Free Ready Player Breaks the Internet: A New Legacy Movie!
The Mane Six, the CMC, and Spike go inside my epic laptop! They get to explore all the awesome apps I own, and stop a virus! This story isn't meant to be taken seriously, so just enjoy the ride!
Our story starts as a black screen, where the words, 13encorp Productions Presents, fade in.
After fading out, we zoom into a city, with the zooming ending after reaching a bank. The camera pans onto an inactive alarm for a couple seconds, and thenâŠ
BAM!!! The alarm sounds off, and the character of Benjamin Marshall, yours truly, dashes out of the bank with two bags of Netherite, Diamonds, Emeralds, and Gold in hand.
Once outside, Ben slides on the hood of his escape car, and swoops right in.
âSTEP ON IT!!!â, Ben screamed, and the escape driver drove slowly.
âBro, why are you driving this slow?â
âBecause I canât handle speedâ, he replied with a deadpan expression.
âUgh, I donât have time for this!â, Ben announced as he pulled out a pistol and SHOT his escape driver in the head, kicked his body out the window, and jumped to the driverâs seat as he whipped on a pair of sunglasses.
âLetâs race!â
Ben stepped onto the gas pedal and played an instrumental of the Mine Turtle song on his radio as the car zoomed at 203 MPH. The chase was on.
Along the road, Ben encountered multiple obstacles. First, he had to ram through multiple vehicles, such as a Semi-Truck, a School Bus, a Star Wars car, a Ramp Buggy, a Fire Engine, a 6 Wheeled Truck, My Momâs Car, a Cement Truck, an American Tank, a Russian Tank, a Monster Truck, a Dump Truck, a Lego Car, a Mountain Bike, a Mario Kart, a Lightning McQueen, a Formula One Car, and a Bugatti. Though, he had to turn once he saw a Main Battle Tank. Unfortunately, he crashed into something much worse, a Peel P50âŠ
This caused his car to fly though the air and crash into a bunch of Sonic the Hedgehog characters as if they were bowling pins (In case you donât know, Iâm referencing Gmod here).
He kept driving though, and then he passed an IKEA, where he shot a blue portal onto the sidewalk using his portal gun.
He passed through the poor part of the city next, and he threw out one of his bags, giving them plenty of money in the process, like Robin Hood.
Soon, he made it to the amusement park he built in Roller Coaster Tycoon, and he crashed his car onto one of the roller coasters. With the police on his tail, he stepped onto the gas anyway, and his tires were torn apart by the tracks, and the wheels attached loosely to the coaster as his car flew up the tracks, and drove through the coaster.
But then, the car went down an EXTREMELY steep hill, and it was launched up the next hill as if it was a ramp.
Ben had no choice but to jump out at the last second with the money and his car crashed into a flying airplaneâs turbine, and Ben launched an orange portal onto a floating dock within the lake.
After all that, he wound up in front of the Ikea as the airplane crashed into the building, killing millions of NPCâs (TearDown Reference). The chase finished with a pair of Sunglasses falling onto Benâs eyes.
The police ran up to Ben, but being stupid, they thought he was a different person just because he was wearing sunglasses.
âExcuse me sir, have you seen a stick figure with blond spiky hair racing through the city with a bag of money?â, they asked, with Ben replying with, âNo I havenât sir, but why donât you check the local McDonalds? That place seems pretty suspicious to me!â
âRight! Letâs go men!â
And they just ran off, as an invisible van skid in front of Ben and his friends from Roblox greeted him with grins.
âSo, you got the money?â, they asked, to which Ben showed them the bag.
Ben got into the van and they drove it into an alleyway, where they thought it would be a good place to hide.
Within the van, Ben dropped the cash onto the vanâs floor and his friends cheered at his success.
âWow, weâre even richer!â, his friends eagerly exclaimed, with Ben replying with, âOf course we are! With me around, weâll keep winning!â
âSo, shall we head back to our headquarters and put our winnings in the cash pile?â
âHeck yeah we shall!â
And the car drove off, before a VIRUS emerged out of the sewer and slithered off screen.
Meanwhile in an alternate die-mention, we have the Cutie Mark Crusaders (again) goofing off. What are they doing you may ask? Well, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo are of course stuffing Sweetie Belle with marshmallows since I love Sweetie Belleâs round, large, and bulging belly (which was about the size of a basketball at the moment).
âThis feels amazing! Thank you guys!â, Sweetie Belle sighed as Apple Bloom rubbed her belly.
âHey no problem!â, Apple Bloom replied. âYou deserve this, you adorable marshmallow!â
âMore like a pillow!â, Scootaloo shouted as she flopped herself onto Sweetie Belleâs belly. âAs I sure wish you were my pillow right now!â
Just then, their cutie marks were flashing, letting them know, they were being called to the cutie map.
âOh my goodness! We need to get to Twilight's castle!â, Apple Bloom announced.
AB and Scoots ran, but stopped as soon as they saw Sweetie having a harder time walking, so they had to go back and carry her.
âSorry guysâ, Sweetie Belle moped, to which Apple Bloom replied with, âNo, itâs our fault. Weâre the ones who gave you the ideaâ
âSureâŠâ, Scootaloo grunted.
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Once at Twilightâs castle, the Crusaders noticed the Mane Six and Spike had also been called to the map.
âWait, you guys have been called too?â, Rainbow Dash asked, to which Twilight replied, âUm, yeah! Their cutie marks are on the map!â
âExcuse me Twilight?â, Sweetie Bell asked. âCan you please use your magic to get rid of my balloon belly?â
âSure, then we can start this meetingâ, she answered.
