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Jul
29th
2023

Super trampoline super hot girlfriend rights a fanfic on his page that's what I wanted to say make it do it yeah perfect · 9:33pm Jul 29th, 2023

Mr Numbers was concerned for their friend or acquainted perhaps on the film fiction site that they met at an Equestria based place because they're real ponies everyone here is real ponies and this is where the contacted Showtime another Pony that is an Alicorn I think yes she has an ALICE they were like yeah super trampoline has a problem they do drugs and they talk too much about it and they also talk too much about their politics in a very aggressive way that is UN pouth and not fun to be around at parties I'm Showtime piped up I don't go to party if he's there because he's on too many drugs and is always drunk I called a convention he was playing at to warn them of his Antics because as you know it's a family convention which means he shouldn't be around children I think he shouldn't be a background actor he shouldn't be in society he's a terrible Hollywood don't forget wins honest Christmas Hollywood should be hollyhock because that's a herb that horses like yeah well f*** you earlier anyway yeah I remember we were friends and you told me about it it's not catching every single thing we're saying you have to be loud and enunciate thank you Bette Midler does ACT I know that anyway Mr Numbers said that's a little aggressive and off topic we need to come in there with an open mind and positivity and support because otherwise they're going to feel attacked and possibly flip a table and run away I want to note this was inspired by Mr Numbers talking about how I should write a real story instead of just attention seeking on my story about Rarity f****** a bunch of ponies with her strap-on done in Limerick form which has right now exactly 33 up votes and 33 downloads anyway back to you adorable cute hot sexy girlfriend thank you super trampoline for that loving and factual update anyway Mr Numbers now is going to call Super trampoline's girlfriend to have extra emotional support with this because she also just wants them to get better Melody is now entering the fan don't forget Christmas we think K cat's a sheet that's who wrote fall out of Equestria well they do know what a female orgasm feels like so I would imagine there is she also that's where I had one of my sexual Awakenings like I was only ever close even though you weren't coming yeah and then I was like I am not having satisfying sex with my 30 year old boy friend brony while I was 18 anyway I love you I love you too okay okay I love you he went to go do the tires now I'm free to just keep talking men am I right anyway mezzo Melody is on the phone and is talking to Mr Numbers in this next scene which has now been moved to a play aspect I guess anyway Melody is like oh yeah I know he has lots of attention seeking issues and I understand about the drugs I've actually gotten him to not be doing meth for like oh what is it like a month or two now and now he just smokes weed and he smokes and he eats the marijuana which gives him dopamine instead of whatever meth was doing but he still gets to work he still does stuff anyway I think he has he has all of the trauma and he acts exactly like someone whose parents never made them feel good enough and I think that really affects every part of his life he is a total brat and his mom's dog is also a brat I think his mom is only able of creating brats like she's like my parenting was not the problem you turned out like this because you are a problem or something and her dog is also a little brat and and sassy and stuff and I imagine it because she encourages the behavior the way you act encourages bratty Behavior what super trampoline's mom's name I'm making lore I've decided super trampoline's mom is a and dad are regular pegasi and they thought that their regular Pegasus Pony son was going to do great Pegasus things like work and a in the cloud Factory or some s*** but after his parents divorce he felt like obligated to rebel against his dad and whatever and side with his mom and his mom didn't realize she was doing it at the time but whenever that happened even when you're an adult it makes your brain feel wrong and bad and he's just trying to fix it and he started doing experiments and mixing random stuff like jazz music sounds and meth and potions and all sorts of stuff and he turned himself into a bat Pony he wasn't always a bad Pony but now he is and it's a great shame for his family and he'll never not be a bad Pony and even though being a dick to his friends or at conventions or being on drugs and stuff isn't like a bat Pony cultural thing that he can't control he can control how much drugs he's trying to do and how he's able to function a little bit you know not a lot but in general anyway rambled about why she thinks super trampoline is like this for like 30 more minutes before Mr Numbers felt overwhelmed with frustration and had to intervene weren't we going to call another friend crispy Sparrow or something what are they like a griffin or something like that and mezzo Melody had to reveal that they used to be roommates super trampoline and Christmas or whatever where crispy Sparrow is like sort of partner