So... I tried to get Inferkit to write a HTTYD fanfic. Here's how it went.

(The text in bold is the starting text.)

Toothless was having a nice day with the human who called himself Hiccup when suddenly he noticed a white cat paw leap on top of him.

The cat continued to pester Toothless until he flew into a rage and bit the feline, causing it to fly into a heap on the road.

The human, Hiccup, swooped in and scooped up the cat.

"I am not a cat lover, but this cute little cat made my day. Now, if you will be so kind, I will take it with me," said Hiccup.

The cat looked at Toothless with sad eyes before leaping back into the air and flying away with Toothless.

(End of the story.)
(So, yeah... this is what generated. Cats apparently can fly now.)
(Also, yep. I'm still alive, in case you were wondering if that was the reason I've not been making stories.)