One male college student in a campus that became Co-ed, can he survive or the campus survive him?
Inspired by Dusk's School Harem by SonicBlitz18 The following descriptions will involve cast of the MLP EQG but in this AU where magic is not a part of this world and its mostly a slight of hand... except for Pinkie since we all know how unpredictable she is. In other words, its like reality but not live action. All females over the age of 18 will have erotic bodies; big boobs, big butts and curves. An All Girl College is having one male student enrolling in order to turn their campus Co-ed. Can the college handle one male student that is known to create chaos around him by accidents, being himself and have a broken sex lust?
Clouds are in the air, a pleasant summer breeze going through the trees as birds were flying in the sky as a large campus with many stands for clubs as large groups of female students were gathering around them to join the club. This is Ponyville University or Pony U, an all-girls college that is known for not only the graduates who became well known but with the most attractive and sexy students living there. The University has a high ratio of males being beaten, arrested, and hospitalized for acts of perversion and has become an area that males are frightened to avoid and only the foolish would dare to sneak in there. This University has been called an all Venus Paradise with nothing bad happening to this peaceful place… until today.
*CRASH*
The girls turned to see a weird 20-year-old male with big hair in the shape of 3 spikes that’s both albino and ebony, with gray skin and blood-red eyes, wearing tan khakis and a shirt that’s both half black and white that’s has an eclipse on the center and back, with combat boots, riding a motor scooter bursting out the door of a campus building as 3 angry female sophomores riding electric scooters were chasing the one on the motor scooter. “GANG WAY!!!” Yelled the male as he drove around them and crashed through the club stands, food, make-up and drinks splash on girls, exposing their bras and panties as they screamed in shock as he grabbed a pie that nearly hit him and smelled it. “YUCK! Cranberry Pie?!” He looked back and smiled. “Have a pie!” He yelled as he hit the brakes as he stopped as 2 of the 3 sophomores moved out of the way as the 3rd one got hit in the face with it as she drove into a bush. “Can’t beat the classics!” He laughed as he drove off as he saw the other 2 sophomores drive towards him as he made a sharp turn as he headed towards the east of the campus. He looked to see 3 girls; one with blue skin and silver hair, one with huge poofy orange hair, and one with blond hair in huge pigtails, milk chocolate skin, blue eyes, Double HH-cup chest, wearing pink shirt, white short shorts, and blue shoes in his way “JUMP OUT OF THE WAY!” He yelled in a loud voice as they turned around and screamed as he crashed through them as 2 of them were latching on his sides as the 3rd one was on top of the steering handle. “I CAN’T SEE! I CAN’T SEE!” He screamed as he was turning with no control.
“STOP!!! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DEMANDS YOU TO STOP!!!”
“AND BAND LEADER OF THE DAZZLINGS WANT YOU TO STOP!!!” They both screamed as the 3rd one looked where the male was recklessly driving.
“RAMP!!!” she screamed as they looked confused.
“What?” said the 3 as they looked ahead to see some skater girls making a ramp. “RAMP!!!” they all screamed as they drove on the ramp and were flying in the air.
*SCREAMING*
They all screamed as everything paused. (“Oh man… this is not how I imagine my 1st day in college. My name is Chaotic, and I have the ones to blame for this. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MOMS!!! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YESTERDAY?!?!?!”)
(“Now before I explain about yesterday and why I said moms, I have a half a dozen moms. Normally I would tell my origin story, but I’ll tell you that later. Now let me give you details about my 6 moms which I gave them nicknames for when I was a kid: Muscle Mama, Style Mama, Smart Mama, Singer Mama, Engine Mama, and Home Mama. Now here’s their profiles for each of them and to make it easier for anyone, they’re all 3 sets of twins from eldest to youngest .
1. Muscle Mama AKA Muscle Heart. Muscle Heart is the eldest of the group and is known for being a strong woman. She is muscular and knows many kinds of fighting styles from street fighting and Brazilian Dance Fighting. She even knows acrobatics to be flexible and de-stress herself from being physically uncomfortable. She taught me how to fight, do acrobatics, and self-defense to protect my friends and loved ones but… using it to dislocate a bully’s arm gets suspended from middle school. 2. Style Mama, AKA Styling Looks. Style Looks is the 2nd eldest of the group and is known for her Hair styling profession. She gives great hairstyles for all who request for what they want and make something new. I became her test subject when she discovered that my hair grows so fast in a month that it would make me look like Cousin It from the Addams Family. I agreed to be her test subject for 20 bucks a month until she must pay me more after I started to learn math. 3. Smart Mama, AKA Intel Brain. Intel Brain is the 3rd older sister of the group and is known as a great genius. She is not only a great scientist but also an inventor. She taught me things I need to know to get good grades and talk well. She also became my homeschool teacher after getting expelled for blowing up my elementary school with an explosion and flooding it with a chemical formula for a chocolate malt. The kids were happy to learn that it will take months for the school to be rebuilt. 4. Singer Mama, AKA Sweet Voice. Sweet Voice is the 4th older sister of the group and is known to be a great singer in community concerts. She has the voice of an angel but the personality of a devil. She taught me to sing and dance until I hit a high C that shattered the windows of her peeping tom which she beat him with an iron bat. 5. Engine Mama, AKA Clever Built. Clever Built is the 5th older sister of the group and is known for her engineering skills. She is clever to repair any vehicle or modify it with accessible spare parts. She once used her friend’s bra strap to hold an engine together for 80 miles and taught me how to Chop shop an asshole’s vehicle. 6. Home Mama, AKA Home Care. Home Care is the youngest sister of the group and the most responsible member of the group who takes care of their home. She taught me how to clean and cook around the house or when I became independent and did some part-time jobs to help her out.
“Yeah… those are my 6 moms. I’ll give you a reason why all 6 decided to take care of me, not one of them can handle a baby alone nor a kid with so much energy. So back to me, I’ll talk about what happened yesterday.
In a large house that holds more than 10 people was the center of a cul-de-sac home of a unique family. Inside the kitchen was Chaotic who was cooking a new dish that he wanted to try from an old cooking anime, Pineapple Curry. Chaotic was dancing to the beat of the music he was listening to.
"Pick up the pieces Pick up the pieces Pick up the pieces Pick up the pieces"
Chaotic pulled out the pineapple from the oven and opened it as he smelled it. “ Perfect.” He said as he grabbed a wine bottle. “I am gonna miss the kitchen but maybe the college I’m going to allows students to cook in their dormitory.” He said as he grabbed a cork puller to remove it from the wine bottle. “I hope they love the meal?”
“Why would you say that?” Said a female voice as he turned around to see 6 women in their 40s with Scarlet Skin, Emerald eyes but all had different color hair styles and different clothes, one had blue hair in a shaved style in workout clothes, one had pink hair in the style of Voluminous Layers in barber clothes, one had brunette hair in the style of Italian Bob, one had blond hair in the style of One Length Midi in a lab clothes, one had dark green hair in the style of a Side Shave in mechanic clothes and one had purple hair in the style of a Butterfly Haircut in casual work clothes, voluptuous bodies and I-Cup chest.
“What would make us think we won’t like your meal?” Asked Muscle Heart as she saw the meal. "I think it looks delicious.” She said as Chaotic looked at them.
“Really?! After that, I cooked anime and manga Mister Ajikko. I even made it ahead of time as practice and it tastes heavenly.” He said as they all grabbed a plate to have some.
30 Minutes Later Chaotic was washing the dishes as he was nervous about tomorrow. “Are you nervous?” He turned to see Home Care as she helped put away the dishes.
“Yes…” He said as he looked down “I’m also worried if I won’t make a good impression on my 1st day and everyone will hate me.” He said as Home Care patted him on the head.
“Now Chao, listen to me. College will be a new chapter in your life. You won’t go through what you went through middle and high school. No girl nor boy will care about who your family is.” She said as she kissed him on the forehead. “Promise me one thing.” Chaotic looked at her, “Don’t blow up another building nor any jerks’ vehicles.” She said Chaotic remembered his past actions.
“I promise.” He said as Home Care looked at him “I’ll try but I promise you this, anyone will call you or the others; harlots, sluts or whores, there will be black eyes.” He said as Home Care remembered that some arrogant people insulted her and her sisters as Chaotic threw mud with worms at them.
“Nothing that involves a broken limb.” She said as Chaotic nodded and tried not to break his promise to her.
“I promise.” He said as he finished washing the last dish as he removed his gloves. “Are you sure you can manage drying the dishes?” He asked as Home Care shooed him away.
“I’ve been doing housework when you were still shitting yourself in diapers.” She said as Chaotic sent to his room. “And… we’ll miss you.” She said as she went to dry the dishes as the others came.
“Need some help?” Asked Clever Built as they help.
Chaotic dressed in sleepwear after taking a shower and got into bed in a room full of storage boxes and bins. “Good night… Oreo.” He said as he opened a window as a large raccoon wearing a collar climbed out the window.
The Next Day Chaotic was watching some moving men and women carrying boxes and bins in the moving van. Chaotic turned to his 6 moms who were trying to act mature while crying a bit. “Call us after you get there,” Yelled Sweet Voice as Chaotic waved farewell to them and drove off before the movers could finish. They waved as they watched him go.
“*Sad Sigh* Said Intel as they shed some tears. “I’m surprised that he’s taking it well. I mean, he knows where he’s going?” she said as Muscle Heart looked surprised.
“Wait! You didn’t tell him?!” she yelled as Intel looked at her with a shocked expression.
“I thought you told him!” she said as she turned to her sisters, who shook their heads in disagreement.
“Oh… Fucking Gates of Hell…” they all said at the same time as Chaotic was far away.
“DOES HE HAVE HIS PHONE?!” Yelled Home Care.
“Yeah, but he doesn’t use it while driving, nor have those Bluetooth Phone buds.” Clever Built, she said as they looked at the distance.
“He’s gonna create a disaster, right?” Said Styling Looks as they all looked worried.
3 Hour Drive Chaotic was happily driving while listening to music from his MP3 through the Bluetooth speaker on the car. He made some stops for some lunch and the bathroom. As he continued his driving, he pulled aside in a clearing and noticed his bag moved, opened it to discover Oreo was inside “OREO?! Did you sneak in to be with me?” Asked Chaotic as Oreo purred as Chaotic petted him. “Alright… I’ll let you stay with me but promise you don’t let animal control get you. Besides… they will neuter you.” He said as Oreo snarled at the thought of that. “Now calm down and have some fries. Just don’t eat all my fries.” Said Chaotic as he set the shift to D as he headed to college. Chaotic continued his drive as he saw an entrance with a large sign near it, around some flowers and bushes.
Ponyville University
Chaotic pulled out a sheet of paper from the glove box and read it. “(Hoarse Voice) This is it! Pony U!” He said with a grin as he looked at Oreo and frowned. “Wish I hadn't sung so much. Now my voice is hoarse. We’re here, buddy!” He said as he entered the entrance. A strong breeze moved the bush to reveal more words as Chaotic didn’t see.
All Women’s College
Chaotic continued to drive as he found himself in a parking space. He parked his van and got out to stretch as he looked at the massive buildings.
“Whoa… This place is enormous! I mean, this building is larger than I have seen in the neighborhood. I wonder how the people who built it took to clean it?” He said as he looked around to see a lot of girls. Everywhere he looked were girls, girls, girls. “Huh… I guess the male students are late or have left for the summer.” He said as noticed Oreo got out of the van and climbed up a tree. “Oreo... Remember not to claw anyone’s face.” He said as he closed the door and locked it. “Okay… now which building is where the Co-Headmistresses are again?” Chaotic wondered as he looked at the pamphlet map, “Okay… now which parking lot I’m in again?” He looked as he tried to figure out the map. "Am I in the north or the west?” Chaotic looked at the buildings as he couldn’t read the map.
“Can I help you?” Chaotic turned around to meet a tall 19-year-old girl with blond hair in long pigtails, milk chocolate skin, blue eyes, HH-cup chest, wearing white short shorts, a pink shirt, and blue shoes. Chaotic’s eyes widened.
(“Holy shit… she has huge… pigtails! I never thought I seen a girl with pigtails that big.”) Thought Chaotic as he looked at her and smiled “Yes! I need some help.” He said as the girl tilted her head and looked shocked.
“Uh…”
“Oh. My voice is hoarse after singing too much.” He said as the girl understood.
“Well, that does happen if you sing too long without breaks.” She said as she patted Chaotic on the shoulder. “I hope it recovers soon. I heard that this place does attack guys.” She said as Chaotic looked shocked but paused a bit.
“Hmmm… might be something dumb like… sneaking in to take pictures of the female students in their underwear or steal their panties?” Guess Chaotic as the girl nodded.
“Exactly! I mean after hearing how many guys get sent to the hospital, they stop doing that!” She yelled.
“Lust overcomes their logic. So sad.” Chaotic pitied the guys dumb enough to do that, but he’s too smart to do that. (“I can never do that. Not because I’m a gentleman but a regular guy with common sense also… … Forget it! It’s not worth it to be in a relationship.”) Thought Chaotic as he extended his hand to her. “Anyway… I’m Chaotic, a freshman. What’s your name?” She said as she grabbed it as they gave each other a handshake.
“My name is Cosplay, I'm also a freshman and… it’s also my hobby.” She said as Chaotic chuckled.
“I get it! Let’s go together to find the Co-Headmistresses’ office.” He said as Cosplay grabbed his hand, which surprised him. “Whoa… what are you doing?”
“Holding your hand so we don’t get lost.” She said as Chaotic realized that this was a big place.
“Oh… sorry. Forgot that this place is big. Anyone would get lost.” He said as they walked together. As he noticed, Oreo was sleeping on a tree branch. (“At least he won’t scare some students away.”) As they walked together, Chaotic noticed some odd things about the female students in the college grounds; they were walking around in skimpy clothes, slightly revealing clothing, and playing in a large fountain in bikinis. Chaotic’s eyes widened in shock. “Damn… I thought anyone would think about indecent exposure.” He said as Cosplay blushed a bit.
“So do I…” she said as she tried to cover her sight of the female students. “I mean… with what they're wearing, it's no wonder why some boys from the All-Men’s College sneak in here.” She said as Chaotic looked confused.
“I can imagine all the expulsions the guys in here must have suffered for it.” Said Chaotic as Cosplay turned to him.
“Guys? But there are-” Before she could say the next words, a bunch of party poppers set off near them as Chaotic jumped in Cosplay’s arms.
“WHAT THE WHAT?!”
“WELCOME!!!” They turned to see a woman with an extremely happy expression, huge pink hair carrying two cakes in her hands as she was bouncing in spring shoes as they saw she was THICC and her chest (G-Cup) was bouncing recklessly like she wasn’t wearing a bra. “Oh, my…” Said Cosplay as Chaotic looked at her as he blushed.
“I’m very sorry!” He said as Cosplay smiled
“It’s alright. That would frighten anyone.” She said as she helped Chaotic down. as they turned to the girl as their eyes were following her bouncing chest. “Uh… this girl is not wearing a bra, isn’t she?” She said while blushing and Chaotic as he looked away and shield his eyes.
“I know it's vulgar to stare, but how can we not stare?” Explained Chaotic as Cosplay looked away as well. The girl stops bouncing as her poofy hair turns long, smooth and her personality turns south into depression.
“Have I done something unforgivable?” She said as both Chaotic and Cosplay turned to her and realized the error.
“No, no, no!” Said Chaotic “It’s just… your chest…”
“You weren’t wearing a bra, and we didn’t mean to stare.” Explained Cosplay as the girl’s hair became poofy in an instant.
“OH! Sorry! I can’t find a bra for my size.” She said as both Chaotic and Cosplay looked at each other. “Anyway, my name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, but my friends call me Pinkie Pie!” They both looked at each other and introduced themselves to Pinkie.
“Um hi… Pinkie. My name is Cosplay, and this is Chaotic. We’re both freshmen here.” She said as Chaotic looked at Pinkie.
“Listen, I believe I can help you. I heard custom made bras are a bit expensive. It might be hard to find one.” Said Cosplay as Chaotic looked at Pinkie who was showing that she was a bit embarrassed.
“Well…” He said as they looked at him, but Pinkie noticed something odd.
“Hey… your voice…”
“Chaotic’s voice is hoarse after too much singing.” Explained Cosplay
“Oh… sorry.” Said Pinkie “What were you going to say?”
“My mom collaborated with a friend of hers making custom bras that are not only comfy but have a strong durability, so they don’t snap off.” He explained as Pinkie grabbed his head and pulled him into her chest.
“OH, THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!” She yelled as Chaotic was both shocked and surprised that she would do that to him. Chaotic pulled his head out as his checks were tinted a dark red.
“Uh… you’re welcome… Does the campus allow that?” Asked Chaotic.
“Of course! Friends are free to hug friends.” She said as Chaotic was surprised.
“This place has a strong trust in everyone.” He said as Cosplay nodded by the kinship as Pinkie grabbed her chest.
“GAHHHH!!!” She screamed as Pinkie gave Cosplay’s breasts some squeezes as Chaotic as shock to witness that.
“What are you doing?!” Asked Cosplay.
“We’re Bosom Sisters now!” She said as Chaotic looked confused as Pinkie grabbed his chest. She smiled but looked surprised & confused. “Huh?” She pressed her hands to feel something.
“PINKIE!!!” They all turned to see 6 other girls appeared looking at Pinkie with humiliation. “What in Sam Hill are you doing?!” Said the girl with red and yellow hair.
“Checking for breasts.” Said Pinkie as Chaotic looked at her.
“I’ll sue you for groping.” He said to her as Pinkie looked at him.
“Weird… you’re not growing any?” She said that her friends looked annoyed and embarrassed by Pinkie’s actions.
“The only way for me to grow boobs is when I get fat but that’s not happening until I hit rock bottom.” Said Chaotic as Pinkie looked at him, but the rainbow hair girl pulled her.
“Pinkie! Just give her some space!” She said Chaotic looked confused.
“Her?” He said as the purple hair girl who looked fashionable looked at his hair.
“Your hairstyle is… somewhat unique.” She said as Chaotic smiled.
“Thanks. My mom did this for me. She calls it ‘The Striking Bolt’.” He said a shy girl got her friends' attention.
“Uh… girls. Shouldn’t we introduce ourselves to Chaotic?” She said as the purple girl looked embarrassed.
“How rude of us. I’m Twilight Sparkle, a sophomore.”
“I’m Rarity darlings. A sophomore as well.”
“Applejack’s the name and a sophomore too.”
“I’m… Fluttershy…” She said “A… S-s-s-sophomore.”
“Rainbow Dash is who I am and the greatest girl in this college.” She bragged about it as her friends looked annoyed hearing that.
“And I’m Sunset Shimmer. We’re sophomores here and I see you met Pinkie Pie.” They both nodded as Chaotic looked at them.
“Uh yeah. I’m Chaotic and this is Cosplay.” He said as they looked at Chaotic as Pinkie jumped in.
“Chaotic’s voice is hoarse. I think Chaotic needs something to get his voice back.” She explained to her friends as Cosplay looked at them.
“I’m sorry but we need to go to see the Co-headmistresses.” She said as Chaotic nodded as Pinkie grabbed their hands.
“I’ll take you there myself, but we better get you something for your throat.” She said, “TO THE CAFETERIA!!!” She yelled as she dragged both Cosplay & Chaotic to the cafeteria as her friends sighed because of Pinkie’s actions.
“Pinkie…” They all said as they followed her as Oreo was sleeping on a tree branch.
Cafeteria “Whoa…” Both Cosplay and Chaotic said the Cafeteria was large as a food court with different stands from different cultures and different fast foods.
“WELCOME TO THE CAFETERIA!!!” Screamed Pinkie as Chaotic & Cosplay, amazed by the selection of food.
“I’m amazed by the sight of this place. How can anyone cook their own meals without being tempted by what’s being served?” Said Cosplay.
“Easy. Their wallets.” Answered Chaotic as Cosplay laughed at that truth.
“I can see that.” Rarity brought a cup of tea for Chaotic.
“Here you go, darling. This will heal the throat.” She said as Chaotic smiled.
“Thanks.” He took a big gulp, gargled it, and swished it around in his mouth as he swallowed it. “Ahh… I think it's working.” He said, as Chaotic disgusted Rarity.
“Come on Rarity.” Said Applejack, “Chaotic needs it for her throat.” She said as Chaotic looked at her.
(“Why do they think I’m a girl? I mean, I don’t look like a girl.”) He thought but looked everywhere as he only saw girls. (“I guess… with all these girls here, they mistook a guy for a girl. But I can’t let them think that way for too long. I need to tell them.”) He said as he accidentally walked into someone and his face into a woman’s chest. *GASP* All gasped as Chaotic looked up to see a strong and tall woman with a scar line on her left eye, with a mohawk hair style, with icy blue eyes wearing ripped black jeans, a tank top with Double D-cups and a punk jacket looked pissed at him.
“I’m sorry.” Said Chaotic as he backed away from the girl he pissed off.
“I’ll accept your apology after I kick your ass!” she said as Applejack and Rainbow blocked her
“Easy there Tempest!” Said Applejack.
“You can’t just beat up freshman for accidents. Especially with her voice,” Said Rainbow Dash as Chaotic walked around.
“Please… let me manage the situation.” He said as looked at Tempest. “Listen, I’m very sorry for walking into your chest, but also I like to correct a misunderstanding.” He said, as the girls were confused.
“Misunderstanding?” They said as Chaotic.
“Yes, a misunderstanding. I think I must tell you, but I need to ask you something about Pony U? Why are the girls here a bit too lax with their clothing and lewdness?” He asked as some girls who were watching looked confused on hearing that, but some nodded that their lewdness is getting too much.
“What about it? I mean, this is a women’s only college.” Said a girl with yellow hair and green skin as Chaotic looked shocked. “AN ALL WHAT?!” He screamed as he backed away in shock. “HA!” The voice came from a strong girl wearing brown clothes and ivory hair who was with another girl in tight track clothes. “I bet she was hoping to flirt with some guys.” She said as Chaotic looked annoyed.
“And that’s just the thing! I’m not a girl! (Restore Male Voice) I’m a guy!!!” He screamed as he grabbed his throat “Hey! I got my voice back!” He said as some were shocked and confused.
“C-c-c-c-Chaotic’s… a guy?” Said Cosplay as she realized something from before.
“Damn… I thought anyone would think about indecent exposure.” He said as Cosplay blushed a bit.
“So do I…” She said as she tried to cover her sight of the female students. “I mean… with what they're wearing, it’s no wonder why some of the boys from the All-Male College sneak in here.” She said as Chaotic looked confused.
“I can imagine all the expulsions the guys in here must have suffered for it.” Said Chaotic as Cosplay turned to him.
“Checking for breasts.” Said Pinkie as Chaotic looked at her.
“I’ll sue you for groping.” He said to her as Pinkie looked at him.
“Weird… you’re not growing any?” She said that her friends looked annoyed and embarrassed by Pinkie’s actions.
“The only way for me to grow boobs is when I get fat but that’s not happening until I hit rock bottom.” Said Chaotic as Pinkie looked at him, but the rainbow hair girl pulled her.
“Oh… So that's what he meant.” Said Cosplay
“And why didn't he have any breasts?” Said Pinkie as the girl with ivory hair laughed.
“Yeah right!” She said, “And I change my name to something fucking stupid!” She said, “The names Gilda and the only way you’re a guy is to have a pair!” She said as grabbed Chaotic by the shirt. “And to be honest; you don’t-!” She rammed her hand in Chaotic’s pants to grab nothing but stopped as Chaotic looked horrified as Gilda was shocked and terrified. “…”
“…”
“…”
“He’s a guy…” Said Gilda as the girls looked horrified and shock that a guy is in Pony U. “And… he’s-”
“PERVERTED WOMAN!!!” Screamed Chaotic as he grabbed Gilda’s arm, pulled it out from his pants and twisted it back as Gilda screamed in pain “I CAN TAKE CAT CALLS, A SLAP ON THE ASS AND BLEW KISSES AT BUT THAT’S TAKING IT TOO FAR!!!” He screamed as he lifted Gilda and slammed her, head first in a garbage can. “I've never been so violated!” He said as he started to cry. “If this is how you treat the guys, then I’m sorry for them for being subjected to this amount of harassment!” He said as the girls looked at him.
“Uh… Chaotic…” Said Fluttershy as Tempest attacked him but Chaotic jumped and landed on the edges of the trashcan where Gilda was.
“HEY! What are you doing?!” He said as Tempest snarled at him as more girls gathered around her.
“You’re dead you pervert! When will you stupid guys stop sneaking into an All-Women’s College?!” She yelled as Chaotic looked at her and tilted his head.
“Huh?” He said as he noticed that they were armed with sports equipment and pepper spray. “Uh-oh…” He said as he searched around for a way to escape but noticed his pet was under the table, eating a can of whipped cream as he had the idea. “RABID RACCOON!!!” He yelled as some looked confused as Chaotic pointed at something. One of the students looked under her table to see Oreo with whipped cream all over his mouth but didn’t see the can.
“RABBIES!!!” She screamed as some looked under and screamed as they saw Oreo with a foam-covered mouth. Tempest turned and screamed a high pitch as she jumped on the table.
“DON’T LET IT BITE YOU!!!” She screamed as Chaotic took the chance to escape as the girls screamed except for Fluttershy who looked confused. She walked up to it and smelled something sweet.
“Whipped cream?” She said as Pinkie peeked.
“HEY! That’s my whipped cream!” She yelled as they stopped screaming as Chaotic was at the doors.
“STOP RIGHT THERE!” Yelled Gilda as Chaotic turned to them.
“I have one thing to say!” He said bravely but turned around “[Crying] OH, NO!” He said as he ran away.
“HEY! COME BACK HERE!” Screamed Tempest as she and a few other girls chased after him. Cosplay stood in shock as Gilda snarled.
“I can’t believe I let a guy do that to me!” She snarled as Cosplay stared at her. “What are you looking at geeks!?” She yelled as Cosplay blinked.
“You… touch his…” She turned red as Fluttershy was holding the raccoon as she wiped the cream off its mouth.
“Girls, this raccoon is named Oreo. He is Chaotic’s pet.” She said as Gilda looked at Cosplay.
“I touched his, what?”
“His… dick… with your… bare hands.” She said as Gilda looked horrified that she looked at her left hand and turned red in the head.
“Oh right… forgot about that…” She said as she walked away to the bathroom as the other girls looked embarrassed except for Pinkie.
“I wonder what Gilda was going to say?” She wonder “Maybe how big-”
“PINKIE!!!”
Back to Chaotic “Excuse me! Pardon me! Sorry for bumping into you!” Said Chaotic as he was running away as he bumped into some of the girls as they dropped books, food, drinks, and their stuff as they all screamed in anger.
“GET BACK HERE!!!” Yelled Tempest as Chaotic looked back and continued to run as he saw something up ahead; someone was renting out Motor Scooters.
“I’ll take one!” He yelled as he gave her 100 bucks in cash and took it immediately.
“HEY!” yelled the vendor. "You forgot your change!” She yelled as Tempest and 2 other girls snatched her scooters and chased after Chaotic.
“Oh, boy!” He yelled as he drove through the hallways as some girls moved out of the way. Chaotic made some turns to lose his angry mob as he went through some double doors. A girl holding a camera took his picture as Chaotic drove through. “HEY! YOU RUINED MY PERFECT SHOT!!!” she screamed as Tempest and the other 2 came through. She looked at the picture and paused. “*GASP* THIS! IS… PERFECT!!!” she screamed happily.
Outside Cosplay was looking around as she was looking for Chaotic. “I know he’s a guy, but… he didn’t look like a perverted man, nor did he drool at the sight of every girl.” She said Chaotic looked embarrassed at seeing the girls. “Where is he so we can tell the Co-Headmistresses of the misunderstanding about him being here?” She said as she bumped into someone.
“HEY!” Cosplay turned to see two of a group of 4 girls who looked madly at her.
“I’m sorry. I was looking for someone.” Explained Cosplay as they looked at her. “Well, just be careful next time.” Said one with blue skin and silver hair. “I nearly dropped my smoke bombs.” She said as Cosplay looked around.
“Uh… Who are you looking for?” Said the girl with blue hair in a ponytail.
“Someone I met and worried about. I must find him before it’s too late.” She said as the girl with purple hair and pigtails looked confused.
“Wait? Him?” she said as Cosplay covered her mouth.
“JUMP OUT OF THE WAY!!!” They all turned around to see Chaotic riding on a motor scooter and heading towards them.
*SCREAMING*
END OF FLASHBACK (“And now we’re at the part where we’re going to land in a pool. Hope that they could swim.”) Though Chaotic as time continued as Chaotic, Cosplay, Trixie and Adagio headed for a crash landing.
*SPLASH*x4
A sizable crowd gathered after seeing and hearing the splashes. Cosplay, Trixie and Adagio emerge from the water as Chaotic was still underwater holding on to the motor scooter. He started up the scooter as he drove to the shallow end. as his hair lost its shape and turned long and wavy. Chaotic came up and spat out the pool water as his hair was like Rapunzel but male. Chaotic looked up to see Tempest, who was covered with the cranberry pie he hit her with. Chaotic smiled nervously. “He-he-he… can’t beat the classics.” He said as Tempest grabbed him by the collar of his shirt.
“I hate cranberry pie.” She said as Chaotic shrugged his shoulders.
“I don’t know who made it, but I agree that cranberries should not be used in pie.” He said as Tempest stared at him
“That’s something we can agree on.” She said as she and the mob were holding batons. “Now-”
“STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW!!!” Screamed a voice through a megaphone as they all turned to see 2 women in suits holding megaphones as Chaotic saw his 6 moms looking worried. “Let the young man go, Tempest.” Said the dark-haired woman.
“But Headmistress Luna! This guy somehow sneaks-!”
“Let him go!” Said the other headmistress as Tempest did what she was told as Pinkie and her friends came as they saw the other 6 women as Rainbow and Applejack looked happy.
“Holy shit! It’s Muscle Heart!” Yelled Rainbow Dash as some girls looked surprised and screamed in joy.
“The greatest mixed-martial artist fighter!? HERE!?” Said Gilda as other girls surrounded her for her autograph as some wanted her to sign on her tits. Rarity saw Styling Looks and her fashionista mood squeal.
“And you’re Styling Looks! The greatest Hair styling profession.” She said as she fainted as Pinkie and Fluttershy caught her as Twilight geeked out.
“You’re Intel Brain! Greatest female scientist/inventor in our era! I love your plan to create an invention to decompose used cigarette butts into a healthy mulch!” She said as Intel smiled.
“Thank you and it’s still in beta testing.” She said as Twilight smiled.
“Also, what are you doing here? I know that you and your sisters have graduated from here. Are you visiting to see how the college is?” She said as Intel shook her head.
“No, we’re not but we’re here to fix a misunderstanding.” She said as Headmistress Luna and her sister got the attention of the group.
“Attention girls!” Said Luna “My sister Celestia and I have some news that will change Pony U!” She said as Celestia took the megaphone.
“Attention please. Now everyone here knows that Ponyville University has been an All-Women’s College for the past century.” She said as some looked prideful as some were towering over Chaotic. “But that is going to change.” She said as some were confused “In the past 2 decades, some of the past graduates had acted in some actions that resulted in arrests.” She said as some were concerned “Assaulting individual males who turned out to be actors, punching a man for saving her from falling which lead him hospitalized and traumatizing a 2nd grader boy who couldn’t read signs lead as antagonizing males for no reason. The University has been given some backlash because of it and rumors are spreading that this place was made to create misandrists.” Said Celestia as the girls were horrified and shocked to hear that was possible. “So, in order to erase these rumors, we’re changing the entire university rules and turning this place into a Co-ed.” She said as some were shocked to hear that. They all started to complain that the Headmistresses silenced them.
“ENOUGH!!!” Yelled Luna “We’re doing this because if we don’t, this university will be shut down and every student here will not get refunded!” She yelled as everyone went silent.
“Well, that shut everyone up.” Said Chaotic as he helped Cosplay and the other 2 girls out of the pool as they snarled at Chaotic.
“Don’t you dare stare.” Said Adagio covered her shirt as Chaotic looked confused.
“Wait!” He said as everyone looked at him “If this place is going Co-ed, then… where are the other guys?” Asked Chaotic as they both looked at him.
“Well… we decided to enroll any of the graduates’ sons that weren’t misandrists but… they enrolled in either different colleges, refused in fear of being uncomfortable or started work life.” Said Luna.
“We also did some background check on them for any crimes of perversion until we found you, Mr. Chaotic.” Said Celestia “Apparently despite you’re the adopted son of 6 of our old college friends but the only one with no records of perversion and you’re used to being with females due to your 6 mothers.” She said as some were shocked to hear that Chaotic was adopted by not one, not 2, but 6 women.
“No one could take care of a child nor a baby.” Said Chaotic “It’s a flaw but all living creatures have flaws.” She said as Intel smiled.
“Like I taught him.” She said with a smirk.
“You were the only one with no acts of perversion nor any criminal records.” Said Luna “Except learning that you blew up an elementary school with a chocolate malt explosion.”
“By accident!” Yelled Chaotic “I mean it I didn’t mean to make a chemical formula for that.” He said as Pinkie walked to him
“Can you make one for me?” She said with a drool around her mouth.
“NO!” Yelled all 6 of his moms as Pinkie pouted.
“Boo.” She said as Chaotic looked at the headmistresses.
“So… asked me one question? Am I the only boy in the entire campus?” He asked as they both shut their eyes. “Oh… fuck me, I’m dead as stepped in here.” He said as Tempest crossed her arms.
“You can’t be serious?” She said with a snarl as Chaotic looked at them.
“So… where would I be sleeping?” He asked as his moms smiled.
“Why, at our old dorm house; Virgo’s Love House!” Said Home Care as Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Sunset, Adagio, Trixie, Tempest, and some others looked shocked and scared as Headmistress Luna noticed it.
“Is there something wrong with the Virgo’s Love House?” Said Luna as she turned to Pinkie.
