We got three slots this month as I also have to pay an accountant to do my taxes. Normally this would be paid for by the return, but that's being garnished by the government because I can't pay off my student loans. Check out the faq for more details on price, and what I will and won't write. Have any
Patrons snapped up the majority of my commissions but there are still two slots left if you wanted the chance at me writing your story. Check out the faq for more details on price, and what I will and wont write. Have any questions? Ask them below, otherwise shoot me a dm here or on discord. Estimated
Why do I bring this up? Well its because I'll be posting about a dozen updates/stories in t minus 10 hours! Look for a flood of new stuff real soon!!!!!
Everyone: Happy birthday! Me: I think I should say something funny, something that isn't just happy birthday but also conveys the same message. My brain: Don't worry, I got you. Me: *does this* Also Me: This wasn't what I originally expected.
Happy Birthday ^^
Happy birthday, hope you have a good day.
Happy Birthday Jest! ^^ I hope you have a good one.
Happy birthday πππ
Happy birthday!
I think you have it backwards, we're supposed to give you gifts. Not that I'm complaining.
Have a happy birthday!
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So watcha get me then?
Happy Birthday, Jest!!!
lots of hugs
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The brief satisfaction of a notification in your inbox?
Happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday π₯³
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The well wishes of those who are not just sucking up to you so you will make more updates to our favorite stories?
Happy Birthday π
Happy Birthday.
happy birthday mate
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday ππ.
Happy Birthday, and have many more!
Everyone: Happy birthday!
Me: I think I should say something funny, something that isn't just happy birthday but also conveys the same message.
My brain: Don't worry, I got you.
Me: *does this*
Also Me: This wasn't what I originally expected.
Happy birthday hope its amazing for you
Happy B-DAY. may you reign for years to come.
happy birthday! here's to many more years to come!
Happy birthday
π΅ itβs your birthday, itβs your birthday, weβre gonna party like itβs your birthday
Happy birthday
Happy anniversary of the first time you were inside your mother's vagina!
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Aren't you supposed to receive gifts on your birthday? In any case, happy birthday, o prolific one!