Twilight tried to use her magic on Sweetie, but Pinkie was eating cupcakes with her mouth wide open, making it difficult for Twilight to think.
âPinkie, would it kill you to close your mouth when you-â, she started before accidentally zapping Sweetie Belle at the wrong moment.
So instead of removing Sweetieâs balloon belly, she inflated her INto a balloon. Sweetie Belle was now large and spherical with her hooves being rolled out, and her neck rolled below her head. She was completely immobile, but she was thankfully filled with air rather than helium, so she stuck to the ground.
âPINKIE!!â, Twilight yelled.
âOops! Iâm sorry Twilightâ, Pinkie replied. âBut hey, being a balloon is fun, right?â
âThis actually does feel quite nice!â, Sweetie Belle claimed before Twilight deflated Sweetie Belle to her original size. And now we can actually look at the cutie map.
âAlright, so apparently, the map called all 10 of us into actionâ, Twilight announced. âThough, Iâm not sure if this is a friendship problem. It seems to be something a little differentâŠâ
âWho do you think such a thought?â, Applejack asked.
âBecause itâs glowing orange and yellow, plus the location on this map is leading us to the castleâs basementâ
And so, the ten characters walked down into the basement of the castle, and what they saw shocked them to tartarus and back.
It was a laptop with a golden logo on top. The logo was a star within a circle, sorta like a sheriff's badge, and there was an orange B in the center that kind of looked like a 13. It was MY laptop!
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âWoah, is that a laptop?â, Pinkie Pie asked.
Yes it is a laptop, Pinkie Pie. What do you think it is, a giant piece of gum wrapped in tinfoil?
âShould we open it?â, Rainbow Dash asked.
âI dunno!â, Applejack replied. âI donât trust this hunk of metal!â
âNo!â, Twilight demanded. âIf the cutie map told us to come down here, it must be important!â
And so Twilight opened the laptop using her magic, and of course Pinkie screamed at the log-in screen, causing everyone to stare at her.
âWhat? None of us have actually seen this thing in this basement!â, she claimed in an attempt to defend herself.
Thankfully for Twilight, she didnât need to type in a password. She just needed to guess the pin, which she did first try!
And then they saw the wallpaper, which had various characters on it. Such as Yoshi, Tails, Classic Tails, Heather, Alejandro, Bill Cipher, a Creeper, Cooper Collins, Skully and Winger, Orange Bird, Carla Bia and Tiago, Susan and Mary Test, Stewie Griffin, Ice Cube, Teardrop, Giga Nano Pico and Tera, and to everyponyâs surprise, the Crusaders themselves, wearing pajamas nonetheless.
âWoah, weâre on this laptop!â, Sweetie Belle exclaimed, with Scootaloo replying with, âCool! Even if we are wearing those pajamasâŠâ
âHey, how come IâM not on this wallpaper?!â, Rainbow complained.
âThatâs not important, Rainbow!â, Twilight scolded. âWhoâs that guy in the middle of this wallpaper?â
Everypony looked at the stick figure with the golden spiky hair, and as soon as all ten of them stared into his eyes, the two logos on the upper left and upper right sides of the wallpaper started glowing, and winds blew REALLY hard within the basement, frightening everypony.
âTWILIGHT, WHAT DID YA DO?!â, Applejack exclaimed.
âI DIDNâT DO ANYTHING!!â
But then Spike started to float upwards.
âWOAH, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!â, Spike shouted as he tried to fly away from the laptop, to no success.
âOH NO SPIKE!!â, Rarity yelled.
âNOT AGAIN!â, Twilight exclaimed.
Spike was getting sucked into the laptopâs screen, and the other ponies tried to grab him in a similar fashion to the Season 4 episode, Power Ponies, except with three more ponies to help. But that didnât do much, as they all kept getting sucked into the laptop anyways, one pony after another. And before anypony knew it, everypony was inside the laptop.
We have a shot of the open laptop with the wallpaper intact, and then we zoom into the camera at a quick pace, where we see the actual inside of the laptop.
As we pass through the cameraâs lens, we see a couple 13encorp Productions logos spinning like gears, and after passing them, we see a giant space with a bunch of oddly shaped gears, cogs, wheels, and other gizmos within.
Then we zoom into the Google Chrome Logo, where we pass the YouTube site, the DeviantArt site, the Vyond Website, Wikipedia, TV Tropes, and other websites I bookmarked on my LapTop.
And near Google, we pass ClipChamp, Bandicam, Source Filmmaker, Wrapper Offline, Steam, and other pieces of software I own.
Finally, we enter the Game District, a MASSIVE area with all the games I own on my laptop, including Minecraft, Roblox, Fortnite, Garryâs Mod, Grand Theft Auto V, Roller Coaster Tycoon 3, BeamNG.drive, Portal 2, TearDown, and⊠PS5 Simulator đ.
In the center of all that though, we have the headquarters of 13enjamin Marshall himself. A giant palace with arcade machines, unlimited junk food, bowling and miniature golf, indoor theme parks and water parks, and much more epic crap. The most impressive thing in the palace, however, is a giant river filled with all the cash Ben stole from those greedy corporations.
Benjamin himself sat in his GAMER chair in a circular room, looking up to the Heavens and waiting for ten characters to fall into his palace.
And just like that, pixels swirled through the air, and slammed together to form the Mane 6, the CMC, and Spike. Unfortunately, the key words here are, âthe airâ, so after they were formed, they crash landed onto the ground.
âOwwwwwwâŠâ, Twilight moaned.
âFinally, youâre here!â, Benjamin greeted. âYou know Iâve waited a while for you to arrive!â
âWho are you?â, Twilight asked as she struggled to get up.