“Uh… well…”
Chaotic & Cosplay was a bit surprised as Celestia, Luna and his 6 mothers were beyond shock as their old house was wrecked, filled with garbage on the lawn and the inside as Luna and Celestia were beyond pissed off as Chaotic looked at it.
“Whoa… you all are just as messy as my moms. I guess this must have been a habit to anyone who lives here.” Said Chaotic as he grabbed a push broom & Oreo jumped from Fluttershy’s arms and started eating any discarded food. “I’ll help with the cleaning, but I will draw the line if I have do your laundry, ladies!” He yelled as she started cleaning as the girls turned to Celestia and Luna who were fuming, along with Chaotic’s mothers as Cosplay went to help clean with him.
“We’re never gonna have another party, right?” Asked Pinkie.
“NOT UNTIL THIS MESS IS CLEANED UP!!!” Screamed the adults as the sophomores groaned.
Headmistresses’ Office Celestia and Luna were marching together as Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, & Tempest were sitting in chairs as all 6 of Chaotic’s mothers were behind them with their arms crossed. “Never have we seen such a disaster on our own campus!” Yelled Luna as they all coward by her voice.
“I agree with my sister. You students have not only wrecked Virgo’s Love House but our trust in you eleven… Wait! Where are Pinkie Pie and Sonata Dusk?!” She said Sunset looked nervous but spoke up.
“We left them with Cosplay to watch Chaotic.” She said as they raised their brows.
“We can’t trust that… punk!” Said Tempest as she looked back to see Chaotic’s mothers narrowing their eyes at her. “Uh… I mean, given that this school had so many perverted men sneaking in to take pictures and videos of the other students here, so trust of any male who becomes a student here is extremely slim.” Explained Tempest as she feared the glares given to her.
“Hmmm… You’re correct about that.” Said Luna as she looked out the window as she witnessed a group of women attack some men that sneaked to take videos and pictures had their cameras, phones and nuts smashed. “It’s becoming too much of an annoyance.”
“Yes… Especially since the headmaster of the All-Men’s College hasn’t been keeping his students in line.” Said Celestia as Chaotic’s mothers didn’t like to hear that.
“The Headmaster… who is it?” Asked Intel Brain as Luna and Celestia turned to her.
“Your ex.” They said that Intel freaked out upon hearing that.
“Fucking testosterones… not him.” She said,
“Oh, dear god, not Grand Pride.” Said Sweet Voice.
“I thought we would never see him again after he hurt Chaotic.” Said Muscle Heart as she cracked her knuckles “I wanted to rip his sack off for what he was doing. Stealing not only Intel’s research and thesis, but some blackmail on us.” She said as they hoped he hadn’t seen them.
“Back to the situation at hand,” Said Celestia. “You are all given the responsibility not only to take care of your work in college but also for the building itself.” Celestia said in a firm but professional tone. “So, until the building is clean inside and out, all of your club activities, canceled.” She said that her order causes some discord.
“NO FAIR!!!” Said Rainbow Dash.
“But I have animals to care for!” Said Fluttershy.
“What about my orders?!” Said Rarity.
“No acceptations! The decision is final.” Said Celestia “But don’t worry. I’ll replace your activities with some community service until the dorm house is clean. Get your hairnets, you’ll be the aids for the cafeteria for today.” Rarity fainted as Fluttershy and Applejack caught her.
“A hairnet… the worst thing to wear.” She said Adagio frowned.
“At least you don't have to wear a large plastic bag for a hairnet. If we have to do this, we’ll get Pinkie and Sonata to join us.” She said,
“No, that's not necessary.” Said Luna. “They’ll be cleaning the Dorm House.”
“WHAT?!” They all said.
Virgo’s Love House Chaotic was separating the recyclables and non-recyclables. “I’m sorry to sound rude but how did you managed to make a huge mess like this?” He asked Pinkie and Sonata as they were tying the knots for the trash bags as Cosplay was vacuuming.
“I agree as well. I doubt that one party caused this.” She said as Pinkie and Sonata smiled nervously.
“Actually… this is from one party.” Said Sonata as both Chaotic and Cosplay were surprised to hear that.
“We wanted to have a party for freshmen who are becoming sophomores. So, I invited all the Freshmen that are becoming Sophomores.” Said Pinkie as she pulled out her phone and showed the pictures. “I think I went too far.” She said as one picture had a Sophomore steaking.
“Too far.” Said Cosplay as Chaotic nodded.
“I think you should control how crazy you make them.” Said Chaotic “Also hope no one posted them online.” He said as Pinkie waved her hand.
“No girl here will ever do that!” She said with a smirk.
“So… will the news club won’t publish them on the website?” He asked as Pinkie and Sonata looked shocked.
“Oh, fuck me.” They both said as Cosplay looked at them.
“I guess you didn’t think of them.” She said as Chaotic when to the kitchen.
“I’m afraid that there is an even greater problem we will be facing.” He said as the 3 girls looked confused.
“And what’s that?” Asked Sonata.
“We have no food, and I don’t think the food covered in blue slime is edible.” Answer Chaotic but Pinkie smirked.
“I can handle anything!” she said proudly.
“I think the blue goo is alive and it's already eaten some cake and tacos.” He explained as both Pinkie and Sonata looked enraged and extremely pissed-off.
“MY CAKE/MY TACOS!!!” They both screamed in pure anger as they ran to the kitchen.
“I think we should buy some food after the cleaning or go hungry.” Said Chaotic as Cosplay nodded. They both came back in tears and dropped face first to the floor.
“Is it that bad?” Asked Cosplay as both Pinkie and Sonata rolled over to be on their backs.
“[Crying] YES!!!” Said Pinkie as both her and Sonata threw a tantrum as their breasts shook out of control.
“[Crying] MY TACOS!!! ALL GONE!!!” Cried Sonata as Chaotic and Cosplay looked at each other as Chaotic patted their heads.
“Aww… there, there.” He said as they looked at him with tears in their eyes. “We can go shopping for more food today.” They both looked up and turned to him.
“Can we buy some tacos?” Asked Sonata
“And sweets?” Asked Pinkie.
“Sure! After we clean the house.” He said as they jumped back on their feet and hugged Chaotic as he was baffled by them and felt their breasts pushing on his chest.
“THANK YOU!!!” They both said as they gave him a peck on the cheeks which shocked Cosplay and him.
(“Whoa… they’re bold.”) Though Cosplay as Chaotic broke free from their hug.
“Sorry about that. I didn’t expect to be… hugged and kissed…” He was turning red with embarrassment as he looked away and covered his face. Pinkie and Sonata looked embarrassed doing that.
“Sorry.” They both said that they forgot that Chaotic is Ponyville U’s 1st male student and anything like hugs will be considered lewd due to their chests.
“Uh…” They turned to Cosplay as she was still holding some bags. “I know we have to clean this building but… what about the rooms of your friends?” She said as Chaotic remembered what the Headmistresses and his mothers said.
“We can’t have another party until this mess is cleaned up…” Chaotic said as he remembered what they said. “I think the rooms count.” He said as Cosplay gasped.
“You’re going to enter a girl’s room?!” Yelled Cosplay at Chaotic.
“Yes.” He said, which shocked them but unknown to them, 2 girls were outside using a recording device.
“I knew he’s a-”
“If I have their permission. It is incredibly rude to enter someone’s room without their permission.” Continued Chaotic as the 2 girls outside were annoyed that he’s a gentleman and left.
“Oh, that’s good to know.” Said Sonata.
“It means you 2 will have to collect every one of your roommates’ dirty laundry.” He said as Pinkie and Sonata pouted.
“Lame!” Said Sonata as she realized something. “So… you need permission to enter our rooms?” Chaotic nodded “Then I give you my permission to enter my room to help carry out the laundry!” She said as Pinkie and Cosplay gasped.
“Sonata!” Yelled Cosplay. “You can’t do that!”
“Yeah!” Said Pinkie “Because I want his help as well!” She said which confused both Chaotic and Cosplay.
“Huh?” Said Cosplay as Pinkie and Sonata pressed their chest against each other.
“I want his help!” Yelled Sonata.
“NO! HE SHOULD HELP ME!!” Screamed Pinkie as Cosplay looked scared.
“What should we do to stop this fighting?” She asked as Chaotic looked at the sight.
“I have an idea but…” Chaotic paused as Cosplay looked at him
“But?”
“It’s something that would get me slapped.” Answered Chaotic as Cosplay shook her head.
“I’ll take the blame, since I want you to do it.” Said Cosplay as Chaotic sighed.
“Okay and watch what I do to stop this fight.” Said Chaotic as he walked toward the 2 girls. “Titty… CHOP!” Yelled Chaotic as he did a karate chop between their tits, separating them, but his blow hurt their breasts.
“OWIE!!!” they yelled as they grabbed their boobs as Cosplay looked shocked as looked at Chaotic.
“Home Care taught me that after getting annoyed by seeing her sisters AKA my moms’ fighting. It's perverted and painful to feel but affected.” Explained Chaotic as Cosplay slowly realized his actions and remembered that Chaotic had 6 mothers raising him.
“Oh, dear…” Said Cosplay.
“That hurt!” Yelled Sonata at Chaotic as he sighed.
“I have something to say.” He said as both Pinkie and Sonata glared at him “If you both want me to help you, please just ask.” He said as they both looked at each other and realized that they should've said that “I… don’t want to be the center because of fights again.” He said as they looked at him.
“Again?” Said Cosplay as Chaotic shook his head.
“Sorry. It's… personal.” He answered as he looked away. “Also! I want to make a good impression on everyone on campus, given I’m the only male student here and they might hate me for being a guy.” He explained as Cosplay sighed.
“Yeah… An all-women’s college becomes co-ed and only one guy has enrolled will be a target out of fear and hatred.” Said Cosplay as Sonata and Pinkie looked down hearing that, but Chaotic didn’t like their sad look.
“Hey… listen. I know nearly every girl won’t like that there’s a guy now living here… BUT! That doesn’t mean we can show them wrong. We’ll start small and grow big!” He said with confidence as they felt happy “And to those who don’t want it… this.” Chaotic pushed his hands on his mouth *PPPPPPFFFFFFFTTTTT* He made a loud fart sound as all three of them laughed at what he did.
“Gross, but funny!” Said Cosplay as they all smile.
“Okay! We give you our permission to clean our rooms and our roommates’ rooms.” Said Pinkie as Chaotic smiled.
“Thank you Pinkie.” He said and gave a grin “I am not responsible for finding embarrassing things or secret diaries.” He said as Pinkie and Sonata smirked.
“I heard Aria has some cute girly panties with a big smiling flower.” Said Sonata as Pinkie and she snickered as they bounced to the rooms as Cosplay looked at Chaotic.
“I think you made a reason for our roommates to hate you.” She said as Chaotic looked away.
“I only said what I’ve been told.” He said, “Despite them being adults, they act like kids to each other.” Explained Chaotic.
“Does nearly everything you know about the flaws of female teens come from your moms?” She asked.
“Except periods. I’m grateful for being a man that I don’t have.” He said as Cosplay looked mad at him.
“Lucky bastard.” She said as they headed to clean their new roommates’ rooms.
3 hours later Chaotic, Cosplay, Pinkie and Sonata tossed the last of the blue covered food in a metal trash can as Chaotic lit a match and tossed it in as it made a large tower of fire. “Whoa…” said everyone as Chaotic covered his nose along with the others.
“I’m grateful we didn’t have to eat those.” Said Cosplay and Pinkie and Sonata laugh maniacally.
“Burn evil slime, burn…” Said Pinkie.
“You eat our cakes and tacos, you’re now the fire’s food.” Said Sonata as Cosplay hid behind Chaotic.
“You think they’ll go psycho on us?” She asked as Chaotic looked at them.
“No… they’re just happy they’re avenging their favorite food.” He answered as he noticed the fire was getting weak. “Uh-oh, we need fuel for the fire.” He said as Sonata stepped up.
“I got this!” She said as she pulled out her bra without taking off her shirt. Chaotic and Cosplay looked shocked as she dropped it in the flames as it grew bigger. “There, problem solved.” Said Sonata as Cosplay looked at her.
“Uh… Sonata… you could have used the lighter fluid?” Said Cosplay.
“That bra was gonna break on me. It happened 3 times already.” Answered Sonata as Chaotic looked at her.
“How many times does that happen to you?” He asked as Sonata frowned.
“So many times!” She yelled “[Crying] I can’t even find a good one that’s comfortable.” She cried as Pinkie hugged her.
“Don’t worry, Bosom Sister. Chaotic told me that his mom knows a friend who makes comfy custom bras.” Said Pinkie as Sonata’s eyes widened. She was about to jump but stopped.
“Awww… I’m betting the bras are expensive.” She said as Pinkie looked at Chaotic as she forgot that some customized bras tend to be expensive.
“Oh, don’t worry. Home Care and her friend, Shake Mah Booty made it out of a resourceful material.” He said as Pinkie and Sonata laughed as Cosplay blushed.
“Please, tell me that’s a joke name?” She asked as Chaotic looked at her.
“What joke name?” Questioned Chaotic “Why would I joke about Shake Mah Booty?” Pinkie and Sonata laughed harder. “Okay tell me what’s funny? I mean you met her, you see the genius that is Shake Mah Booty.” They laughed even louder as they stopped as Chaotic was pouting at them as Cosplay called him down.
“Sorry but… that name was used for prank calls.” She said,
“Is that her full name?” Asked Pinkie.
“Or is it Ivana?” Stuttered Sonata.
“No! Its Watchmi. Watchmi Shake Mah Booty.” He said as they laughed louder as Cosplay snickered as well. “Hey… that’s not funny!” He yelled as he pulled his phone and make a video call.
“What are you doing?” Asked Cosplay.
“Calling my Godmother.” He said as he got the video call to see a woman with orange skin and emerald long hair, Rose Eyes (H-Cup). “Watchmi!” He said as she smiled.’
“Well, well. If it isn’t My Little Chaos.” She said as they looked shocked that she’s real and looked at him.
“It was my nickname when I was a kid.” He said as Watchmi smiled.
“True me, he was much more tamable as a teenager than a child. He caused a lot of trouble growing up.” She said as Chaotic pouted.
“I blew up one elementary school and they’ll never let it go.” Said Chaotic
“You blew up the sewer system of our crooked mayor with a cherry bomb at the age of 10.” She said as Chaotic whistle as he looked away, the girls looked at him with shocked expressions.
“I can see why you call him Chaos.” Said Cosplay as Watchmi looked at him.
“What are you calling me for? You are having some problems with the new college with all the girls?” She said while laughing.
“No… I didn’t even know this was an all-Women’s college until I came here.” Answer Chaotic as Watchmi smacked her forehead.
“They didn’t tell you?”
“Too little, too late.” Watchmi rolled her eyes.
“*Sigh* fuck… I told them to tell you last night.” She said as she looked at him. “Is there anything you need?” Asked Watchmi.
“Showing my new roommates that you exist. Oh, and they want to order some of the custom bras you made.” Explained Chaotic as he turned the phone to them as Watchmi looked at them.
“Oh! Customers who need comfy bras, I understand.” as Chaotic handed Pinkie his phone.
“Hello!” Said Pinkie and Sonata as Cosplay join them in the video.
“Uh… hello.” She said as Watchmi smiled.
“Hello! My Little Chaos told me that you’re all interested in buying my custom bras at affordable prices?” She said as Cosplay looked away.
“Uh… Well… Chaotic did say that you… make custom bras.” Miss Booty smirked.
“And you want to buy some?” She said as Cosplay waved her hands.
“Uh! Uh! I mean… I’m sorry to sound rude but… how do we know that the bras you made are legit?” Spoke Cosplay as Miss Booty laughed.
“Always the 1st question being asked.” She said, “I always have the answer for that, I am personally wearing my own product.” She said as she unbuttoned her shirt to reveal a panda color bra.
“Uh…” Said Cosplay
“Oh…” Said Pinkie and Sonata.
“Don’t drop the phone for what you’re about to see,” Wanted Miss Booty as she was about to unhook her bra, but Cosplay was a bit in disbelief.
“This is ridiculous. I’m sorry but a customized bra is not only comfy but affordable is a bit-” Before she could finish, Miss Booty removed her bra to reveal that her breast size was not H-Cups but Double K-Cups. Cosplay, Pinkie, and Sonata’s eyes widened in shock. “How much for 6 of them?” Asked Cosplay as Pinkie and Sonata’s mouths dropped open as they turned to look at one another and smiled.
“~We’re getting comfy bras! We’re getting comfy bras!~” They sang as Miss Booty smiled.
“Always get them.” She said as they watched her put it back on as her bust size shrank. “Always comfortable for a year, no strap marks, no rashes on the breasts.” She described them.
“How…?” Asked Cosplay.
“Can’t tell. Can’t let the competition steal our work for money.” She said as she smirked. “So, tell me something. What did you think of My Little Chaos?” She asked as they looked to see Chaotic was playing with Oreo with a rope.
“He’s very nice!” Said Pinkie
“He’s also fun!” Said Sonata as they looked at Cosplay.
“Oh! Well…” Cosplay looked at Chaotic and blushed a bit “He’s… cute…” Answer Cosplay as she covered her mouth as Pinkie and Sonata 'Oooo'd at her as Chaotic turned to her.
“Are you done with my phone?” Asked Chaotic as they shook their heads. “Okay.” He said as he gave Oreo a belly scratch, “Because we need to leave to buy some ingredients for dinner.” He said as the 3 girls looked at the phone.
“I hope you are good to him. He might have a broken sex & lust drive, but the poor boy suffered too much.” Said Miss Booty, as they looked confused.
“Suffer?” Questioned Cosplay as Miss Booty covered her mouth.
“Oops! I can’t tell the bad things about Little Chaos. He’ll tell you when he trusts you all enough.” Spoke Miss Beauty as Sonata took the phone.
“Wait! I got a question!” She said as Miss Booty looked at her. “Why is your name ‘Shake Mah Booty’?” Asked Sonata as Watchmi smirked.
“Simple.” She zoomed the camera to reveal that she has a huge bouncing ass. “Therefore.” She said with a smirk as she twerked her ass at them. “Also, this chest is double Ks. Bye!” She ended the video call as all three of them stood baffled.
“Damn…” Said Pinkie and Sonata as Cosplay turned red in the head.
(“That booty just too fine…”) She thought as Chaotic looked at them.
“Can I have my phone now?” Asked Chaotic as they handed his phone back. “Thank you.” He said as he looked at them. “My God Mother got you hooked on her products, didn’t you?” Asked Chaotic as they looked away.
“She… she made a good bra.” Said Cosplay as Pinkie and Sonata nodded.
“You can make an order on her website. I’ll give you her card after we go to the supermarket.” Said Chaotic as they all nodded. “So… Does anyone have a big van? Because I haven’t taken out my stuff in my van.” He said as they looked at each other.
“I… can’t drive.” Said Cosplay as Pinkie and Sonata shook their heads.
“Oh boy… this causes a problem.” He said as Pinkie had an idea and ran to the kitchen.
“Uh… doesn’t she remember that there’s no food?” Said Cosplay as Pinkie ran with a pair of keys.
“We’ll borrow the bus!” She said as Sonata clapped but confused Chaotic & Cosplay.
“We have a bus?” They both said as Pinkie and Sonata dragged them to where the bus was. When they got to the parking lot where the bus was but when they got to it; it was incredibly filthy, like it hadn't been washed for a year. “Not for cleaning the bus!” Said Chaotic as Pinkie and Sonata blushed as Cosplay covered her face.
“Well… we never left the campus during our freshman year and most of the students have their own cars.” Explained Sonata.
“So, it was never used.” Said Cosplay as Pinkie opened the doors of the bus as the insides were clean. “Such a waste of a vehicle.” She said Chaotic was given the keys as he started it up, to see the mileage and fuel.
“Well good news, it has a lot less mileage and full tank but we’re going to the car wash to clean this thing up. I can imagine how many ‘Wash me!’ are written on this bus.” He said as they nodded.
“12.” Said Sonata as they looked at her. “I counted before the end of the new year.” She explained as they went in.
“Okay ladies! Wear your seat belts because I don’t know where I’m going nor how many speed bumps are in the way.” He said Pinkie and Sonata used their GPS on their phones to direct Chaotic to the Car Wash before shopping for food.
“Go this way.” Said Pinkie as they all drove out of the campus.
Meanwhile Celestia, Luna and the 6 Mothers of Chaotic were following Twilight, Sunset, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, & Tempest back to their Dorm House “I hope this punishment teaches you about cleaning your messes.” Said Celestia as they groaned.
“I can’t believe that we’re going to do this crap until the building is clean and that will take weeks.” She complained as Twilight frowned about the experiments she’ll miss.
“If we have to suffer then Pinkie and Sonata have to suffer as well!” Yelled Aria in anger as they made it back to their Dorm House to see 2 huge piles of trash bags with 2 signs that said ‘Recycle’ & ‘Waste’.
“I see they managed to throw the garbage out.” Said Luna “And sorted the recycle.” She added as they groaned as Muscle Heart opened the door and looked amazed.
“And gave this house the Chaotic Special.” She said as the girls looked worried hearing that as they ran inside to see it was sparkling clean.
“Whoa…” They said as Rarity gasped to see big bags inside with their room symbols on the bags and a note.
“What’s this?” Asked Rarity as Sunset read the note.
“Dear Roommates, if you’re all back from the Headmistresses’ office, we’ve cleaned the entire dorm house, picked up the trash, cleaned your rooms and set your dirty clothes to wash.” Said Sunset as she and others turned red that a man entered their rooms “Also we burned all the food because they were covered in blue goop because it looked inedible and some of the spices expired. So, we went shopping in the Minibus to buy food and ingredients for dinner. We’ll be back and remember to wash your dirty panties?!?!?!” Yelled Sunset as she turned to anger as she ripped the note. “I can’t believe that they wrote that!” She yelled as Celestia and Luna stared at them.
“I guess they care about you all that they cleaned your rooms.” Said Celestia.
“Now you must repay them by doing the laundry.” Said Luna as they groaned.
“I hate doing my laundry.” Said Rainbow as she dragged her bag as Rarity had a lot of bags.
“Why do I have so many bags of laundry?!” she yelled.
“Because you buy and make too many clothes!” yelled everyone as Rarity groaned that she must wash her clothes as Celestia and Luna sighed.
Chaotic was pushing a large shopping cart as Cosplay, Pinkie and Sonata were adding what to buy in the cart. “Milk, cereal, rice pudding, fruits, meats, vegetables, water, soda, juice-”
“Alcohol.” Said Sonata as Chaotic stopped
“No alcohol!” he yelled “Cooking Wine is fine but not alcohol.” Said Chaotic as they looked at him as he cleared his throat. “I’m sorry but alcohol and I don’t mix.” He explained “I don’t remember what happened when I was drunk, and my mothers started crying and hugged me saying everything’s alright after I sober up. I don’t know why but… I tend to stay away from drinking alcohol, using cooking alcohol on food doesn’t make me drunk.” He explained as Cosplay looked at him as Pinkie and Sonata nodded.
“Okay.” Said Pinkie.
“If you can’t drink booze, then we won’t buy it.” Said Sonata as she returned it as Chaotic pushed the cart as they continued adding what to buy.
“Do we have enough toilet paper in the dorm?” Asked Chaotic as they paused as they shrugged their shoulders as Pinkie was about to pick them up. “No.” They turned around to Chaotic looking confused.
“Why?” Asked Pinkie.
“There’s a membership warehouse club near here and I’m a member.” They raise their brows. “Bulk in toilet paper, bulk in paper towels, bulk in-”
“Candy?” Asked Pinkie as Chaotic nodded as both her and Sonata cheered as they helped Chaotic push the cart for the candy.
Back at the Dorm House Adagio, Rarity and Sunset were on the washing machine, enjoying the… vibrations from the washing machines as Chaotic’s moms just blushed at the sight. “God damn it, I guess we weren’t the only ones who like doing that.” Whispered Clever Built as the others blushed as Celestia and Luna watched some that were folding their laundry.
“I hope they come back in time.” Said Luna as Celestia tried to remember.
“If I recall, this dorm does have a minibus but wasn’t used that much. I planned to sell it the 2nd day, but I think Mr. Chaotic will put it to good use.” She said as Luna smiled.
“This dorm will be responsible for its care.” She said as they heard some honking.
“I think our son is back.” Said Sweet Voice as they see the minibus as the door opens to hear music and singing.
“She messed around with a bloke named Smokey She loved him though he was cokey He took her down to Chinatown And he showed her how to kick the gong around.
The group watched Chaotic sing as Pinkie, Sonata & Cosplay sang backup. They were carrying bags as they entered the house as Chaotic handed Clever Built the keys. “I think you need to check the engine. It stuttered a bit and died whenever I stopped at a red light.” Said Chaotic as he carried the bags inside. “I’ll make you all a tasty meatloaf and dish of pressed plantains.” He said as he headed for the kitchen as Clever Built checked the engine as she pulled out some books out of it.
“Looks like someone was hiding their beefcakes books in the engine.” Said Clever Build as she opened it “Oooo… Crotchless edition but the crotches are destroyed.” She said as she threw it in the recycling bin.
“I guess this will be the last time we’ll eat our son’s cooking.” Said Home Care as she pulled up her sleeves “I’m going to help him in the kitchen.” She said as she went inside as Celestia and Luna were impressed.
“He cleans, cooks, drives, and thinks of others more than himself. He should be a good example for future male students.” Said Celestia as Luna looked at her sister.
“Don’t make him your personal baker, sister. Your chair can't handle the additional cake mass in your ass.” She said as Celestia turned to Luna with a glare.
“I do not have an addiction!” She said as Luna laughed as the girls looked away, so they don’t get any worse punishments.
Later that night Chaotic was in the kitchen cooking as he passed entrées to Cosplay as she brought them to the dining room. The dining room amazed Cosplay as Chaotic cleaned it so well. “That man is a great cleaner.” She said as she saw her new roommates were eating and the headmistresses and his mothers were eating as well while loud music was playing, Tempest looked depressed as she tried not to eat anything. “Eat something.” Said Cosplay, “Diet that involves eating nothing will hurt you.” She said as Tempest snarled at her.
“I refuse to eat that punk’s food.” She said, “If I eat it, I’ll love it and like him being here.” Explained Tempest as Cosplay looked at her.
“Why do you hate men?” She asked as Tempest looked at Cosplay.
“If you were here during my freshman year, you would suffer many harassments from the douchebags from the All-Male College. My underwear gets stolen, and I get my picture taken after I come out of the shower. Also, I nearly gotten raped if it wasn’t for the seniors that saved my ass. That’s why I hate men, they are filthy pigs.” Explained Tempest as Cosplay looked sad for her.
“Look… I know that you have a good example of hating them, but Chaotic… isn’t like them.” Said Cosplay “I mean not all men are like that and he didn’t smirk when Sonata burned her bra.”
“SHE WHAT?!” Yelled Tempest as her voice was being drowned by the music.
“Yeah, but Chaotic was nice to introduce his godmother to us, who specializes in crafting bras for women with huge breasts and… I want to buy some of them for myself.” She said as Tempest looked unphased.
“How do you know it isn’t a scam?” She said as Cosplay paused which Tempest narrowed her eyes. “It’s fake, isn’t it?”
“No… no… if you saw her showing… her real bare chest through video call… you believe her.” She said that Tempest didn’t believe her.
“Oh, please… What was her chest size? D? F?”
“Double Ks.” Cosplay immediately answers as Tempest’s eyes widen.
“Oh, fuck me…” she said as Chaotic came carrying a dish of pressed plantains to where Fluttershy was.
“Here you go Fluttershy, Pressed Plantains. Lightly salt them or spread guacamole on them.” He said as she placed them in front of her. As he went back to the kitchen Fluttershy tried it as she enjoyed it.
“This is very delicious!” She said as they continued to eat while Chaotic brought the water and soda. Celestia and Luna cleaned their mouths of the soup they’re eating.
“I can say that you all have completed your assignment.” Said Celestia.
“And you all can return to your club activities, even though it was less than a day.” Said Luna as they all cheered as the door opened to see a new girl Chaotic and Cosplay hadn't seen before. “Sorry girls. I know that I’m late because it’s the 1st day, but I’ve already planned my schedule for the next…” She paused as she looked at Chaotic who waved at her.
“Good evening, I’m Chaotic, what’s your name?” He asked as the girl looked at her roommates.
“He’s… our new male student in Pony U, Starlight.” Explained Twilight as Starlight was about to say something, but Aria interrupted her.
“The College is now Co-ed, he’s the 1st male student here and our roommate.” She said as Chaotic waved and pointed at a bag.
“Don’t forget to do your laundry.” He said as he went back to the kitchen as Starlight stood there baffled.
“What the hell did I miss?” Asked Starlight as Twilight and Adagio told her what she missed.
“You won’t believe it even if we tell you.” They both said.
Later that night Chaotic waved farewell to the headmistresses as his mothers showed him what’s considered the best room of the dorm house. Tempest laughed that Chaotic gets to sleep in a little closet room, but he didn’t show any resentment as he waved her good night. “Freak.” Said Tempest as she headed for her room. The girls were all in their rooms but decided to have a secret meeting in the attic since it’s on the 4th floor, in their sleepwear or underwear. “Okay I call upon this meeting-” Said Tempest as Rarity was wearing a mud mask interrupted her.
“Please darling, I should be sleeping. What is this meeting for?” She asked as Tempest snarled.
“The meeting is to get that punk expelled from here.” She said as Twilight shook her head.
“No.” She said as Tempest was angry to hear that “You heard what Headmistress Celestia & Luna said.” Twilight said as Starlight looked at her.
“What did they say?” She asked.
“This university will be shut down if Chaotic gets expelled or quit and none of us will get a refund.” Said Adagio
“And that’s something I refuse to lose.” Said Aria as she narrowed her eyes at Tempest who was angry.
“Then why must he live here? I don’t want a man anywhere near me!” She said as Cosplay looked away.
(“I don’t know how long Tempest will trust Chaotic, but I believe he’s a good guy”) She thought as Tempest crossed her arms.
“Well… let’s test him.” Said Rainbow as Applejack raised her brow.
“Say what?” She said,
“We test him to see if he’s a perv. You know, showing cleavage, panty shots, walking around naked.” Said Rainbow as some turned red as Fluttershy ran back to her room.
“No! No! No!” She screamed softly as Adagio smirked.
“No offense but no fucking way.” She said as she left the meeting along with Applejack, Rarity, Twilight, Starlight leaving Sonata, Pinkie, Rainbow, Aria, Cosplay, and Tempest behind. Aria got up.
“If you want to get rid of him, you do Rainbow’s idea but me? Fuck that.” She said as Pinkie and Sonata got up and crossed their arms.
“We won’t do it.” Said Pinkie.
“He made us delicious food and took us to buy a lot of candy.” Said Sonata as they both got up and left. Cosplay got up and shook her head.
“I'm… going back to bed.” She said and left. Rainbow looked at her and shrugged her shoulders.
“Sorry.” She said and left as Tempest narrowed her eyes on them.
“Fine… there are other girls here to help me and I won’t stop until he leaves by choice or force.” She said as Oreo was watching from a hidden corner.
Cosplay walked out of her bathroom wearing only a bathrobe, Pinkie was inside the kitchen of a bakery wearing nothing, but an apron and Sonata was at the beach wearing a string bikini. Cosplay remove the belt of the bathrobe to reveal that she was naked as she smiled, Pinkie climbed on top of the table as she untie the top of her apron, showing her bare tits and smile and Sonata move the strings that were covering her nipples and moved them between her cleavage. All three of them were staring at a shadowy figure. “Come to me and fuck me hard… beloved!” They all said as everything went black.
Cosplay, Pinkie & Sonata woke up in their rooms looking shocked, surprised and embarrassed. Cosplay looked around her room to see nothing wrong nor moved as she removed her covers to see she was still in her sleepwear.
“*gasping* It… was just… a dream.” Said Cosplay as she turned on the lights as she looked around “I… can’t believe it…” She said as she looked out the window “I had a sexual fantasy dream.” She said as she covered her face. Pinkie blushed a bit.
“I think I have a crush on Chaotic.” She said as Sonata blushed.
“I never thought I would find him that attractive.” Sonata said to herself and covered her face with a pillow.
In Watchmi’s home Watchmi was reading in bed in a transparent nightgown as a petite woman with Ebony Skin, Violet hair and Jasper eyes (JJ-Cup) climbed in bed “Hey beautiful.” She said as Watchmi looked and smirked.
“Hey yourself Onyx.” Said Watchmi.
“I noticed that you looked happy. Did little Chaos call and you didn’t tell me?” She asked.
“Oh yeah, I wanted my love mate to sleep longer after working so much.” She said as Onyx smirked.
“I could make time for our little god kid.” She said but frowned. “But tell me, did he call because of the traumas he’s having?” Asked Onyx but Watchmi shook her head.
“No, he didn’t, he wanted to introduce me to his new friends, and they were interested in my wares.” She said as Onyx pouted.
“Shame on you, flashing in front of girls.” She said as Watchmi touched Onyx’s nose.
“Don’t be jealous but I’m still worried about Chaos. I know he hasn’t told us about it but please tell me this, is he cured?” She asked.
“I don’t know but it depends on him. I did my best to help but only Chaos can help himself.” She said as Watchmi looked out the window.
Chaotic was running in the dark through a forest as he turned to see the lights from torches from an angry mob. “He’s up ahead!”
“Get him!” Chaotic ran faster as he escaped out the woods but his freedom was stopped by a chiff.
“Oh no…” He said as he turned to see the mob of females wearing makes with the ♀ on them holding knives.
“You should have died at the hospital.” Said one as Chaotic looked horrified as he fell backwards as he screamed as he turned to see the ground.
