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Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

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  • 22 weeks
    Tradition

    This one's particular poignant. Singing this on January 1 is a twelve year tradition at this point.

    So fun facts
    1) Did you know you don't have to be epileptic to have seizures?
    2) and if you have a seizure lasting longer than five minutes you just straight out have a 20% chance of dying in the next thirty days, apparently

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  • 28 weeks
    Two Martyrs Fall for Each Other

    Here’s where I talk about this new story, 40,000 words long and written in just over a week. This is in no way to say it’s rushed, quite the opposite; It wouldn’t have been possible if I wasn’t so excited to put it out. I would consider A Complete Lack of Jealousy from All Involved a prologue more than a prequel, and suggested but not necessary reading. 

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  • 30 weeks
    Commissions Open: An Autobiography

    Commission rates $20USD per 1,000 words. Story ideas expected between 4K-20K preferable. Just as a heads up, I’m trying to put as much of my focus as I can into original work for publication, so I might close slots quickly or be selective with the ideas I take. Does not have to be pony, but obviously I’m going to be better or more interested in either original fiction or franchises I’m familiar

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  • 32 weeks
    Blinded by Delight

    My brain diagnosis ended up way funnier than "We'll name it after you". It turned out to be "We know this is theoretically possible because there was a recorded case of it happening once in 2003". It turns out that if you have bipolar disorder and ADHD and PTSD and a traumatic brain injury, you get sick in a way that should only be possible for people who have no

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  • 42 weeks
    EFNW

    I planned on making it this year but then ran into an unfortunate case of the kill-me-deads. In the moment I needed to make a call whether to cancel or not, and I knew I was dying from something but didn't know if it was going to be an easy treatment or not.

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Feb
24th
2023

Fun little prompt · 2:27am Feb 24th, 2023

Apropos of nothing, just an idea I had that I'm sure has been done before, but I thought I'd enjoy seeing comments about it.

Celestia and Luna aren't sisters they're just amicable exes and they go with 'sisters' because it explains their closeness and prevents socially acceptable rumours shipping them because they're over it.

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“Sisters?”

“We’re close.”

(This has been your obligatory RENT reference).

I've always liked the idea they are "battle sisters" as in that they are not related by blood but by bloodshed. They survived Discord's rule together and all.

"Oh my, yes," Celestia explained. "When you've been with somepony for a long time, sometimes the relationship requires that one change things up in the bedroom. Unfortunately our last attempt at roleplay ..." Celestia glances up at the moon before continuing. "... did not end as one might have hoped."

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Sisters of Battle!

Something like this headcanon was a necessary starting point for a VERY strained reading of the lyrics of "When the Day Met the Night" (also Celestial trans IG) I was toying with at some point.

It's kinda cute, though.

That feels like it would lead to some unfortunate yet amusing misunderstandings with some people. Like, maybe they're hanging out with Twilight and since they're with someone they trust, they let their guard down and do some acts with each other that are just a bit beyond sisterly love - nothing sexual or romantic but their history and relation (or lack thereof in terms of blood) lends them towards something just a bit more intimate.

Cue Twilight observing and overthinking things, wondering if this is what true sisterhood is like or if this is possibly even incestuous till Celestia and Luna hurriedly clear the air and reveal the truth.

God forbid their youngest awkward alicorn buddy asks Rarity if that's what it's like being sisters with Sweetie Bell. :twilightoops:

“Well, we're not actually sisters. In the, ah, strictly biological sense.”

“Oh,” Twilight blinked, nonplussed. That was... wow, actually pretty huge. She took a long moment to try and process that revelation, and reached one inescapable conclusion.

“...it's still really hot.”

Okay I'm definitely laughing but I cannot stress enough, the first place my head went when I posted this was being absolutely exhausted by paparazzi.

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I'm just quoting myself from like ten years ago.

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The musical that popped into my mind with this prompt was “The More You Love Somepony, The More You Want To Kill Them” from Avenue eQuestria.

I have no idea how I got here, but I find the idea interesting enough to like it.

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