âOh, my apologies! The nameâs Benjamin Marshall! CEO of 13encorp Productions!â
âWhat in tarnation is this place?!â, Applejack yelled.
âWelcome, to the magical world, of, my, LAPTOP!!!â, Ben announced, while throwing his arms up.
âEh, this place seems normal enoughâ, Rainbow Dash shrugged.
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After an explanation for world of the laptop (For you, the audience, the laptop is essentially like the Oasis from Ready Player One, Free City from Free Guy, the ServerVerse 3000 From Space Jam: A New Legacy, or the internet from Ralph Breaks the Internet (even though that movie sucks, and yes, I actually DO like Space Jam: A New Legacy))
Cue a cutaway where a Brony takes this fanfiction seriously and yelling, âOH SCREW YOU!!!â
Back to the story thoughâŠ
âWow, just wowâ, Twilight murmured. âAll of this was just sitting inside a piece of technology?!â
âSureâ, Ben replied. âHowever I called you guys here for a reason!â
Just then, the center of the floor twisted and a table emerged from the ground, and a map of the laptop appeared in 3D pixels.
âYou see, thereâs a virus roaming around my laptop!â, he explained. âIf I donât capture it soon, lord knows what it could do to my paradise! So I got the cutie map to call all ten of you, and I got my laptop to spawn inside Twilightâs basement!â
âWait a second, how did you do all that?â, Fluttershy asked Ben, where he replied with, âI have special powers themed around pixels and code!â
âBut anyways, Iâm gonna need you guys to split up! And earlier, this map told me the best combinations!â
âOkay, what groups are we splitting into?â, Twilight asked.
âWell, the map says that for the Mane Six, you will split up into three groups of two! And it seems to be the pairings you normally get during your little âfriendship problemsâ. So Pinkie Pie and Rarity are a group, Applejack and Fluttershy are a group, and Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash are a group! Boom! EZ!â
And so the Mane Six split into their respective groups, but then Apple Bloom stood up.
âWhat about us?â, AB asked while standing in front of Sweetie and Scoots.
âDo we get to work with our respective sisters?â, Sweetie questioned.
âYeah!â, Scoots shouted with excitement.
âActuallyâŠâ, Ben started. âYouâre gonna work with the sister you SHOULDâVE worked with in the Season Six episode, the Carts Before the Ponies, because had you worked with them there and then, the stupid conflict wouldnât have started!â
âUm, okay?â, Apple Bloom shrugged.
âSo Scootaloo, youâll be working with Rarity and Pinkie Pie!â, Ben announced as his Handy Helpers pushed Scoots towards her group.
âWHAT?!! Why do I have to work with these girly girls?!â, she complained.
âBecause I said so!â, Benjamin demanded. âAnd please be nice to your group! Theyâre not complaining about working with a tomboy!â
âFine! Iâm sorryâŠâ, Scoots moped as she stared at the ground blushing out of embarrassment.
âSweetie Belle, youâll be working with Fluttershy and Applejack!â, he announced again as the Handy Helpers pushed Sweetie Belle to her group.
âSweet! I get to be with the warm and safe ones!â, Sweetie sighed.
âLast but definitely not least, Apple Bloom, youâll be working with Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash!â, Ben anno- okay you get the point.
âWelp Apple Bloomâ, Twilight proudly explained, âWelcome to the leaders!â
âWOOHOO!!!â, Apple Bloom shouted.
âNow without further ado, here are the locations your groups need to search in!â, Benjamin explained. âPinkie Pie, Rarity, and Scootaloo will search in Portal 2 and Roller Coaster Tycoon 3! Applejack, Fluttershy, and Sweetie Belle will search in Teardown and BeamNG.Drive! Finally, the most dangerous areas of all, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, and Apple Bloom will search in Grand Theft Auto V and Garryâs Mod! Understood?â
âYo, what about me?â, Spike asked.
âOh, YOUâLL be searching in Minecraft, Roblox, and Fortnite with ME!â, Ben told Spike.
âOh, okayâ
Spike walked up to me and I lifted my pointer finger.
âWe need to save this laptop from the virus! Understand?â, I explained.
âWe doâ, Twilight answered. âWeâre not gonna let you down!â
The journey began, with all the groups splitting off to their areas.
First things first, the Pinkaritloo group (or whatever youâd like to call them) walked through a wheat field hoping to eventually find the entrance to Portal 2, which is a shed.
âAre we there yet?â, Pinkie asked.
âNo!â, Rarity answered.
Scootaloo asked the same question, and got the same answer. I think you know where this is going.
âI SWEAR I WILL TURN US AROUND!!â, Rarity shouted.
Just then, the trio of ponies saw Tennis Ball from BFDI wearing Haroldâs glasses from TDI.
âYo, whatâs good gals?â, he slanged.
âWoah! A walking talking tennis ball? Now Iâve seen everything!â, Pinkie obviously exclaimed.
âSeriously?â, Rarity asked in a deadpan tone. âOut of everything YOU do and we see on a daily basis, THIS is where you draw the line?â
âOf course not!â, she replied. âI was just kidding around!â
âWhatever, anyways! Wanna see something cool?â, TB asked as he pointed to the right, intriguing Pinkie and Scoots.
âWoah, what is that place?!â, Scootaloo asked with excitement.
âThatâs the amusement park Benjamin built in Roller Coaster Tycoon 3!â, Tennis Ball replied. âPretty cool, huh?â
âLETâS GO!!!â, Pinkie shouted as she and Scoots ran towards the park before Rarity froze them using her magic, and floated them back to her.
âNo girls! We canât go there yet!â, Rarity scolded. âWeâre looking for the virus! Plus, if the virus was in that park, somebody wouldâve noticed by then!â
âBut Rarity!!â, Pinkie Pie and Scootaloo whined.