Chaotic opened his eyes as he was gasping for air as he looked frightened and scared as he turned on the light to see the time. “4:21AM… it’s not 3 hours earlier this time.” Said Chaotic as he got up. “Stay calm, Chaos… she’s not here anymore. The police torture her to death by accident, but it was a blessing for me.” Chaotic said to himself, as he went to the bathroom and splash some water on his face. “*sigh*… I need to relax and be ready for my first day.” Said Chaotic as he took a shower and prepare to make breakfast. "I'm a bit grateful that my moms showed let me have the basement as my entire room; a private bathroom, an extra room for my bed and a big room that I can make my theater and game room. I'll invite my new roommates when we become friends." He said happily as he looked in the mirror. "After I earn their trust and throw up." He ran to the toilet and barf.
“But when the sugar hits the fan, You make a mess of your perfect plan. And you’re facing the face of something strange and new. If it's not what you had prepared.”
Chaotic began to dance as he grabbed 2 bags of chocolate chips and peanut butter chips as he poured them in each of the bowls as he was grooving to the beat as he didn’t notice Pinkie and Sonata came in the dining room, a bit sleepy and in their underwear. Pinkie and Sonata walked to the table as Cosplay came in wearing clothes as she witnessed only them in bras and panties. Cosplay freaked a bit and grabbed them by their bras and dragged them back as they woke up from the sudden dragged and turned to Cosplay.
“HEY!” Yelled Pinkie as her voice was drowned by the music.
“YOU’LL SNAP OUR BRAS!” Yelled Sonata as Cosplay turned towards her.
“You’re both in your underwear!” She yelled as they both looked down as they opened their mouths and looked at each other, realizing the situation.
“Oh…” They both said Cosplay dragged them out of the dining room.
“Get dressed quickly!” She said as Sonata and Pinkie groaned.
“Can’t we eat breakfast first?” Asked Sonata as Cosplay blushed.
“NOT UNTIL YOU’RE DRESS!!” She yelled as Pinkie and Sonata pouted and walked unhappily back to their rooms.
“Why can’t we eat in our underwear? Chaotic doesn’t mind it and he helps collect the laundry.” Said Sonata as Cosplay nodded.
“I know but you-know-who will use it to get rid of Chaotic.” Explained Cosplay as they groaned as she sighed in relief. “At least Chaotic won’t get in trouble in Tempest.” Said Cosplay as she looked at Chaotic who was cooking some pancakes. “I wonder if he’s going to cook every day?” She wondered as Tempest came to see Cosplay.
“I can’t believe you like him.” She said as Cosplay blushed.
“I…!” She stopped her high pitch and tried to look professional. “I like his company. Also, he was kind enough to offer his help when my stuff comes.” She said as Tempest snarled.
“As he sniffs your underwear and takes pantie pics.” She said as Cosplay rolled her eyes.
“In case you forget if he gets expelled or quits, this college is down for.” She reminded Tempest.
“I know. I just want him out of this dome house and sleeps outside where he belongs.” She said as Cosplay sighed.
“You can’t hate him for being a guy. He’s not like the guys you met, he’s unique.” She said as they noticed Chaotic pouring batter in waffles and regular pans full as he danced to the fridge, pulled out apple and orange juice containers and placed them on the table as he did a split and stood back up on his feet. Tempest looked shocked.
“He didn’t even scream in pain… Wait… is he even a guy?” Asked Tempest.
“Asked Gilda.” Said Cosplay “After all, she has hands-on experience.” She answered as Tempest blushed that she’ll have to know how big Chaotic’s junk is.
“Damn it… knowing Gilda, she’ll never break easily. Especially after what she did.” Said Tempest as she noticed her roommates coming in, their clothes, night gowns as Rarity came in a robe.
“Oh darlings… bad news… there’s no water.” She said as she was prepared to take a shower. Chaotic noticed them as he carried out 2 large plates of pancakes and waffles.
“Good morning, ladies!” He said as he said, placed them on the table. “I took the liberty of making breakfast. Chocolate chip waffles & pancakes and peanut butter chip waffles & pancakes, apple & orange juice unless you want both and options of syrup or fruits on your breakfast.” He said as they were shocked to see that food.
“Land sakes… you took your time in cooking breakfast.” Said Applejack.
“Yeah… I mean we only buy breakfast on campus, but this is the first time that someone makes breakfast for everyone.” Said Rainbow as she smirked. “Can you do this every day?” Asked Rainbow as Chaotic didn’t have an answer for it.
“Hmmm… I don’t know… I mean we’ll have to make a budget and we’ll have to take turns in buying the groceries.” Said Chaotic as Tempest looked pissed.
“Are you saying, we have to pay with our own money?!” She yelled as Chaotic smirked.
“Those who don’t pay or work for the groceries, don’t eat. Listen to Home Mama to avoid moochers.” He said with a smile.
“Wise mom.” Said Adagio as Tempest snarled as she grabbed the belt from Rarity’s robe, exposing her naked body to Chaotic. Rarity covered herself and screamed as they glared at Tempest. Chaotic was surprised but he didn’t blush, turned red in embarrassment, no nosebleed nor had an erection but was angry as he pulled Tempest’s ear.
“AAAAHHHHH!!! LET GO!!!” She screamed as she didn’t even think that a guy would pull her ear.
“Tempest… that was very rude of you to do that to Rarity.” He said as they all stared at him “You owe her an apology or no breakfast.” He said as he pulled harder as Tempest screamed.
“ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!!! I’LL APOLOGIZE!!!” She yelled as Chaotic let go of her ear as Tempest rubbed her ear. “Asshole…” She looked at Rarity. “I’m sorry for opening your robe to flash at Chaotic.” She said as Rarity looked a bit mad.
“I’m grateful that you apologize darling.” She said as Chaotic smiled.
“There now… doesn’t that feel a lot better, Fizzlepop?” He said as Tempest’s eyes widened in shock as she turned to Chaotic with rage in her eyes as Rainbow Dash, Adagio, Aria and Trixie held back their laughter.
“WHERE… DID… YOU… HEARD THAT… NAME???” She said as Chaotic looked at her.
“It was written on your panties that Pinkie and Sonata collected for you to wash.” He explained “Also I think that’s a very cute nickname.” Said Chaotic as he smiled as he gave her a plate of pancakes and waffles. “Have a yummy breakfast.” He said as he went back to the kitchen, Tempest turned red with anger as Pinkie and Sonata holding plates of pancakes and waffles ran back to their rooms.
“YOU BOTH ARE DEAD!!!” She screamed as Adagio snickered.
“Your nickname is written on your panties?” She said as Tempest snarled at her.
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! HE IS BANNED FROM ENTERING MY ROOM AND COLLECTING MY LAUNDRY!!! I SUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME!” She screamed as she shoved the plate to Aria as she stormed out and heard the door slammed. Aria scoffed hearing that.
“And give up how he made my bed, I’ll pass on that.” She said as Adagio nodded.
“And he even cleaned my room. He even was kind enough to respect my rule, never open my closet.” They all nodded since Chaotic cleaned everything, but Twilight looked at him.
“Though one thing that bothers me. Why did he choose that closet to live in?” Wonder Twilight as they all got curious as well. Chaotic was in the kitchen washing the bowls and pans as he was going to eat a delicious breakfast.
“Good morning!” He said as he grabbed his plate and ate as he noticed some were missing. “Hey… Where’s Tempest, Pinkie and Sonata?” He asked as they rolled their eyes because they can’t tell if he’s dense or pretending.
Outside Chaotic was walking with the girls and he listened to them. “She’s mad at me?” He said, “All because I called her Fizzlepop?” The girls looked at him as Trixie sighed.
“Alright, if no one is gonna tell him the truth. She doesn’t like the idea of a guy living in the same building with her. She wants to kick you out, so you live outside with the trash… like men are to her.” She told Chaotic as he raised his brow.
“But why?” He asked as Applejack placed her hand on his shoulder.
“Listen sugar, it happened during our freshman year but… it’s a bit sensitive to talk about. Tempest hates to talk about it and she became blackhearted towards men during those years.” Said Applejack.
“Yes, Darling. What happened to her scared her emotionally but… I believe she needs time to heal.” Said Rarity as Chaotic frowned.
“I want to help her heal her heart, but I have a feeling it won’t be easy.” Said Chaotic as they walked to the campus building to see nearly every girl were staring at him “Why are the girls here looking at me?” Asked Chaotic “Are they planning to attack me for being here?” He questioned Twilight and the others pushed him to move faster inside as they looked at the girls behind them as they narrowed their eyes at them.
“*sigh* that was close.” Said Twilight as Chaotic turned to them and looked confused.
“Uh…” Adagio and Rarity placed their hands on Chaotic’s shoulders.
“They’re still a bit… uneasy to learn that there will be male students enrolling here in the future. They are still some who can’t handle males and the perversion they do.” Chaotic crossed his arms.
“That’s unfair. I mean, women can be perverted as guys.” He said as some were listening, they were appalled hearing that. “Like now, I can tell that some girls are staring at my butt while I was talking to you.” He said as some looked away while pretending to be innocent.
“Oh… he’s not that oblivious.” Said Trixie.
“You and others I won’t name were staring at my butt while I was cooking last night.” He said as Trixie turned red and a few others (Try to guess who) looked away. Twilight looked at Trixie while narrowing her eyes as Trixie smiled nervously.
“Well… he was dancing and shaking that ass of his. It's hard to not to stare at it?” She said as Chaotic snickered.
“You girls are going to be in trouble one day.” Said Chaotic as he walked to his 1st class. Adagio watched him.
“Despite that he’s surrounded by tits, asses and cooches… he didn’t pop a boner at all, why?” She wondered as only Pinkie, Sonata and Cosplay know only little about him.
Music Room Chaotic was looking at the instruments as he was amazed by the paintings of the composers as he sat in a chair as he noticed a lovely lady in a white suit came in. “Good morning class!” Chaotic and the girls turned to the teacher. “I am Miss Sapphire Shores and I’ll be your music teacher for the year.” She said happily “and I’m happy to see some familiar faces, and-” she paused as she saw Chaotic who waved at her.
“Hi.” Miss Shores looked surprised but realized who Chaotic is.
“Oh! Sorry for the pause, young man. Forgot that our campus is coed.” She apologized as Chaotic smiled.
“It's alright. I mean it suddenly changed yesterday.” he explained.
“Very polite. I can see why you’re enrolled in this college.” Said Sapphire Shores as she went to her desk.
“Now students, I like to start our 1st day with a song. I highly recommend a song that isn’t today’s modern music and never heard in today's radios from you students.” She asked as Chaotic beamed happily and raised his hand as he wanted to pick the music but some of the female students decided to let him and prepare to complain if it sounded dumb. “Alright Mr. Chaotic, pick a song.” She said as Chaotic went to the streaming laptop to pick the song as the song played through the speakers as Sapphire Shores enjoyed the music as she listened to Chaotic sing.
“Just in time, I found you just in time. Before you came my time was runnin’ low.”
Miss Shores enjoyed it as some were a little bit annoyed that the music is old but Miss Shores joined in as well.
“Now you’re here and now I know just where I’m goin’. “No more doubt or fear, I found my way.
They both sang together as they both grabbed 2 dancing canes as they both danced together as they made it to the end of the song. They sang the last verse as they both laughed happily as the class clapped by their performance. “I love that song and that singer.” Said Miss Shore.
“So do I.” said Chaotic as he went back to his chair as Miss Shore smiled.
“Now let’s start with the basics of instrument classifications.” Chaotic smiled as some were staring at Chaotic from behind.
Science Room Chaotic was in the back smiling as some girls were looking at them as he waved at them “Hi." He said as they just looked away as he had mechanical pencils, erasers and a notebook as the door opened as a female teacher came in a lab coat with Candy red hair in a bun, Caramel brown skin and Mint Green eyes, (EE Cup) holding a clipboard.
“Good morning class. I am Mrs. Chemicals. I will be your science teacher this semester.” She said as she noticed Chaotic and smiled. “Also I noticed my old roommate’s son is the surprised male student of our campus.” Chaotic looked surprised.
“You know Intel Brain?” Said Chaotic as Mrs. Chemicals nodded.
“Yes I did. She also warned me of your explosive chemical formula in elementary school.” Mrs. Chemicals said as Chaotic looked a bit embarrassed.
“She’ll never let it go.” He said as Twilight looked at him.
“No and you’ll be under supervision from anyone you partner with. I want to keep my class and avoid a chocolate malt explosion.” She said as Twilight turned to him.
“Why did you do that?” She asked.
“I… wanted to make my own sweets since I couldn’t use the stove at a young age. I used the formula for a chocolate malt as a test but… I added an extra compound to expand it in a gallon container but… boom.” He said as Twilight sighed.
“Any added compound will cause some unexpected reactions.” Said Twilight as they all listen to Mrs. Chemicals lecture.
Home Economic Room Chaotic walked in a room with many overs, fridges and cabinets as Chaotic clapped happily at the sight of the decorations. “Oh my… this must be the most clean and lovely Home Economics Class I’ve ever seen.” Said Chaotic as Pinkie and Sonata came in looking a bit down. “Hey roomies…” His happy expression turned to a look of confusion. “What’s wrong?” He asked as Pinkie frowned.
“It’s the teacher of Home EC.” Said Sonata. “We have her again but she’s a real…”
“Fucking bitch.” They turned to see a 22 year old curvy woman with large dark purple hair, a yellow hair band with orange skin (GG-Cup) looking mad. “Oh! Hello! I’m Chaotic, the 1st and suddenly new male student at Ponyville University. I mean change is such a big thing and I’m also very sorry if you were one of many that was hit by what those stands with the food, drinks and make-up that they were giving out.” He said apologetic as the woman smiled and shook his hand.
“Apology accepted. I’m Saffron Masala and to be honest, I was in the bathroom throwing up.” She said as Chaotic looked at her and looked at her body.
“You’re beautiful no matter what. Don’t force yourself to change your body because of what others said.” Replied Chaotic as the Saffron blushed.
“Uh… not like that.” She answered as Chaotic looked confused
“Really? Sorry but I meant what I said.” He answered “But please tell me, why were you throwing up?” Asked Chaotic.
“I was throwing up what the Home EC teacher gave out as samples.” She answered as she looked disgusted as Chaotic raised his brow.
“Was it that bad?” He asked.
“Tell me what was the blandest meal you ever tasted?” Asked Saffron as Chaotic looked back.
“One summer my mothers took me on a trip. We were trying a culinary class’ experimental dishes. I tried macaroni with Al Dente Sauce, it was the blandest meal I ever tasted as a 12 year old.” Explained Chaotic as Saffron crossed her arms and lifted her chest a bit.
“Try to imagine eating that 20 times over.” She said as Chaotic looked scared.
“My taste buds worst nightmare.” He said as Saffron looked at him as Chaotic looked innocent as a child.
“You know, you’re nothing like the post that described you.” She said as Chaotic looked at her.
“There are posts of me already?” He asked as Saffron placed her hand in her cleavage to pull out her phone.
(“Why do some women put their phone in their bras? I mean we have pockets but there are pants without pockets and sometime we don’t have a carrying case for them.”) Thought Chaotic as Saffron showed the post about Chaotic.
“I don’t believe in any posts without actual evidence.” She explained that Chaotic, Pinkie and Sonata see the post where it's a graffiti-style drawing of Chaotic ripping the clothes off from random girls. “This was posted by one of the students from that all-male’s college about 20 miles from here. The same college that some of its students keep sneaking in to take pics of us or steal our underwear.” Explained Saffron as Chaotic looked annoyed.
“Why do they still do that?” Asked Chaotic “They should know how many men got sent to hospitals and the brutality from nearly all the female students?” Saffron sighed as she turned around and slapped her ass.
“The female body is the temptation of lust, along with the male body.” Said Saffron “We are easy prey for all the 7 sins of life, it's very hard to not succumb to them since it’s a natural thing to all.” She said as she looked at Chaotic. “I mean even I have perverted feelings.” Said Saffron as she smirked as she left her chair as Chaotic blushed a bit.
“Oh my…” He said as Pinkie and Sonata snickered.
“Looks like you got a fan club.” Said Pinkie with a tease but Chaotic looked embarrassed.
“Don’t tease, please.” He said “I never ever imagined that. I’m not some sort of idol, I’m just me.” He said as they took their seats.
“Okay…” Said Sonata as Chaotic looked a bit nervous since he had never been idolized for being a guy.
(“Maybe I should be careful of nearly every girl in campus.”) He thought as an old woman came in a fancy coat for the high class
“Greetings Class. I am Zesty Gourmand, the Home Economics teacher.” She said as she noticed Chaotic sitting there. “Ah… of course, the 1st male student.” She said in a dissatisfied tone “I hope you don’t become indecent and a mistake to this University.” She said as Chaotic looked hurt hearing that as she pulled a dish with a cover on it. “I have a sample of one of my favorite dishes.” She said as Pinkie and Sonata moved away from it as Miss Zesty revealed it to Chaotic as she gave him utensils “Have a taste.” She said as Chaotic looked at the meal as he looked back to see the other female students looking disgusted as Chaotic shrugged his shoulders as he cut a piece. He took a bit of it as he paused.
“!!!”
“Well? How does it taste?” She said smugly as Chaotic turned to her as he swallowed it. His eyes twitched as his cheeks puffed out.
The Co-Headmistresses Office “I am very sorry for what I did, but it was the natural signal from the brain to remove any bacteria in the stomach.” Said Chaotic as Celestia and Luna were looking at Chaotic as they turned their gazes to Zesty Gourmand who was wearing a bathrobe as she was glaring at Chaotic.
“What kind of nonsense did you get that information?” Said Zesty Gourmand
“Grossology.” Answer Chaotic “A bit disgusting but educational.” He said with a smile as Celestia and Luna looked at each other.
“He is correct.” Said Luna “It does educate the youth with true disgusting facts.” Zesty Gourmand hit the table.
“THIS IS NOT SOME ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!” She yelled “YOU YOUNG MAN HAVE… RUIN MY MAGNIFICENT COAT WITH YOUR VOMIT!” She screamed at Chaotic “THAT WILL COST YOU YOUR FINAL GRADE!” Chaotic looked down.
“I said I was very sorry. I didn’t mean to throw up on you but that meal you gave me was very awful.” Explained Chaotic “The bland taste and the aftertaste didn’t agree with my digestive system, so I had to throw up.” He said as Zesty Gourmand snarled at him. “I did offer to wash your coat.” He said.
“IT'S DRY CLEAN ONLY!!!” She screamed as she marched out of the office. Chaotic looked depressed.
“I said I’m sorry. I’ll take it to a dry cleaners when I find one.” He said as Celestia and Luna looked at each other and sigh.
“I didn’t expect you to get in trouble on your 1st day.” Said Celestia.
“Yeah… I expected it to be my 1st month because of mostly accidents or misunderstandings.” Said Chaotic as he looked at the headmistresses. “I’m sorry for causing this much trouble.” He said as Miss Luna patted him on the shoulders.
“Well to be honest, we have been getting many complaints from the students about her dishes.” She explained as Chaotic looked surprised as Luna got a notification from her phone. She pulled it out from her pocket as she frowned as she rolled her eyes. “Ugh… she is taking a year's vacation but it won’t be a paid vacation since she never took a paid vacation in the last 4 years.” She said as Celestia smiled.
“If we don’t have to eat her cooking, then I’ll allow it.” She answered as Chaotic looked at them.
“So… am I still in trouble?” He asked as Luna pushed him out the door.
“Take it as a warning.” She said as Chaotic looked baffled. Chaotic walked to the lobby to see Twilight, Pinkie, Adagio, Aria, Sonata, Saffron and two other girls he saw in the Music Class waiting for him. “Hi…” He said as they looked at him “How bad did you get it?” Asked Aria “I’m betting detention or campus community service.” She said as Chaotic blinked.
“Uh… actually, I just got a warning.” He answered as some were surprised to hear that, along with the crowd that was listening in.
“What?!” Said Gilda as she appeared in anger. “How did you get the slap on the wrist?!” She yelled but kept her distance for. Good reason.
“Well… I thought it was bad but then Zesty Gourmand sent a message to Luna that she’s going on a year-long vacation and Headmistress Luna said it would be my warning.” He answered as the entire lobby went silent.
“What…”
“Zesty Gourmand won’t be here for a year?”
“No more of those crappy meals she demands us to make?” The crowd went silent as they all cheered as they ran to Chaotic and lifted him up as they tossed him in the air.
“OUR HERO!!!” They screamed as they went out the campus lobby as Chaotic looked confused by their sudden positivity as Tempest heard the news and sighed.
“I can’t believe that he’s being liked by everyone but… I guess I’ll thank him for getting rid of Zesty Gourmand. I can’t stomach that cooking.” Said Tempest as she walked out.
6PM, Virgo’s Love House Chaotic came back with a bunch of kiss marks all over his face as Cosplay was shocked. “I am a bit both confused and shocked about what happened to me.” He said as the other girls came in. “Tell me why did you all kiss me?” He asked as Tempest passed him “Except Tempest.” Pinkie and Sonata bounce happily.
“We hated Zesty Gourmand’s teachings and her meal!” Said Pinkie as she hugged Chaotic as Sonata had her chest on top of his eye.
“NO MORE BAD FOOD!” She cheered as Cosplay looked at them.
“Is it that bad?” She asked as Rarity patted her on the shoulders.
“Well… it was originally good but after the same dish over and over again… it becomes disgusting.” She said as Chaotic understands now.
“Oh…” He said “So… can I have my freedom back, please?” Asked Chaotic “I couldn’t eat lunch because they kept trying to feed me and… got into a large cat fight.” He said as his stomach growled.
Pinkie and Sonata got off as he went to the kitchen.
“Yeesh… I thought he would like being the center of attention?” Said Rainbow.
“Well Dash, I don’t think someone like Chaotic likes being the center of attention. I mean he is the only guy on campus.” Said Applejack.
“Yeah and he did say that some girls were s-s-s-s-staring at his… butt.” Said Fluttershy as they all blushed a bit.
“Did he find out that everyone was staring?” Asked Trixie as Twilight turned red.
“I never do that!” She yelled as they stared at her as she looked away. “I… I… don’t meet a lot of guys. Except my brothers.” She said as she looked at them as Chaotic was eating a burger.
“So… what are you having for dinner because I forgot to prepare.” He said as they looked at him and smiled at him. Tempest whistles at them which got their attention.
“We’ll get takeout.” Said Tempest as they were surprised to hear that “Considered it as my appreciation for freeing everyone of meals from Zesty Gourmand.” She said looking at their reactions, Chaotic smiled which made her walk away. (“Keep it together Fizz… TEMPEST!!! Never trust a human with a penis.”) She thought as she walked away.
Somewhere in the All-Male University Three men were looking at pictures of Chaotic who was being tossed in the air by the female students. “Who the fuck is this guy?!” Said one of them.
“I don’t fucking know but I will find out.” Said the 2nd man.
“Well you two are doing the sneaking next time!” Said the 3rd man “I got my balls stomped because of that!” He said as he left with an ice bag on his crotch.
“Fucking dick.” Said the 1st man. “Well… if we can’t get it by hack, let’s ask him politely since he doesn’t know who we are.” He said as he smirked. “And maybe, bring my favorite bitch for the fun she managed to escape.” He said with a smirk.
Tempest’s Room Tempest was naked as she was staring at her reflection as she grabbed her chest “I… I… don’t want them to get me again…” She said as she shed tears as she fell on her knees as Oreo was watching through her window as it jumped down. He looked back and whimpered sadly as he heard Tempest scream in anger.
AUTHOR’S NOTE: The following chapter will involve women and one male bathing, I am not responsible for strong your imagination is. Also feel free to imagine how big the students and teachers’ chest are but… don’t go too crazy on the huge tits because its doesn’t have the fantasy tag.
Chaotic (Without the kiss marks on his face) and all the girls were eating Chinese Takeout as Tempest came out of her room (fully dressed). “The fucking water still isn’t on?” She yelled as Chaotic nodded.
“I already asked Miss Celestia and Miss Luna. Water won’t be back on for the showers in 4 days. We were lucky that it didn’t shut off in the sinks and toilets.” He said as they all complained hearing that.
“This hair needs to be taken care of!” Said Adagio “Staying dry and covered in sweat is bad for it!”
“Also with mine. I don’t want to imagine the unruliness that’s already starting.” Complain Rarity over dramatic as Chaotic took a bite out of an egg roll.
“Why not go to the other dorm houses and ask your campus friends to use their showers?” He asked as they groaned.
“It’s ain’t that easy, Tic.” Said Applejack.
“Yeah! They would demand a fee in order for us to use their showers.” Said Sonata.
“You can blame Rainbow for her showboating and ego for that.” Said Aria as Rainbow got in her face.
“Say that again!” She said as Trixie rolled her eyes.
“Ignore them but the gym dorm is off limits after dinner.” Said Trixie as Chaotic looked at them and sighed.
“Too bad that there isn’t a bath house on this campus.” Said Chaotic “I mean it would save water bills.” He said as he snickered as he took a bit out of a dumpling. He noticed the stares as he swallowed his meal except for Cosplay who looked at them. “What? I was making some jokes.” He said as he blinked at them.
“Actually there is a Bath House Dorm.” Said Twilight as Cosplay and Chaotic looked surprised to hear that. “It was made as a donation from one of the past graduates. She said she wanted us to enjoy a piece of her culture to remember her kindness.” She explained.
“Oh… you girls are lucky.” Complained Chaotic. “You get to enjoy a nice soak of relaxation with lovely decoration displays.” He said as he ate his shrimp and broccoli as Tempest narrowed her eyes at him.
“Were you hoping to bathe with us?” She said as she cracked her knuckles as Chaotic looked confused.
“I’ve been to many bath houses when I was 9; open, public and mixed.” He said honestly which surprised them. “I guess since we’re not in Japon, it's not comfortable to bathe with people.” He said as he ate another dumpling. “And since there's no male changing room, I’ll have to take a camping bath. Good thing I found a large unused oil barrel out back and washed it before I plan to fill it up with water.” He said as they looked at him.
“Wait a minute…” Said Sunset. “You’re taking a bath… OUTSIDE?!” She yelled as Chaotic nodded.
“Sure. I mean who would want to see me bathing naked?” He said as some turned red in the head except for Tempest.
“Who in there fucking mind would want to see that?” Said Tempest as some looked away out of fear for being accused for thinking that.
“Um… we should get our things for the bath house.” Said Fluttershy as Chaotic finished his meal.
“Remember, it's rude to swim in the bath house.” He said as he put away his empty takeout to the trash as Cosplay watched him walk away.
“Uh… Will the Bath Dorm have a glass roof?” Asked Cosplay “I mean some of the other campus buildings have them because it would be lovely to see the Stars.” She said as they shook their heads.
“Sorry but the Bath Dorm doesn’t have one for good reasons.” Said Starlight Glimmer. “Given that many perverted males were sneaking in, it was built without any large windows. Only small windows to remove some of the excess heat in the bathhouse.” She explained as Cosplay understands.
“Also if someone dumb enough to peek wants to fall from the high that will make them cripple, go ahead and say goodbye to walking for life.” Said Adagio as they see Chaotic walking with firewood and matches.
“He’s literally serious.” Said Trixie.
“If only he’s allowed to bathe with us.” Said Pinkie as Sonata agreed with her.
“Yeah, I mean he didn’t freak out seeing Rarity naked!” Reply Sonata as Rarity covered her mouth.
“We will not discuss that to anyone!” She said as Tempest remembered that he pulled her ear for flashing Rarity at him but he didn’t even react.
“Yeah… Let’s just… get ready.” She said as they went to their rooms to grab their soap and shampoos.
The girls walked outside and saw Chaotic had a large Oil Barrel on two large cinder blocks as he placed some rocks around the firewood and started a fire under the barrel. He used paper fans to make the fire strong and had a bamboo tube to cool the flames. He turned to them and waved farewell as he continued to work on his bath barrel, he felt the water but shook his head. “Still needs more heat.” He said as continue fanning the flames as the girls left.
Cosplay was led to a large dormitory with decorations of a bathhouse to make it feel like a traditional bathhouse. “Whoa…”
“I know!” Said Pinkie as she bounced to the dorm. Cosplay saw two muscular women wearing guard outfits as she gulped at the sight of their muscles.
“Those are the campus security.” Said Tempest “They’re here to make sure none of the males who sneak in here to peek or take pics of us. My heroines.” She said with pride as Cosplay looked nervous.
“They do know Chaotic is a student here… right?” They hoped that they knew Chaotic as Tempest sighed in a disappointing tone.
“They know.” Answer Tempest “They were grateful for his actions with Zesty Gourmand.” She said as they entered the dormitory.
Cosplay was a bit nervous about bathing in a public place around her the same sex as she was undressing. “This is a bit uncomfortable.” She said as she unhook her bra as her breasts jiggled.
“Oh Darling.” Cosplay turned to Rarity who covered herself with a towel. “It’s a bit embarrassing at first but after a week or so, you’ll get used to it. But showering at your dormitory is optional if you’re uncomfortable.” She said she went to the bath as Pinkie and Sonata were spinning their panties into their lockers.
“It’s a fun place to be at.” Said Pinkie as she was buck naked.
“It's like the bathtub has become giant-size!” Said Sonata as she has a beach ball as she and Pinkie went in as Applejack sighed as she went in.
“They still plumb ignore the rules of no toys in the bathhouse.” She said as Adagio, Starlight. Tempest, Trixie, and Aria marched in leaving Fluttershy, Cosplay and Twilight in the changing room.
“It will be okay.” Said Fluttershy.
“Yeah, you’ll be around friends.” Said Twilight as Cosplay felt a bit at ease.
They walked in as Cosplay along with other freshmen were amazed at the bathhouse. “Wow…” She said as she noticed different sizes of bathtubs for large and medium groups as some women were cleaning themselves before entering the tubs. “This place is beautiful.” Said Cosplay but blush seeing nearly every freshman, sophomore, junior and senior student was naked and bathing. “I didn’t think that nearly every student would be lax here.”
“Oh course they’re lax. This place also de-stresses you.” Said a mature voice. Cosplay turned to see an older woman with a large chest (FF-Cup) covering herself with a towel. “OH! Miss Harshwinny. I didn’t expect you to be here.” Said Cosplay.
“This is a public bathhouse dormitory. I come here for the stressful days.” She said as she turned to Cosplay. “I see great potential in you.” She said as Cosplay blushed.
“Thank you.” Said Cosplay.
“I also know that Chaotic is living at the Virgo’s Love House. I see he’s living in his mother’s old room.” She said as Tempest laughed.
“The closet?” She said “How can a cramped closet hold 6 sisters?” Miss Harshwhinny looked at Tempest.
“Closet?” She said “Oh… it looks like the residents of Dormitory haven’t learned the existence of the basement.” Said Harshwhinny as Cosplay looked surprised.
“There’s a basement?” Said Cosplay as Rarity came to Harshwhinny.
“Uh… pardon me but how big is the basement?” Asked Rarity.
“As big as the entire 1st floor and same as the rooms on the floor” She said as Rarity looked shocked and fainted in the water as Applejack pulled her out of the water.
“I think Rarity missed the chance of having an underground boutique.” Said Applejack as Tempest was pissed.
“HE GETS AN ENTIRE FLOOR TO HIMSELF?!” She yelled as Harshwhinny smirked.
“Well, he did have inside help.” She said “If only you listened to the past roommate and didn’t complain about the appearance.” She said as she laughed as Rarity complained that she didn’t judge the room. Cosplay looked around to see the other female students were chatting and relaxing and noticed two girls were making out. “Oh my…” She said,
“Excuse me?” Cosplay turned to see a girl with gray skin, a blond hair and eyes are bit… crossed along with 3 other girls. “Yes?” Said Cosplay looked a bit nervous but remember that some of the girls liked Chaotic for getting rid of Zesty Gourmand.
“Uh… Chaotic is living with you and the others at the Virgo’s Love House?” She said as Cosplay looked a bit scared.
“Uh… yes…” She said as the girl clapped her hands.
“Oh good! I wanted to know because I want to give him some homemade muffins as a thank you for his accident.” She said as Cosplay looked at him.
“Accident?” Said Cosplay “What do you mean by accident… uh…”
“My name is Derpy. I was in the Home EC class with him and saw what he did. I want to thank him with some muffins.” She said as Cosplay smiled as the other 3 girls smiled.
“I’m Rose.”
“I’m Daisy.”
“And I’m Lily.” They introduce themselves as they smile.
“We want to give him flowers as our thanks.” They all said at the same time as Cosplay looked happy that Chaotic was making a good impression. Gilda who was relaxing with Lightning Dust had Rainbow Dash bothering her.
“Come on Gilda… admit you’re scared of Chaotic!” She said as Gilda snarled at her.
“I’m NOT afraid of Chaotic!” She yelled at her as Lightning Dust looked at Rainbow.
“Hey Lamebow! Despite Gilda’s pierced nipples creeping me a bit, Gilda isn’t scared of him. She’s just…” Lightning paused and found her answer “She’s just unsure on talking to a guy without having the urge to punch him.” She said with a smug look as Gilda smirked.
“Besides, what about you? You’re living with a guy that’s attracted all the girls and gained a ton of popularity.” She said as she snapped her fingers at Rainbow “Aren’t you jealous that he’s more popular than you?” Rainbow narrowed her eyes at her but smirked.
“That wasn't what I was talking about.” She said as some of the other girls listened to her. “I was talking about how you grabbed his cock.” She said as Gilda’s eyes nearly popped as the women around them looked interested and some were shocked to hear that as Gilda turned red.
“Sh-shut up!” She yelled at Rainbow who snickered.
“Come on… tell me. How big is it?” She said as Gilda clutched her hand into a fist.
“Ugh… you find out!” She yelled as she got up and walked out as Applejack hit Rainbow in the back of her head.
“OW! What was that for?!” She asked.
“For being a pervert.” Said Applejack as Fluttershy was red and embarrassed.
“You… should… never talk about… a man’s… privates.” She said since she can’t say ‘Penis’.
“Why can’t I?” She said angrily “We sometimes compare our bust sizes with each other.”
“Because before Chaotic was enrolled, this was still an all-women’s college.” Said a familiar voice as everyone turned to see Luna with Celestia coming in as they all covered their mouths as Rainbow Dash looked shocked.
