Take that, Newton! · 2:53am Dec 18th, 2012
So apparently last week on Friday I broke a Law. Yes, I pulled a Pinkie Pie somehow.
You know the Law of Conservation of Matter? It's a physical Law of the Universe that states that matter cannot be destroyed or created. Essentially, the universe already contains all the matter it will ever have and it is locked at that amount.
Well, I broke it, like a buggy game.
I fell asleep in class one day with my pencil on my desk. I woke up when it was over (a classmate woke me up), and stood up. Looking down, I found my pencil on the floor. I turned away for a second to put some papers away and turned back to pick it up.
It was still there.
But then I blinked.
Honest to god, I just blinked and it was gone. And yes, I did actually look for it. It was no where to be found. I checked under each desk, by the walls, in the corners, my pockets, my bag, my hands. It just disappeared.
And that is how Lt. Voss hallucinated his pencil into oblivion.
Now that takes a lot of skill and mental power.
Or some strong painkillers.