âNO!â, she demanded.
âHey, you donât have to go to the park!â, Tennis Ball offered. âBut you could at least check out my mad skills!â
Thatâs when Tennis Ball started acting like a ninja, annoying Scootaloo and causing her to push him over.
âMister, weâre so sorry!â, Rarity said as she lifted Tennis Ball back onto his feet.
âItâs fine maâamâ, he replied. âIâve experienced much worseâ
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Meanwhile with the Appluttelle Group (or whatever you wanna call them, again), they sat on an airplane from the game, TearDown, that traveled to BeamNG.Drive.
âAre you sure this plane is safe?â, Sweetie Belle asked, to which Applejack replied, âWhy are ya worried?
âWell, this place is all blocky, and nobody else on this plane is even blinking!â
âWell, Benjamin said this place is an actual video gameâ, Fluttershy explained. âThis must be the artstyle of the game, and everybody else on this place are npcâs!
âBesides, wouldnât you know this place is a game, since you play PonyCraft with Button Mash?â, Applejack asked.
âOh screw you!â, said an anonymous voice.
That anonymous voice though was an actual player, and he pulled out his flamethrower, clearly being pissed about the lame pun. (and yes, this is an apology for all the dumb puns I made in my previous stories)
âOH MA GOODNESS RUN!!!â, Applejack shouted as she, Flutter, and Sweetie jumped out the emergency exit.
The trio of ponies carefully walked onto the airplaneâs wing, and thankfully, the wind-drag settings were turned off, so they didnât fly off.
Unfortunately, after they opened the door, things started flying out of the airplane, and the cockpit started beeping.
Thatâs when the player started throwing pipe bombs, and the wing of the plane was falling apart. It wasnât until a bomb was thrown into one of the turbines did the plane start diving.
Fortunately, Fluttershy is not stupid, so she remembered she was a pegasus and grabbed Applejack and swooped under Sweetie Belle catching them at the last second.
âWoah, thanks Fluttershy!â, Applejack said.
Fluttershy carried them down, and they landed in BeamNG.Drive as planned.
âWelp, looks like we made it!â, Fluttershy announced as she looked around the city.
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Meanwhile meanwhile with the Leaderâs group, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, and Apple Bloom are surrounded by approximately 28 players. One of them managed to chain a lock onto Twilightâs horn and both Twilightâs and Rainbowâs wings, leaving the trio of ponies defenseless.
âAre you ready to die?!â, one of the players asked, to which Apple Bloom shouted, âNO!!â
âOh, then Iâll come back laterâ, he said before one of the other players grabbed his collar.
âAny last words?â
âI AM WAY FASTER THAN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!â, Rainbow Dash yelled.
Just then, one of the players was shot dead. And who shot the player? Miles âTailsâ Prower (his Sonic Adventure 2 counterpart, except his design is a combination of his movie design, and his Sonic Boom TV Show design)
âOh my goodness!â, Twilight exclaimed.
âOh, phewâ, one of the other players mumbled. âWe only have to fight Tails the cowardly fox!
âTHIS IS NOT SONIC FORCES!!!â, Tails shouted as he pulled out his wrench. âIâM, NOT, SCARED!!!â
Cue an epic fight between Tails and all the players. Tails kicked each of their butts, assaulted their heads, and much more. As soon as â of the players were dead, the rest of them retreated.
âWoah, thank you kind fox!â, Twilight said to Tails.
âYeah, you're welcome!â, Tails replied. âBut for the record, please donât pretend youâre BETTER than my buddy, Rainbow Dash the Pegasus!â
EXCUSE M-â, Rainbow Dash started before Twilight interrupted her with, âWell, weâre glad you saved our livesâ
âHey, donât mention it! This kind of crap ALWAYS happens in this area! I suppose youâre searching for the virus, right?â
âActually, yeah!â, AB answered. âCan you please search for the virus with us?â
âSorry, but Iâm busy with something else!â, Tails replied. âThereâs a greater evil within this place, and Iâm trying to find that!â
âWait a secondâ, Rainbow Dash said. âIf youâre busy, then why the hay are you over here, saving our butts like you have plenty of free time?â
âBecause youâre not from this world!â, Tails explained as he unlocked Twilight's and Rainbowâs cuffs. âPeople who originated from this world are able to respawn if they die! YOU guys canât! You die, you STAY dead, FOREVER! I was only doing the right thing!â
âOkay, but more importantlyâ, Twilight started. âWhoâs this âgreater evilâ you speak of?â
âIâm not sure yet, but from all the clues Iâve gathered, itâs become corrupt because of greed. It wants to keep control over what it owns. And it seems good at first glance, throwing you off your game!â
âReally, where did you find all those clues?â
âA mural that is hidden under the city of GTA V. It was difficult to translate, but I did it. All Iâm saying is to please be careful! Got it?â
Back with Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Scootaloo, theyâre in the Portal 2 shed, which will eventually lead them to the Aperture Science Laboratories Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
Within the shed, there was a computer with about four saved games, all of which were completed 100%.
âOkay, so what do we do now?â, Rarity asked.
âI dunnoâ, Pinkie bluntly blurted out.
âI think we need to start a new gameâ, Scootaloo explained. âThough, I think we should go into one of the later chaptersâ
And so Rarity started a new game slot, and chose to play chapter 8. Thatâs when the elevator activated and pulled the trio down to the facility.
As soon as the elevator stopped, they caught the cutscene where Chell and GLaDOS infiltrate Wheatley and try to defeat him with the paradox. Though it wasnât a cutscene, it was actually happening in real time.
