Majin Buu arrives in the Land of Equestria. Can anypony put a stop his madness?
(Dragon Bal Z Narrator voice) A long time ago there was a great battle fought on the Planet of the Kai. The battle was between Goku and the monster Kid Buu. Buu was thought to have been destroyed by the Spirit Bomb, but unknown to Goku he escaped to Equestria before he was completely destroyed. Arriving in a weakened state, he absorbed the first pony he came across, which happened to be the filly known as Pinkamena Diane Pie. This is the story of adventure, friendship, violence and lazer beams. But more importantly this is the story of how Pinkie Pie got her Cutie Mark. (Abridged series are semi-cannon especially Friendship is witchcraft)
It took place a long time ago. About two days before Dash’s first Sonic Rainboom.
It was the climax of the greatest battle in the history of the universe. Goku V.S. Kid Buu. Kid Buu was struggling to push back the planet sized Spirit Bomb back towards Goku, but it was a useless struggle ,with Goku back at full strength and the full power of earth behind him.
“It looks like it’s the end of the road Buu. It’s a darn shame. When I first met you, I could sense there was good in you. You were like a naughty little child that didn’t know any better. Fighting was more of a game then anything else. But then you separated and the evil was expelled. The struggle taking place inside of you was now on the outside, visible for all to see. And the darkness overpowered the light. After that you were different, you were ruthless, you became a living nightmare and you delighted in every moment of it. You didn’t even show a shred of decency or mercy. And that’s why it has to end like this. You’ll have to learn the hard way, and know what it feels like to have your life be taken away against your will. It’s wrong. Maybe you’ll come back someday... as…as a better person I hope. I’d like that.” Goku smiles. “Perhaps we’ll have a little one on one.” Kid Buu struggled to push back the spirit bomb, but it wouldn’t budge.
“Adios” Said Goku. With a yell gave the spirit bomb a final push
Kid Buu didn’t even try to dodge the attack. The pink monster screamed and tried to push back against the bomb. His powerful muscles strained under the load, but against Goku’s recovered strength, Buu stood no chance. The combined power of everyone on earth (and some on Namik) crashed into his body. He felt himself starting to disintegrate. If he had stood there any longer he would have been completely destroyed. He wouldn’t even be able to regenerate, but the last second Buu had one of his rare ideas. He decided to use instant transition. At this point he was little more then a speck of pink slime. He didn’t take the time to aim his instant transition. At this point he just wanted to escape. He vanished into to thin air…
***
Meanwhile in the outskirts of Ponyville a gray filly was sleeping uncomfortably on her rock hard bed. “Pinkiamena!” Yelled her mother. “It’s time to wake up, get out, and move the those rocks.” The gray filly rose miserably out of her bed. She had a weird dream that she had thrown a party. People had laughed and smiled and everyone was having a good time.
And then she woke up.
She wondered how she even knew what smiling even looked like. She had never seen one before in real life. The only way she actually knew what a smile is was from stories from her Grammy-Pie. She said that a smile looked just like a frown except upside down. It had the power to spread joy. Pinkamena wondered if she would ever get to see one in real life.
She went over to her cracked mirror. She pushed the sides of her cheeks upwards to try to see what a smile would look like in real life. It looked unnatural with her gray face and straitened darker then gray mane. Pinkamena doubted Granny-Pie’s story. Ponies couldn’t really make faces like that in real life. She walked down stairs and said good morning to her mother and father who acknowledged her with a grunt.
“Pinkamena” Said her Papa in his rough voice. “It’s time of year to move the rocks from the West Field to the South Field. Your sisters are already out there. I’ll be out there to once if finish my business. Are you ready to work?”
“Yes Papa.” Said Pinkamena.
“That’s a good girl. Now get out there and make me proud.”
Pinkamena went out to the south Field. Rocks stretched as far as the eye could see. The amount of rocks there was overwhelming for the little filly. She sighed. And started her work. About two hours of sweating in Pinkamena had managed to move about 100 rocks. But she had plenty to go.
“Ahhhh! I’ve had enough of these rocks. I’m sick of moving the all day and all night! Sometimes I just want to… want to…” She looked at one of the rocks. She imagined the feeling of it smashing into a skull.
