"Tex?" Church repeated loudly.
This time nobody replied. "Must have just been hearing things." Church muttered.
Church kept walking forward trying to find Twilight.
"Why are you here?" Church heard from a far, placing the voice instantly as Twilight.
"I was hoping you could tell me." Another voice said, this time Church knew he was not hearing things. It was Tex.
"Tex? Twilight? Where are you?" Church yelled, but no answer was given.
Over in the epicenter of Twilight's mind, Tex was standing a few meters away from Twilight. "Are you... Tex?" Twilight asked.
"Yeah, who the hell are you?" Tex asked angrily.
"You're a lot angrier than Church made you out to be." Twilight said quietly.
"Wait, you know Church?" Tex asked with a mixture of her usual anger and confusion.
"Yes he is a new friend." Twilight said. "He told me a lot about you."
"Good things?"
"Not really." Twilight admitted.
"That's the Church I know alright." Tex grunted. "So how did I get here?"
"Well he started suffering a lot of pain in his head, so I went in and took out some of that pain and it seems I also took you along with it."
"How thoughtful." Tex said sarcastically. Tex started to advance on Twilight.
"What are you doing?" Twilight asked nervously.
"Grabbing me a new body." Tex said hollowly.
Church was frozen in place as he listened to the conversation that was happening. Suddenly Church heard a small explosion and a flash of purple further along the path he was taking. He rushed forward and turned to find himself in a large open area where two figures were fighting atop a pile of books. The first figure was Twilight, horn glowing brightly, the other was Tex, who was dodging blasts of magic.
"What the fuck is going on?" Church asked.
Twilight's head snapped to Church. Tex immediately took advantage of the distraction and knocked out Twilight with a punch to the back of her head.
"What the hell are you doing here Tex?" Church had still not fully grasped what was happening before him when Tex turned to him and stared at him silently for the briefest of moments.
"Is that you Church?" Tex asked with a tone of surprise. "Can't say much for your new body. But it's good to see you again."
"I can't say the same. What the hell did you do to her?"
"I knocked her out. I plan on taking control of her body, it seems to be more powerful than mine."
Tex slowly started to walk towards Twilight but Church stepped in front of her.
"That isn't fair Tex, you know that." Church grunted.
"Screw fair. I have a chance to get a new body and I'm going to take it." Tex chuckled. Tex turned to Twilight and started to make her way towards her. "I just need to take her out of the picture."
Church threw his body at Tex and tackled her to the ground.
"I can't let you do this Tex." Church grunted as he pinned her to the ground.
"Oh? And what are you going to do to stop me?" Tex said before throwing Church off of her.
Church slammed in to another wall of books and fell to the ground. He quickly got up to see Tex's hand around Twilight's neck. Tex suddenly got surrounded by a light blue cloak and flew in to a wall.
"I'm not going to let you kill her." Church muttered.
"You aren't much of a fighter Church, do you honestly think you can beat me?" Tex laughed.
"No, but I can sure as hell try." Church exclaimed.
Church charged at Tex with the intent of knocking her to the ground. Tex tried to dive to the side, but Church still managed to clip her, knocking her down for a brief moment. Twilight slowly opened her eyes, but did not move. Instead she stared silently at the pair.
"You're really trying to stop me for her?" Tex asked with mild surprise. "And here I thought that you loved me."
"So far she's been better to me than you ever have." Church said quietly as he stared at Twilight, then he turned to Tex and rose his voice. "I choose for her to be my friend, I didn't choose to love you. I’ve finally discovered our love for what it is. Mechanical, surreal. Something fabricated, not earned and you knew that, that's why you refused to love me back."
Church lunged at Tex again, but Tex was even faster this time. She grabbed his horn and kneed him in the throat. Church made a vicious choking sound but Tex did not let up. She continued hitting him in the throat until she was satisfied he would not get up.
"Maybe taking you out of the picture would be the best way to move on." Tex said thoughtfully.
"What do you mean by that? Are you going to kill me?" Church scoffed. "You'll just end up killing yourself."
Tex did not reply, but rather stared at him, presumably glaring at him.
"Now I'm going to give you two options here. The first one being that you try to walk over to Twilight and I will do all in my power to stop you which will probably end in me being killed, which in turn will probably kill you."
"But do you know for sure?" Tex challenged.
"Would you really want to risk it?"
"What's the second option."
"The second option is that you come back in my head where you survive to some degree and I will live with it."
"Those options don't really seem fair."
"Like you said, screw fair. What's it going to be Tex?"