âHey, pardon us?â, Rarity asked the two robots and the mute human.
âWho the blazes are you guys?â, Wheately questioned, being clearly confused at the 2D colorful ponies entering his 3D realistic facility.
âYou guys arenât supposed to be here!â, GLaDOS shouted as Chell just starred with a confused expression.
âWait, we need to ask you a question!â, Rarity said. âHave you seen a virus within th-â
âVirus? There is no bloody virus inside my laboratory!â, Wheatley interrupted.
âYeah, because itâs most likely been CRUSHED by debris thanks to your HORRENDOUS control over the facilityâ, GLaDOS screamed.
âHold on, I thought I fixed that!â, Wheatley questioned.
âWARNING: REACTOR CORE IS A-â
âThere, fixed!â
Rarity and Pinkie Pie gave a passing glance at each other after that.
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Meanwhile with Applejack, Fluttershy, and Sweetie Belle, theyâre walking through the city from BeamNG.Drive. Looking around, the city is just utter chaos, with speeding vehicles, stores being robbed, explosions, avatars killing each other, ect.
âOh myâ, Fluttershy muttered. âThis place is making me uncomfortable!â
âDonât worry, Fluttershy!â, Applejack assured. âWeâve encountered much worse! We can do this!â
Thatâs when they saw a train track with a news reporter who was designed in Wrapper Offlineâs Comedy World theme.
âWhich car can stop a train?â, she asked the audience as a lamborghini crashed into an upcoming train. Cue a sequence where a bunch of vehicles crash into a train.
âDump Truck! Lego Car! School Bus! Main Battle Tank! Mario Kart! NasCar! Second Train! Cement Truck! Bentley Limo! Dababy Car! Monster Truck! Big SUV! Soccer Momâs Van! Peel P50!â, she narrated as those respective vehicles crashed into the train, all of which were demolished in the process, except for the Main Battle Tank and the Peel P50.
âWowâ, Sweetie Belle bluntly muttered before taking a step back, accidentally making another player throw a grenade at his own car.
âOH NO!!!â, the player screamed. âI PAYED 500,000 IN GAME DOLLARS FOR THAT THING!!!â
âOops, sorry misterâŠâ, Sweetie apologized. âMaybe you can respawn you-â
âSHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!â, the player screamed at Sweetie Belle. âYOUâRE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!!â
Thatâs when he pulled out a baseball bat and started ASSAULTING her.
âOH MY GOODNESS!!â, Applejack and Fluttershy gasped as they witnessed the player committing child abuse.
âANY LAST WORDS?!!â, he yelled as he held a KNIFE behind Sweetie Belleâs back.
Thatâs when Applejack ran up and bucked him in the kiwis, launching him into a parking garage.
âOh, I forgotâ, the player unsurprisingly realized as he looked at a Car-Spawner. âI CAN respawn my carâŠâ
Fluttershy picked Sweetie Belle up and held her while the poor little filly whimpered.
âSweetie Belle?â, Fluttershy asked with utter concern. âAre you alright?â
Thatâs when Sweetie Belle started bawling, becoming traumatized by what the player just did to her. Thankfully, Fluttershy being Fluttershy, squeezed Sweetie Belle into her arms, hugging her tightly and stroking her back.
âDonât worry, youâre safe nowâ, Fluttershy told Sweetie. âLet it all out. Donât hide your pain. We wonât let this happen to you againâ
It was a long ten minutes before Sweetie Belle stopped sobbing.
âOkayâŠâ, Sweetie stuttered as Fluttershy let her rest in her lap. âI feel better nowâŠâ
And then with Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, and Apple Bloom, theyâre exploring the sewers of the city, trying to find the mural Tails was talking about.
âWhy do you think this mural is in the sewer?â, Apple Bloom asked Twilight.
âWhy DONâT you think itâs here?â, Twilight asked back.
âWell, Tails didnât explicitly say it was in the sewer, he said it was underground! That could mean an underground bunker, or a subway, or a-â
âOr an underground civilization!â, Rainbow Dash interrupted.
âSeriously?â, Twilight and AB said in unison.
âYes seriously! Look at this place! From what weâve seen, anything could be possible!â
âThat IS trueâ, AB replied.
Thatâs when they found an abandoned subway station behind a sewer grate.
âYo, what is that?â, Rainbow asked Twilight.
âIt seems to be, abandonedâŠâ, Twilight replied.
Twilight removed the grate and placed it onto the subwayâs ground. The trio of ponies walked out and looked down the deep, dark, and potentially dangerous tunnel.
âShould we go in?â, Apple Bloom asked, to which Twilight replied, âIf it leads us to the mural, then yesâ
And just like that, they walked in.
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And finally with Ben himself and Spike, Ben is putting a couple tools into a duffle bag before Spike walks up to him while wearing a green bathing suit.
âBro, why are you wearing that? Itâs winter!â, Ben asked Spike.
âWell, I thought I could use your swimming pool!â, Spike replied.
âMaybe later. Right now, I need to show you something important!â, Ben explained to the purple dragon.
âWell, can I still wear my trunks? They feel quite nice!â
âSure, whateverâŠâ
And so, the duo of spikey haired men walked up to a nether portal with a Button-Pad connected to it. Ben swiped through the options before clicking on YouTube, and the portal turned red. They walked in, and they wound up at the site in its full glory.
âWelcome to pretty much the largest site on the internet, not counting Google as thatâs a search engine IMOâ, Benjamin announced.
âYouTube?â, Spike asked.
âEeyup!â, he replied. As Ben explained the inner workings of the site, we get to see what it actually looks like.