“No don’t think those kind of thoughts Pinkamena.” She told herself. “You have to be strong. For Papa. Some day I’ll get off this rock farm and become a accountant.” She went over to the rock to move it to the east field when she saw something peculiar. It was what appeared to be piece of gum attached to the rock.
Pinkamena’s mouth began to salivate. She had gum only once before, on her birthday and she loved it. She still had the wrapping paper. She went to pick the gum off the rock. When it twitched.
“Huh?” Said Pinkamena. The gum had began to change shape. It grew arms, legs, hands and a head. At the top of its head was a tentacle like thing. It wasn’t too big though it was up to Pinkamena’s ankle. Pinkamena was scared at first, but then noticed something really strange. The creature had a smile on its face. A wide insane smile, but a smile none the less.
“So that’s what a smile looks like.” Said Pinkamena in wonder. Then something historic happened. She felt a feeling in her chest. Some emotion she never felt before. Her lips twitched, her teeth chattered. And a small smile slowly came into shape on her face. Pinkamena Diane Pie had smiled for the first time… …And as quickly as it came, it was gone.
“Hello I’m Pinkamena, what’s your name sir?” The filly Pinkamena asked the strange creature. “Buu, heeehehehehehehheeheheh.” Laughed the creature.
Pinkamena had never heard a laugh before so she was confused. “Your name is… Buuhehehe? It is a pleasure to meet you Buuhehehe.” She said. Suddenly the creature turned back into its blob form.
“Huh? Now what are you doing?” She questioned. The blob expanded and tried to engulf Pinkamena.
“Hey what are you?! AHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFFFF!” She yelled she struggled and kicked against the blob, but in the end it was useless.
“MOMMY, DADDY HELP!” Was the last thing that she said before the blob swallowed her up. The blob churned around for a few seconds before it began to take shape. First the four pink legs. Then a tail began to form. The head budged out from the main body. Lastly the blue eyes appeared. She looked almost identical to Pinkamena except for her the color which was hot Pink. Majin Pinkamena had been formed.
*** Back on the Planet of the Kai
“Is it finally over?” Asked Hurcule Satan who was carrying Vegeta.
“I think so.” Said Goku. “I thought I felt him reform for a second, but then it faded.”
“But he could still be out there?” Said Mr. Satan nervously.
"He could be, but his power level would have had to fallen very low for me not to be able to sense him.”
“How low?”
“I think below 20,000. Yeah that sounds about right. Otherwise I would still feel him. Even from here. We should go look for him just to be safe.” Said Goku
“Ha! No need, Kakarot if he’s that low of a power level he’s no longer a threat to the universe.” Said Vegeta.
“But Vegeta, he still can hurt people and what if he regains his strength?” Said Goku.
“There are thousands of scumbags with that low of a power level just like him, we don’t go chasing after all of them and he does start to recover… well let’s just say we’ll be ready. I’m more concerned about the Fat Buu then the other one…”
***
Majin Pinkamena looked around her environment. Rocks, lots of rocks. She leaned over to pick up one. It felt so heavy. No. It wasn’t that it was heavy it was that fact that she was so weak. She crushed the rock in her hoof. Is this what it was like to feel weak? She fired a ki blast at one of the giant boulder taking a large chunk out of it. So, so weak. That attack should destroyed a mountain He lifted up one of the giant rock that was about one hundred times her size and threw it a half a mile.
So, so, so weak. It should have went around the world about a hundred times. It was partly, because of the spirit bomb had nearly destroyed him and partly because of the fusion with Pinkamena. But the absorbing her had been necessary so that Goku wouldn’t be able to find Buu. If Goku found Buu now then Buu would be destroyed.
“PINKAMENA WHAT HAPPENED?” Mrs. Pie came running over to Majin Pinkamena.
“What happened? I heard an explosion. Are you alright?” Majin Pinkamena raised her hoof to attack her.
“Pinkamena what’s wrong? What happened to you coat? It’s pink! How did this happen, do you feel sick?”
Majin Pinkamena was about to kill her when somewhere in her head she heard a voice.