“Oh shit…”
“Consider 3 hours of Campus Community Service for talking perverted things about your fellow student as a punishment for speaking indecency.” Said Celestia as Rainbow groaned as they entered the bath water.
“Excuse me?” Said Twilight “Why did you two decide to enroll him?” She asked as some were curious as well.
“Very well, since the students of the Campus News Club will publish it for everyone to read.” Said Luna “That young man despite being the son of 6 old friends of ours, that young man…” Luna paused as Celestia placed her hand on her sister’s shoulder.
“Something traumatic happened to him when he was 12.” Said Celestia as some gasped hearing that. “We have no right to reveal his past but it will be his decision to tell or not.” She said as Starlight looked at them.
“Something bad traumatic happened to Chaotic? But he doesn’t look like he was traumatized.” She said as Luna shut her eyes.
“He went to therapy after that and even though he looks healthy, he still has some of the lingering trauma affecting his heart and mind.” Explained Luna “I hope that you all don’t mistreat him.” She said as they all looked uncomfortable hearing that as Tempest listened in on it.
(“He has traumas?”) She thought as she looked at her reflection (“Is he… the same as me?”) She frowned as she looked away.
Chaotic brought a basin with soap, his towel, his clothes, shampoo and a bathrobe. “Ah… bathing outside in a drum. *sigh* I wish I was in an Onsen. I miss those cute monkeys, especially Miko, the little mischievous one.” He said as he stripped out of his clothes as he entered the drum as he enjoyed the heat. “Ahhh… This is life.” He said as he cleaned himself from the dirt and sweat. He even played some music as he was vocalizing to the lyric-less song.
While Chaotic was vocalizing, 6 men were hiding in the bushes while wearing night-vision goggles and noticed Chaotic was bathing.
“Holy fucking shit… that babe has really long hair.” Said one of them as the other 4 smirked while the 6th one looked a bit confused.
“Uh… wait a minute guys… isn’t it a bit odd that there’s someone bathing outside?” Said the 6th one as the other 5 looked at him with annoyed looks “I mean it might be a trap.” He said as the others literally took him off.
“Fuck off, Girl Pants.” Said the leader of the group. “You better realize if you want your drag crap back, you better join us in getting some shots of some naked babes or your crap is going to the furnace.” Said the leader as the 6th guy looked down.
“Okay Jonathan.” Said the 6th guy as the other guys laughed at their member’s misery.
“Poor Liam.” Said one of Jonathan’s minions “You won’t see those stupid wigs again unless you get pics of women.” Liam frowned as he sighed unhappily.
“Now, let’s see how huge this dumb bitch’s tits are.” Said Jonathan as they sneaked as Liam stayed in place.
(“Ugh… why does that campus has bullies?”) He thought (“I’m betting it's because of the arrogant testosterone that headmaster has.”) Jonathan and his minions sneaked behind Chaotic as the clouds moved out of the way to reveal the full moon as the moonlight shone beneath them as Chaotic turned around and saw the guys.
“…”
“…”
“Hey babe.” Said Jonathan to Chaotic as his minions had phones pointed at him “If you don't have these pics leaked online, show us your tits or ass.” He said as Chaotic looked at Jonathan as he clutched his hand into a fist behind his head as he punched him in the face as he was sent 4 ft flying, leaving him dazed on the ground with a bloody nose as Jonathan’s minions and Liam looked shocked.
“There are 2 errors in your attempts on blackmail.” He said as Liam and the minions looked shocked. “One, you intrude in a campus in attempts to take pics of women for perversion and lewd attempts and second, I’m a dude.” He said as Liam and the minions looked shocked as Chaotic got out as the minions looked shocked by Chaotic’s junk, but Liam looked surprised
“Damn… strong, healthy and big.” He said as smile and enjoy the sight of it but he slapped himself “Remember Liam… you have a boyfriend.” He said as Chaotic put on his robe and looked mad at them.
“Now if you do not wish to be beaten to a bloody pulp by campus security and sent to a hospital, I suggest you leave immediately.” He said as they looked worried as Jonathan got up and was enraged by Chaotic.
“WHO THE FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU?!” He screamed as Chaotic looked annoyed at him
“And he just exposes your location.” Said Chaotic with an annoyed look as Jonathan snarled at him.
“FUCK OFF! I’m the strongest here and you are just a weakling.” He said as Chaotic raised his brow.
“What about the punch I gave you?” He said as Jonathan snarled at him.
“That was a sucker punch!” He yelled as Chaotic looked unsure.
“Can you at least let me wear pants? I mean I don't want to swing my penis around.” He said as Jonathan laughed at him.
“Who cares for your tiny junk!” He said as Jonathan’s minions looked away knowing that it wasn't small.
“Oh brother.” He said as Chaotic grabbed his clothes and removed his robe. Jonathan was shocked by the sight of his junk but quickly pretended not to be impressed.
“Mine is bigger!” He yelled as Chaotic got dressed in his regular clothes but without any shoes.
“Size isn’t the obsession for men.” He said which confused them. “It's your heart that matters.” Said Chaotic as Jonathan mocked him.
“It’s your heart that matters… BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!!! Big junk must have made you too sensitive to impress the bitches.” He yelled at him Chaotic rolled his eyes.
“Too obsessed with lust will be his downfall.” He said as Jonathan charged at him with a punch but Chaotic stepped aside as he crashed, head in the drum where Chaotic was bathing in. “HEY! You ruined my bath water!” He yelled angrily as the minions pulled out some switchblades while Chaotic had his back turned as Liam looked worried for Chaotic.
“LOOK OUT!!” Warned Liam as Chaotic turned around and jumped back as the minions tried to stab him.
“That’s low dudes.” Said Chaotic as he punched them in one swing as they were knocked out. “I’m thinking I’m too strong.” He said as Jonathan got out of the drum and saw his friends on the ground.
“FUCK FACE!” He screamed as he turned to the bushes “Liam! You drag pussy! Get your ass out here and fight him!” Liam popped out of the bushes as he got on his knees and placed his hands behind his head.
“I’m not that fucking dumb.” He said “I surrender.” Jonathan snarled at him.
“I’LL BURN YOUR FUCKING DRAG QUEEN-” Before he could finish, Chaotic grabbed on his shoulder, squeeze it as Jonathan when down.
“Can’t believe that work. I owe Miss Tranquillity an apology.” He said as he turned to Liam. “You were the one who warned me.” Liam looked worried.
“Yeah but I‘ll be beaten at sight for being in this… nightmare. I would rather be back in my room perfecting my acting and theatrical acting.” Said Liam as Chaotic looked at him while narrowing his eyes.
“Say… I think I've seen you before.” He said as Liam looked a bit worried as Chaotic realized it. “I remember now! You’re Fashion Passion’s boyfriend!” He said as Liam looked surprised.
“You know my Passion?” He said as Chaotic smiled.
“Of course I do, I’ve met his family and he met mine. I even volunteer to help him out on stage. You might remember the name Madam Anarchic.” He said as Liam smiled.
“That was you!? Oh, you sing so lovely and I was curious about who you were.” He said as Chaotic looked at the guys he was with.
“I was wondering why you’re with these jerks.” Said Chaotic as Liam looked down.
“I was forced into this. That bully Jonathan stole my costumes and wigs and threatened to burn them if I didn't get him some pics of the women here or a babe brought back to his room.” He said as Chaotic fumed hearing that.
“How despicable. Threatening others to get what you want sickens me.” He said as he looked at Jonathan and his knocked out minions. “Well, we better tie them up and I think I can help you get your costumes back.” He said Liam looked surprised and followed him to his dormitory but looked scared.
“Wait! Are you crazy? That’s the dormitory of the most infamous dormitory that got the most males sent to the hospital.” He said as Chaotic looked at him.
“Oh, I guess the news hasn’t reached the public yet but Ponyville University has now become co-ed.” Said Chaotic as Liam looked surprised as he was brought in.
1 Hour Later Cosplay and the rest of the girls came out of the Bathhouse Dormitory with her skin glowing as she and the others came out with her except for Tempest who left earlier. “That was the most relaxing time I had.” She said as they saw 2 Campus security guards dragging 5 guys wrapped around in chains as any of the female students came out to see Celestia and Luna appeared as well.
“What is the meaning of this?” Asked Luna.
“These students of the Olympus All-Male College snuck in to take pics of the female students.” Said one of the security guards.
“Thankful, our newest student did the right thing to capture them.” Said the 2nd guard as they pushed the punks to the holding cells until their headmaster picked them up. They all turned to each other and wondered who caught them, single handedly. The group headed for their dormitory to witness a unknown woman in a one piece lavender dress and long brunette hair covering half of her face, who was sitting on a chair as she was listening to Chaotic singing, dancing and snapping his fingers.
Chaotic finished his song as he bowed down as an unknown woman clapped happily as Chaotic noticed his dorm mates. “Hello girls. How was your bath?” He said as the unknown woman looked scared.
“It went great but tell us, who is this woman?” Said Applejack as Chaotic cleared his throat.
“This is my new friend. Liam is his name and yes, I said his.” Said Chaotic as he stood in front of him. “Liam here is a victim like you all. He was dragged here by force and threatened to have his wigs burn up if he didn’t take any pics of the girls here.” He explained as Rarity looked confused.
“What do you mean wigs?” she asked as Liam stood up.
“My wigs for my theatrical performance. I’m a part of a group of Drag Queens that you might have heard of called The Drag-eteers.” He said as Rarity screamed in delight.
“The Drag-eteers!? The most elegant group of males who aren’t afraid to perform as women?! I’m their biggest fan! Do they know when Madam Anarchic will make an appearance?” Chaotic’s pupils shrunken a bit but blinked as he looked at Liam.
“Uh… well Madam Anarchic do like to help out but it's my Passion’s idea if he needs Madam Anarchic.” Said Liam as he looked at Chaotic. “Also Chaotic was kind enough to let me use his phone to call Passion.” Said Liam waved at them as Tempest narrowed her eyes at him.
“Wait a minute? If one of those punks stole your wigs, where did you get that wig and dress?” She said to get the others suspicious as Chaotic answered.
“My moms knew Fashion Passion’s parents. I even volunteered to help out on stage and store his dresses, wigs and makeup.” He said as he gave a grin “I forgot that I packed those up and took it with me. Who knew it would be used to aid the lover of a friend.” He said as they looked at him with disbelief and confusion. Tempest was about to say something but Liam answered instead.
“He’s not gay nor bi. We asked him years ago.” He answered as they looked at Chaotic. “He’s just a helpful guy.” Chaotic smiled.
“You would do the same thing, wouldn’t you?” He said as they looked nodded about volunteering but some were a bit unsure about that. “Well Fashion Passion will come soon. I’ll be waiting at the entrance for him, I’ll call you when he comes.” He said as he went out to wait as Liam looked at them.
“You’re all lucky for a friend like him.” He said “Helping others from the goodness in his heart.” They all smiled hearing that as Tempest looked away. “Also with what he’s packing, you all must be peeking at him 24/7.” He said as all their eyes widened.
“What…?” Said Twilight.
“I mean seeing that is hard to not resist. Big, long, healthy, strong and close to his knee. You all must be thinking of it.” Said Liam as he went out as they all turned red as Fluttershy fainted as Rarity covered her nose as she got a nosebleed. Adagio and Aria looked excited.
“I have to go to my room!” Said Adagio and Aria as they ran upstairs as Pinkie and Sonata quickly swung their hips and butts.
“WE CAN’T STOP IMAGING IT!!!” They both screamed as they ran to their rooms as Cosplay was getting horny.
“Damn that gay man.” Said Cosplay quietly as Rainbow & Applejack started to drool a bit as Twilight quickly shook her head.
“I need to read!” She ran to her room as Tempest gulped.
(“I hate him… I hate him… I want to see it… *GASP*”) Tempest screamed as she ran outside as Starlight covered her crouch.
“Damn the man and his good description of Chaotic’s cock.” She said as she ran to the bathroom.
Tempest was punching a tree to let out the horniness out of her “God fucking damn it! I can’t get it out of my head.”
“Too bad you’ll see 3.” Said a male voice as Tempest looked shocked as she had a rag placed on her mouth as she struggled as she fainted. 3 shadow figures appeared as they smirked.
“Found our bitch.”
Chaotic watch Liam being taken back to his campus as Chaotic waved happily. “Promise me you’ll text.” He said as he walked away but saw an incoming van heading towards him. Chaotic gasped and climbed the wall. “HEY!” He yelled as the van zoom passed him but all of time slowed as he saw the inside of the van and saw Tempest tied up. Chaotic’s eyes widen in shock as the van went flying. Chaotic jumped down and looked horrified “Fizzypop…”
Chaotic was baffled as he looked horrified at what he witnessed as he ran towards the campus. (“Oh dear! Oh My! This is bad! Fizzlepop has been kidnapped!!!”) Chaotic screamed in his head as he ran to the campus and stopped to witness a woman with muscle, with yellowish-orange skin and orange spiky hair (DD-Cup) polishing a motorcycle with a sidecar.“A motorcycle…” Said Chaotic as he looked a bit worried that he’ll make a bad impression to one of his teachers, but this was a state of emergency and he’ll have to live with being hated but at least this time, he’ll be hated for some reason. The woman finished polishing her bike as she pulled the keys from her cleavage.
“Time for a ride.” She said as she noticed Chaotic was standing there. “HEY!” She yelled angrily but remembered that this campus got its first male student. “Oh yeah… Are you Chaotic? The newest male student?” Chaotic nodded as the lady smiled. “Well, I am Spitfire, the fitness trainer here. Can I help you with something?” She asked as Chaotic looked at her as she noticed that he looked worried.
Meanwhile The van where Tempest was tied up and being taken was at least 5 miles away from the campus; the 3 kidnappers were laughing and gloating that they got themselves a sexy babe. “We almost got involved in a hit & run because of your damn driving!” Yelled the 1st kidnapper.
“Oh, shut the fuck up!” Said the 2nd kidnapper who was driving “We were making a quick getaway!” He said as the 3rd one looked at Tempest who was unconscious while tied up and gagged.
“At least we got a familiar girl.” He said as the 3rd kidnapper looked back “But that guy… he was the male that those sexy bitches that our fellow bros saw.” He said as the 1st kidnapper waved his hand.
“Ah… I’m betting that dude is a she. You know, a woman with the features of a man.”
He said as he noticed a motorcycle was heading towards them from behind. “What the fuck…” He said as the motorcyclist drove next to them to see that the motorcyclist had a passenger with him playing loud music. They were wearing helmets that covered their entire faces, but the motorcyclist had a big rack.
“Hey baby…” Said the driver ”How about you drop off the underage teenager and we’ll have a great time together.” He said in a flirtatious tone as the motorcyclist’s passenger turned to the motorcyclist.
“(Muffled voice) Okay, no offense but that was so awful that I needed to clean the wax out of my ears with bleach and sanitation liquid.” Said the Motorcyclist as the passenger looked at the driver.
“(Muffled Voice) Sorry but I’m afraid this trip is canceled.” Said the side passenger as he pulled out some switchblades in his hand as the passenger stabbed the kidnappers’ front tire as the kidnappers screamed in horror as they were swerving around to avoid crashing as the motorcyclist looked surprised.
“Damn… I didn’t know that you were badass.” Said the motorcyclist as the passenger removed the eye shield of their helmet to reveal it was Chaotic who looked embarrassed.
“I didn’t mean to be one but I’m more worried about Tempest, Miss Spitfire.” He said as they both saw the van swerve into the cliff wall. Chaotic gasp in horror as Spitfire calms him down.
“Don’t worry, those kinds of vans are very durable. Tempest Shadow will be fine.” Explained Spitfire as they stopped a few feet away from the van as Chaotic and Spitfire ran to the van as the kidnappers crawled out were in a bit of pain, but Tempest was unharmed due to the only fact; she was wearing a seatbelt. The kidnappers looked up to see Chaotic and Spitfire who removed her helmet as they all looked shocked to see who the motorcyclist was.
“IT'S SPITFIRE!!!” Yelled the 2nd. Kidnapper as they noticed Chaotic and pointed at him.
“It’s that unknown asshole!” yelled the 3rd kidnapper as Chaotic looked confused.
“Sorry but I don’t even know who you guys are.” Said Chaotic as he ran to them and removed their masks as Spitfire was pissed off by them.
“Oh, fuck me! Not you 3 again!” yelled Spitfire as Chaotic looked confused.
“You know them?” He asked as Spitfire rolled her eyes.
“I’m afraid so. These are the 3 assholes that kidnapped Tempest before and nearly raped her before I and a few guards stopped them, but it caused her hatred towards men.” She explained as Chaotic looked at them with such shame.
“You 3 should be ashamed of yourselves. You made poor Tempest for who she is.” Said Chaotic as the 3 kidnappers didn’t show any remorse.
“Strong Muscle, Mighty Bull, and Superior Falcon. These 3 were once arrested but given their families’ high wealth, they were only given community service instead of jail and criminal records.” Said Spitfire as Chaotic looked disgusted.
“You 3 give males a bad name.” He said as the 3 kidnappers got up and clutched their hands into fists.
“Who gives a fuck about our gender’s name!” Yelled Strong Muscle.
“It’s the tits and asses we care about.” Said Superior Falcon.
“But before we kick your ass. Who the fuck are you and why are you at that paradise of cooches and not in a coma?!” Question Mighty Bull as Chaotic looked back to see Miss Spitfire looked smugly as she smirked.
“Tell them Mr. Chaotic. Tell them the reason you’re not dead and give them a reason to be jealous.” She said as Chaotic as he gave a courtesy bow to them.
“Greetings jerks. My name is Chaotic and I’m the 1st new male student of Ponyville University, which is now a Co-ed university.” He said as all three of them looked horrified and baffled.
“WHAT?!” They screamed in disbelief as Chaotic ran forward toward Strong Muscle and gave him a flying roundhouse kick to the head as he went flying towards their van as the other 2 looked horrified that Chaotic was strong.
“And I maybe a man but I am not a kidnapper.” He said as he grabbed the other 2 by the collars and lifted them up. “Also, I’m not someone who is easily tempted by lust or money.” He said as he slammed their heads together as they were knocked out. “Mission accomplished.” Said Chaotic as Spitfire freed Tempest as she slowly gained consciousness.
“Uh… where the fuck am I…” She looked up to see Chaotic holding 2 men whose faces were too familiar to her. “OH NO!” She said as Spitfire calmed her down.
“It’s okay sweetie. They won’t harm you.” She said as Tempest looked at Chaotic as he put down Mighty Bull & Superior Falcon’s unconscious bodies. “You… risk yourself for me? She asked as Chaotic nodded. “Why? Why the fuck would you do that? I hated you for being a man. I even secretly planned to find a way to get you expelled or kicked out of our dorm house!” She said as Tempest looked at her.
“You planned what now?” She said as Tempest continued to talk.
“Why?! WHY?! Why would you risk your life for me?!” She asked as Chaotic looked at her.
“Because I wanted to be your friend and I know that even if you insult me, hate me, or want to hurt me, I will never let you suffer like what happened to you. Believe me, I know your pain.” He said as Tempest snarled at him.
“How would you know pain?!” She yelled at him as Spitfire started to get mad at her.
“Tempest!” She yelled as Chaotic stopped her.
“No Miss Spitfire. Let her speak her mind.” He said “She doesn’t know and neither do you know but I will say this. I do know your pain of having a trauma.” He said as he pulled down his long sleeve on his left arm to reveal his wrist was wrapped around in bandages as he removed it to reveal some Horizontal scars on his wrists. They both gasped in horror as they looked at him. “No, I’m not suicidal. Someone did this to me when I was 10. I don’t know why she did that to me, but she kept saying how much she hated me, and my existence is a mistake. She cut me many times, hoping I would die due to blood loss until my mothers tasered her and beat her up. I was traumatized by the event and nearly became a broken person.” He explained as Spitfire looked worried.
“And the woman who cut you?”
“Died by Police interrogations AKA Police Brutality.” Said Chaotic as he rebandaged his wrist as he did a backwards kick as he sent Strong Muscle who was sneaking behind him to stab him in the back with a knife. “Sorry but I’m not sorry.” He said as Strong Muscle fell as Chaotic picked up the knife. “I needed 3 years of therapy to get over it but even if I’m 20, I can have mess-up nightmares.” He said as Tempest looked at Chaotic, discovering that he’s not a moronic Gray Stu who is pretending or is oblivious showing his true emotions. He was once a traumatized person like herself.
“Chaotic…” Said Tempest as Chaotic looked at her “I… was nearly raped.” She said Chaotic looked shocked and horrified to hear that but remembered that Spitfire did announce that before. “Those three… are the reason why I hate men. I hated you because of your gender but… given that you went to save me…” Tempest managed to stand up as Spitfire helped her to stand tall without needing anyone to help her. She walked to Chaotic and gave him a kiss on the cheek which shocked both him and Spitfire.
“TEMPEST!!!” Yelled Spitfire as she never saw her show any kinds of kindness.
“What?” She said “I’m… being thankful for him.” She said as Chaotic turned a bit red as Tempest whispered something in his ear. “My real name is Fizzlepop Berrytwist but only you can say it when we’re alone.” She said as Chaotic blushed a bit and smiled.
“As much as I want to see this love story.” She said as they both looked embarrassed and angry to hear that. “But it’s time to go home.” She said as they nodded.
“Yep… right after we punish these kidnappers in the most humiliating way.” Said Chaotic as Tempest and Spitfire looked at him with confusing expressions.
“What?” Said Spitfire.
“How? I mean they have money to make it disappear.” Said Tempest as Chaotic gave a mischievous smile.
“I don’t think public Indecency AKA public nudity would erase their crimes.” He said with a smirk as Spitfire and Tempest looked shocked and disgusted but slowly realized that not even how much money they spent, can erase that humiliation.
“Tell us how?” Said Both Spitfire & Tempest as they went to work.
40 Minutes Later Chaotic was holding on to Spitfire as Tempest rode on the side car as they were laughing. “I feared those 3 with their high and mighty attitudes with those little cocks?! I was so fucking stupid to hate men because of what I saw.” She said as they laughed as Spitfire looked back at Chaotic.
“And I can’t believe that this young man with a nice personality has such a devilish side.” Said Spitfire as Chaotic chuckled.
“I was raised to know my manners and being polite but to be honest, I can show my bad side only to my enemies.” He said as looked at Tempest. “So, what did you think of my idea?” He asked as Tempest laughed hard.
“I say it was brilliant!” She said “Strip them of everything, their clothes, their keys, and money. Even if you leave them their phones, I doubt the tow truck will tow a van owned by self-proclaim nudists.” He said as Spitfire laughed the loudest.
“I’ll be honest with you Chaotic. When your mothers told me about you having a history of destruction. I was skeptical but after seeing what you could do, I’m grateful that you’re our student.” She said as Spitfire drove back to the entrance of Pony U. “This is where you 2 get off. I’ll let security know of what happened tonight. You 2 better get to your dormitory. It's past curfew here.” She said she drove back to the security department as Chaotic and Tempest walked back home as Oreo jumped on his shoulders.
“Oreo! You little bugger, where have you been?” Asked Chaotic as he scratched Oreo’s head as he purred to him.
“That raccoon loves you very much?” She asked as Chaotic looked at her.
“Yeah, I mean despite of people react to someone having a raccoon for a pet, they always fear him having rabies.” He said as Tempest looked at him. “So… your real name?” He asked as Fizzlepop blushed angrily at him.
“Yes… I can’t believe my mom wrote my real name on my panties.” She said as she covered her face. “I chose Tempest Shadow because my real name didn’t fit me.” Chaotic looked at her and smiled.
“Well… it can’t be worse than my name. I mean when I volunteer to help others, they keep thinking I prank them by rigging their meals or drinks.” He said Fizzlepop snickered as they walked up to their dorm house.
“No lights. They’re all sleeping.” Said Fizzlepop “We’ll sneak into our rooms without waking everyone up.” She said as Chaotic nodded as he pulled his keys out “Promise me, we keep this a secret.” Chaotic nodded but paused.
“Unless they speak in the darkness and turn on a lamp to show, they are waiting for us.” He said as Fizzlepop rolled her eyes.
“That only happens in sitcoms and old cartoons, there’s no way they’ll do that.” She said as Chaotic opened the door slowly as they crept in slowly as Chaotic closed the door slowly as the lights turned on for them to see their roommates in nightgowns, pjs and in their underwear (Pinkie and Sonata were the only ones in them).
“Called it!” Said Chaotic as Cosplay and Rarity covered both Pinkie and Sonata in blankets.
“We told you to wear something on!” Yelled Rarity as Pinkie and Sonata whined.
“But it’s so… hot!” Said Pinkie.
“And I hate it when my clothes get covered in sweat and I get a wedgie.” Said Sonata as AJ rolled her eyes.
“Forget about it. We want to know, where in Sam Hill were you 2?!” She yelled at them as Chaotic looked nervous as he looked at Tempest.
“Uh… We… um…” Stuttered Chaotic as Tempest spoke out.
“He saved my life.” She said as Chaotic looked surprised hearing that from her, along with the others.
“What?!” They said,
“I got kidnapped by the same creeps who nearly raped me.” Cosplay gasped in shock on hearing that as the others looked shocked that Tempest revealed her dark secret.
“You nearly got raped?” Asked Cosplay as Tempest nodded.
“He asked Spitfire for help as she saw him take those fuckers down. He saved my life and sent my hatred towards men down the crapper.” She said as she grabbed him by the shoulder and brought him closer towards her. “And he’s now my friend, bitches.” She said smugly as Chaotic looked at her with a surprised look after hearing that he’s now her friend.
“*Cute sound*” Chaotic made a cute look as Tempest blushed seeing that.
“Are you always that way?” She said Chaotic made a confused expression.
“What way?” She rolled her eyes.
“Never mind.” Said Tempest as she gave Chaotic a playful noogie as he chuckled as the girls looked at them.
“You’re friends now?” Said Rainbow.
“The woman who’ll crotch kick any man who flirts with you?” Said Aria.
“The woman who will claw a man who talks about her scar?” Said Adagio as Tempest frowned at them.
“Yeah… IS THAT A PROBLEM?!” She said in a pissed tone as they backed off.
“No!” They all said as she raised her nose at them.
“I’m going to bed. Don’t wake me up since it’s a free weekend.” She said as she marched to her room while Chaotic looked confused.
“Free weekend?” He said Cosplay looked confused as well.
“What is that?” Twilight explained what it was.
“It’s the entire weekend where most of us, relax or try to finish up their class work that they didn’t finish.” She said as Aria smirked.
“Rainbow is one who has the most experience in spending all her weekends finishing the class work she forgets on purpose.” She added as Rainbow tackled her as both her and Aria had a catfight.
“BITCH!”
“TRAMP!” Adagio and AJ tried to stop them as Tempest watched them and looked at Chaotic who looked annoyed.
“Let me guess, your moms sometimes fight?” She asked as Chaotic sighed.
“Big time. I suggest we stop them before it gets worse.” He said as Starlight looked at him.
“Worst?” She asked as Aria ripped Adagio’s shirt off showing her bare chest as Rainbow retaliated in doing the same to Applejack.
“That’s what I mean.” He said as he sighed as Starlight looked horrified along with the others.
“MORONS!” Yelled both Adagio and AJ as they both joined in the fight as Chaotic looked annoyed as Rainbow’s sport bra landed on his head. Fluttershy blushed as he started to get mad.
“I can stand some things, but I can’t stand any more.” He said as he took the sports bra off his head as he marched to them as he raised his hand “Will you please… KNOCK IT OFF!!!” Screamed Chaotic as he gave all 4 of them a hard slap on their asses.
“GACK!” They all said as they fell on their knees with their butts in the air as Chaotic gave a humph.
“I’m going to bed. Please don’t start fights again.” He said as he went to his room as the girls watched him going to his room.
“Did he just…” Said Rarity while blushing as Cosplay, Pinkie and Sonata knew why he did that.
“His mother Home Care must have taught him that.” Said Cosplay.
“It’s perverted and painful to feel but affected.” Said both Pinkie and Sonata as they grabbed their chests as Tempest, who stopped to watch the fight, chuckled.
“Maybe he should teach some of us that for our… rowdy roommates and guests.” She said with a smirk as she looked at the 4 dunces who got punished and were still in pain from the slap.
“Damn it…” Said Applejack.
“You two are to blame for this.” Said Adagio
“Shut… up…” Reply Aria
“I can’t believe you all let him do that.” Said Rainbow as Starlight looked at her.
“You didn’t stop when you and Aria started ripping off each other’s shirts.” Said Twilight as she grumbled that a guy humiliated him.
“I can’t believe it…” She said as the others helped Adagio and AJ back to their rooms.
“You 2 can get back to your own rooms.” Said Trixie as both Aria and Rainbow groaned.
Tempest was working in a private gym room, lifting some weights in a tight sports bra and shorts as she was sweating a storm. “60!” She said as she put down the weights as she was handed a towel. “Thank you.” She said while blushing “Hey… since we’re here alone…” Tempest removed her sports bra as she sat on the bench “Let’s do a private session that only the 2 can do.” She said in a flirtatious tone as she pulled down her shorts. “Come on… No one will know, Chaotic.”
Fizzlepop woke up in shock as she was gasping in shock. She turned the lights on and looked to see that she’s still in her room and saw her door was still locked and nothing was out of place. She removed the covers to see that her panties were a bit wet. “Did… did I just get wet?” She said as she remembered her dream “Oh fuck me…” Said Fizzlepop as she smacked herself “I’m getting a fucking crush on Chaotic.” She said as she hit herself with her pillow “… I can’t fall for him.” She said as she looked out the window and shut off the lights “I’m asking how big he is from Gilda. Whether she likes it or not.” She said as she slapped herself for saying that. “I doubt anyone else having that sex dream about him.” But unbeknown to her, Cosplay, Pinkie, and Sonata were thinking about it.
“Oh… Chaotic…” Said Cosplay as she was fingering herself.
“Chaos…” Said Pinkie as she was fondling her chest.
“Cha-cha…” Said Sonata as she was using a dildo.
The next day Chaotic was being given a tour by the rest of his dorm mates with Cosplay as Rainbow and Aria gave him the stink eye. “I apologize for my actions, but I did it to stop the fighting.” He said as Rainbow and Aria didn’t answer him “Besides, I wasn’t striping in front of my friends.” He said as Pinkie and Sonata snickered at that fact as Adagio and AJ were turning red.
“Can’t believe he got to see me half naked.” Said AJ as Adagio elbowed her.
“Shut up… He’s pretending to know because he’s being polite.” She said as they noticed Miss Spitfire who was talking with Celestia and Luna.
“Oh yeah… Miss Spitfire did say she talked to security.” Said Chaotic as Tempest looked worried.
“Shit.” They ran to adults as they looked at them.
“Chaotic. Tempest.” Said Celestia as Chaotic smiled nervously.
“Am I in trouble?”
“Yes, you are.” Said Luna as Chaotic sighed unhappily.
“I’m willing to do campus community service.” He said as Spitfire looked worried.
“I know but given that you did the right thing, no one is above the rules and your actions in taking those kidnappers' clothes was going a bit too far. Even if they deserved it.” She said and added her own comment as Celestia and Luna looked at her angrily.
“You what?!” Said everyone except Tempest as she snickered.
“Not to me.” She said as Chaotic looked down as Luna cleared her throat.
“You will be given community service for the next month, starting today. You will start by aiding the theatrical club with what they want.” She instructed Chaotic as he nodded as he looked at them.
“Okay, where is the club?” He asked.
“Follow me.” Said Celestia as he followed her as the others looked worried for him.
“As you may well know, Grand Pride is coming to demand an apology for what we have done to his students and is bringing a news crew that we have a male student in an all-women college.” She said as they all complained as Luna smirked. “At least we’ll let all know we’re going co-ed and this Chaotic will be our 1st student as an experiment to prove the campus isn’t creating misandrists.” Said Luna as some looked a bit worried. “Besides, if I remember correctly, most of the students here cheered for him for removing Zesty Gourmet?” She said as they smiled since that fact is true.
“Anyway girls. Let everyone know that Grand Pride and his students are coming and a news crew. So, no attack but watch them in case of them placing hidden cameras.” Said Luna as the girls around her spread the word so they don’t make any mistakes or ruin the college’s reputation.
2 Hours Later An SUV with some news crew van came through the gates. As the SUV parked came out a large muscular man came out of the van as Celestia and Luna narrowed their eyes at him.
“Grand Pride…” They said the man frowned.
“Sunny and Moony.” He said as they both narrowed their eyes at him.
“We heard that you are here to apologize for one of our students for hurting yours.” Said Celestia as Grand Pride looked arrogant.
“Yes… a student who harmed my students, outside of your grounds.” He said as Celestia and Luna knew what it meant “You remembered our agreement, ladies. If one of your girls’ harm one of my boys outside of your grounds, you shall give my school a compensation check.” He said as Celestia and Luna looked at each other as they were going to talk.
“Yes but a question is in order.” Said Celestia as the news crew were taping live. “What if one of my girls isn’t a girl?” She asked as Grand Pride looked confused as they heard a whistle as they turned to a group of girls as one stepped up. “Ladies and perverts of the other college.” She said which pissed off Headmaster Grand Pride and his students. “My name is Colorature (EE-Cup), head of the Theatrical Club. We in the Theater Club are here to introduce our volunteer who agreed to sing for a short comedy attraction. Please say hello to our singer.” She said as she and the other girls moved aside to reveal a beautiful woman with half of long black hair and the other half of ivory hair covering half of her face as she was in an elegant sapphire dress in red high heels.
“Whoa…” Said everyone as the former 3 kidnappers gave horny smiles at her as Colorature sang an intro as the mysterious walked to them while making some poses as she made a final pose.
“Damn she’s hot.” Said Strong Muscle, Mighty Bull, and Superior Falcon at the same time as the female singer looked pissed at them.
“Sorry babe but you’re one attractive piece of ass.” Said Superior Falcon as the singer wagged her finger.