There are multiple screens with various videos, and in the center, there is a massive screen with the YouTube logo right above it. And underneath the screen, there is a hand scanner. The videos on each of the screens included the Mine Turtles song (specifically the scenes near the end of the song with the âYou Stole My Lungsâ gag and half of the âNo Dog Thereâ skit), Cartoonshiâs video where he discusses DreamWorks, the MineCraft Super Redstone House video, Zhongâs âGuess the Sodaâ short, NathanSaturnBoiâs âJack Frostâ video, TPOT 4, 90âs TV by BrewStew, and many more videos. The video in the center however is âThe Vacationâ, a video I created on my YouTube Channel, which you should check out!
âWowâŠâ, Spike muttered.
âNow that you know what this site actually is, I can show you an important videoâ, Ben explained as he placed his hand onto the hand scanner I mentioned earlier.
Once he placed it on, the giant screen in the middle immediately recognized the user and knew what video Ben wanted to watch. It was titled âThe Planâ, created by somebody named âCanara_Animator_78â
âWhatâs âthe Planâ?â, Spike asked.
âYouâll seeâ, Ben replied as the video loaded up.
The video itself started with colorful splash logos accompanied with a catchy jingle. Afterwards, the user herself appeared onscreen and sat on her antique sofa while holding a book.
âGood eveningâ, she began. âToday, I need to discuss a very important issue that has been plaguing the Internet as we see it right now. You see, various corporations are becoming corrupt with power. This issue started about 20 years ago, albeit being very minimal. This problem just kept getting worse however, with these corporations taxing smaller businesses around the web, putting them out of business, and keeping themselves afloatâ
âOh myâŠâ, Spike stuttered, with Ben replying, âI knowâ
âThankfully, we know how to end this problem for goodâ, she explained. âAll you need to do is fight! Disobey the rules of the internet! Take back whatâs ours! Get the money to those who need it! Create a virus for all we care! We NEED to clean the internet up for good! Thatâs all I wanna say, so please leave a like and Subscribe, and Iâll see you guys next timeâ
And just like that, the video shut off.
âSo, now do you understand whatâs going on?â, Ben asked. âDo you see what I must do for this dimension?â
âWait a secondâ, Spike realized. âAre you saying thatâŠYOU created the virus?!!â
âYesâ, Ben put bluntly. (what a twist! Glad I pulled it off in the middle of the story rather than the end?)
âOh my goodness!â, Spike murmured. âWhy would you do this?!â
âBecause throughout all my life, I had suffered through SO MANY THINGS when living in this place!â, Ben vented. âFor example, so many people on here are SO annoying! And itâs unfair when innocent people get harassed over their lifestyle, and Iâm sick of it! I had no choice but to retaliate! The people in the surface world canât actually fix this place, because theyâre too busy being lazy! Heck, even this laptopâs OWNER isnât doing anything to help! Heâs too busy complaining about his life to his mommy! So I decided to take things into my own hands! I donât care if this laptop becomes unfixable in the end! For all I know, itâs WORTH it!â
âSo this entire time, youâve just been an avatar?!â
âNo, Iâve been an AI! And YOUâRE not gonna tell anyone!â
And just like that, Ben pulled out a baseball bat and knocked Spike unconscious.
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Chapter 6: Watch Out, Everypony! This B**** Ain't Trustworthy!
Back at the Facility, Pinkie, Rare, and Scoots wind up running for their lives with Chell as Wheately tries to KILL them.
âYou just HAD to provoke him!â, Scootaloo scolded Pinkie Pie.
âIt was an accident!â, Pinkie defended. âHow was I to know he didnât like being called a moron?!â
âYou have GOT to be KIDDING me!â, GLaDOS groaned. âThatâs how he was DESIGNED, you fool!â
âThank you!â, Pinkie said, much to Chellâs confusion.
And thatâs when the floor gave out, and they fell into a room filled with servers and old computers. Thankfully they were fine, and there were no cameras, so Wheately couldnât see any of them.
âWHERE ARE YOU GUYS?!!â, Wheately screamed. âI WILL FIND YOU!! YOU CANâT HIDE FOREVER!!â
âWe have to do something!â, GLaDOS explained. âIf we let that little idiot stay in control of the facility any longer, this place WILL self-destruct!â
âYeah, we knowâ, Scootaloo blurted.
âWell, we canât just hide here!â, Rarity stood up. âWe have to stop that core by working together! Only then can we find that virus!â
They all agreed and put their hands & hooves together. They jumped out of the room and prepared to fight.
Cue an epic action scene where the five organisms fight the turrets, traps, âmashy spike platesâ, and everything else. Rarity used her magic to hold deadly obstacles in place, Pinkie used her randomness to teleport to different parts of the facility, Scoots used her speed to bypass multiple cameras and while she couldnât fly, she could glide, and of course, you know how strong Chell is.
Eventually, they made it to the room with the corrupted cores, and after walking down the bridge, they went into the elevator, plugged GLaDOS into the core transfer system, and entered Wheatleyâs lair.
âWell well well! You managed to survive my wrath!â, Wheatley mocked. âCongratulations on making it this far, but it will only be a matter of time b-â
âYou talk too much!â, Rarity interrupted as she used her magic to pull Wheatley out of the core, and the core transfer was a quick success.
âRatsâŠâ, Wheatley groaned before shutting off.
âWell, thanks for getting me back into my bodyâ, GLaDOS thanked.
âAnytime!â, Pinkie replied. âGoodbye!â
âNo Pinkieâ, Rarity reminded. âWe need to find that virus!â
âFound it!â, Scootaloo announced as she stared through a vent. Everyone else ran towards her, and they saw the virus slither into a tunnel that was labeled âTeardownâ.