“No please don’t kill my mommy!” This gave Majin Pinkamena pause and a headache.
Majin Buu stopped his attack.
“Nothing mom I’m fine.” Said Majin Pinkamena. “I just spilled a little… paint. Yeah pink paint. It came from that rock.” Not the best lie. But Buu didn’t care if she was believed.
The mother looked over at the giant boulder that Buu had broken to the rock.
“Oh Pinkamena, that rock was almost full grown. What a waste. But it’s ok. Lets get you home and clean that paint off you.” She started walking towards the house.
Majin Pinkamena was thinking. Ok so I’m weak. I need to find someway to get back to being powerful again. Now how to do that? It was then where Majin Pinkamena had another idea.
“Hey mom?” Said Majin Pinkamena.
“Yeah honey?”
“Who do you think is the strongest in Equestria?”
“Well that’s a random question. Why do you want to know?”
“I just do.” Said Majin Pinkamena. There are a lot of strong ponies in Equestria.”
“Who is the best though?” Insisted Majin Pinkamena.
“Well I think the strongest alive would have to be… Princess Celestia.” Said the mother.
“Where does she live?” Asked Majin Pinkamena.
“Um, she lives in a castle over in Canterlot. About 30 miles that way.” She pointed in a direction. “Now enough questions come with me to get cleaned off.”
“No mom I don’t think I will.”
“Huh why not?” Asked her mother confused.
“Because I’m going to make a royal visit.” Said Majin Pinkamena. She jumped up in the air and didn’t fall back down. She was flying. Mrs. Pies glasses fell off of her noise.
The awestruck Mrs. Pie watched as her daughter flew off towards Canterlot Castle to meet with Princess Celestria.
While Equestria might not be known for having powerful fighters, there are several of them that stand out among the rest. Some of them even stronger then Majin Pinkamina.
***
The gang of pegasi had Rainbow Dash surrounded. She should have known better than to walk through the rough part of Cloudsdale. But no. She just had prove to her friend Shooting Star that she would go through it when she told her it was too dangerous. She needed to listen to her friends more often.
“I don’t think so Rainbow Crash.” Said a Ratty gangster pony that seemed to be the leader. “Remember that time you thought it would be funny to paint our hideout rainbow colors?” Rainbow Dash suppressed a giggle. Yeah that had been funny.
“Now it’s pay back time.” Said the Ratty Pony. Rainbow Dash was kicked in the face by one of the buff gangster ponies. Not so funny anymore. She tried to get up, but the buff pegasus pushed her back down.
“Stamp on her!” Said the Ratty pony.
Filly Rainbow Dash covered her head.
The buffy pony tried to stomp on Rainbow Dash’s head, but instead of his hoof coming down on her frail filly body it hit something… solid.
“Huh?” Said the buff pegasus looking down to see what stopped his hoof. Rainbow Dash had been surrounded in a slightly transparent bubble gray energy bubble.
“Hey, why don’t you pick on sompony your own size and leave my friend Rainbow alone.” Said a voice. A full-grown blond maned mare with a gray coat was flying right above them. She had bubbles for a cutie mark and one lazy eye that didn’t seem to line up with the other one. In her hooves she was carrying an anvil.
“Who the hay are you.” Said the Ratty pony.
“B-Boss I think we should get out of here, I think that’s Derpy Hooves.”
“Who’s that?”
“She’s the one that won Equestrian Martial Arts tournament for three years strait.” Said the buff pegasus. “She has… weird powers.”
“Pttt. Everypony knows that those tournaments are fake as humans. Come on guys let’s get her!”
“Alright but let me warn you I’m trained in the turtle hermit style of martial arts.” Said Derpy Hooves. The thugs didn’t pay any mind. They rushed at Derpy. Derpy threw the anvil that she was holding into the air and then… Vanished…
“Were did she- oomph.” The Ratty pony said as he got an elbow to the stomach. His eyes seemed to bulge out of their sockets as he fell over and collapsed onto the soft clouds. As did the rest of the gang members. Derpy beat all ten of them in the amount of time that it took Rainbow Dash to blink.
Derpy reappeared and caught the anvil before it hit the ground.