“Trust me dicks.” Said Colorature “I wouldn’t do what I think you’re doing.” She said they ignored her as they noticed the news crew weren’t watching them as the reporter was interviewing Celestia and Luna but did what they liked.
“Hey, a rat.” The girls panicked except for the singer who looked down to see nothing as Mighty Bull grabbed her ass.
“!!!”
“Quiet bitch. You don’t want to cause a scene.” Said Strong Muscle as Superior Falcon took a pic under her dress as the singer snapped.
“(Chaotic’s Voice) Oh hell no!” He yelled as the 3 guys were shocked by her voice.
“WHAT THE FUCK!?” They yelled which got the news crew to turn to them as the singer grabbed both Mighty Bull and Superior Falcon and slammed them with Strong Muscle in the middle.
“GAH!!!” they all said as they got knocked out as Grand Pride was about to say something.
“Even with witnesses, you 3 still act perverted. UGH!!!” He complained as he looked at Grand Pride. “Hello, Dick Pride… I haven’t seen you after Smart Mama kicked your ass for stealing her thesis and gave you a powerful laxative formula.” Said Chaotic as Grand Pride looked horrified.
“YOU?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!” He said as Chaotic flicked his hair.
“I’m a student here.” He said as Celestia and Luna walked next to him.
“We’re officially decided to turn our all-women’s college into Co-ed.” Said Celestia as Luna placed her hand on his shoulder.
“He’s also our 1st male student here. He’s very flexible to help others.” She said to Grand Pride and the news crew as Chaotic marched to Headmaster Grand Pride.
“You need to give your college more discipline and rules. I will not be the object of your student perversion.” He said as he snapped his fingers at Grand Pride. “Also, there is evidence, look at Superior Falcon’s phone. He took a pic of my private area with his phone.” He said as he marched away in disgust as Rara had the phone. Celestia and Luna both smirked and looked at Grand Pride.
“Now… What did you want to ask us?” They both said as Grand Pride snarled since there’s a news crew watching.
“I… apologize for the actions of my students.” He said as he went to them and picked them up. “I’ll send a compensation check to your campus bank account.” He said in defeat as he marched to his vehicle as the News Crew decided to interview the Headmistresses about their new student. Chaotic went to the gymnasium as his roomies in Virgo’s Love House surrounded him.
“Chaotic?!” They said as he looked at them.
“Yes?” He said as Rarity looked at him and turned red.
“You look… elegant in that dress.” She said as Chaotic smile.
“Why thank you. I may be punished for community service, but I stepped in to help.” He said as Colorature appeared.
“Rara?” Said AJ as Rara smiled.
“We were against it at first but after getting to know him, he’s not a bad guy.” She said as Chaotic smiled.
“Thank you Miss Colorature. I’m very happy to hear that. I’ll be at the auditorium to sing the comedy scene.” He said as he walked away from the group as Tempest looked at him.
“He can walk in high heels… I swear he has no sanity.” She said as Rara blushed a bit as AJ noticed it.
“Rara? Do you have a crush on him?” She asked as Rara waved her hands.
“NO! NO! NO…!!!” She said as she looked embarrassed “I mean… I don’t have a crush on him… I just… saw… something I shouldn’t have seen.” She said as AJ looked worried.
“What did you see?” She asked as Rara smiled a bit.
“Well… to be honest, we placed a hidden camera to blackmail him if he did something perverted like sniffing our underwear but… he changed into the costume we gave him and we saw his… penis…” She said as they all looked shocked to hear that.
“How big is he?” Asked Pinkie quickly as others covered her mouth but Rara answered immediately.
“Big and it almost reached his knees.” She said as they just turned red on hearing that that fact about Chaotic is true. “I want to keep the video, but I had to delete it because he’s not a pervert.” she blushed as she backed away. “Anyway, feel free to go to the auditorium to hear him sing.” Said Rara as she ran away as the group tried not to stop imagining it.
“God damn it!” Said Tempest as some got nose bleeds.
“Now Trixie wants to see him naked.” She said as Starlight elbowed her.
“*SHUSH* Keep those thoughts to yourself.” She said as they decided to go to the auditorium to see the comedy act.
Grand Pride’s SUV “You guys are fucking idiots! Why didn’t you tell me the one who stripped you of your clothes was Chaotic!?” Yelled Grand Pride as the 3 guys coward in fear.
“We thought it was a woman with a deep voice!” Said Strong Muscle.
“I mean there’s no way a guy could work there or be a student in an all-women’s college.” Said Superior Falcon
“SHUT UP!” He yelled as they cowardly. “The news crew picked up your phone and saw the picture you took, and they even looked up your past crimes that your folks managed to hide. You fucked up your reputations, you 3 are expelled!” He yelled as they were baffled and horrified to hear that.
“Wait! We can pay-”
“Screw the money! Now those bitches’ son now a student there, you and any other of my students are screwed!” He yelled angrily as they looked at their headmaster.
“It sounds like you know that freak?” Said Superior Falcon as Grand Pride stopped as he turned to them.
“You fucking idiots. That new male student, Chaotic, is the adopted son of the Sextuplets or known as The Beloved Six.” He said as they were shocked to hear that Chaotic freak was a child of the Beloved Six.
“Wait… adopted?” Said Strong Muscle.
“Yes, they found him thrown away in a dumpster. Unknown who his parents are since hospital records didn’t have any of his records until they took him in. Known for their caring ways, all 6 of them adopted him and raised him like the child they never had due to people like me. He cannot be tempted by power, money nor lust, he was raised to do what’s right by 6 women who are known for their generosity and caring for others.” He said as one of them remembered what Chaotic once said.
“That Chaotic guy acted like you met before?” Said Mighty Bull.
“We have.” Said Grand Pride. “Before I was a headmaster, I was a researcher who dated Intel Brain to steal her research to be rich but after that kid of theirs stopped me, she and her sisters kicked my ass for that, and I was forced to drink a laxative formula that gave me hell for a week. I vow to get back at them but that boy of theirs is too smart and prevents anyone from sabotaging them and getting petty revenge on them.” He said as he snarled as they looked scared. “Now when we get back, pack up your things and get out of my campus!” He yelled as they groaned that their lives were screwed.
Every student who came to the auditorium watched as they laughed as Chaotic in drag was dancing and singing as he did with excellent acting.
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany That’s why I’m in such exquisite agony My soul is on fire, it’s aflame with desire Which is why I perspire when we tango
“I can’t believe this was a song?” Said Celestia as Luna looked it up.
“It was a song in the 60s. It was either this or The Vatican Rag.” She said as some of the teachers laughed at Chaotic’s performance which was extremely funny.
“He’s never gonna sing this song again, right?” Asked a teacher with glasses (G-Cup). “Not if he’s purposely supporting it, which is hard to see him doing it.” Said Spitfire as he bowed to the crowd as the audience applauded for him.
All-Men Stallion University Grand Pride watched 3 of his students and his bribery being taken away by the police “Chaotic… Damn that freak. I need to find out if that freak had any birth parents.” He said as he made some calls.
Chaotic was wearing an odd mascot suit made by Pinkie Pie as he was twirling a sign in the shape of a sign as the other students laughed at him for wearing it “I didn’t know this is the university mascot?” Said Chaotic as Twilight and Starlight walk up to him.
“Pony U has no mascot.” Answered Twilight, “Pinkie Pie made it as her attempt to create Pony U’s first mascot but was rejected by Celestia and Luna, 300 times.” Twilight said it with a hint of hearing it over & over again as Pinkie and Sonata appeared in tight cheerleader outfits and a ponytail accessory and fish tail accessory.
“♫Pony U! Pony U! ♫”
“♫Needs a Mascot! ♫”
“♫Where we shake our tales for everyone! ♫”
“♫And look cute doing it! ♫”
“YAY!” Both sang Sonata & Pinkie as they wiggle their butts to the bystanders and did a split. Chaotic blinking at them.
“Are they also cheerleaders?” He asked as Starlight covered her face.
“No…” She answered, “But it gets embarrassing that they wear those small cheerleader uniforms.” She said Chaotic looked at them as they were bouncing around.
“Aren’t they worried that their clothes might rip?” He asked as Starlight paused and looked at Chaotic.
“Oh right… you’re the only guy here…” She said as Pinkie & Sonata did some cartwheels until…
*RIP*x2
Chaotic, Twilight and Starlight turned to Pinkie and Sonata as their shirts started to show a tear on their uniform shirts as the rip got larger as it revealed their chests in bras. “Called it.” Said Chaotic as Twilight & Starlight removed their backpacks and covered them with it.
“PINKIE! SONATA!” Yelled both Twilight & Starlight as Pinkie and Sonata smiled nervously as the roommates of Virgo’s Love House came.
“Knew it would happen.” Said Aria.
“Should have listened to us.” Spoke Adagio as Rarity sighed,
“Again with another mending.” She complained “I’m losing so much thread in sewing those tears.” They sighed as Pinkie pouted.
“It’s not our fault that our boobs are big!” She said,
“Yeah! I mean we’re also having a bra problem! I mean every girl here is having the same problem as us!” Spoke Sonata as some girls cover their chests knowing that it's true. Chaotic felt sorry for them as he realized something.
“Oh yeah… I forgot about my godmother.” He said his roomies looked confused as they turned to him and some bystanders. “In the short amount of days, I forgot to give Cosplay, Pinkie, and Sonata my godmother’s business card. I can be a little forgetful.” He said with a silly face as Applejack looked at him.
“Your godmother?” She asked as Chaotic nodded.
“Yeah! My godmother, Watchmi Shake Mah Booty!” He said proudly as some snickered hearing that name. Chaotic looked confused but pouted. “Oh come on… not again…” He said as Rarity blushed.
“Uh… I’m sorry darling but… is that really her name?” She asked as Chaotic narrowed his eyes to her.
“Yes… her name is Watchmi Shake Mah Booty.” He said as the bystanders around him laughed so hard they fell on the ground.
“Excuse me!” They all turned to see Celestia and Luna who looked confused.
“What is all the laughter about?” Asked Luna as Cosplay came to explain but stuttered to explain it.
“Uh… well… uh…” She paused but Fluttershy came to say it.
“Everyone is laughing… at the name of Chaotic’s godmother since they think it’s a joke name.” She said as Celestia and Luna raised their brows.
“And what is her name?” Asked Celestia as Fluttershy and the other girls blushed since it's embarrassing to say in public, but Rainbow Dash blurted it out since she believes it’s a joke name.
“Its Watchmi Shake Mah Booty.” She said as the others turned to her except for Chaotic as Celestia and Luna looked shocked.
“What?” They said Trixie talked for them.
“I know the name is a bit-”
“One of our best friends is your godmother!?” They said in sync happily as everyone looked surprised to hear that the woman was real.
“You know her?” Said Twilight as Celestia turned to her smiling.
“Of course! Who could ever forget Watchmi? The only woman who graduated with high honors and who exposed the corrupted headmistress of Pony U during our time here!” She explained.
“The headmistress was accepting bribes from rich families to not only let their daughters graduate with poor grades but also let them have secret harems of males as their personal slaves.” Said Luna as she snarled “It was a disgusting sight to witness. Those poor guys needed therapy after those bitches did to them.” Said Luna with pity in her voice.
“It also nearly got this university closed down by them, but Watchmi managed to save this university by exposing that our headmistress was the one-woman mastermind of those spoiled bitches.” She explained as Celestia smiled.
“She even got the News Club named after her. The Pony U’s Watch Me Shake The News Club.” She explained as Chaotic pouted.
“Oh… lucky!” He said “Having a club named after you. I didn’t know that about her. Maybe I should ask her about her university days.” Wonder Chaotic as they looked at him by his dazed nature.
“I can’t believe he’s that easily impressed.” Said Twilight as Celestia and Luna turned to Chaotic.
“So you have her phone number? We would love to catch up.” Asked Luna as Chaotic pulled out a business card.
“This is her business card for her custom-made bras. She asked me to give it to her old campus friends of hers. Uh… can you tell me where I can find Miss Daybreaker & Miss Nightmare Moon?” He said Celestia and Luna turn red hearing those names.
“I thought she forgot those nicknames of ours.” Said Celestia as Luna turned to her.
“Those names are stuck for us for life.” She said, “We were competitive monsters in our youth.” She said as they turned to Chaotic “You are to head for the cafeteria to prepare and serve for the students.”
“Wear an apron, young man.” Said Celestia as they went to their office. Chaotic turned to the crowd and his roommates.
“Don’t worry.” Said Chaotic as pulled out his phone “I took a picture of it, front and back. Share with your friends who need a bra that doesn’t break on you in the 1st month.” He said as they looked at him “That’s what was on the card. I should know, I memorized it in case she needed a spokesperson.” He said as he went to the store. “See ya later. I must report to the mess hall.” He said as he walked away.
“No one says that anymore.” Said Gilda.
“Was he once in the military?” Asked AJ as they didn’t know Chaotic’s odd personality.
Celestia & Luna’s Office Both Celestia and Luna had their laptop on and linked it to a large Smart TV as they were contacting an old friend of theirs. The Laptop had a calling icon as Watchmi appeared in a business suit “Greetings madams. I am Miss Watchmi, and I am happy to see new or familiar faces… Especially since they’re Daybreaker & Nightmare Moon.” She said with a smirk as Celestia and Luna looked annoyed.
“I can’t believe you told Chaotic about those old nicknames of ours.” Said Luna.
“We tried our very best to make sure those names are buried in time.” Spoke Celestia as Watchmi smirked.
“I didn’t show him your pictures. I only told him stories of 2 sisters who are so competitive that boasted that the moon is better than the sun and vice-versa.” She said as they both groaned about their past. “Chaotic was smart saying that an Eclipse is better than both of them since it’s the sun and moon together.” Explained Watchmi as Celestia and Luna groaned since that part is kind of true if they didn’t have science explained it. “So how may I help my old friends from college? I hope you’re not asking for a discount.” Celestia and Luna frowned upon hearing that.
“There goes one of the things to talk about.” Said Luna.
“No… We want to catch up on a friend of ours.” Spoke Celestia “And also… we need to make an order.” She said as Luna frowned as she looked at her chest.
“These ones are starting to break.” She said as Watchmi nodded.
“I understand girls.” She nodded “Also tell me this, are there others who need some custom-made bras at an affordable price?” She asked as the office door opened as nearly all the teachers came in as Watchmi looked surprised. “I’m selling in bulk to save some cash. Make sure to place all your details and whatever kind of style you want.” One of the teachers walked to the tv.
“Um… Excuse me?” Watchmi turned to the teacher. “Miss Cheerilee, teacher, and librarian of Pony U (FF-Cup). I hope you understand that I find your product a bit… unbelievable.” She said as Watchmi smiled.
“It’s understandable. I mean most of my customers find my product unbelievable unless I show a demonstration. Which I will reveal to you as I’m wearing one of my own custom bras.” She said as she unbuckled her shirt to reveal a crimson color bra.
“Oh my…” Said Miss Inkwell as Watchmi started to unhook it
“This is dumb!” Said Spitfire “I find it hard to believe that you-” Before she could finish her sentence, Watchmi removed her bra to reveal that her bust size was much larger than they had seen. “How much for a double D size?” Miss Cheerilee's jaw dropped.
“How long is the durability until it becomes uncomfortable.” She asked as a loud sound came from outside. The staff turned to see a raccoon with a collar around his neck with electrical wires in its mouth on a large tree branch. They looked shocked as the raccoon pointed below as they looked down to see a drone that was being smashed by the students.
“Another drone!” Yelled Spitfire angrily as Watchmi noticed the raccoon.
“Oreo!” She yelled happily “Who's a good rascal?!” She yelled as Oreo jumped in the room through the window as Oreo wagged his tail. “I see you're still trained to sabotage spying eyes.” She said as the teaching staff turned to her as she was hooking her bra back on.
“Spying eyes?” Said Luna as Watchmi smiled.
“Of course, given my figure and Chaotic’s mothers’ figures, we get the occasional peeping toms. So we have covers on every window but giving drones, I personally trained Oreo to attack drones.” She said as Oreo snarled. “He can tell by smelling unrecognized odors. Any drone that’s not owned by his home territory, he’ll attack.” She said,
“Smart Raccoon.” Said Luna as Oreo went out the window.
“I’ll let Chaos know to give Oreo a reward.” She said as she smirked, “Now, let’s talk about buying in bulk.” She said as they all made their orders.
Cafeteria Chaotic was in the cafeteria, wiping the tables and chairs as he disinfected them. “I wonder how many will buy lunch. I mean can’t they make their own lunches to save some money?” He said as he went in back to wear an apron and was wearing a huge hairnet due to the hairstyle being destroyed by the pool water. He checked around to see if someone was there but stopped to see 2 people: a man and a woman (HH-Cup). “Oh! Hello there!” He said as they turned to Chaotic as they gasped in shock.
“A young man?” Said the sir.
“In Pony U?” Said the lady.
“I guess some people didn’t see the news. Pony U is now co-ed, thanks to the help to Grand Pride of All-Men Stallion University inviting a news crew to show it to the world.” He said as both looked surprised to hear that.
“Well young man… if that’s true… I’m Carrot Cake and this here’s my wife Cupcake.” He said as Cupcake smiled.
“Nice to meet you.” She said as Chaotic smiled.
“It’s nice to meet you too. My name’s Chaotic, the 1st male student of Pony U. It’s nice to meet you two.” He said as he looked at them “I never seen you two. Are you teachers or the campus staff here?” He asked as they shook their heads.
“No, we’re actually bakers of a nice bakery called Sugar Cube Corners.” Said Cupcake.
“We’re delivering the baked goods Pony U has ordered.” Said Carrot Cake “Also a student here is working part-time at our Bakery. Her name is Pinkamena Diane Pie.” Chaotic looked surprised.
“Pinkie Pie works there?! That is nice of her.” He said as they looked surprised.
“Your friends with Pinkie?” Said Cupcake as Chaotic nodded.
“I’m roommates with her at Virgo's Love House.” He said which surprised them. “My moms told me about their old college home and their old rooms. I mean I never thought I would get an entire basement for myself, but I find it a bit lonely being there myself.” He said as they looked confused.
“Wait… moms? As in plural?” Said Carrot Cake.
“Yes. My moms are Muscle Heart,Styling Looks, Intel Brain, Sweet Voice, Clever Built & Home Care.” He said as both Cakes were surprised.
“Oh… so you’re the Half-a-Dozen Sisters’ kid!” Said Carrot Cake.
“I heard that they adopted a child together but didn’t see any proof.” Said Cupcake as Chaotic explained why.
“They did not want to make me a target of attention. They wanted me to have a normal life and make real friends and not fakes that want to be friends with me for what my mothers made for themselves.” He said as Carrot Cake smiled.
“Well that’s a noble thing to do.” He said as Cupcake smiled.
“I hope our babies will be like that.” She said Chaotic looked surprised.
“You’re pregnant?! Oh… how wonderful!” He said “Boys, girls or boy and girl?” He asked.
“Boy and girl.” They said happily.
“I hope you have a fantastic future with your children.” He said as he looked at Cupcake. “Do you need help?” He asked, “I don’t want you don’t want to strain yourself.” They both smiled.
“How mighty polite of you.” Said Cupcake as they let him help.
Virgo’s Love House Cosplay was on her laptop in the living room showing the others of the website of Chaotic’s godmother. “This is the website.” She said she was amazed by how it was well made. Rarity looked at it.
“Hmmm… free choice to customize your own style of bras. Choice of size and bulk discount! Oh darlings, I wonder if she’s hiring?” She said as everyone rolled their eyes.
“She even has some befores & afters.” Said Applejack as they saw a topless petite woman with Ebony Skin, Violet hair and Jasper eyes with double J-cups front and side as the before and the after showed the same woman wearing one of Watchmi’s custom bras and had her bust size shrank down by 3 sizes. Even pictures of Chaotic’s mothers were in the befores & afters
“Damn…” Said everyone as Rainbow Dash looked at the other pictures.
“If they have those bras… then Chaotic’s godmother work is legit!” She said happily as she pulled off her shirt to reveal a very tight sports bra around her chest. “I’m taking this shit off!” She said removing it to reveal she had a Double Ds. “Ahhh… now I can breathe.” She said it as Rarity and the others looked at her with shock.
“RAINBOW!!!” They all yelled at her for being indecent as she scoffed.
“What? Chaotic is doing community service. So he won’t be back until 5PM.” She said as she smirked. “Besides I can’t wait to beat Lightning & Gilda without having limited breath and my tits won’t flop around when I’m running.” She laughed.
“OH YEAH!!!” They all turned to see Lightning and Gilda were in their dorm home each holding a case of soda, with pissed off looks.
“So… You’ll beat us?" said Lightning.
“Just as we brought the sodas you wanted you started bragging about you’re better than us, Rainbow Crash.” Said Gilda as Rainbow was already pissed.
“I TOLD YOU TWO TO NEVER CALL ME THAT!!! PIXIE DUST AND BEAKFACE!!!” She yelled at them as they lost their tempers.
“GET HER!!!” Yelled Gilda as they both dropped the sodas, charged at her, and they got into a big catfight. Cosplay looked at them.
“Does this happen, all the time?” She asked as they nodded as they saw some clothes being thrown around. “Oh dear…” Said Cosplay as Applejack noticed the time and gasp.
“I’ve got to go!” She said as she ran out “Hit them with hose water to stop if you have to!” She said as she ran out the door.
“Where is she going?” Asked Cosplay as Twilight realized where she’s going.’
“*GASP* She’s going to the loading docks to meet her family!” She said Pinkie looked confused.
“And what’s wrong with that?” She asked as Fluttershy realized as well.
“Chaotic will meet Applejack’s family and I don’t know if they know that Pony U is now Co-ed!” She yelled softly as the others gasped, leaving Rainbow, Lightning, and Gilda behind as they all ran out to meet Applejack’s family before Chaotic did.
Pony U’s Loading Docks, 10 Minutes Later “Bye Mr. & Mrs. Cake!” Yelled Chaotic as he was waving them farewell as they were backing up “Tell me when your due date is, and I’ll bring you some baby presents!” He said happily as they drove away as he looked at the remaining boxes. “Now back to work.”
*Stomach growl*
Chaotic looked at his stomach and held it “Uh-oh… Nature’s Mud Slide!” He said as he ran inside to use the bathroom “Oh man… Forgot they haven't made a men’s bathroom yet.” He said as he looked to see the employee’s bathroom. “I hope they understand.” He said as he ran inside to use it as Applejack appeared as she looked around to see if Chaotic was there.
“Where in Sam Hill is he?” worried Applejack.
*Truck Horn*
“Oh no…” She said as she turned to see a pick-up truck, a driver and 2 passengers.
“AJ!” Yelled a young voice as she ran towards her and hugged her. “Hey Applebloom…” She said as a big man and an elderly woman came out. “Grandma, Big Mac!” She said it happily but looked nervous. “I… didn’t expect ya to come early.” She said as her grandma smirked.
“You know the apple way, the earlier we come, the more business we get!” She said as her friends appeared as Pinkie and Sonata went to hug Applejack’s grandma.
“Granny Smith!” They both said as Granny Smith smiled at them.
“I’m happy to see all of AJ’s friends.” She said, “Got any new roommates in that dorm house of yours?” She asked as Applebloom noticed Cosplay.
“Hello! I’m Applebloom, Applejack’s little sister! What’s your name?” She asked as Cosplay looked a bit nervous.
“Uh… Cosplay.” She turned to see the guy with that “And whose that?” She pointed at Big Mac.
“Big Macintosh, Applejack’s big brother.” He said at a slow pace.
“Oh…” She turned to Applejack “Uh… AJ? Did you tell your family the news?” She asked Applejack, looking very scared.
“Uh…” Applebloom looked confused.
“What news.” She asked as they heard music and someone singing in an accent voice.
“~Are you having any fun? What you getting out of living? Who cares for what you’ve got if you’re not having any fun?~” ~Are you having any laughs? Are you getting any loving? If other people do, why can't you? Have a little fun~
They all turned to see Chaotic singing & dancing as he picked up a box and brought it inside. Granny Smith’s eyes widened as she shook her head. “My eyes must be playing with me, but I could have sworn that girl had a man’s voice.” She said, “But she sounded very good!” She said as Big Mac looked shocked to see who was singing.
“Grandma! That’s no girl! That’s a man!” He yelled as Granny looked confused.
“But you’re a man.” She said as some snickered hearing Big Mac groaned and looked angry.
“Ah know what ah saw!” He yelled as he ran after Chaotic.
“Wait Bro! You don’t understand!” Yelled Applejack.
“Understand what?” Asked Applebloom as AJ looked nervous.
“It’s about Pony U. It’s now… Co-ed.” She said as Granny Smith looked at her.
“What’s wrong with Phys ed?” Said Granny Smith as they groaned as Cosplay looked confused.
Inside Big Mac was looking around for Chaotic as he saw a door slowly closing as he narrowed his eyes. He marched towards the door and opened it “Now I got… ACK!!!” He was shocked to see some of the workers were half naked and changing into their uniforms as they all turned in shock seeing Big Mac. Before he could react, the workers screamed as he got attacked by Chaotic.
“I thought you jerks would be smart enough to not sneak in daylight!” He said as he pulled Big Mac’s arms behind his back and forced his head on the ground as Big Mac screamed in pain as Applejack came.
“Stop Chaotic!” He turned back as turned back.
“Applejack?”
“Sis!” yelled Big Mac which shocked Chaotic.
“SIS?!” He yelled as Applejack was full of shame about what’s happening.
“BIG MAC! PONY U IS NOW CO-ED!!!” She screamed as Big Mac was baffled but Chaotic looked at her.
“Wait… you didn’t tell your family that Pony U is now Co-ed?” He said as one of the workers coughed to get their attention. “Oh right… sorry.” He said Applejack helped her brother out as Chaotic scratched his head. “Sorry for the misunderstanding.” He said as he looked at them “It might be a good idea to let your families know that your workplace is now co-ed. To avoid future misunderstandings.” He said as he closed the door as the workers sighed.
“Okay… who forgot to lock the door?” One asked as they looked at each other to figure out who did it.
Applejack told her family everything about the new changes as Chaotic was there. “You’re transferring out of this place.” Said Big Mac as Applejack complained.
“But I got a good future here!” She said as Big Mac pointed out Chaotic.
“You’re with a guy who could be a pervert!” He said as he saw Chaotic was running around with Applebloom on his shoulders.
“And… thrusting through the air! IT'S… WONDERBLOOM!!! The Crusader of the Earth!” He yelled as Applebloom fist pumped the air.
“The Bloom of the WORLD!” She yelled happily as Pinkie and Sonata were playing with them. Granny Smith looked Chaotic.
“I don’t think a pervert would be kind?” She said as Big Mac was still unsure as Chaotic walked up to him.
“I’m very sorry about tackling you. I thought you were one of the students from Stallion University.” He said that Big Mac was a bit unsure as Applebloom crossed her arms.
“Big Mac… Chaotic is really nice and funny!” She said as Chaotic put her down. “Besides, he was raised by 6 moms, he can’t be a pervert.” She said as Big Mac and Granny Smith looked confused.
“6 Moms?” Big Mac said as Chaotic pulled a picture of himself and his mothers as Granny Smith looked at it and smiled.
“Well now… if it isn’t Muscle Heart,Styling Looks, Intel Brain, Sweet Voice, Clever Built & Home Care. Those 6 sisters were a bit of a hassle back when I was serving food here.” Said Granny Smith as Chaotic looked surprised.
“You knew my moms?” He asked as Granny Smith nodded.
“Eyyup.” She said, “They were also good friends of my baby boy and even got him to meet your mother… behind my back.” Explained Granny Smith as all her grandkids and Chaotic looked surprised to hear that. “To be honest, your mother’s father and I weren’t on good terms before and forbid our kids from being friends with each other. Your mothers distracted us to let your parents date in secret.” She said as Chaotic blushed.
“Forbidden love… distracting you and Applejack’s mom’s dad from you knowing…” He said and smiled, “My moms were thinking with their hearts and other people's happiness than you own.” Spoke Chaotic with happiness as they all looked at him.
“I swear you barely have common sense.” Said Aria as Chaotic pouted.
“Would your friends do that for someone you love?” He asked as Aria looked shocked and blushed.
“Uh…” She said as Big Mac looked at Chaotic.
“Is he like this?” He asked his sister who nodded.
“Like the 1st day he came here.” She said as Chaotic looked at Granny Smith.
“Why were you against your son being in love with your future daughter-in-law?” He asked as Granny Smith looked down.
“Because of my pride in my crops. I sold apples and her father’s crops were… pears.” She said as Applejack & Big Mac’s jaws dropped learning the hated and forbidden fruit of the Apple Family but Chaotic started to look angry. “I didn’t like any other competition near my home nor allow my kids & family to show any of them kindness.” Said Granny Smith.
“That’s it… all because of fruits?!” He yelled as the girls looked at him as they never saw Chaotic angry, especially Fizzlepop. “It wasn’t a rotten personality or a dark intentions, but it was mostly about crops?!” Chaotic took a deep breath and sighed “Listen… I know it’s none of my business to intervene but… shouldn’t you let your children decide who they want to be friends with?” He asked, “I mean… hating people because you see them as a rival in business is… disgusting.” He said which offended the Apples, especially Applejack “I know some people do have some rivalry in business but that doesn’t give you the excuse to place your hatred of others to your children. I mean yes, there are some people who will misuse your trust and sabotage your business, but that doesn’t mean all people will misuse your trust. You can’t let your crops be the only thing matters in your life, There’s friends, candy, the beach, vacations, road trips, cartoons, video games, raccoons, pools, motorcycles, or… comics?” He asked as they looked at him with confused looks.
“Just how weird is he?” whispered Adagio to Tempest as she shrugged her shoulders.
“I’m just saying, will you forbid Applejack for just being friends with Rarity who is all about fashion?” He asked as Granny Smith looked at him.
“Nah…” She said, “As much as I’m comfortable with my clothes and not into those frou-frou dresses and nasty smelling per-fumes, I trust her because she’s kind to my AJ.” She said as she placed her hand on Chaotic’s shoulder. “You’re your mothers’ kid. You were raised by the right.” She said as Chaotic smiled as she smirked. “Interested in my granddaughter? She needs a nice, hunky-looking guy for her lonely life.” She said as Chaotic’s expression turned blank as Applejack turned red with embarrassment as some stopped her out of shock (Or spite).
"Huh?"
“GRANNY!!!” Screamed Applejack as she looked at Chaotic who slowly turned red as Applejack shut her eyes “GAAAHHHH!!!” She yelled as Applebloom looked happy as Big Mac didn’t like that as Granny turned to her grandson.
“Now don’t give me that look.” She said as she turned to Chaotic “Does you know any attractive girls for my grandson for his lonely life?” She asked Chaotic as Big Mac turned red in embarrassment as Chaotic snapped out of his daze.
“Uh…” He looked at Big Mac. “I may know some friends of mine and my mothers’ who are single but…” They looked at him to react to Granny Smith’s question “I don’t know if they’re interested in a man or a woman.” He said as Applebloom hugged him.
“You would make a fun brother!” She said that Big Mac and AJ were shocked to hear that from their little sister. “Come on, AJ… he’s fun and silly. You don’t like arrogant and macho types, could he be your type?” She said as Chaotic patted Applebloom’s head.
“I appreciate your honesty but… We got to know each other better to form a relationship.” He said trying not to sound rude and make it easy for her to understand.
“Oh… I get it now.” She said “I know a way to know my sis better! Applejack! Go on a date with Chaotic!” She said Chaotic looked shocked as Applejack couldn’t handle that as she ran away screaming.
“GGGAAAAAHHHHH!!!” They watch her ran as Applebloom looked at Chaotic.
“She’s just shy.” She said they felt uncomfortable except Granny smiled.
“Give her time and you’ll rope her to you!” She said as Chaotic looked at her.
“Did you do that to your husband?” He asked as Granny Smith smirked.
“And hogtied him to tell him to go on a date with me because I couldn’t tell him up front.” She said proudly that Chaotic backed away with a little fear along with the others as Big Mac backed away as well.
20 Minutes Later They waved goodbye to Applejack’s family as Applejack came back as she waved her family farewell. “I’m so sorry for what my granny said.” She said to Chaotic as he looked at her.
“I don’t know if my moms tried asking a girl to marry me but… I think she wants you to be happy and won’t be alone in the future.” He said as Applejack frowned.
“Why the future and not now?” She wondered as Chaotic looked at her.
“Maybe in case the family leaves the nest. To find them happily beyond the apple orchard.” He said AJ looked at him as she stared at him at a different angle.
(“Was Chaotic secretly handsome?”) Thought Applejack as she realized what she thought and shook her head as Chaotic turned to her.
“Hey… AJ…” Applejack looked at her.
“Yes?” She said while being a bit flustered.
“Where’s Rainbow Dash? I noticed that she isn’t here.” He said as everyone paused and realized they left her with Lightning & Gilda.
“OH SHIT!” They all said as they ran back to the dorm, leaving him behind as Chaotic as he looked confused.
“What was that about?” He said as he went back to work he met Celestia and Luna who were waiting for him.
Virgo’s Love House, Living Room “WHY ARE YOU 3 STILL NAKED!!!” Screamed Starlight as she and the others saw Rainbow, Lightning and Gilda watching TV in the nude as Lightning (DD-Cup) and Gilda (EE-Cup) were drinking some soda.
“Our clothes are all sweaty.” Said Lightning.
“So they’re in the dryer after we wash them.” Said Gilda.
“So we’re waiting until they’re dry.” Answered Rainbow as they continued to watch TV. “Besides, Chaotic is still doing his community service, so we’re good.” She said as she spread her legs at everyone as Cosplay looked away.
“Don’t you have any sense of decency!?” She yelled as Fluttershy pouted at Rainbow’s lack of common sense while covering her eyes.
“Please… Rainbow… wear something at least.” She said angrily as Rainbow groaned
“But I’m comfortable.” She complained “Besides, there’s no way Chaotic will be back before our laundry-” Before she could finish her sentence, Chaotic came into the house and walked towards the living room.
