"Perky Pregnant Princess:" author's notes · 9:18am Jan 4th, 2023
True story:
When my wife was about 39 or 40 weeks pregnant and miserable, we were at the hospital's maternity ward with some false contractions. The nurse told us in a conspiratorial whisper that cum would induce labor, and we could get this whole thing over with.
I had a broken foot at the time and just sorta... waved my crutches at the nurse with a glare.
That's where the silliness of Haven's story came from: real life plus 10,000% exaggeration. At least I didn't give Pipp or Thunder a broken hoof, huh?
I mean, Zipp could have had it worse!