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Mr Absorption


To be honest I just write these stories as justification for their goofy titles.

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  • 6 weeks
    Dream Journal for April 22nd 2024

    I dreamt I was a raving madman, running through the streets, yelling at people akin to Rick Moranis possessed in Ghostbusters.

    "All slaves will go free!" And so on.

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  • 6 weeks
    Dream Journal for April the 21st 2024

    Had myself a nightmare about my hands falling apart like rotten wood.

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  • 6 weeks
    Dream Journal for April 18th. 2024

    I dreamt I met Dracula, of Dracula Flow fame.

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  • 6 weeks
    Dream Journal for April 15th, 2024

    I dreamt that I could shoot people with finger guns and vaporize them. There wasn't some kind of beam shooting from my fingers, it was more like Power Word: Explode. Except with somatic components in the form of the finger guns. I used it in public, in downtown, and often, obliterating all those who got in my way.

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  • 9 weeks
    Dream Journal for March 31st, 2024

    I was in college, rooming with some incredibly adorably goth girl, and in time had sex with her. After that, the third act of the dream mutated into a strange action scene about fighting a catholic cult running the school. The girl turned into a werewolf and fought alongside me. Very strange turn of events, indeed.

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May
11th
2023

Dream Journal for May the Eighth · 4:51pm May 11th, 2023

I had a disgusting nightmare about John Carpenter's 'The Thing' but in a college dorm, instead of an antartic research base. RDJ was there. There was a lot of nudity, like a slasher movie, but it was decidedly unsexy. They were doing the blood sample scene, but without any lab, they just put a naked person in a bathtub and dripped hot wax on them. A dude with greasy hair and a hastily wrapped stump of a leg kept vomiting from the pain, then eating his vomit off himself while weeping about how hungry he is. His burns looked more like they came from something electric as they writhed and pulsated, then exploded into bloody tentacles. Then I awoke, disturbed to say the least.

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