“I’m back! Celestia and Luna loved my hard work and decided to end my shift early!” He yelled as he looked surprised as the girls turned to see Chaotic as he came back faster than they thought. “Oh dear god… not again.” He said Rainbow, Lightning, & Gilda looked horrified as they slowly started screaming.
3 Minutes Later All three of them were crying a bit in Rainbow’s room as the other girls were outside of her room. “I hope you take this as a lesson to remember that this school is co-ed and being naked inside a dorm room is no longer acceptable.” Said Twilight as the others agree.
“And next time, go commando in your own room, so no innocent victims get hurt for the misunderstanding.” Said Chaotic as he had 3 slap marks on his face. Pinkie gave him a pint of ice cream.
“Hope this cheers you up.” She said as Chaotic looked at it.
“Thank you.” He said as he was going back to his room.
“WAIT!” Yelled Sonata as he turned around.
“Yes?”
“Can we see your room?” Asked both her and Pinkie as the others were shocked for them to ask that.
“Okay.” He said as they turned to him with horror “I mean, my room is the entire basement, and it gets a bit lonely in there and I don’t want to make Oreo suffer since there’s no pet doors for him to go outside.” He said as he walked downstairs Pinkie and Sonata followed him as the others watched him.
“Well darlings… I’m also curious about his room.” She said as she followed Pinkie and Sonata as Twilight sighed.
“I’m curious as well but I doubt it's that great.” She said as they all followed as Tempest stayed behind as she knocked on the door.
“We’ll hold him back.” She said, “Also don’t forget how he saw your bare tits, cooches and tight asses.” Spoke Tempest with a smirk as she heard some screaming in anger as she snickered.
Chaotic walked to the closet door or basement door as he opened it, pulled out the stuff in it to reveal another door. He opened it as it showed a dark hallway as he turned on the lights as he walked down as they followed him. They saw a door that said Chaotic’s room Do not enter without permission. “Here’s my room. Please don’t make a mess.” He said as Adagio smirked.
“I’m betting it’s a bit-” Before she could finish, Chaotic opened the door to see it was large as they entered the Dorm House 1st floor. All their jaws dropped as they looked to see that some couches pushed together, 4 refrigerators, 3 Large Smart TVs, game systems connected to them, many cabinets, 6 doors on the side, posters of video games, anime, cartoons, vehicles and movies, toy plushies and figurines of characters from video games, anime, & cartoons as Chaotic turned around.
“So what do you think?” He asked as they just stood there and fainted. “Girls? Girls… Twilight? Adagio? Cosplay? Are you alright?” Asked Chaotic as they didn’t wake up. “Oh no.” He said.
1 Hour Later Every girl except Rainbow woke up in their beds as each of them got up, they saw a note with a tray of fresh bread buns.
“To (Place name here), Don’t know why you all fainted but I didn’t want you to sleep uncomfortably on the floor, so I carried every one of you to your rooms. I’ve ignored the clothes on the ground and stayed away from your privacy. Enjoy these nice fresh baked bread.-Chaotic. P.S. Please don’t do what Rainbow Dash and her friends did & remember to tell your family about Pony U being Co-ed.
Twilight Sparkle “Agree on that.”
Adagio Dazzle “Big Time.”
Aria Blaze “Of course.”
Starlight Glimmer “Obvious.”
Rarity “I would never do that!”
Applejack “Sam hill… why would he write that.
Pinkie Pie “I guess Sonata & I will have to work out naked in our rooms.”
Sonata Dusk “I guess Pinkie & I will have to work out naked in our rooms.”
Fluttershy “Oh dear…”
Trixie “Trixie would never do that!”
Rainbow on the other hand was in the shower. “I can’t believe I let him see him naked!” She said as sank down. “I’m never gonna to live this down! How are Lightning and Gilda reacting to Chaotic seeing them naked?” She asked.
In the dorm room of Gilda Gilda was hiding in her bed covers “He saw me naked! And I still can't forget the shape of his dick!” She said as she screamed in a pillow.
In the Dorm room of Lightning Dust Lightning was beating a punching bag “I can’t believe he saw me naked!!! I’ll never get married!” She screamed as she grabbed a bat and brutally attacked it. “WHY! IS! HE! SO! CUTE!” She screamed as she stopped and dropped herself on her bed.
Back to Chaotic who was watching anime on one of the 3 TVs. “I wonder if they’ll come back to see my room. I mean what they saw was just the rec room, not my actual room.” He said as he just got up and sighed. “I better buy myself something to eat and feed Oreo.” Chaotic walked out of the room as he looked for Oreo. “I wonder where Oreo is? I haven’t seen him all day.”
1 Hour Later Fluttershy was eating a salad in a nightgown, she made for her as she was thinking. “Oh Chaotic… I know you’re being nice and polite, but your personality is a bit-”
*Fast knocking on the door*
“Huh!?” She looked at the door and looked confused. “Come in… Rainbow?” She said as Chaotic came in which shocked her as he turned to Fluttershy.
“FLUTTERSHY!” He yelled as she gasped and covered herself with a blanket as she dropped her salad.
“CHAOTIC!!! WHAT ARE-“ Before she could ask, Chaotic grabbed her shoulders.
“I NEED YOU!!!” He yelled as she turned red in shock.
“I-I-I-I” She stuttered as Chaotic started to cry a bit.
“It's Oreo! I can’t find him! He’s gone missing!” He said as Fluttershy looked horrified to hear that.
“I’ll get dressed to help you find him!” She said as Chaotic kissed her on the forehead.
“Thank you!” He said as he hugged her and ran out as Fluttershy stood in shock as her eyes widened in shock as she fell backwards.
“Oh… my…” She stuttered as her heart beat faster. “Such… a… gentleman…” She said as she smiled but noticed that her nipples were getting hard. “*GASP* She covered her chest as she was grateful that Chaotic wasn’t there. “Oh no… I’m thinking perverted thoughts… again.”
Twilight’s Room Twilight was walking around in a bathrobe, thinking as she was holding her smartphone. “What should I do? I mean logically, I should tell my family about Pony U going Co-ed.” She said “But… my worrywart of my B.B.F.F.F. will demand Headmistresses Celestia & Luna to expel Chaotic for no reason.” She said as she plop on her bed and stare at the ceiling. “I need another voice of reason.” She when to her contacts on her phone and made a video call. “I hope he didn’t have a sugar crash.” She said as her call was answered to see a young kid in elementary school answering the phone. “TWILIGHT!!!” Yelled the kid as Twilight smile.
“Hey Spike.” She said as Spike smiled.
“How is college going at Pony U?” He said as she smiled nervously
“Oh… good but… with a major change.” She said as Spike looked confused.
“Change? Like what?” He asked as Twilight looked a bit scared.
“Uh… Pony U is now Co-ed.” She said as Spike looked confused.
“What does Co-ed mean?” He asked.
“It means… Pony U are now allowing guys.” Said Twilight as she made it simple for Spike to understand.
“Oh…” He said as he looked surprised “Does that mean I can go there when I’m older?” He asked as Twilight paused a bit.
“Yes… but…” Spike looked confused
“But?”
“It’s Shining Armor.” She said.
“Oh…” Said Spike. “How he’s overprotective and got you kicked out of the science club for-”
“WE PROMISE NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!” Screamed Twilight as she sighed “Listen, they’re only one guy in Pony U and he’s a bit… weird.” She said as Spike raise his brow “I mean he can cook, clean and is funny to be with…” She said as Spike smirked.
“~You love him!~” He sang as Twilight turn red.
“I DO NOT!” She yelled as Spike snickered.
“Sure… you do.” He said as Twilight sighed.
“Listen Spike, can you please tell mom, dad & Cadence without Shining know. You know he’ll arrest Chaotic for nothing, please?!” She pleaded as Spike gave her a thumbs up “Thanks B.L.B.F.F. (Best Little Brother Friend Forever)” She said as she closed the phone. “Ugh… if Shining learns about Chaotic, I’ll never live with knowing that I’ll be ruining another person’s life again.” She said as she think about Chaotic “I don’t want another person to hate me again.” She said as she went to work on her homework and experiments.
Pinkie Pie’s Room Pinkie was on her bed, making a call as she see a woman with a monotone expression “Pinkie.” “HI MAUD!” She screamed happily as Maud blinked.
“How’s your 2nd year at Pony U?” Maud asked.
“Oh it’s great! I made new friends! I don’t have to eat that bland food by the Home EC teacher anymore! Chaotic is the 1st male student in Pony U! My room is clean again!” She talked so fast as Maud raise her brow.
“Wait… what did you say?” Asked Maud.
“My room is clean again?” Repeated Pinkie
“No before that one.”
“Chaotic is the 1st male student in Pony U?” She said as Maud blinked as she slowly looked shocked.
“When did Pony U became Co-ed?” She asked.
“Oh! The 1st day of the semester.” She said happily as Maud looked at her.
“Pinkie… are you… okay with him?” She asked as Pinkie looked confused. “I mean Pony U has a long history of men sneaking and stealing along with acts of violence.” She said as Pinkie understood what Maud mean.
“Oh… but Chaotic is different! He’s polite, friendly, and kind! He cooks and clean the dorm house after I made a mess of it!” She said as Maud blinked as she nodded.
“Okay… I’ll take your word but…”
“But…”
“Mom, Dad and Limestone will be the ones hard to convince.” She said as Pinkie pouted about that.
Rarity’s Room Rarity was making another outfit for her classes as she looked arounds. “I’m running out of space in my room. Oh… if only I knew about that the basement, I could have the entire room as my home boutique!” She complained as she face fall on her bed. “Perhaps I could charm Chaotic into giving me the basement.” She said as she heard some laughing as she turned to see Tempest drinking a 2L Root Beer soda.
“I never thought you would whore yourself like a tramp to get something you want.” She snickered as Rarity was offended by her statement.
“I am not a tramp!” She yelled at Tempest.
“Really. Yet you thought of charming Chaotic into giving his room to you as another workshop for your clothes.” Said Tempest “The only guy here, who is far from us into seeing us in our underwear or all natural and has a broken lust. I mean he didn’t get a boner after Aria and Rainbow Dunce got into a catfight. I guess having 6 moms that are that sexy makes it feel natural to him.” She said as she narrow her eyes “Besides, where is he going to sleep? Because I doubt you’ll give up your room or we’ll give him a room close to ours?” She said as Rarity is known to be a bit stubborn when it involves her room and passion.
“Alright… I won’t ask him for the basement.” She said as Tempest smirked.
“Did you tell your parents about Pony U going Co-ed?” She asked as Rarity realized.
“I’m… going to call!” She yelled “Did you?!” She asked as Tempest frown.
“I did.” She said as she groaned. “They said they’re planning to head over to Pony U and don’t get pregnant.” She said as she slammed Rarity’s door.
“I asked you not to slam my door!” Yelled Rarity angerly as she sighed as she made a video call to her little sister. “Rarity?” She said as Rarity smile
“Hi Sweetie Belle.” She said as she waved to her.
“Hey sis! How’s your day!” Asked Sweetie Belle.
“Oh its magnificent.” She said as she heard her sister snickered.
“Especially with that new boy in your college?” She said as Rarity looked shocked.
“How… How did you hear of this?!” She yelled in shock.
“Applebloom told me.” She said “She even said that he and Applejack should go on a date. If you find him that handsome, be nice and don’t charm him like you always do to other guys.” Said Sweetie Belle as Rarity looked shocked to hear that.
“I do not charm men!” She yelled.
“Sure you do. You do it to get them to help you ‘Oh boys, would you kindly aid a lady in need?’ ‘Oh darlings, may I have some strong muscular men to help me with my bags?’ You do that because you hate heavy lifting.” She said as Rarity blush in hearing that. “If you keep doing that, you’ll be single forever!” She said as she close the call as Rarity think back.
“Do I really do that?” She wondered
Fluttershy’s Room Fluttershy made some calls to her parents but apparently they didn’t answer 5 times. She looked at her contacts, had one person left in her family to call but she sighed and called him. She waited as it was a video call to see a shaggy looking person. “Hey sis… why are you calling?” Fluttershy sighed. “Hi Zephyr Breeze.” She said, “Are mom and dad there?” She asked as Zephyr Breeze shook his head.
“They’re hanging out with your friends’ parents.” He said as he noticed her sister’s reaction “What happened this time? Did those guys at Stallion University steal your underwear again?” He asked as Fluttershy shook her head with some blush.
“NO!” She yelled softly “It’s about Pony U. It’s now… Co-ed.” She said Zephyr Breeze looked shock.
“I’m hanging up.” He said quickly.
“Wait!” She said.
“No way! I remember the last time I set foot there. I got beaten up and I was wearing a visitor’s pass!” He yelled angerly “I was just delivering mom’s cookies and they beat me us for asking directions!” Yelled Zephyr Breeze as Fluttershy looked down.
“Celestia and Luna did compensate you.”
“Was it before or after your friend with the scar stomp my crotch? 8 TIMES!!!” He said as Fluttershy looked down.
“I’m sorry about that but you did flirt with her.” She said as her brother sighed.
“Alright. Who is the unlucky bastard who became the campus punching bag?” He said Fluttershy got mad hearing that.
“ZEPHYR BREEZE! Chaotic is no one’s punching bag! He’s a very nice and polite-”
“Wait… DID YOU SAID CHAOTIC?!” He yelled as Fluttershy nodded as he smiled. “Oh! Then you’re all need help.” He said as Fluttershy looked confused “Crazy C is one person that is impossible to break.” He said Fluttershy looked surprised.
“Wait… you know Chaotic?” She asked.
“Of course I do. I mean his mother, Styling Looks helps me with my hair styling. Chaotic agreed to be practice client, he has a lot of hair on his head. I mean he didn’t care what style I gave him. I even gave him my hair style, until one of his mothers threaten me to change it.” He said with fear “But he’s a really cool guy!” Fluttershy smiled hearing that “That and he is very scary when he’s in a fight.” Fluttershy frown hearing that.
“What?”
“He’s violent and strong that he scares the shit out of anyone. 3 years ago, he save me after some thug and his girlfriend plan to scam people with false claims of sexual harassment. When Chaotic learn the truth, he demanded that the thug stops what he was doing, he refused and tried to stab Crazy C, but he flipped the thug over and tossed both the thug and his girlfriend into a dumpster.” Explained Zephyr Breeze “I mean he’ll be violent to protect his friends.” She looked worried as she try to imagine Chaotic being violent but remembered the time with those 3 students from Stallion University that kidnapped Tempest and he beat them with ease “Don’t worry, he only uses violence as a last resort. Despite being a bit weird, he’s a good person.”
“That’s good to hear.”
“Also, never get that pet raccoon of his, angry. He’ll literally tear you to shreds. One crazy lady insulted his raccoon and say it should be a fur hat, she got her clothes shredded and ran through the park in her underwear. Ugh… that was an image I never want to see.” Warned Zephyr Breeze in disgust and close the call as Fluttershy looked surprised.
“Oreo angry… I hope Angel Bunny doesn’t make him angry or become his meal.” She said with worry.
Rainbow Dash’s Room Rainbow made a call to her only fan as she heard what she didn’t expect. “You know about CHAOTIC, Scootaloo??!” She yelled as she looked at her phone. “Yeah!” She said “Well… Applebloom told me and Sweetie Belle about him. He sounds silly but a fun guy!” Said Scootaloo.
“Yeah… I mean he’s fun and all.” She said uncomfortably as Scootaloo notice Rainbow’s expression.
“*GASP* Do you like him?” Spoke Scootaloo which baffled Rainbow.
“WHAT?! I…” She paused and remembered he saw her naked. “Uh…”
“YOU DO LIKE HIM!!!” Screamed Scootaloo “I hope he’s awesome as you! Also if you date him 1st, you can get an advantage over Rarity and Applejack!” She cheered as she closed the call as Rainbow fell face first on her bad.
“Ugh… What am I going to do with that kid?” Said Rainbow as she moaned.
Trixie’s Room Trixie was in her room with Starlight as she heard Trixie arguing her father. “Look dad! Just because he’s a boy, doesn’t mean he should get expelled for being a male!”
*Anger Ranting*
“He’s not a pervert! I mean… he just acts like a normal kid. More interested in having fun in college, not seeing butts and boobs!”
*Anger Ranting*
“FINE! Go complain! But we won’t get a refund if he gets kicked out!” She screamed as she listen to her dad and smile. “I’m glad you understand. Bye dad.” She closed her phone as she turned to Starlight. “Parents… they don’t get you.” She said as Starlight sighed.
“Yeah… since my dad still treats me like a child.” She said as she slump down.
“Have you told your dad?” Asked Trixie.
“Yeah but he said I’m too old for imaginary friends.” She said as Trixie sighed.
“At least my dad believed me, but he wanted to get Chaotic expelled but when I told him, Pony U will be shut down and we won’t get a refund, he changed his mind easily.” She said as Starlight smiled.
“At least Chaotic will stay.” She said as Trixie blushed a bit.
“Do you think he’s cute?” She asked as Starlight blush a bit.
“I… do… why?” Question Starlight.
“I… kind of… have a secret crush on him.” Said Trixie as Starlight looked shock “Do you have a crush on him?” Starlight looked away.
“Uh… no.” She said as she looked away (“I can’t tell her that I want to see his dick.”)
Adagio’s Room Aria & Sonata were in Adagio’s room as she was making a call. “UGH!!! 10 missed calls and she’s still not answering!” Said Adagio as Aria sighed.
“What do you expect? She’ll already drank away her pain.” Said Aria as Sonata was holding a doll of a blue fish creature with horse legs as its front and a huge fish tail.
“How many stepdads we’ve been through?” She asked, “I’m tired of the stepfathers taking pics of us in our underwear, enter the bathroom when one of us is showering.” She started to cry a bit “I wish mama never changed after papa died.” She said as Aria wrapped her arms around Sonata.
“You’re the worst.” She said, “For making me feel the same.” She said as Adagio hugged them as well.
“It’s us against the world.” She said as Sonata looked at them.
“Well…” She said, “What if… we add Chaotic with us?” She said as both Adagio and Aria’s eyes widen and looked at her. “You both masturbate thinking about him and also everyone in Pony U!” She said as the both turn red.
“Uh… seeing is believe.” Said Aria.
“Yeah! Unless he see that massive cock that others claim he has. He’s on the maybe list.” Answered Adagio. “Besides, why do you masturbate about him?” She asked, Sonata blushed.
“I like him since he’s being really nice to us and he’s really cute.” She said, “Also he didn’t get horny after me and Pinkie gave him a kiss and press our boobies on him.” She explain proudly as Aria and Adagio looked at her.
“So you both weren’t acting like ditzes?” Said Aria.
“Weeding out the perverts… for once, that’s smart thinking.” She said as Sonata smile.
“Yep and Cosplay is even letting us be her models for her. I mean we both get to choose what we want to cosplay as.” She said happily as she did a cute face “Want to join us to be Belly Dancers?” She asked as they both looked shock and blushed.
“Uh…” Stuttered Adagio as Aria immediately ran out.
“Come on Aria!” Yelled Sonata “I mean Chaotic won’t mind to know you have double Ds! I mean he’s surrounded with sexy women as his moms!” She said as Adagio sighed and smacked her upside the head. “OW! What was that for!?”
Adagio walked out of her room, annoyed as Rarity came out of her room, Adagio noticed her expression. “Let me guess. Did Tempest call you a tramp?” She asked, Rarity groaned.
“Am I really one?” She asked, Adagio was about to answer, “Do I really charm men by talking in an alluring tone to get them to help me with heavy lifting?” she asked, Adagio raised her brow.
“Yes.” She answers quickly as it baffles and hurts Rarity. “Face it, you don’t work out because you hate sweating. The only exercise you do is mostly sewing, which you barely do.” She said “I mean, my sisters & I swim a lot in the gym pool. It's why we’re slim and you… will soon get a gut.” Said Adagio that insulted Rarity, placed her hand on her stomach and pinched it. She turned red.
“I’ll… exercise and… *GROAN* Sweat…” she said as Adagio smirked.
“You could swim in the pool. Just don’t wear a revealing swimsuit. Any girls’ top always slips off.” She said as they both walked to the dining room to hear some crying. “Who is crying? It better not be another period because I don’t know if we restock on tampons.” She said angrily as they noticed Cosplay in a nightgown crying as she was holding a smartphone.
“Cosplay? What’s wrong darling?” Asked Rarity as she turned to Adagio and Rarity.
“Oh… *Sniff* Hey Adagio, Rarity. Just crying my eyes out, wondering where the hard liquor that’s strong enough to kill my memories because my dad’s taking me back home! *Crying*” She yelled as she slammed her head on the table “Ow…” She said, Adagio and Rarity are shocked to hear that.
“What the fuck!?” Yelled Adagio.
“But why, darling? Why is your father taking you home?” She asked as Cosplay looked at them.
“Oh, the simple answer, there’s now a man in Pony U, the former All-women’s college. He refuses to let me stay despite there’s only one guy in this damn college!” She yelled as she was still sobbing.
“But it's just one guy.” Said Rarity.
“Yeah… a guy rumored to have an enormous dick that would make any straight woman horny to see it.” She said as they both looked at her. “What? I mean, we’re all secretly thinking of it.” She said as they looked away.
“Ladies are never perverts.” Said Rarity.
“Then explain the past years of women’s fashion showing cleavage and our milk melons?” Said Adagio.
“Touche… Sea Girl.” Said Rarity as Cosplay got up.
“To be honest, I only want to go to college to get away from my dad and his obsession with me, marrying this rich guy’s son who is only interested in my figure!” Said Cosplay angrily “The curse of having huge tits and a plump ass, the opposite gender wants what lust demands.” She said as Adagio smirked.
“True but there are benefits to having them.” She said while puffing her chest but frown “But seriously, your dad is taking you home because of Chaotic? I mean he never met him.” She said as Cosplay sighed.
“He doesn’t give a shit. He’s thinking that Chaotic will take my virginity, knock me up and give him a bastard child.” She said, “I mean… I’m tempted because I don’t like the creep. I mean he’s nearly 49.” Both Adagio and Rarity nearly threw up when hearing the guy’s age. They both swallowed their bile as they turned to her.
“That is unacceptable.” Said Rarity.
“5 or ten years tops is acceptable but any years older than that, is fucked up.” Said Adagio.
“Yeah but the asshole that is my father is only interested in the money, not my happiness. I keep praying for the day my mom divorces his worthless ass. He keeps hurting my mom.” Adagio looked shocked.
“That’s domestic abuse!” Said Adagio
“She should call the police!” Rarity replied as Cosplay looked down.
“We want to but my mom’s too afraid and worst of all, thanks to his soon to be old son-in-law, he was given some camera to watch out every move. It’s a good thing my mom and I were smart to change clothes at school and work.” She said as Adagio and Rarity snarled.
“What a pervert!” They both said as she wiped her tears away.
“Along with sabotaging my chances for real love.” She said as looked at them. “Never have your parents decide your marriage.” She said,
“Already plan my own.” Said Adagio
“I won’t mind the help but… deciding who you married is unacceptable.” Said Rarity as Cosplay looked at them.
“*Sniff* Thank you girls. Maybe before my dad takes me away, I’ll ask Chaotic to go on a date with me.” She said as they heard stomping. They turn to see Chaotic wearing a backpack while carrying Fluttershy over his shoulder.
“WAIT! I forgot my bra!” She screamed.
“NO TIME!!!” He yelled as he ran out the dorm house leaving the 3 of them in shock.
“Chaotic…”
“Carrying…”
“Fluttershy…” They all turned to each other, ran to their room to put something on and chase after Chaotic.
Chaotic ran to the area of the forest near the campus as he looked around and saw the bright moonlight lighting the area. “Is this where you see the raccoons in the forest?” He asked as Fluttershy looked around and nodded.
“Yes, this is the area. Also…” Chaotic looked at her “Can you please put me down?” She asked as Chaotic put her down.
“Sorry.” He said, “I’m worried about Oreo.” He said as Fluttershy looked at him.
“Do you care about him?” She asked as Chaotic looked at her.
“Of course I do. He’s more than my pet. He’s my best friend when I found him as a baby.” He said as he pulled out his phone and opened his pictures of Oreo. “I’ll never forget about the day I found him. Dumpster diving near abandoned stores.” He said as Fluttershy looked at him, “I… didn’t have many friends in my neighborhood because of… my moms’ figures.” He said as Fluttershy understood that “Some concerned mothers didn’t want their children to be near, in their own words ‘Such vulgar looking women’. Rude if you ask me. Not my moms’ fault that their bodies are magnets for lust.” Said Chaotic as Fluttershy looked sad for him. Knowing that he couldn’t make any friends because of his mothers isn’t his fault or anyone’s fault. She looked to see the pictures of Chaotic having Oreo.
11-year-old Chaotic holding a baby raccoon as many different women scream in horror.
Chaotic throwing firecrackers at animal control as Oreo was attacking a member of animal control.
Chaotic holding a placard as Oreo holding one as well, above them was ‘Banned for Life’
Chaotic laughing as Oreo and him were crashing a fancy party.
Chaotic and Oreo were eating at a BBQ as people were armed with sticks and rocks running towards them.
Chaotic looking confused in Middle School as many students ran away in fear as he brought Oreo for a ‘Mascot Contest’.
Chaotic running away with Oreo in his arms as he burped out feathers as a mob of old ladies chased them.
Oreo was running around in a kindergarten classroom while the teacher chased him with a broom as Chaotic had kids all over him.
“Yeah… I don’t have any good pictures that don't have a disaster around us, but Oreo was my best friend. More than my pet, part of the family.” He said as Fluttershy blushed at how Chaotic really loves Oreo.
“STOP!!!” They both turned to see Cosplay, Rarity, and Adagio running towards them as their chests were bouncing out of control.
“DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT-” Yelled Rarity as they all ran through a bush but…
*RIP*x3
They all looked shocked as Chaotic and Fluttershy’s eyes widened in shock as they were all topless. They covered themselves and screamed in embarrassment.
“I told you we should have worn our bras before leaving!” Yelled Rarity as Chaotic blinked as he took off his backpack.
“STOP STARING!!!” Yelled Adagio as Chaotic pulled out 3 very large shirts.
“Here you go.” He said as they looked confused.
“Huh?” Said Cosplay.
“Why do you have extra shirts?” Said Rarity
“Oh. When Oreo hasn’t come back home, My moms and I always went out to look for him in the woods near home and sometimes, my moms have mostly shirt accidents, so I carry triple X Large shirts with me whenever we go out to find Oreo or camping.” He said as they looked at him.
“I… can see why you have them.” Said Adagio as she covered her nipples with one arm. “Can I please have a shirt?” She asked as Chaotic handed her one as she turned around to wear it.
“May I have one Darling?” Asked Rarity as he handed her and Cosplay the shirts as Fluttershy looked at him.
“Oh… so that’s what you had in there.” She said Adagio was wearing a Scooby-doo shirt, Cosplay had a Kirby Shirt and Rarity had a Sailor Moon shirt.
“Uh… Chaotic dear… Don’t you have any shirts… fashionable?” She asked as he looked at her.
“Nope. Why wear them when there’s no one around to see them.” He said as Adagio snickered.
“At least the shirts aren’t embarrassing.” Said Adagio as they looked at each other and Chaotic looked at them.
“So… why are you 3 here?” He asked. “I mean I didn’t tell any of you what we’re doing.” He looked at them as Fluttershy looked at her friends.
“Why are you here?” She asked as they looked worried about telling the real reason, but Cosplay spoke.
“We saw Chaotic carrying Fluttershy from the Dining room and we didn’t know what was going to happen. We got a little worried about you, Fluttershy.” Explained Cosplay as both Chaotic and Fluttershy realize why they got worried.
“Oh… sorry.” Said Chaotic “We’re out here finding Oreo. I got worried since he never came home for dinner.” He explained, “My best friend is missing and I’m freaking out a bit. I don’t know if my best friend’s hurt or worse.” He said as Fluttershy placed her hand on his shoulder.
“I understand why you’re scared. I’ll help you find him.” She said as Cosplay, Rarity and Adagio know the love for a pet, but for Adagio, Sonata is like a pet.
“I understand, darling. I am also struck with sorrow and despair if anything happened to my adorable cat, Opalescence.” Said Rarity as Cosplay looked at them.
“We’ll help you find Oreo.” She said as they joined Chaotic and Fluttershy, Chaotic got them in a group hug.
“THANK YOU!” He said as they weren’t sure whose hand or arm they’re feeling.
“You’re welcome.” Said Adagio “Now let go.” She said as Chaotic released them.
“If there’s anything you need, let me know.” He said as Adagio smirked.
“You’ll answer our questions after we find Oreo.” She said,
“Deal, but no questions about the size of my privates. I’m tired of hearing that question.” He said with a frown as they looked at each other with surprised looks. “I mean, it’s vulgar to ask me that when I don’t know. I mean, ‘What do you feed it?’ ‘How can you get it that big?’ ‘Did you show it to impress the babes?’ Ugh… I wonder if there is someone for me?” He said as they looked at him, but decided not to ask more.
“Are we close to where the raccoons are?” Asked Cosplay as Fluttershy looked around.
“Yes. This is where their territory is.” Said Fluttershy. “But we must be careful. They don’t like people very much.” She said as Chaotic looked around.
“I don’t want to disturb them. I hope they did not hurt Oreo for being domesticated.” He said as Fluttershy heard something.
“Shhh…” she said as she pointed to the bushes. “We need to crawl. If they see us, we’ll get attacked.” She said as she and Chaotic got on their knees and crawled into the bushes as Cosplay saw Fluttershy’s panties that had a picture of a butterfly on the rear.
(“Cute.”) She said in her head as Fluttershy and Chaotic kept crawling and stopped in the middle of the bush as Fluttershy moved the branches to check as they both looked surprised. Oreo was there with another raccoon, but it was female, and Oreo was humping her.
“Oreo…” Said Chaotic as he was in shock to see his best friend mating with another raccoon.
“Oh, my… I forgot, this is the month where raccoons get in heat.” Said Fluttershy as they both looked at each other and crawled backwards. They came out as they both turned around to the others, but not until an unfortunate branch caught Fluttershy’s shirt.
*RIP*
Fluttershy stopped and started to whimper as Chaotic stopped. “Don’t worry. I packed 10.” He said as Fluttershy smiled a bit.
“Thank you.” She said as she crawled 1st as they both came out they were shocked to see Fluttershy topless as Chaotic pulled a shirt for her as she wore it; it had Classic Amy Rose on it.
“Well? Did you find your pet?” Asked Cosplay as they both looked at each other and nodded.
“Good. Now are you going to get him?” Asked Rarity as they bothered to shake their heads.
“What? We came out here for him.” Said Adagio in an angry tone “Why aren’t you getting him?” She demanded to know as Chaotic looked at Fluttershy.
“Uh… it's apparently… Raccoon’s mating season.” She said that Cosplay, Adagio and Rarity looked horrified, and their eyes widened.
“You mean… he’s and another…” Asked Rarity, Chaotic nodded “Oh my…” She said as they helped Chaotic and Fluttershy up as they all walked away. They all continued walking as Cosplay decided to break the silence.
“Uh… can we ask you some questions?” She asked as Chaotic nodded.
“Sure.”
“Uh… do you have a girlfriend?” Asked Cosplay.
“No.” He answered quickly.
“Why?” Asked Adagio “I mean despite your personality, any girl would be happy with you. (Not to mention horny.”) Thought Adagio secretly.
“*Sign* I know but…”
“But…” Said everyone.
“But… I’m the one that causes the problem.” He said which confuses them.
“Huh?” Said Cosplay.
“It's true that any girl would be happy to be with me but… that’s the problem. I’m too good.” Said Chaotic sadly. “They said I’m too nice to everyone and can’t selfishly say who is the better girl, who is the ugliest and who do I love.” He said sadly as they looked sad for him.
“Well…” Said Rarity “You were raised by 6 wonderful mothers, you were taught to love everyone who is your friend but never your special someone.” She explained as Fluttershy patted his shoulder.
“Well… I believe that there’s someone for you.” She said as Adagio looked at him.
“I feel sorry for you. Not one woman who you have a crush on.” She said as her friends glared at her.
“Well…” They quickly turned to Chaotic “I did have a crush but… it's on a fictional character.” He said as they groaned hearing that. “I mean don’t any of us once had a crush on a cartoon, anime, comic, manga or video game character?” He said as they all look back and blush.
“We did.” They all said Cosplay turned to Chaotic.
“Who was your fictional crush?” She asked as Chaotic blushed.
“Betty Boop.” He said as they snickered hearing that. “What? I love her singing. Also the way she dances.” He said blushing as he turned to them “Now, who's your fictional crush?” he asked them as they looked away in embarrassment.
“Hey…” Said Adagio “You promised us the questions.” She said, Chaotic pouting.
“Alright… but you have to tell me later.” He said.
“Okay…” Said Cosplay as she thought about her question and turned to him “Did you ever once want to know who your real parents are?” She asked as he looked at the moon.
“I did.” He answered, “But… since they threw me in the trash as a baby, I believe my moms are my real parents.” He said as they smiled hearing that “Plus if they do come back and know who my legal guardians are, they will mooch money from me.” He said as they nodded that some people would want money from their children.
“Ok darling. I have a question for myself.” Said Rarity “Was it odd growing up with 6 moms?” She asked.
“I… didn’t think about it when I was young but after meeting someone with 2 dads. I thought it was normal. I mean they’re sisters by blood, but it doesn’t mean incest. They’re good at what they do but raising a baby is something one of them can do. They told me that it took all of them together to babysit a 1-year-old.” He said as he snickered a bit. “They told me that they used duct tape on a diaper since they didn’t know that they were straps on it.” They snickered in learning that 6 great known women once had some problems they couldn’t handle. They all laughed as they talked about mostly what Chaotic knows and what they know.
The Entrance of Virgo’s Love House They made it home after they avoided the security guards and cameras on campus as they went inside.
*Sighs of relief*
They all turned to each other “Who wants hot chocolate?” Asked Chaotic.