"You're a lot different than I remember." Tex said quietly. "Have it your way, I'll give you this one as a favor but you owe me one thing in return."
"Name it." Church replied firmly.
"Hit that yellow asshat in the balls for me." Tex said instantly.
"What is your problem with his balls?" Church said, covering a slight chuckle.
"He just pisses me off."
"That's understandable." Church nodded thoughtfully. "Deal."
Outside of Twilight's body, Rainbow Dash was staring silently at Church, still trying to comprehend what had just happened. Twilight's eyes then snapped open and she groaned lightly.
"Thank Celestia you're alright." Rainbow Dash said happily.
Twilight's eyes drifted over to where Church was laying. Before Twilight could ask any questions Church appeared next to her and went back in to his own body.
"What are you?" Rainbow Dash asked quietly.
"Want the long answer or the short answer?" Church asked.
"I think the short one should be good for now." Twilight said.
"I'm a mother-fucking ghost." Church said with a shrug.
Don't worry, Tex will have a larger appearance later on, just felt like bringing her in for a bit to show you that she was alive in my story.
How much I hate you Dark... Right as I finish editing, you post a new chapter...
By the way everyone... don't kill me if you don't like the editing
*cowers in corner awaiting wrath when chapters get updated*
EDIT: Ok, now that that's done... I have some reading to do... It's taken me way too long to do this
"I'm a mother fucking ghost." Church said with a shrug. - Perfect. Just, perfect.
he's a spooooooooooooooooooooky ghost
Dat ending.
Boo, motherfucker
When the emp goes off, I'll be fine, Because I am a mother fucking ghost!
Need Moar
But I really want to know will we be seeing Meta, Wash, or Carolina or is that a secret
Goddamn epic. And perfectly in character the whole time. Characterization slipped a touch for a few chapters there, but as I was reading this, I heard everyone in their own voices.
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It's not about romance though, he was protecting Twilight as a friend and just as a friend, not because he loves her.
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I was referring primarily to the VERY abrupt Tucker/Rainbow conflict and the ridiculousness that followed immediately after.
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Ah whoops, didn't see the chapter you commented on XD
But yeah, I agree it was pretty bad
BOO motherfucker!
-Glassed
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If he has the same resilience of his Sister, then the answer is obviously "yes".
468689
Well I don't want to spoil much for the story but it will be explained how he can use it
468550
There was that one time when she fell under some ice and came up three hours later pregnant.
Who you gonna call?
467550 Agreed
boo motherfucker
468794
GHOST BUSTERS MUTHERFUKKA!!!!
469073 Hell yeah!
Oh man.. I laughed too hard...
SIMMONS, i need your ovaries!
469532
I'd be glad to help, but I don't see what you want me to do so if you send me a pm I can help you out. Though I would hardly say I have anything figured out.
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Noice
ZUUL! ZUUL! MOTHERFUCKER! ZUUL!
470749
Fucking love the Nostalgia Critic
467550 agreed!
'Now firing 'Emp'.'
WHAT?! Oh, you have GOT to be *ing kidding me.
'Because I, am a motherbucking ghost!'
467716 Where did you get that picture?
Its 10 Am and i have been reading just your stories since yesterday. God i hate you so much, keep it up. Please, i cant put this down and just about every chapter has me laughing. Thank you.
HAHAHA
a motherfucking ghost you say... i love it.
467550 i agree! just too perfect!
Somewhere in the distance
Grif: " I'M NOT FUCKING YELLOW, I'M ORANGE!!! "
468550 uhh Didn't Lopez kill her though? 468395 I HIGHLY doubt it considering what Tex did to his balls in chapter 10 of season 8.
TEXT YOU FUCKING CUNT IF SHE TOUCHES TWILIGHT AGAIN IM GOING TO JUMP INTO THE STORY AND BEAT HER ASS
467550 Indeed
bad ass way to end the chapter good day sir
"I'm not an AI." Church paused a beat. "I'm a mother-fucking ghost."
Best. Line. Ever. Of all time.
Besides the one about pushing Maine out the window.
Hit that yellow asshat in the balls for me.
I see what you did there...
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That Last line...
So many memories...
So much yes...
Ill count the upcoming grif ball injury towards Tex's tally, which brings her to a total of 29 times she has injured Grif's balls
That my friends is one of church's most badass lines ever
6003422 WTF? His most badass line is "My name is Leonard Church, and you will fear my laser face!"
6314493 He said "one of". Also, which episode was that from?
HA, I get it
So, church just saved twilights life and learned tex is still alive..
And in return, grif gets punched in the balls?
..
Yeah, definitely red vs blue.