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We see an overview of the Portal 2 section of the gaming district, before panning right where we get to see the Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 section and the Teardown section. The camera stops at the border between Teardown and BeamNG.drive, where Applejack and Fluttershy carry Sweetie Belle out of the painfully dangerous BeamNG lands.
âFinally! Weâre out of that hot spot!â, Fluttershy panted.
âIt looks like this isnât gonna be as easy as we thought!â, Applejack added.
âWeâre not from here!â, Sweetie exclaimed. âThese guys can easily respawn! If WE die, we STAY dead!â
âThis area of Teardown is offline! We shouldnât run into any more players as of now!â, Applejack explained.
Sweetie was now strong enough to walk on her own without having to be carried, so they walked across the land.
After a while walking from field to field, they found the Abandoned Subway Map.
âHello? Anyone here?â, Applejack asked.
âThis place scares me!â, Fluttershy mentioned. âAre you sure we should be searching here?â
âWell, I think if the virus is hiding anywhere, itâs most likely hiding where nobody can see it or would think to look!â
And just like that, the virus slithered out of the tunnel, scaring the trio of ponies.
âOH MA GOODNESS THERE IT IS!!â, Applejack shouted. âGRAB IT!â
Sweetie Belle immediately tried to freeze the virus using her magic, albeit missing every shot. Fluttershy then used her stare, but that also didnât work as the virus had no eyes.
After multiple failed attempts at stopping the virus, the trio of ponies retreated as the virus grew BIGGER.
Eventually, they found a hydrodam, and Applejack had an idea. She bucked a part of the wall, and it started cracking before collapsing.
After Twilightâs group was teleported back to 13enâs base, the main woman herself saw the other 2 groups being held captive by robots, with all their horns and wings chained up.
âWhat are you going to do to us?!!â, Twilight yelled.
âIâll tell you in a minute! First, I wanna hold your precious dragon sidekick HOSTAGE!â, 13en shouted as he held Spike by his NECK. (BTW, his green bathing suit is gone)
âHEY, LET GO OF HIM!â, Rarity yelled.
âNo!â
â13enjamin Marshall, this isnât fair!â, Sweetie Belle growled.
âYes it IS fair! Why canât you understand that?!!â, 13en screamed at the top of his lungs. âIâm only trying to HELP!! The Internet is in an ATROCIOUS state as of now, and I wanna fix it! If you PAINFULLY colorful ponies canât understand that, then so be it!â
Thatâs when 13en threw Spike into the nine ponies and pulled a lever that opened a trap door beneath them all.
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The ponies wind up in the computerâs recycle bin, which looks similar to the landfill from Toy Story 3.
Twilight coughed and wheezed as soon as she got up, and quickly tried to count everypony to make sure nobody was missing. Thankfully, there werenât, but still.
âWe have to stop-â, Twilight started before the garbage swirled in a vortex and onto a conveyor belt. The recycle bin has been emptied.
They got up again, and tried looking for some kind of emergency exit, of which there was none.
âThereâs no way out! How are we going to escape?!â, Fluttershy screamed.
âI donât know! This place is blocked off from any sign of light!â, Rarity responded.
âGuys, letâs face it!â, Applejack sighed. âWeâre not getting out! Weâre never gonna stop 13en, and weâre never gonna see our friends and families again!â
âWhat?!â, Pinkie whimpered. âWe canât just give up!â
âWhat else are we supposed to do, PINKIE?!â, Rainbow remarked. âThis place is just like that Rainbow Factory from that other universe!â
Twilight lost all hope of escaping, and started crying.
âIâve let everyone down!â, Twilight whimpered. âI thought I was better than this, but no! Iâm so sorry!â
Twilightâs friends, the CMC, and Spike looked at Twilight, and Spike placed his hand on her back, trying to comfort her.
âThis is not your fault at all! I get you wanted an adventure, and maybe you were too quick to trust somebody you didnât know, but we all make mistakes!â
Twilight looked back, and told Spike, âBut I just doomed an entire civilization, and all of us!â
âNo you didnât! Weâll find a way out! I promise!â, Spike tried to say.
âWhat if we donât? What if we all die?â
âThen at least weâll die together!â
Twilight started feeling a little better, and thatâs when Apple Bloom announced, âHey, I can see daylight! I think weâll be okay!â
Everypony got optimistic, thinking the tunnel led outside, until Twilight realized what actually happens to garbage within a landfill.
âGuys, I donât think thatâs daylight!â
Thatâs when we zoom in, and itâs an INCINERATOR, just like Toy Story 3. Except this time, itâs a whirlpool of garbage flowing into the blue portal from Portal 2, with the orange portal gliding over a LAVA PIT from the NETHER.
âHoly Celestiaâs Cakes!â, Rainbow Dash muttered as everypony looked in utter shock.
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Back with 13en, he got onto his control panel and prepared to âfixâ the Internet.
âTime to finish what I shouldâve started a long time ago!â, he said as he pressed a red button with a skull on it.
His headquarters started shaking, and the treasure he had flowed into a vault labeled âPower Supplyâ.
Then we get to see a giant circular door opening with the base rising out of it, and transforming into a robot with various weapons, including a portal gun, a giant vacuum, a Netherite sword, a mythic drum gun, a cannon that launches cars, a cannon that launches Roblox Noob heads, ragdolls of familiar characters, ect.
The head rose out of the body, and 13en grabbed the controller, which was shaped like a GameCube controller, and murmured, âLetâs do this!â
The robot marched onto the Google Chrome Planet using a rainbow bridge, and we get to see lazy DeviantArt OCâs painting Anime girls naked, GoAnimators trying to ground each other, Twitter users threatening to assault other users for having different opinions, and other normal internet phenomenons, before they all get interrupted by the shadow of my robot.