“Hot chocolate in summer?” Said Adagio, “I want one.” She said they all went to the kitchen as Chaotic when to make it.
5 Minutes Later Chaotic brought a tray of mugs as they grabbed a cup as Cosplay looked at Chaotic. “Wait… one last question.” She asked.
“Okay.”
“Did your moms tell you about the basement here?” She asked as they also got curious on Chaotic landing what for them is the best room of the house.
“Well… they did tell me, but they didn’t tell me that I was heading for Pony U. They told me about their college days and how they found a basement that was completely abandoned. I mean so much dust that accumulated for at least 80 years, it took them over 3 days to clean everything. I mean it has 6 rooms and a century old fancy bathroom.” He said as Rarity went close to him.
“How fancy?!” She asked as Chaotic paused.
“Uh… Transitional Style.” He said as Rarity’s eyes widened.
“May I-”
“NO WAY!!!” Yelled Adagio and Cosplay as Fluttershy looked at Rarity.
“You’re gonna use a boy’s bathroom?!” She said as Rarity looked at them as she blushed as Chaotic waved his hand.
“I don’t mind but remember to lock the door and ask me ahead of time but do not use my shampoo and liquid soaps.” He said as they looked at him, remembering that he has no sense of shame, but Cosplay realized something.
“Wait… 6 ROOMS?!” She yelled at Chaotic as Rarity also realized it as well.
“Yeah but I’m using one of them.” Said Chaotic “The other 4 but 1 room are empty but I’m taking my time to clean them.” He said as both Cosplay & Rarity went to him.
“PLEASE, let me have one of the rooms!?” they both yelled as Chaotic looked at them.
“Why?” He said.
“WHY?!” they both said, Fluttershy looked confused.
“Wait… 4 but 1 room?” She asked. “One room has something in it?” She asked as Chaotic looked at them but blushed.
“The other room was made into… a room from a Strip Club.” He said as they all looked shocked as they looked at each other. “Uh… remember my godmother, Watchmi.” He said as they nodded “She told me that room was for lovers in Pony U.” He said as they looked shocked to hear that. “We need to disinfect that room and sanitized everything before we can use that room.” He said as they agreed on that and maybe asked their headmistresses about it. “Also why do you two want a room?” He asked as they looked at each other as Cosplay spoke first.
“I want to do what I love to do, making costumes of characters from cartoons, anime, comics, mangas, and video games. I’m an Otaku Seamstress.” She said as Chaotic looked at Rarity.
“I’m just a regular seamstress.” She said as Chaotic shrugged his shoulders.
“Fine… if you don’t mind paying rent.” He said as they were upset to hear that they must pay him “$20 a month.” He said as they paused, realized that he made it cheap.
“Deal!” They both said. Adagio smiled.
“I’m fine with what I got, but Cosplay, what about your dad?” she said as Chaotic looked at her.
“What about her dad?” He asked as Cosplay looked down.
“My dad is making me quit.” She said Chaotic looked confused as well as Fluttershy.
“But why?” She asked as Cosplay drank the chocolate in one gulp.
“Because Pony U gone Co-ed.” She said, “My asshole dad is taking me out because of you, Chaotic. For being a man.” She said, Chaotic frowned upon hearing that.
“That’s not fair.” He said as he looked at Cosplay. “But what about the money? You won’t get a refund.” He said.
“I earned my scholarship, but the payments for my classes won't get my money back.” She said sadly, “My dad doesn’t care since he wants me to marry a rich 49-year-old man.” She said, Chaotic was frowning at hearing that.
“What… that’s not right.” He said as Cosplay started crying and ran to her room. Chaotic looked down. “I wish I could help her.” They looked at him as Adagio and Rarity looked at each other and nodded.
“Get the others.” Said Rarity.
“We need to make a plan.” Said Adagio as Fluttershy went to get the others as Chaotic pulled out his phone.
“I need to make some calls.” He said as he walked away.
At Watchmi’s house Watchmi was in bed with her lover Onyx Heart, naked & using a double tipped dildo as they were thrusting into each other. “OH!!! YES!!!” Screamed Watchmi. “This is what I call an exciting work-up!” She screamed as Onyx Heart was above her thrusting.
“Whoever cums, is washing the dishes for a week!” She yelled. They both didn’t want to lose until.
They both stopped as they looked to see if it was Onyx’s phone. “OH!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?” she yelled angrily as she grabbed her phone and answer without seeing the caller ID. “HELLO?! WHO IS THIS?!”
“Good evening, Godlover Onyx.” Said Chaotic as Onyx quickly changed her attitude to a positive.
“Oh! Hi Chaos!” she said as Watchmi looked surprised. “Why are you calling this late? You usually call early?” Said Onyx as she looked worried “What’s wrong? Did something bad happen!?” she said as Watchmi looked concerned.
“Little Chaos! Are you hurt?!” Asked Watchmi.
“Hey Watchmi! No, I’m not hurt, but I’m sorry for calling you this late, but I need your help. One of my dorm mates told me that her father is going to take her home by force because of me.” He said as they looked at each other, as they didn’t know how to answer that.
“Uh… Chaos…” Said Onyx “Listen, we want to help but…”
“Personal problems are something we can’t deal with.” Finish Watchmi.
“I know but I was hoping for some advice.” Said Chaotic as they heard some crying. “Cosplay?” He said.
“Chaotic… I don’t want to get married to a rich old man!” She yelled “I don't want to be the wife of Rising Stocks!” She said Onyx looked shocked to hear that.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Did you say, ‘Rising Stocks’?!” She yelled as they heard some sniffs
“Who is this?” She asked.
“I’m Onyx Heart. I’m Watchmi’s lover and Little Chaos’ Godfather or God babemama.” She said Cosplay sounded surprised.
“Oh… it's nice to meet you.” She said as Onyx smile
“I believe you saw my picture before and after. Without the bra and with the bra.” She said which surprised Cosplay. “My Watchmi’s bras are legit but I’m getting off track. I work as an investigator or a sleuth.” She said,
“A Sleuth?” Said Cosplay.
“Tell me everything you know about Rising Stocks?” She said,
“I believe we got our help.” Said Chaotic. “Thank you, Godlover Onyx.” He said.
The Next Day Cosplay came out of the dorm house wearing an outfit she made. She was dressed as Tohru from Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid. “Oh… I hope he gets lost.” She said as Rarity came out seeing Cosplay’s outfit.
“Oh my… this is absolutely lovely.” She said, Cosplay smiled
“Thank you. Seamstresses different from you mostly insult my style and work.” She said as Rarity pouted.
“As much as I don’t see eye-to-eye with those shows and games, but I’ll admit, the details on how you made your outfit is amazing.” Said Rarity as they heard a helicopter and saw it coming down. “AHHHH!!! MY HAIR!” Rarity screamed as she ran inside.
“It’s him.” Said Cosplay sadly as it landed as Headmistresses Celestia & Luna came, looking mad as a crowd of students and staff appeared.
“What the hell is going on here?!” Screamed Luna as two men came out: an old yet mature and professional man and another old man but in shabby clothes you see gambling their money away.
“Who are you?” Demanded Celestia as Cosplay went to them.
“The shabby man is my father, and the other man is Rising Stocks.” She said angrily as they looked confused.
“Why are they here?” Asked Luna “We got complaints of the rotors from the helicopter blowing their skirts!” She yelled as Cosplay’s father went to them.
“I heard from your mother that this college is now co-ed.” He said Celestia and Luna looked at each other.
“Yes… it's true but why are you here?” Asked Celestia as she and Luna crossed their arms.
“I’m here to take my daughter back home.” He said as Cosplay hid behind Luna as she noticed Cosplay looking scared and sad.
“I failed to understand. Why are you taking your daughter out? She just started her first semester.” Said Luna as Cosplay’s father sneered at them.
“When I sent my daughter here, I was told this was an all-women’s college and the chances of boys is nil.” He said to them in an angry tone but a person in Pinkie Pie’s mascot outfit appeared with a boombox and started dancing.
Cosplay’s dad started to get annoyed by it “GET LOST!!!” He screamed as the mascot ignored him and continued dancing as 2 more costume mascots (One who looks like a pink unicorn with wings & and the other looks like a black horse with insect-like features) appeared and danced with her. “WHO ARE THEY?!” He yelled angrily.
“The dancing mascots of Pony U.” Said Cosplay as Luna and Celestia looked confused. “Besides, ‘Dad’ why do you care?” She said as her father grabbed her wrist “LET GO! YOU’RE HURTING ME!!!” She screamed as the mascot in Pinkie Pie’s costume danced close to them, snatching Cosplay from her father’s grip and dancing with her.
“GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER!!!” He yelled as the Mascot in Pinkie’s outfit stopped the music, stopped Cosplay’s father, and did a judo throw on her father towards the bushes. GAAHHH!!!” He screamed as the other 2 mascots turned to Rising Stocks.
“This is starting to waste my time. Get in the helicopter, Miss Cosplay, immediately.” He said, Cosplay backed away.
“I’m afraid not!” Yelling a voice, the mascots turned to see a short woman with a huge chest as the mascot in Pinkie Pie’s outfit walked up to her.
“(Chaotic’s Voice) Onyx Heart!” Yelled the mascot as he hugged her as Onyx patted him on the shoulder.
“Hello Chaos, good to see you again.” She said as Chaotic removed his head to see her completely as Onyx gave him a kiss on the forehead. “Happy to see my baby's godkid.” She said which made Chaotic blush.
“Onny… you promise not to call me that.” He said.
“Sorry but I’m happy to see you again.” Said Onyx as she turned to Rising Stocks. “Rising Stocks, you are under arrest for illegal acts of corruption, abuse, surveillance, embezzling, blackmail, and multitude acts of forced marriage.” She said as Rising Stocks stared at her and laughed.
“And what evidence do you have that I have done any of those?” He said as Onyx smirked as she pulled out a flash drive from her sleeve.
“This flash drive contains all the data of your company.” She said, Rising Stocks frowned as 7 men in black suits appeared and surrounded her.
“Then I like my data back, immediately.” He said as Onyx smiled as she turned to Chaotic.
“Chaos, dear. I know I normally fight my own battles, but I can’t let this flash drive get damaged. Would you please be a dear to-”
“I understand.” He said as he put on his mascot head off as Rising Stocks turned to Chaotic.
“So… Pony U has officially gone co-ed.” He said, Chaotic looks silly. “And this… man is nothing but a foolish, immature child.” Chaotic felt offended.
“Well… if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say at all.” He said as Rising Stocks snapped his fingers.
“Break him.” One man attacks Chaotic, but he backs away and kicks Rising Stock’s bodyguard in the face. That shocked everyone in Pony U as Chaotic hopped back.
“Do we really need to fight?” Asked Chaotic, “I don’t want to make a bad image in my 1st semester.” He said as everyone stared at him as Rising Stocks snarled at him, “Also why all this? I mean, I thought it was mostly just convincing Cosplay’s dad to let her stay?” Rising Stocks couldn’t believe what he was hearing.
“Is this person dumb as fuck?” He said. Chaotic pouted hearing that.
“That’s rude, you know?”
“Shut the fuck up! I’m here to take my next wife home!” The crowd gasped in shock as Chaotic looked confused.
“Your wife?” He said, “I’m sorry to say this, but Zesty Gourmand isn’t here.” He said, some laughter that the old bag was married, but Rising Stocks got pissed off and marched towards Chaotic.
“WHO THE HELL IS THAT?! IT'S COSPLAY!” He screamed, which disgusts the women of Pony U as Chaotic was confused.
“What do you mean Cosplay is your wife? That can’t be right, she’s 30 years younger than you or…” He paused and looked at her, “35 years younger.” He said as Cosplay blushed a bit.
“I DIDN’T PAY 10 MILLION TO HER FATHER FOR HER!!!” He yelled as Chaotic punched him square in the face, sending him flying to the feet of the other 2 mascots.
“Sorry, but not sorry.” He said, “But disgusting. Treating people like things to be purchased like objects in a market.” The bodyguards snarled as they pulled out their batons as they charged at Chaotic as he had cheerleader batons as he twirled them with hands “GIVE ME A ‘K’!” He smacked one guard. “Give me a ‘A’!” He smacks another, “Give me a ‘hyphen’!” He yelled as he dodged, as the crowd looked confused. “Give me a ‘P’!” He kicked a bodyguard in the stomach. “Give me an ‘O’!” He jumped back “Give me a ‘W’!” He yelled as he gave them all a roundhouse kick “What’s that spell!” Chaotic yelled while marching in place as Rainbow, Pinkie and Sonata realized what he was spelling.
“KA-POW!!!” they yelled.
“KA-POW! KA-POW! KA-POW!” He yelled as Onyx laughed.
“He may be odd, but he always makes others laugh.” She said as they heard groaning as they turned to see Cosplay’s father getting up from the bushes as he was his future rich son-in-law in handcuffs.
“LET GO OF MY- GGGAAAHHH!!!” He screamed as the other mascot in pink hit Cosplay’s father with a taser as Cosplay’s father fell in the bushes, twitching.
“When does Pinkie own a taser?” Asked Chaotic as Pinkie appeared next to him.
“I don’t own a taser.” She said as Chaotic turned to her.
“Pinkie?” He then notices Sonata with Adagio & Aira “Wait… if you and Sonata are here… then… who are in those costumes?” Asked Chaotic as the 2 costumes mascots stood there. The one in black who had Rising Stocks handcuffs removes her head to reveal a tall woman with pure Black skin, long teal hair, and green eyes. Celestia and Luna gasped at the sight of her as the other mascot removed her head to reveal a tall woman with light pink skin and long hair of 3 colors; dark purple, dark pink and light yellow and light purple eyes which Twilight gasped.
“Long time no see, Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon.” Said the woman with Black skin.
“Hi Twilight.”
“Chrysalis!” Yelled both Celestia and Luna.
“Cadance!” Screamed Twilight happily as she ran to hug her. Chaotic looked at them.
“Nice to meet you.” He said, “You two were good dancers.” Said Chaotic, Chrysalis raised her brow.
“I heard from Spitfire that you are Pony U’s 1st male student and asked her for aid in… confidential help. You made a good name for yourself.” She looked at the unconscious bodyguards “Also a bad one but… given that this is a criminal. I’ll give you some credit.” She said as Cadance and Twilight looked at each other.
“Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake. Clap your hands and do a little shake.” They said as Twilight blushed as she did it in front of Chaotic.
“Oh…” Said Twilight as she covered her face as Chaotic waved to Cadance.
“Nice to meet you.” He said as Cadance looked surprised.
“So this is the male student, Celestia and Luna told me about.” She said, “We cannot let Shining Armor know about you.” Said Cadance as Chaotic looked confused.
“Huh?” He said, Chrysalis coughed.
“Never mind that.” She said and introduced herself to Chaotic “I am Chrysalis. Dean of Crystal Prep and a police officer.”
“And I am Principal Cadance of Crystal Prep.” She said as she introduce herself to Chaotic “I’m also Twilight’s sister-in-law.” Chaotic looked at them.
“Crystal Prep…? The private school full of spoiled snobs who depend on their parents’ money?” He said as Chrysalis smirked.
“He piece together how Crystal Prep’s students’ are.” She said as Cadance frowned hearing that.
“Ugh… I wish I could change their personalities.” Said Cadance as Celestia and Luna walked up to them.
“What are you doing here, Dean Chrysalis?” Question Luna.
“Officer Chrysalis.” Chrysalis corrected her as Onyx walked up. “I got contact from a friend of mine about her getting the information and evidence to get Rising Stocks arrested.” She said as she lifted him up by the arms “He’s been dodging us for years but with the evidence we have, you’re going away indefinitely.” She said as she turned to Cosplay’s dad “Along with every parent who sold their daughter’s to him for money!” She said as police cars came as Chaotic put his mascot head back on. Many police officers came to collect Rising Stocks, along with arresting Rising Stocks’ bodyguards & Cosplay’s dad. “Also we are also collecting all the evidence of your domestic abuse on your wife & daughter, along with selling her to Rising Stocks. Your wife also filed for divorce, so there is no one waiting for a greedy monster like you.” She said as her fellow officers took him away and placed him in the car as Cosplay ran to Chaotic and hugged him.
“Thank you!” She said as Cadance whispered to Twilight.
“Don’t lose your chance. Shining isn’t here to stop you.” She said as Twilight turned red
“CADANCE!!!” She yelled as they heard loud music as Chaotic shaking some maracas.
“Let’s party!” He yelled as Pinkie and Sonata joined him as Chrysalis looked at him dumbfounded and turned to Celestia and Luna.
“Did you choose him as your 1st male student because of his personality or his dancing?” She asked as they turned red in anger towards her.
“His personality.” They both said in sync.
They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rhumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom
Sang Chaotic as he shake his hips as 4 in the crowd shake their hips, head, shoulders and chest. 6 Hours Later Chaotic did his community service for the day as he went back to the basement for something we wanted to have. “Time for a nice hot shower.” He said as he went into the bathroom. Meanwhile, Pinkie and Sonata came out of the kitchen while each holding a cake, the others saw it and Tempest looked annoyed.
“Oh fuck… not another cake eating competition.” She said as they both stick their tongues out.
“Not this time!” Said Sonata.
“As much as it pains us.” Said Pinkie with tears in her eyes. “These cakes are for Chaotic and Cosplay!” She yelled happily. “This cake is for Cosplay. For staying in Pony U and no longer have her bad excuse of a daddy in her life again!” She said as the others hugged Cosplay.
“And this cake is for Chaotic who brought his God Babemama to help get the bad man arrested.” Said Sonata as she smiled, and Cosplay got up.
“I say we should surprise Chaotic 1st.” She said, “I mean if he didn’t call Miss Onyx Heart, I wouldn’t be here with all my friends.” Said Cosplay as Aria smirked.
“Fine. Let’s give the silly idiot his cake.” Spoke Aria as they all went to Chaotic’s basement to see it was empty.
“Where is he?” Said Applejack as she investigated one of the rooms to see nothing. “Empty.” Rarity looked in one.
“Empty but this will be my storage for my clothes.” She said as Rainbow looked at one to see a bed and furniture.
“Found his room.” She said but smirked to do something, but Fluttershy pulled on her ear.
“Do not even think about it.” She said as Starlight investigated one and gasped in shock. Adagio looked to see it was like a private room in a strip club. She pulled her away.
“That happens to be this dorm’s love room. Do not go in there until it's completely sanitized.” She said as Starlight looked confused until Adagio whispered about the origins of that room as she backed away from it. Trixie checked into another room.
“Nothing but I can’t help but blame that we never learn of this basement and get into an ultimate catfight for one of them.” She said as they looked at her. “What? I mean we would get into one for a second room.” They looked at the other door they never opened as Cosplay walked to it to see the doorknob jiggle as the door opened, steam came out to see Chaotic was drying his hair with a towel that covered his view, but he was all natural with music playing.
“Don’t you know that you can Shine, Shine, Shine And together we will Shine, Shine, Shine Be strong and you will Shine, Shine, Shine
All the female roommates' eyes widened in shock as they looked down to see his manhood, which was exactly what Liam described it; Big, long, healthy, strong, and close to his knee. They all gasped as Chaotic stopped drying as he removed the towel and saw no one. “Huh… I thought someone was here… Nah! They wouldn’t barge in without knocking.” He said as he went in his room as they all came out of the sudden hiding places they made, and all ran to their rooms to scream but do their hobbies to forget immediately, if they can.
1 Hour Later Chaotic was in the dining room waiting as he was eating a frozen pizza being heated up, alone. “Huh… I wonder where the others are?” He said as he pull his phone out and went to the chat group of Virgo’s Love House. Chaotic texted to them when they were coming to eat but all he got was ‘I’m on a diet’, ‘I’ll eat later’, & ‘I’m not hungry’. Chaotic got a bit sad but maybe think it’s only a one-time thing as he went to his room.
Twilight’s Dream Twilight dressed as a librarian and was being given a missionary by Chaotic on a stack of books.
Rarity’s Dream Rarity tied up in a rope bondage as she was being hung from the waist as Chaotic was giving her a force blowjob.
Rainbow Dash’s Dream Rainbow was making out with Chaotic inside of a private shower in the gym as he was holding her as Rainbow wrapped her legs around his waist as he fucked her.
Fluttershy’s Dream Fluttershy was naked and screaming in pleasure as Chaotic did her Doggy Style in the middle of the forest.
Applejack’s Dream Applejack was naked inside a barn, blindfolded as Chaotic gave her a Full Nelson Anal.
Trixie’s Dream Trixie was inside a magician’s magic box, along with a magician’s outfit. Her top was pull down exposing her breast as she was latching on to Chaotic as he was fucking her pussy.
Starlight’s Dream Starlight was inside an expensive suite as she was being ass-fucked by Chaotic as she was being pressed on the window wall, exposing her naked self above the city.
Adagio’s Dream Adagio was on the beach of an isolated island as she was being fucked by Chaotic in the Seashell position as they tongue kiss each other.
Aria’s Dream Aria was screaming happily, she was on her back as between her legs as Chaotic had her in the piledriver position.
(ALL) “CHAOTIC! I LOVE YOU!”
All of them woke up in shock as they screamed in their pillows except for Cosplay, Pinkie Pie, Sonata Dusk and Fizzlepop Berrytwist, they were masturbating. Chaotic had Oreo in his room as he was sleeping but a tear escaped from his eye.
Location: UNKNOWN Grand Pride was waiting in a room as a man appeared in a trench coat and hat that cover his face. "I take it you are Deep Research?" asked Grand Pride.
"(Deep Disguise Voice) I am. Why have you hired me for?" He asked as Grand Pride pull a picture of Chaotic.
"I wish to hired you for your service. To search for this person's birth parents." He said, Deep Research narrowed his eyes.
"You call me for my service to find this man's parents?" He said angrily.
"Listen, this man has been a pain in my ass." He said and pulled a pictures of Chaotic's moms. "He's adopted by these lusty sisters and he's the only thing cockblocking me from happy lust!" He yelled at Deep Research rolled his eyes.
"Of course and you want to find his birth parents to get some hot asses." He said as Grand Pride gave him a check of $10,000 "Ugh... fine... I'm in need for cash." Said Deep Research took the check. "It will take time." He said
"Just DO IT!" Yelled Grand Pride as he walked away.
"Fine... just go pleasure yourself with a blow-up doll." Said Deep Research as he pulled a file from his coat showing a picture of Chaotic but as an child. "You're not the only one who wants to know his birth parents." He said as he walked away into the shadows.
Deep Research was in his personal office, on his laptop, to search for any information and data on Chaotic. He looked at the evidence he collected and got a DNA sample from him. “Chaotic… is the only name that was written on a discarded greasy napkin when his mothers found him.” He said as he got up and looked out the window. “6 Years, I’ve been looking for any evidence of his folks and found nothing.” He said grimly as he could remember the case that started it all.
Flashback, 6 Years Later Deep Research was driving in a calm neighborhood as he witnessed a teenager boy running away with a raccoon in his arms from an angry mob of teenage girls in swimsuits. “Poor bastard… he must have peek in their locker room to steal their underwear.” He said but remember what that teen had in his arms “What’s with the raccoon doll?” He wandered to park near a house that had a sign that said, ‘Beware of Raccoon’. “Beware of Raccoons?” He read. He walked up to the door and knocked on it.
“Coming.” said a female voice. The door opened to reveal a woman in her 30s with Scarlet Skin, Emerald eyes, and purple hair in the style of a Butterfly Haircut in casual work clothes, a voluptuous body and I-Cup chest. “Oh! Are you Mr. Deep Research?” She asked as he nodded.
“Yes, I am. Are you one of my clients?” Asked Deep Research as she nodded.
“Yes, I’m one of your clients. My name is Home Care. Please come in.” She said, inviting Mr. Research in. Deep Research examined the room. It was a nice and common household to hold at least 10 people. He noticed the pictures of her and others that looked identical to her and noticed another picture with a young man with a raccoon on his shoulders.
“Wait, a moment…” Spoke Deep Research “That young man…”
“Chaotic?” He turned to see Home Care. “Have you seen Chaotic?” Asked Home Care as Deep Research nodded.
“I have. He was being chased by a mob of teenage girls while holding a raccoon plush.” He said, Home Care shook her head.
“That’s a real raccoon. His pet, Oreo.” Deep Research widens his eyes in shock. “Also, there was a pool party for only girls around the neighborhood. My son’s pet left the house and crashed the party.” Explained Home Care. “Chaotic chased after Oreo and must have destroyed some things on his way to catch Oreo, enraging nearly every girl there. It’s kind of common with my son causing some trouble when they least expect it.” She said as she poured a cup of tea for Deep Research.
“Thank you, Miss Care. Now, I wish to understand why you wish to hire me?” He asked. Home Care pulled an old photo of Chaotic as a kid and gave it to him.
“I wish to hire you to search for Chaotic’s birth parents.” Answered Home Care as Deep Research looked confused.
“I’m sorry but… can you give me more information, please?” He asked “I see that you and your sisters are very attached to Chaotic. I mean why do you wish to be rid of him?” Asked Deep Research as Home Care shook her hands in disagreement.
“Oh no! Let me explain in detail.” She said, “We all adore our son but… sometimes he secretly wonders who his father is or why he doesn’t have one.” Explained Home Care “We all wonder about it but unfortunately, we don’t know which hospital he’s from nor who his birth parents are.” She said, “My sisters and I hired you to find them.” She explained that Deep looked a bit uneasy.”
“If I find them, are you going to give him back to his birth parents?” He asked.
“It’s not our decision, it's Chaotic’s choice to who he wishes to be.” Answered Home Care as Deep Research put some thought into it.
“Very well.” Said Deep Research “I’ll try my best in finding any information about Chaotic and his birth parents. Given that you once found him as an infant in an alley, any one of the 3 hospitals in the city have his birth records.” He finished his tea and got up. “I’ll do my best to find out who his birth parents are.” Said Deep Research as he left Home Care’s home.
End of Flashback Deep Research poured himself a glass of scotch as his office door opened to see a woman with Candy red hair in a bun, Caramel brown skin, and Mint Green eyes, (EE Cup) in a revealing nightgown as she came in. “Honey…” She said as Deep looked at her.
“Pristine.” He said as she smiled at him.
“Come to bed, dear.” Begged Pristine. “I miss you…” She said, Deep Research sighed sadly.
“*Sad Sigh* I’m sorry honey. I was hired by the asshole headmaster you constantly speak badly about.” Said Deep which angered her.
“That piece of shit, fucking asshole who is a perverted shit I wish to poison with a homemade chemical formula for laxatives!!! Why baby!? Why did you accept a request from him?!” She whined, Deep sighed as he showed the file he was holding.
“It’s your university’s newest male student.” Explained Deep as Pristine was surprised by Deep Research’s file.
“The newest male student?!” She said as Deep looked down.
“I’ve been searching for his birth parents for 6 years but found nothing.” He said sadly. “Maybe I should return that check that prick gave me.” He said as he pulled out the check in his coat pocket. Pristine looked at it and smirked.
“This is out of his bank account, right?” She asked, Deep nodded.
“I had the bank check it out before I deposit it and they said it's legit.” He answered. Pristine looked at it and smiled.
“Don’t worry, handsome. I’ll help with finding his birth parents. For a price.” She said as Deep handed her the check. “Not accepting money.” Deep looked at her and smiled.
“Alright… just for you, Chemicals.” Said Deep smiling, he lifted her in his arms.
“Fuck me hard.” She said,
One Night of fucking later (Author’s Note: Sorry but the future sex scenes will be Chaotic and any other girl or girls. So use your imagination, )
Morning has come, Both Deep Research & Pristine Chemicals were in bed as he was holding his wife in his arms while groping her chest. “Ugh…”
“Morning Deeply.” Said Pristine as she kissed him on the lips.
“Morning honey.” He said as Pristine freed herself from Deep Research’s arms and grabbed her laptop.
“I’ll ask my nurse friends if they can get me access to some DNA samples of their patients.” She said, “We’ll complete the mystery of Chaotic.” Pristine Chemicals said confidently as Deep Research saw her walk out naked.
“That’s why I married her. For her brain, not her ass.” He muttered to himself, happily.
1 Month Later Pristine was on her laptop in the studies as she looked horrified. “Oh no…” She said as she heard knocking. “Yes?” Answer Pristine, Deep Research came in.
“Pristine, I got you that fancy coffee you like from your café.” He said as he noticed his wife’s expression. “What’s wrong?” He asked, Pristine Chemicals turned to her.
“I… I… I discovered Chaotic’s parents.” She said which confused her husband.
“Then… Why do you look horrified?” He asked as Mrs. Chemicals turned to him.
“This discovery has disturbing news. Very disturbing news.” She said which confused Deep Research. “These… people are… Chaotic’s birth parents.” Pristine Chemicals revealed it to her husband as he saw their pictures on screen. His eyes widened in shock.
“No… Not him…” He said as Pristine nodded.
“The Mega Player, Womanizer, and Heartbreaker to women.” She said. “That fucking bastard, *CENSORED*.”
“And Chaotic’s birth mother is *BLEEP*.” Said Deep Research “The very same woman who tried to kill Chaotic at the age of 12. This also explains why she screamed at the police precinct that bastard of *CENSORED* should be killed.” He said as Pristine turned to him.
“SHE SCREAMED THAT?!” She yelled as Deep looked down.
“The police couldn’t believe what she said was true, due to *CENSORED* left the city and been off radar for over 8 years.” He explained. “I’ve even had many police requests to have him arrested for taking money from the women he slept with.” Pristine sighed.
“If Chaotic knows his father is a mega playboy and his mother was the same woman that tried to kill him, he’ll have a mental breakdown and emotional shutdown.” She said which concerns Deep Research.
“Oh… that kid’s mothers will not like the results.” He said as Pristine looked at her laptop and frowned.
“He is nothing like his father.” She said to Deep “He was raised by 6 smart women.”
“And was taught by the best.” Said Deep but he crossed his arms “I fear what his father would do to Chaotic if he found out that he had a bastard. He might do anything to get rid of Chaotic in any way.” Pristine snarled.
“That asshole… I hope Chaotic never asks about him.” She said “For all we know, he has no father.”
The Next Morning Chaotic was making some breakfast as came in with something new, homemade breakfast bars. “I hope the girls love these new breakfast bars. I made Apple Cinnamon, Honey Crisp, Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawberry Cream. Oh… maybe I went too far on the favors?” He wondered as he went to place another tray of bars with the rest and went back to get the rest from the kitchen. What Chaotic didn’t know, Cosplay watching Chaotic from the corner, along with the others.
“Okay! He went back into the kitchen! Grabbed the bars and go to our classes!” She said as they all ran into the dining room and grabbed whichever breakfast bars they like as they place them in their bags.
“This is plumb silly.” Said Applejack “Why are we doing this?”
“Can you look at Chaotic in the eyes without imagining him naked?” Said Rainbow, which Rarity turned red and shook her head rapidly.
“No, we can’t, darling! I mean… I can’t stop thinking of his… his…” Rarity turned red and got smacked on the ass by Adagio.
“Just say it, his elephant’s trunk cock. What he has makes our personal dildos worthless.” She said, which got her glares, but Aria spoke.
“Don’t you dare judge any of us? Nearly every woman on this campus has their own pleasure toy. It’s natural and besides, your own hands can’t satisfy yourself all the time. Besides, this isn’t the old days where women are supposed to be pure maidens.” She said as they groaned.
“You didn’t have to remind us.” Said Fluttershy since she’s embarrassed about she too masturbates. They heard some humming and freaked out as they grabbed their bars and ran as Pinkie pulled a note from her cleavage and place it on the table. Chaotic came out happily and saw his bars were gone.
“Huh? Where are the breakfast bars go?” He wondered as he found a note.
“A woman thing?” He said as he realized what it was. “Oh… they’re having their periods. I better respect their actions because my moms said that any woman having a period will have mood swings and hunger.” He said. He grabbed one of his fresh breakfast bars and bit it. “I hope they don’t take their anger out on me.”
Everyone devoured their breakfast before he could talk to them.
Pinkie and Sonata ran to the bathrooms that haven’t been unisex for him.
Twilight hid from Chaotic in the library.
Rainbow and Applejack ran to the girls’ locker room as Chaotic went to talk to them.
Trixie grabbed Starlight’s arm and dropped her smoke bombs to escape when Chaotic surprised them.
Adagio and Aria hid within the campus pool as Chaotic was looking for them.
Chaotic was starting to feel depressed, he was outside eating his lunch but slowly. It has been nearly a month since his dormmates periods but… normally it would take certain amount of days but… he started to feel like he was being ignored and avoided by his dormmates for no reason. “*SIGH*”
“What’s wrong?” Chaotic turned around to see Saffron Masala, Derpy, Lightning Dust, Gilda & a woman he hadn’t met yet. “Oh!” Chaotic cleared his throat and wipe the tears in his eyes “Sorry about that. I didn’t mean to make a scene.” He said as Derpy walked up.
“Actually, Lyra and Sweetie Drops asked us since they’re afraid you’ll take their girlfriend from them.” She said and pointed behind for Chaotic to see 2 girls holding hands while waving at hm.
“This is their make out spot.” Said Saffron.
“Oh…” He said and got up “Sorry about that.” He said while gathering his stuff and walked off as they followed him. They followed him to a different location under a tree.
“Sorry, but we have to move you.” Said Derpy, Gilda walked up.
“What are you crying about?” Asked Gilda “I mean you are kind of a cheerful guy that’s impossible to hurt.” Chaotic wipe away his tears, he turned to them.
“I’m sorry but… my friends in Virgo’s Love House have been voiding me lately.” He said as Lightning smirked.
“Did you something to get them pissed off?” She asked.
“I don’t know. It happened during the day where Cosplay’s dad got arrested for his crimes.” He said which they remembered that day, a month ago.
“Yeah, it was a big shocker.” Said Gilda “Never thought the police would come to arrest old men.”
