunny had a pie prepared just so she could throw it at her friend.

What a coincidence, the audience brought the tomatoes to do the same.

5758626 Sometimes I wonder if an episode of TYT was published as a fanfiction on this site, how many downvotes it would have gotten.

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