cuz polyamory like they were arguing and one side says I was waving a nice friend while they're talking the other one says you pointed a knife at me in an angry manner and it doesn't really matter because what happened was super trampolines sided with the side that was like I didn't mean to scare you I was trying I was talking while talking vegetables and so they're not like friends anymore and I don't know if we should call them Mr Numbers have plants their face into their hoof gosh this is looking pretty sparse I know that super trampoline must have other friends they're always talking about doing things with people and posting pictures of their parties and whatever they're going to piped up Showtime looked uncomfortable and then revealed the truth that he often is by himself and posts about stuff that happened before to keep up appearances you have to post kind of often so that way people keep following you so that way your thing grows so that way you're considered an influencer so that way they'll hire you on to the set because being an actor has so many different facets nowadays and I have been working as his manager technically because I've been helping him keep up with emails and messages from potential clients and from people asking to be in projects with him and I've been applying to gigs for him on the various websites that you're supposed to apply to gigs on and it's honestly like an entire job trying to do this to get this man to work because after he gets a job I also have to pick out the outfit he's going to wear because I am also his stylist because most of these things for smaller actors like this don't come with costumes he's expected to have a million costumes and types of outfits to be a background worker which is insane but whatever luckily my boy likes to have a shopping addiction and when I told him we needed to go to the we just need to go to the thrift store to like walk around and maybe we could spend $20 he was like okay I'm going to spend $100 and I was like what the f*** Brian anyway that was when we were in human form going to visit his family for Grandpa's birthday we went to the San Diego Zoo and I found a really good vegan Mexican place called fatties with the pH it sounds like it's not going to be authentic but as a half Mexican person let me tell you this is that was a good ass burrito anyway I told him that a couple of friends called me and told him that he they wanted to hang out with him at sugar cube corner at 4:00 p.m. so if you just show up I'm sure he will also and then you can have your little interventy poo when he gets there okay I've got baby business to attend too *click* well that was somehow all very helpful and both not helpful in any way okay Showtime I think it might be just you and me at this intervention I guess I guess we should head over it's about 338 and I know we might we need to like wash up and whatnot prepare ourselves and the letters that we have to read to him it's now 4:00 p.m. at sugar cube corner and they arrived at 3:45 just in case I wonder when he's going to get here at 4:25 super trampoline arrived sorry sorry he said I have a disabled girlfriend it's very difficult to get going he lied he hadn't seen her all day and he had been out doing some random b******* after a gig he actually did have to do he then saw the people waiting for him and he greeted them oh hey friend what's going on crispy Sparrow come back from the bathroom he arrived at 4:15 and said I'm totally here for trying to make Brian a better person I think that they just got lost you know because they are very hippie dippy Stoner Pony JK all of Brian's quote on quote friends start telling him how they know he can be a better Pony and that they're disappointed and that they hope he can grow into a better person soon and he is he says I resent all of you for thinking this about me especially you Christmas fair you've done cocaine a lot and like flipped the table and stormed out he talked to the melody about and she said yeah I know but you know they had to follow their own journey and their own Journey was telling you that they thought that you could be better and I mean you can I'm totally here to support you and being better but I'm here to love you even if you don't cuz I'm probably not going to get better talking about her physical illness and also mental illness even though I'm trying and I'm going to the doctors and the therapists I'm taking my medicine and helping you take your medicine it's a hard and long road but our brains have barely even matured you're only a five-year-old adult human because your brain matured at it 25:26 you know it's a very thing but 25 is generally accepted so don't be too hard on yourself and I know I shouldn't be too hard on myself we can be better and I love you and I'm proud of you for doing what you need to do and taking your medicine and cuddling and talking and crying and laughing with me I love you bunny I love you bunny and super trampoline I love my girlfriend so much

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I'd say my GF has a promising career in shitfics, wouldn't you?
~Super Trampoline

you okay bud

Sorry that happened to you. Or happy. Either way, I’m referencing the meme.

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