“Yeah… after that. They haven’t been down to dinner I’ve made. I mean I nearly wasted all the meals I’ve made. They’ve been taken them as leftovers for lunch.” Said Chaotic. “I never get to hang out with them, I thought their periods would end already.” He spoke out which made the girls looked shocked at him. “I’ve asked my moms for advice.”
“Ah…” They said as the unknown girl stepped up to him.
“Listen Mr. Chaotic. My name is Suri Polomare (D-Cup) and I have an idea to help with you with your dormmates problems.” She said with a smirk. Chaotic looked confused.
“Really?” He asked as Suri smiled.
“Of course but.,. I need something from you.” They raised their brows, finding Suri’s actions suspicious.
“What is it?”
“An outfit of your clothes.” She said as they looked her with confused expressions. “I’m in the fashion course and since you’re the 1st male student in the campus. I need some male’s clothing to make an interesting finals project.” She said which Chaotic looked at her.
“Uh… why don’t you just by them at the store or online?” Asked Chaotic, Suri sat on his leg which anger the others around him.
“Simple answer, this college was previously an all-women’s college. So… asking for male clothes is a bit… odd to be delivered.” She said.
“Unless their unisex.” He said.
“True but it has to be male only clothes.” She said as she got close as Gilda and Lightning grabbed her by the arms and tossed her off Chaotic.
“Get off him, you perv!” Said Gilda as Saffron walked up to him,
“Listen, I suggest you head back to your room. Let us women manage this problem.” Spoke Saffron, Chaotic looked at them.
“Okay… I’ll trust you but I will draw the line on any harm comes to them.” He said to them “Especially mental harm that causes trauma.” He said in a threatening tone which made Suri backed away, seeing that he’s no pushover unlike his last fight.
“Deal. Just promise me a set of your clothes.”
“They’ll be clean.” Said Chaotic as he walked away “Because I don’t know if you’ll smell them.” He said which made Suri turned red and the others snickered at her.
Virgo’s Love House, Stripper Room All of Chaotic’s roommates were cleaning the room and disinfecting the pole while Aria was using an Ultraviolet flashlight to find any… climax spots. “Ugh… why was this room made?” Asked Aria as she sprayed a spot with hot disinfecting water.
“If you asked me. Ah say that this was made before Celestia and Luna’s time here because Ah’ve found a book of customers that had. I think it was at least 90 years ago.” Said Applejack.
“What makes you say that?” Asked Starlight as Applejack showed a page of a very detail drawn dick.
“Whoa… someone had talent as an artist.” Said Sunset which shocked them shock.
“Why are we here again?” Asked Pinkie.
“Hiding from Chaotic like pussies.” Answered Adagio which got her glares. “Face it bitches. We’re avoiding and hiding from him like little girls those students at the All-Men Stallion University thinks of us.” Spoke Adagio, they all groaned in hearing that falsehood except for Cosplay.
“*Sigh* Face it girls. We are pussies because we’re scared of Chaotic. I mean after seeing his… cock… none of us can look him in the eyes or talk to him.” She said sadly which made them feel like a disgrace to women.
“Ugh…” Said Aria “We’re grown women who secretly watch porn on websites and have magazines with naked men! How are we frightened by the only guy in the college?!” She yelled angrily.
“Its because those men aren’t real! Or should I say they’re not in close contact.” Said Tempest “I mean who here has enter in a stripe club? Seeing some good male dancers?” They didn’t say anything “I thought so… I mean I haven’t gone to one but porn sites I have seen before my hatred of men. We’ve all seen porn sites, even you Rarity.” Said Tempest angrily which made Rarity look away with red face.
“A lady… wouldn’t… admit something… vulgar…” She said which also made Fluttershy look away in shame.
“Sorry Shy but… we know about the animal anthro porn.” Said Sonata which Fluttershy covered her face as she hugged her. Twilight took her glasses off and smacked herself.
“This is a problem we’ll have to solve before its gets out of hand.” Spoke Twilight “I mean I think I have a solution but… it won’t be solved.” She said while Rainbow laughed.
“Please… if it doesn’t involve smarts, I’ll do it.” Boasted Rainbow.
“Also with the Great and Powerful Trixie!” She yelled.
“What is the solution, Twilight?” Asked Starlight.
“… Chaotic has to see all of us naked.” She said which made them twitch and dropped what they had.
“WHAT?!” “NO WAY!” “ARE YOU MAD?!”
Twilight was being bombarded with angry questions and complains.
“There is no way I’m stripping in front of Chaotic!!!” Screamed Tempest angrily
“I never thought you would think of such a perverted answer!” Said Adagio which made Twilight clean the fog off her lens.
“I’m sorry but we saw him naked by accident and I thought we should recreate an accident like what we did. I mean he came in by accident when he saw Gilda, Lightning, and Dash naked.” Said Twilight which made Rainbow blushed in embarrassment.
“I thought you vow to never talk about it.” She said while snarling as Twilight stopped her.
“I know but we could tell Chaotic that we had accidentally came in to his room without knocking and saw him came out of the shower.” She suggested which all of them reacted by saying that they can’t talk to him because they visualized him naked even if he’s wearing clothes, but they all started to imagine Chaotic wearing clothes (Rarity is imagining Chaotic in the fanciest suit). “And try not to visualized him naked.” Said Twilight which made all of them groan as their imagination of Chaotic’s clothes shatters, making him all natural.
“Thanks a lot Sparkle.” Said Trixie “Now it got even harder not to think about his cock.” Sonata and Pinkie surrounded Twilight.
“Are you thinking, what I’m thinking Pinks?” Asked Sonata.
“Of course, Dusky.” Said Pinkie “Twilight is always thinking of Chaotic’s dick.” She said which shocked Twilight “The size, the inches…” She said as Twilight spazzed out.
“Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh.” Twilight said, which got her glares.
“I guess even eggheads are perverts along with the rest of us.” Said Aria, which got them all to groan. Before they could do anything, they heard a door opening as they covered their mouths as Fluttershy tipped-toed to see Chaotic going to his room.
“(Hushed Voice) Chaotic… is here!” She yell which made them jumped. Chaotic came out with a bag. He grabbed a soda from the fridge.
*KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK*
Chaotic opened went to his door and opened it to see Saffron Masala & Derpy. “Oh! Hello!” Chaotic said happily, while the basement’s design amazed Saffron and Derpy.
“Wow…” Said Derpy. “I heard from Rainbow who complained about listening to Rarity’s whining that you got an entire basement and 6 rooms to yourself.” She said which Rarity, who was hiding in the Stripper Room, looked at Rainbow Dash with an angry stare as Rainbow laughed nervously. Saffron looked around and noticed the spies in the basement and smirked.
“Say… Chaotic…” He turned to her. “May we wait here to wait for the others?” Asked Saffron, which confused Chaotic, Derpy, and the girls’ spying.
“Why?” Asked Chaotic.
“Yeah, why?” Derpy reply.
“Oh… you know, girl things; comparing our chest sizes, our butts, our weight and needs.” Said Saffron, which shock Chaotic, along with Derpy and the girls spying.
“Uh… okay…” Said Chaotic as he backed away, feeling uncomfortable. “Just promise me you don’t enter my room.” He said as Saffron nodded.
“Of course, I would never enter a man’s room. Without being invited.” She added, “Also, my father would never like me to be attached to a man he never met.” Said Saffron as Derpy smiled.
“I won’t enter a man’s room without permission.” She said as Chaotic waved but stopped.
“Also, if you see them… Please, tell them… I’m sorry for what I did.” He said sadly and left. Derpy frown hearing that as Saffron got mad.
“Alright you spying bitches… COME OUT NOW!” she screamed angrily as the door opened and they all fell over on top of each other. Which surprised Derpy to see them here.
“How did you know?” she asked as Saffron place her hands on her hips.
“I saw the opened door when we came in.” answered Saffron. “You will now tell me, why the fuck are you all ignoring Chaotic?!” she yelled angrily, which made them flinch in fear. Derpy looked at Saffron and remember how Chaotic was sad and depressed. She got mad and cross her arms.
“Yeah! Fluttershy, Pinkie and Sonata!” Yelled Derpy, which got their attention. “You were getting along with Chaotic and told us how nice, fun, & sweet Chaotic was! Why are you ignoring him? Has he done something horrible?” Questioned Derpy, which made them feel guilty about it. Tempest growled as she got up and push off the girls off her back.
“Ugh… alright… I’ll talk, I’ll talk.” She said which Saffron and Derpy glared at her.
“Well, look whose talking.” Said Saffron.
“The reason we all are being cold to Chaotic is… we all something we shouldn’t have seen.” Answered Tempest which Derpy frowned at her.
“‘Something you shouldn’t have seen?’ What did you all see?” Said Derpy “I mean what kind of nonsense are you saying?!” she yelled at them.
“It better not be something stupid.” Said Saffron which got their attention. “For example, you left your dirty laundry where he accidentally picked it up, he eat your favorite ice cream that you place in the back of the freezer?”
“Or worst, he saw any of you naked?”
“He already did.” Said Tempest which made Saffron and Derpy looked shock as the others looked at her “He didn’t get a boner after I flash Rarity at him or Rainbow Dunce and her gals laze around waiting for their clothes in the washing machine.” She said as Rarity growled at her.
“You had to tell them that?!” She said angrily “Don’t tell anyone, please.”
“Okay…” Said Derpy.
“This is getting to ridiculous.” Said Saffron “If Chaotic didn’t do any of those and the naked part is a shocker. Why are you avoiding him?! I mean its not like…” She stopped for a bit as her eyes widen in shock “Oh… my… goodness…” She looked at them “You all… YOU ALL SAW HIM NAKED!!!” She yelled at them which made the girls flinched as Derpy gasped and covered her mouth.
“Perverts.” She said as Pinkie ran up to her.
“It was an accident!” She yelled “I mean we didn’t mean to see him came out of the shower while drying his hair to see his mammoth-size-” Sonata covered Pinkie’s mouth as Saffron and Derpy turn red.
“Did you say…”
“Mammoth-size…” They both looked at each other and frown.
“Rara was right…” They both said which AJ flinch hearing that.
“To his knees…” Said Derpy who started to smile.
“Big… and healthy…” Drooled Saffron as Adagio, Aria, Rainbow and Applejack snapped their fingers at them.
“HEY!” They all snapped out of their daze and looked at them.
“You’re talking about our problem with Chaotic, not his cock.” Said Starlight who was red talking about it.
“Sorry but this is a problem for you and the college.” Said Derpy which concern Twilight.
“What do you mean?” Asked Twilight.
“You haven’t been reading the Watch Me Shake The News. They mostly say about how you girls have been ignoring and avoiding Chaotic. Celestia and Luna are thinking of either sending Chaotic to a different Dorm House or worst, he’s thinking of dropping out!” Said Saffron which shocked them.
“Oh no…” Said Sonata who started bawling as Pinkie hugged her.
“Chaotic will move out or leave because he thinks we don’t like him…” she said while joining Sonata in crying. Saffron snapped her fingers.
“It’s not too late to talk to him.” She said, “I have a way to help you, but you all have to agree to it with no complaining nor arguments.” Saffron spoke which made them a bit, but Fluttershy walked up to her.
“Okay… I’ll do it.” She said which made the others agreed as well. Derpy looked confused.
“What is the solution, you have?” She said, Saffron smirked and shushed her.
“My surprise for them.” She said which made Derpy looked concern.
Later Chaotic came in the Dorm House holding a big bag, only to be surprised by Derpy and 2 girls he met but… it was during when they were cheering for him. “Oh! Derpy! And… Flitter and Cloudchaser?” He said which got him thumbs up.
“I’m surprised you know us.” Said Cloudchaser (DD-Cup).
“Well… you and nearly every other student here kissed my face for getting Zesty Gourmand to go on vacation.” He said which made them blushed.
“It was our gratitude for you. I mean you made a good impression on everyone, and it made us happy to see that you’re not a pervert.” Said Flitter (DD-Cup) which made Chaotic looked annoyed.
“You know women can be perverts to.” He said, “I’ve seen that one with the camera taking pictures of Sweetie Drops and Lyra making out.” They all laughed nervously.
“That was Photo Finish… she’s the only one who takes perfect pictures of everything.” Said Derpy.
“And somehow, she took a picture of your disaster on your 1st day managed to win her a contest for $1000. Somehow… lucky her.” Complain Cloudchaser.
“Is it awkward or ironic?” Asked Chaotic as they gave a so-so gesture. “Oh… So… why are you here? I mean I didn’t invite you or wasn’t told about invited guests.” He said as Derpy smile.
“Oh, its simple.” She said, “We’re here to spend time with you while your dorm mates are away.” Answered Derpy which confused Chaotic.
“Huh?” as Cloudchaser & Flitter grabbed his arms and dragged him to his room.
“We’re going to play until your friends come back from their… session.” Said Cloudchaser.
“Session? A session for a period?” He asked, “Because I went to a pharmacy store and bought a lot of boxes for their needs.” Said Chaotic which Derpy noticed the bag and looked in it and blush.
“Uh… who told you to buy a lot of Tampons?” She asked which made Cloudchaser and Flitter stopped and looked at him.
“That Suri lady, why?” He asked which made Derpy smiled.
“Oh… no reason.” She said, “Suri is so fuckin’ dead when Rarity gets her hands-on her.”
Location: Campus Yoga Studio The Yoga Studio of Pony U, where any woman can go to relieve themselves of stress, a windowless building where it’s impossible for an intruder and pervert can place any cameras inside without being seen by the hidden security cameras and air vents small for a baby. The door to the building had a sign that read ‘Closed for Private Use’ Twilight and the others came but were fanning themselves. “How come I’ve never been here?” Said Twilight.
“It involves exercise that doesn’t involve the brain.” Said Adagio “That’s why.” They wonder as Saffron came with another woman who Fluttershy knows personally. “Tree Hugger?” Said Fluttershy who Tree Hugger (FF-Cup) smiled and wave at her.
“Radical to see you again, Fluttershy.” She said. “Sister Saffron here asked me to help you and your roomies to clear your chakras of your bummer vibes.” Answered Tree Hugger which confused them but Fluttershy.
“Ugh… what the hell is she saying?” Said Aria.
“You all have a problem with Chaotic and we’re here to help you.” Said Saffron which made them concern.
“How can Tree Hugger can help us?” Asked Rainbow.
“Hot Yoga.” She answered which confused them.
“What?” Said Applejack.
“You all know regular yoga on magazines, videos and gyms.” Explained Saffron “But Hot Yoga is an exercise where you all exercise in a humid, high temperature environment, making it easier to sweat. It’s a popular form of exercise.”
“Yeah… its where you all sweat out the negative vibes and be with one with yourself.” Spoke Tree Hugger as Saffron pointed to the locker rooms.
“Go change and we’ll start.” Said Saffron as they went in, both her and Tree Hugger looked at each other and nodded. Twilight and the others started undressing as they opened the lockers with their names on it to see nothing inside.
“What the fuck?!” Said Aria as she looked around and feel around for clothes as they all looked around.
“There are no clothes!” yelled Rarity as she looked around the other lockers while covering herself.
“Uh… should we remind her we’re all girls here?” Said Sonata. Pinkie shrugged her shoulders. Adagio looked at the ceiling and posters.
“No hidden cameras… what are those two thinking?” She said while looking around as Applejack march out with no clothes on.
“I’m gonna find out myself, even if I’m in the nude!” She yelled angrily as she kicked the door open, “Alright, Tree and Saffron! What in Land’s Sakes are them lockers em-” She turned to them and looked shocked “JUMPING JEHOSHAPHAT!!!” Screamed AJ. The others came out to see why Applejack screamed.
“What’s wrong- *GASP*” freaked Cosplay. They all witnessed Saffron Masala & Tree Hugger were holding yoga mats, naked. All of them stared at Saffron & Tree Hugger, but some were mostly staring at Tree Hugger’s cooch bush.
“When do you shave?” Said Sunset.
“Never. My body is how life made it.” Said Tree Hugger while some were covering their privates and chests.
“What’s going on Saffron?” Said Cosplay.
“I thought we’re doing Hot Yoga?” Said Sunset.
“Not some sort of Porno-version Yoga!” Yelled Starlight, which offended Saffron, but Tree Hugger spoke out.
“Hey… no need to claim false accusations. Saffron is doing her homeland’s Hot Yoga.” Said Tree Hugger “In her homeland, the heat of the sun is too harsh to be out too long. So the women there made a private building where they did Hot Yoga with no clothes to prevent them from staining their clothes from their sweat.” She explained which made them looked at Saffron.
“My homeland has different ways than here.” She explained, “Also, this is to help all of you with your problem.” Which made them look away as Tree smiled.
“This will rekindle the bond you had with that roomie of yours.” She said but frown “His chakras are off balance.” Explained Tree. They all looked down as Trixie walked up.
“Alright, but promise us that no one else knows about this?” She asked as Tree nodded.
“Of course, this is the first time of All-Natural Hot Yoga. I’m really feeling the vibes of freedom of being one with nature itself.” She said, which made them uncomfortable.
“As long as Celestia, Luna and the other teachers don’t find out.” Said Saffron, “I don’t think they’ll accept this.” She said while passing the yoga mats to them as they place them down and noticed each other’s… pussies.
(“Feels weird since we’re not in the bathhouse.”) They all thought in their heads as they prepare to copy what Saffron and Tree Hugger will say and pose, unaware of the spy and her capture.
“Rarity will never feel such humiliation.” Laugh Suri as her captive was tied up and muzzled. “Oh shut up. This is part of my prank.” She laughed.
“Before we pose, we do some stretches.” Said Saffron as they all stretched their limbs.
(Author’s Note: I’m not an expert on yoga forms, so no pictures but I did get some examples from a manga involving monster girls trying to lose weight but keep failing due to some additions or… delays. So look up the poses and remember, they’re all doing Hot Yoga, naked. So imagine one or all of them doing yoga poses.)
Malasana (Garland Pose)
Ananda Balasana (Happy Baby Pose)
Utkatasana (Chair Pose)
Dandasana (Staff Pose)
Adho Mukha Svanasana (Downward-Facing Dog Pose)
Vrksasana (Tree Pose)
Virabhadrasana 1 (Warrior Pose 1)
Utthita Trikonasana (Triangle Pose)
Natarajasana (Dancer Pose)
Vyaghrasana (Tiger Pose)
Chandrasana (Half Moon Pose)
Virabhadrasana 3 (Warrior Pose 3)
Padangushthasana (Big Toe Pose)
Uttana Shishosana (Extended Puppy Pose)
Svarga Dvijasana (Bird of Paradise Pose)
Utkata Konasana (Goddess Pose)
Prasarita Padottanasana 1 (Wide Legged Forward Bend Pose 1)
Virasana (Hero Pose)
Salamba Bhujangasana (Sphinx Pose)
Bitilasana (Cow Pose)
Shavasana (Corpse Pose)
“Ahh… Tell me sisters of Pony U… How do you all feel?” Asked Tree Hugger as some were panting (Mostly Twilight), while some were drenched in their own sweat while Fluttershy was in the zone.
“I feel amazing.” Said Fluttershy “I should do Hot Yoga more often.” Twilight was on her mat, panting for air.
“I thought yoga was supposed to be relaxing?” She complained as Saffron looked at them.
“Are you ready to talk to Chaotic?” She asked. They all sighed, even if they’re relaxed and loss some weight but talking to him was something else.
“Aww… you poor pussies.” They all got up and turned to where they heard the voice to see Suri came out, but she was in her underwear.
“SURI!!!” Screamed Rarity in anger as some covered themselves but some noticed Suri’s unexpected stripping.
“WHAT?! ITS HOT IN HERE!” She screamed at them, only to see Chaotic tied up.
*GASP* They were all shock and covered themselves except for Tree Hugger who was in a daze.
“HOW COULD YOU?!” Yelled Fluttershy angrily as Suri march towards them.
“What? Show this young man, a slice of female paradise?” She said while smirking. “I mean I heard everything and tricked this sucker to watch against his will.” As Suri bragged, Tree Hugger walked to Chaotic and noticed something wrong.
“Hey… This isn’t a dude! This is a dudette!” Yelled Tree Hugger as she removed the wig to reveal it was Colorature in Chaotic’s clothes and gagged.
“RARA!” Screamed Applejack, she ran to her, ungagged and untied her.
“Thanks AJ… Now if you excuse me… I’M GONNA TEAR THAT BITCH A NEW ASS!!!” She screamed in rage and tackled Suri to beat her up.
“Don’t forget about me, darling!” Yelled Rarity as she joined in the catfight.
“I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!” Yelled Aria “SURI FUCKING WITH US!!!”
“YEAH!” yelled Rainbow “WHAT IF CHAOTIC SAW US NAKED?! I MEAN SURE HE’S OKAY WITH SEEING A WOMAN NAKED BUT IT DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T MESS WITH US!!!”
“YEAH! IF SHE ACTUALLY DID TIED UP CHAOTIC AND FORCE HIM TO WATCH US, HE’LL BE INCOMFORTABLE TO TALK TO US!!!” Screamed Pinkie.
“HE’LL AVOID US AND MAKING EXCUSES TO NOT SEE US!” Screamed Sonata.
“Like… how we’re doing… to Chaotic…” Realized Cosplay as the others realized it as well while Rarity had Suri Polomare in a cross chop.
“Yikes…” Spoke Trixie. “Suri… actually help us.” She said which made them shudder in disguise. Rarity dropped Suri as Rara tackled Suri.
“Well Darlings… we know what we must do…”
“YEAH!!!” Screamed Pinkie “Tell Chaotic we’re sorry and tell him we don’t hate him!”
“CHARGE!!!” Yelled Sonata as both her and Pinkie ran to the exit.
“CLOTHES!!!” They all yelled as Pinkie and Sonata did a U-Turn to the locker room.
“GO TO CHAOTIC!” Yelled Colorature attack Suri which left Saffron and Tree Hugger standing.
“I can see their chakras are now mellow.” Spoke Tree Hugger, Saffron nodded and smile
Back to Chaotic Chaotic giving some to-go meals to Flitter, Cloudchaser and Derpy while waving goodbye. “Came back anytime! Call first, please!” Said Chaotic while going back in. He sighed sadly as he went to his room “Another day, another time being alone.” He said sadly. Chaotic was in his basement living room watching TV as the door slammed opened. He turned around to see all his roommates, panting and sweating. “HUH?!”
“CHAOTIC!!!” Screamed Pinkie, Sonata and Cosplay who charged at them and tackle him. They were crying as the others came in while looking sad. Chaotic was confused and felt something wet on them.
“Uh… hi girls… why are all sweaty?” He asked while Pinkie and Sonata sandwiched his head with their chest.
“HOT YOGA BUT WHO CARES!!!” they both yelled as Cosplay said to him.
“We’re sorry for avoiding and ignoring you for a month but… we need to tell you the truth!” Yelled Cosplay. “Last month, we came into your room to thank you for protecting me for my dad’s force marriage.” Chaotic nodded “We went in the basement without knocking and you came out of the shower…” She stuttered a bit as Chaotic’s eyes widen.
“I came out drying my hair, and you saw me naked.” He finished the sentence as they all looked embarrassed at hearing that. “I’m sorry.” He said.
“NO!” Yelled Fluttershy “We’re sorry! We ignored you and avoided you and it wasn’t your fault.” She explained as AJ walked up.
“Listen Sug, we may be strong independent women who can kick the asses of perverted men, but… after what we witnessed… We can’t help feeling scared.” She explained.
“I’m sorry.” Reply Chaotic “I problem not to be careless since I’m not in my home.” He said as he escape Pinkie and Sonata’s sandwich.
“It's not your fault.” said Twilight. “I mean, we have been failing in putting our trust in you.”
“If they’re anything you want, just ask.” Said Starlight, Chaotic looked behind them.
“Well… Suri told me what to get for you all.” Said Chaotic as he went to pick up a big bag. As they all looked to see that it contain different brands of tampons. “But now… I feel silly for asking all those ladies who helped me.” Said Chaotic. “I wonder if I can return them. I still have the receipt.”
“No, but… we’ll donate them to Celestia and & Luna for the health classes.” Said Sunset “But for now… let’s celebrate!” She yelled as Chaotic stopped them.
“But 1st… you all need a bath, or your sweat will stain your clothes.” Spoke Chaotic as they smell themselves and gagged a bit.
“To the showers!” Yelled Pinkie as they all left. Chaotic smiled.
“They don’t hate me.” He said softly, “Thank goodness.”
Later that night Chaotic watching the girls dance as Pinkie and Sonata singing to the music.
“You love me, and I love you! When you love, it is natural you to! Digga Doo Digga Doo Doo! Digga Digga Digga Doo!”
They all were partying in the basement while Adagio handed Chaotic a drink. “Again, sorry for the ‘seeing you naked and avoiding you for it’ crap you went through for a month.” She said as Chaotic smiled.
“It’s alright. I mean, I would feel uncomfortable in seeing a stranger naked.” He said as he took a swig. He tasted something he never tasted in a long time. “Wait… what’s this?!” He yelled in fear.
“Uh… beer?” She said, which Chaotic’s eyes widen.
“BEER!!!” Screamed Chaotic which stop the music “I’m not allowed to drink alcohol!” He yelled as Cosplay, Pinkie and Sonata remembered he said that on their 1st day.
“Oh come on… how bad is drinking…” She say the label on the can that said 75% Alcohol. “Oops… I thought it was 7% Alcohol.” Said Adagio as Chaotic was wobbling as the alcohol was affecting him.
“Oh my…” Said Cosplay.
“What’s gonna happened to Chaotic?” Said Aria “He is gonna throw-up or something?” They stared at him as he looked at everyone.
“Really?” Said Rainbow “All that talk was for-” She grabbed Chaotic’s shoulder as he looked at Rainbow and looked horrified.
“*SCREAM IN TRUE HORROR*” They all backed away as he ran to the corner and coward “NO!!! NO!!! PLEASE… DON’T CUT ME!!! WHAT DID I EVER DID TO YOU?!?!?!” He screamed as he was truly frightened of them.
“What the fuck?” Said Tempest “What’s wrong with him…” She paused and realized what he had told her before. “It’s his trauma.” She answered which got their attention “Chaotic told me that he was almost killed by a psycho bitch at 10.” Which horrified the others on hearing that fact “He said that he had therapy, but he even told me that he’d still have nightmares of that time. The poor dude, that psycho bitch whoever she is can rot in hell for all I care but we must help Chaotic.” Said Tempest as she turned to Twilight. “I know you’re book smart but know nothing about therapy. we need an expert.” They all put some thought into it as Fluttershy snapped her fingers.
“His moms!” She said. “We need to call his moms.” Spoke Fluttershy as they nodded.
“Look for his phone.” Said Sunset as they look around and saw his phone was charging. Rarity quickly grabbed it and slid it opened to go for contacts to find a number to call.
“Try his home.” Said Applejack. “There’s a good chance they’re home.” She said as Rarity called his home as they heard Chaotic crying.
“Oh… pick-up already!” Said Rarity “He really needs help.” They all looked at Chaotic as they never seen him like that.
“How can one woman do that to a child?” Said Starlight.
“Real, fucked up.” Said Trixie, she turned to Tempest. “Why did he tell you that secret of his and not us?” Tempest looked down.
“He told me that when he saved me. He told me that he knew my pain, but I didn’t believe him until he showed me his scars. That bitch who was cutting him yelled that she hates him, and his existence was a mistake. Don’t know why she hated Chaotic, but she died by police brutality so that reason died with her.” Explained Tempest which made them feel even worst for Chaotic.
Chaotic’s Home All of Chaotic’s moms were in the living room to watch a movie as the phone ring. “Who is calling?” Said Clever Built as she looked at the Caller ID “Its Chaotic!” She yelled happily which got the others’ attention as she pressed the speaker button “Chaos!”
“Miss Clever Built!” Yelled Rarity which made them confused to hear a different voice from their son’s phone.
“Are you Chaotic’s dormmate?” Asked Home Care.
“Yes and everyone of Virgo’s Love House!” Yelled Sonata.
“Why are you-”
“Before you asked why we’re using his phone? We need your help!” Yelled Twilight. All 6 sisters looked confused.
“What’s going on?” Asked Styling Looks
*CRYING*
“Wait… was that Chaotic?!” Yelled Sweet Voice.
“YES!” Yelled Rainbow “Chaotic accidently drank some alcohol!”
“WHAT?!” They screamed.
“HE CAN’T DRINK ALCOHOL!” Screamed Muscle Heart.
“Some of us didn’t know!” Yelled Adagio “And now he’s suffering his trauma! Tell us how to help him!” She screamed as Home Care spoke.
“Okay, listen carefully. Give him a group hug and play some soothing music.” Explained Home Care.
“Is that all?” Asked Sunset.
“No…” Said Intel Brain “You all might be sleeping together.” She said which made them flinch.
“Don’t worry, Chaotic is innocent as an angel.” Said Clever Built. “He’ll get a hangover in the morning, but he won’t remember it.” She said.
“Suck it up, ladies. You’re not fucking our son because we will make you see the pain of being a parent when you pop them bastards out.” Said Muscle Heart which got her glares from her sisters “Isn’t that the correct word if they don’t get married?”
“She got us there.” Said Intel Brain “Just don’t think about sex or take a peek in his pants.” She threaten them.
(“Too late… Too fucking late.”) They all thought in their heads as they closed the call.
“Okay… Get ready girls because this is something we’ll have to do.” Said Cosplay. “We have to sleep with a guy, in a clean way.” She added.
“Stay away from the crotch.” Said Tempest “We each change into our pajamas, one at a time. We can’t leave the poor man alone.” They all looked to see Chaotic was still cowering in the corner.
“Let’s hurry.” Said Twilight.
20 Minutes Later They all came in their sleepwear as Rarity and Cosplay gave a lecture to Pinkie and Sonata that only underwear is not acceptable. Cosplay pulled out her phone to play a soothing song and sang with it She grabbed grab Chaotic and embrace him in a hug as he was panicking and panting for life.
Before you go to sleep Say a little prayer Every day in every way It’s getting better and better
Chaotic’s eyes widen as he was starting to breathe easily. His eyes started to lowly close as he fell asleep as the others brought blankets around. “Feels a bit off that we’re caring for him after all the crap he did for us.” Said Aria.
“Well… he did clean the Dorm house after that big party we had before the new year started.” Said Sunset.
“He also cleaned our rooms and cook for us.” Said Rainbow.
“Along with our laundry.” Said Tempest which got some blushes while looking at him.
“You know, he’s cute while sleeping.” Said Sonata.
“Super-duper cute…” Said Pinkie. “Did he ever have his first kiss?” She said while puckering up, but Cosplay grabbed her lips.
“There are things you can do and things you can’t do.” She said menacingly “Like its wrong for a man to forcibly steal a woman’s innocence and vice-versa. I say we must earn that.” She said while patting Chaotic’s head. “Also… how are we gonna make it up to him?” They put some thought into it but Adagio smirked.
“I got it, but you’ll hate me…” She said as they shut the lights off.
The Next Day Chaotic was in the dining room, being served breakfast by the girls but he wanted to asked a question. “Uh… what happened last night?” He asked while holding an ice bag on his head.
“Don’t ask.” Said Rainbow who is in a grumpy mood, which made Chaotic more confused.
“Also… another question? Why are you all wearing maid outfits that are design for sexiness?” He said to see them in maid outfits with fishnet leggings as some were holding the back of their skirts to prevent their panties from showing. “Consider this our punishment for neglecting you for a month.” Said Sonata. “Plus, we make these outfits look good.” She said as Pinkie and her shake their asses.
“Uh…” Said Chaotic as Adagio poured him actual fruit juice.
“Listen, to make up for you… we’ll be taking you on dates.” She said which made some looked shock and dropped some plates. “Each of us will take you out on a date for a week.” She said which made the others looked at Adagio who got close to Chaotic’s face. “Also… some of us develop some feelings to you. You’ll might expect some smooches or more.” She said in a flirtatious tone with a smirk as she licked her lips and expose more cleavage which got her attacked by her sisters and friends.
“TRAMP!!!” They all screamed as Chaotic saw pieces of leggings and maid outfits and some bras flying out of the fight cloud.
“Oh… my…” Chaotic stuttered “Can we uh… do it when we’re on vacation? Because that would make sense if we didn’t have classes and homework we must do.” Spoke Chaotic as they kept on fighting. “*SIGH* I’m hoping for more male students in the future.”
Who should be the first to date Chaotic?: https://vote.easypolls.net/6601e7db85231f005fef9b3f (You can vote again but pick a different girl. Comment here on who should date Chaotic on the ‘Someone Else’ choice)
, one with huge poofy orange hair
, and one with blond hair in huge pigtails, milk chocolate skin, blue eyes, Double HH-cup chest, wearing pink shirt, white short shorts, and blue shoes in his way “JUMP OUT OF THE WAY!” He yelled in a loud voice as they turned around and screamed as he crashed through them as 2 of them were latching on his sides as the 3rd one was on top of the steering handle. “I CAN’T SEE! I CAN’T SEE!” He screamed as he was turning with no control.
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“I am Miss Sapphire Shores and I’ll be your music teacher for the year.” She said happily “and I’m happy to see some familiar faces, and-” she paused as she saw Chaotic who waved at her.
“A motorcycle…” Said Chaotic as he looked a bit worried that he’ll make a bad impression to one of his teachers, but this was a state of emergency and he’ll have to live with being hated but at least this time, he’ll be hated for some reason. The woman finished polishing her bike as she pulled the keys from her cleavage.
“Miss Cheerilee, teacher, and librarian of Pony U (FF-Cup). I hope you understand that I find your product a bit… unbelievable.” She said as Watchmi smiled.
“Oh! Hello there!” He said as they turned to Chaotic as they gasped in shock.
“Grandma, Big Mac!” She said it happily but looked nervous. “I… didn’t expect ya to come early.” She said as her grandma smirked.
Celestia and Luna gasped at the sight of her as the other mascot removed her head to reveal a tall woman with light pink skin and long hair of 3 colors; dark purple, dark pink and light yellow and light purple eyes which Twilight gasped.
“Oh! Derpy! And… Flitter and Cloudchaser?” He said which got him thumbs up.