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Back with the Mane Six, the CMC, and Spike, theyâre running on the conveyor belt, trying to avoid that incinerator. They didnât know how to escape that deathtrap, but they at least wanted to try.
Thatâs when Twilight noticed the emergency stop button, and told Spike, âSpike, thereâs an emergency stop button and your wings are the only ones not chained up! Please press it before we all die!â
So Spike flew up to the button, before some smog made him cough and go blind.
âI canât *cough* do it!! Thereâs too much smog and smoke!!â, he yelled.
âYou can do this! We believe in you, Spikey Wikey!â, Rarity replied.
Spike slowly flew up, taking his time, and before he knew it, he made it to the platform. He slammed his fist on the button, until cardboard walls fall over, revealing the button was connected to Minecraft TNT.
âUh Oh!â, Spike muttered before getting blown up, launched backwards, and knocked out.
âWHAT?!!â, Twilight screamed.
âI told you, youâre NOT coming back!!!â, 13en said on a speaker. âSee you NEVER, traitors!â
And the Mane Six, the CMC, and Spike fell into the garbage whirlpool.
Their lives flashed before their eyes, and they knew there was no escape. At first, they were terrified.
But then, the CMC remembered if theyâre gonna die, at least theyâll die with dignity, AKA dying together.
AB grabbed AJâs hoof, SB grabbed Rarityâs hoof, and Scoot grabbed RBâs hoof, and their respective sisters held on back.
Every other pony joined too. Fluttershy grabbed Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dashâs hooves, Pinkie Pie grabbed Twilight hoof, Rarity held AJâs hoof, Rainbow let Twilight hold onto her leg, the Crusaders held each otherâs hooves with the same hoof, and Twilight let Spike lay on her lap.
After they connected together, they glowed a bright purple, and magic started tingling everywhere. They accepted their fate, and braced themselves for impact, until the magic barely touched one of the pixels from the fire, and a big magic explosion blew all of them backwards, and a blue beam of light held all of them midair.
âWhat just happened?!!â
Thatâs when a computer voice turned on and announced, âError, these entities are not from this software, or any other software, therefore they can not be deleted. We apologize for the misunderstanding and will transport all 10 of you to a safe roomâ
The beam zapped them out of the incinerator and into a medium sized room with a couple of mattresses, fresh oxygen, healthy food on a table, and medical kits.
âWow, weâre safe! I guess the program couldnât process our existence this time!â, Rainbow sighed.
âWait, why didnât this happen while we were in danger other times while we were here?â, Fluttershy asked.
âI dunno, GoAnimate Logic?â, Scootaloo responded. âThe point is, we didnât die!â
âSpike, please donât die on us!â, Twilight told Spike as she held his body.
Spike woke up immediately, so we didnât get a fake-out death scene.
âHooray, Spike gets to live!â, Sweetie Belle yelled.
âI heard everything you said while I was knocked out! I know why the incinerator didnât kill us!â, he explained. âSo, should we stop 13en?â
Twilight, after getting her horn and wings unchained, along with everpony else, teleported everypony to the surface, where 13en has taken over. His idea of âfixing the internetâ was to basically enslave everybody and force them to do what he thinks will make the Internet âgoodâ.
Twilight ran up to 13enâs throne, and confronted him in full force.
âGuess whoâs back, you stick figure!â, Twilight snarled.
âGet out!â, 13en replied as he threw his glass of soda at her.
âWeâre not leaving until you restore the Internet to what it once was!â, Rainbow demanded.
âYeah, it may be cruel!â, Pinkie explained. âBut the way YOUâRE running this place is worse!â
Thatâs when 13en pulled out his shotgun and started speaking, âYou better leave before-â
Thatâs when Twilight shot the shotgun out of 13enâs hand, causing him to yell âNONONONONONONONOâ in the Kidaroo voice, and the shotgun landed on a pilliar.
He turned his head and glared at the ponies, who prepared to fight back, and said, âYou left me no choice, robot army, ATTACK!!!â
13enâs robots charged towards the ponies, but thanks to all the knowledge theyâve learned, they managed to fight back triumphantly.
Rainbow Dash learned how to drift when flying through the tunnels, so when the robots chased her on the Rainbow Road, they fell off the tight corners.
Pinkie Pie was at first surrounded by Nano, Nano 2.0, Piconian Nano, Nara, Rip-Off Nano, Dark Nano, Evil Nano, Fury Nano, Ghost Nano, Withered Piconian Nano, Nano JR, Cyborg Nano, GoAnimate Nano, Tadro & Tadia, and Evil Nina, but she stretched out her limbs and spun, knocking them ALL out in one fell swoop.
Applejack worked smarter, and not harder when she distracted the robots with DeviantArt pictures of female robots posing, before pushing the picture down on them.
Rarity used her magic even stronger than she normally did to overheat the robotâs main circuits.
Fluttershy tried to act all kind and sweet to the robots at first before BUCKING them in their metallic kiwis.
Apple Bloom lead Sweetie Belle to stand up for herself and Scootaloo to glide during the fight.
And Spike gave the final blow as Twilight launched him towards the virus, causing him to pick it up and explode it in 13enâs face.
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Thankfully, after ALL of that, 13en became SANE again, and apologized for becoming so controlling. He now knows the Internet canât just change automatically, and he needs time to fix things.
To make it up to everyone, he repaired Google, and sent the Mane Six, the CMC, and Spike back to Equestria, the place they belong in.
To celebrate, they all had ice cream with their closest friends, and relaxed after the huge adventure they went through.