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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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  • 2 weeks
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

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  • 2 weeks
    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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  • 3 weeks
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

    1 comments · 59 views
  • 5 weeks
    mojang says that the latest minecraft snapshot needs a 64-bit OS to run.

    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

    1 comments · 77 views
  • 6 weeks
    also april fools shitpost got changed to something else btw

    walked into a wall or something idk. never was able to get past 800k words with the fic based on the "the bride and the ugly-ass groom" meme

    1 comments · 81 views
Feb
3rd
2023

Oh no sweetie giraffe found the leg extender · 7:59am Feb 3rd, 2023

Celestia save us all

Report TheMajorTechie · 167 views · Story: What If... · #Sweetie giraffe
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Whose leg is that

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Don't worry, they had a spare!

--Sweetie Belle

So now she can have long legs in addition to a long neck
She grows ever more powerful

fun fact the motion of the gears as shown by the arrows would allow them to clamp against a leg, drag it apart, lift off, and clamp down on another segment to restart the cycle.

yes, i actually put some thought into the mechanical motion of this thing

That thing looks like a fucking 18th century torture device

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that's exactly what i had in mind while drawing it lmaooooo

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