• Member Since 6th Feb, 2023
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PhoenixHorseGuy


I commit tax fraud.

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  • 3 weeks
    Alive

    Hey, its been a while.

    Last time I posted an update was February 6th, and in that time I've done a few things.

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    5 comments · 267 views
  • 16 weeks
    That Moment When You Finish Chapter 19 Before Chapters 17 and 18:

    I actually finished it up a week ago. Just didn't get around to putting up on FimFic until now. It won't be released to the public until after I finish the prior two chapters.

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    2 comments · 222 views
  • 21 weeks
    Happy New Year! + An Update on the Story and My Plans for 2024

    Welcome one and all to the year 2024! Lets hope its better than the last.

    ...

    Eh, who am I kidding? It's a presidential election year here in the states. With the current state of US politics, it'll be all downhill until November lmao. But enough of that, allow me to become slightly egotistical for a moment and talk about me!

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    0 comments · 273 views
  • 27 weeks
    Doing a bit of Research for Chapter Seventeen

    This is part of the reason why Chapter Seventeen is taking so long. Well, that and procrastination on my part. Ignore the last tab. That was just me getting a little distracted lmao.

    1 comments · 184 views
  • 28 weeks
    Name This Yak

    Trust me it's important.

    He's male btw.

    8 comments · 164 views
Sep
30th
2023

I Take My Writing Very Seriously · 1:01am Sep 30th, 2023

So seriously, in fact, that I even went to the place I am currently writing about.



Yup. This is totally, 100% legitimately me in The Crystal Empire



Yessir. This is definitely not me playing a shitty Roblox RP game and using the "Canterlot Stallion 1" model. I tried to get some shots in the palace, but it seems that Cadance has deployed a new defense mechanism called "teleporting intruders underneath the map so that they fall to their demise."

For those of you who actually clicked on this joke blog post, I wrote the first thousand words of Chapter Sixteen, decided I didn't like it and rewrote the first thousand words of Chapter Sixteen. So that's going well.

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Comments ( 5 )

i know exactly what game that is i played it with a friend

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I just looked up "mlp" on Roblox's search bar and it was the first thing that came up. Played on an alt for about ten minutes, got the screenshots I needed to make this joke and left.

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Don't know how anyone wouldn't believe you, this is photographic evidence

Looks so real, don't know how anyone wouldn't believe you

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