“Ha, I got it!” Said Derpy, but as she caught it she took a step back into a building causing it to crash to the ground.
“Smooth.” Said Rainbow Dash brushing herself off.
“Oops, my bad.” She said embarrassed. “I guess I still don’t know my own strength.” Rainbow Dash was not impressed.
“You almost pulled it off. You were almost cool for a second. But then you had to mess it up. You know you didn’t have to save me I could have taken care of that myself.” “I’m sure you could have.” Said Derpy trying to suppress a giggle. “But seriously Rainbow you can’t go walking through this section of town alone it’s dangerous for a little filly.”
“Yeah yeah… hey Derpy I heard that you finally mastered that beam attack can I see it?”
“You’re not listening to me Rainbow.”
“Neither are you. Can you do the energy attack or not?” Derpy let out a sigh. “Alright, if I show you will you promise not to come through this part of town ever again?” “Yes.” Said filly Rainbow Dash. “Alright. I just learned how to do this one. It took a ton of practice. Watch carefully because I can only do this once.” She took a deep breath and brought her hooves together in front of her body. She took a few seconds to gather up her chi. Sweat dripped down her muzzle. And then she began. “KAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMEEEEE- huh? Suddenly Derpy stopped her attack.
“What why did you stop?” Said Rainbow Dash disappointed.
“I… feel a strong power level.” Said Derpy. She focused on it. The power level was too high to be either Big Mac or Lyra, but it was also too low to be the Princess. If anything it felt the most similar to her own power level. So who or what was giving it off?
“I’m sorry Rainbow I would love to stay, but I need to check something out.” Said Derpy. She took on off in the direction of the strange power level.
***
A sleep deprived Twilight Sparkle was cramming for her upcoming entrance exam into the School for Gifted Unicorns. She had no idea what it would be on, but she knew that it would be difficult. She had to be ready to ready for anything. Just then her mother, Mrs. Sparkle, walked into the room.
“Twilight, honey are you still up?”
“Mmhm.” Answered Twilight not wanting to be bothered with her.
“Twilight you’ve been studying for two and a half days honey. Don’t you think it’s about time to go to bed? If your stay up any longer then you’ll start to see things.”
“NEVER, I don’t have time for sleep! I mean, look at all these books I have to read.” Said filly Twilight signaling to her big stack of books. “I’m going to read each and everyone of these at least five times.” “That’s quite a goal Twilly. Are you sure you can handle-“
“Of course I can handle it! Now get out!” Twilight push her mother out of the room.
“Good now I can get back to my studies.” Said Twilight sleepily. Let’s see here… “When one encounters something that seems to defy physics, do not fear. No matter how strange something may appear, always remember that there is a scientific explanation to it.” Well that seemed logical. Twilight looked out her window. A pink earth pony flew overhead in the direction of Canterlot castle. The pink filly stuck her tongue out at Twilight as she raced away... …
Twilight blinked twice. Perhaps her mom was right. Perhaps she should get some sleep…
As she lay down in her bed she felt a slight chill went down her spine. She needed another blanket, but she didn’t want to get out of bed, because if she got out of bed then it would get even colder.
Just then she felt another blanket thrown on top of her. She opened her eyes. To see her imaginary best friend standing over her.
“Oh it’s you.” Said Twilight.
Twilight’s imaginary friend continued to stare at her. “Thank you for the blanket. It’s always nice to have my friend watch out for me.” Her imaginary friend just continued stared at her.
“I promise we can play hide and seek latter after I take my entrance exam alright? Ok, well good night send.” The tall colt in the suit tucked Twilight in and returned to his forest.
***
Meanwhile in Cloudsdale’s School. Fluttershy sat in the Principles office.
“Gohan I am very disappointed in you-” Said the Principle. He was a brown pegasus with a moustache.
“M-My name is Fluttershy sir.” Said Fluttershy. The Principle ignored her.
“I wouldn’t have expected this sort of behavior from you of all pegasus. Maybe from Rainbow Dash but not from you.” Said her Principle.
“I’m… s-sorry I…I just l-lost control.” Stammered filly Fluttershy.
“Lost control?” Said the Principle. You punched poor Aurora Dawn through six cloud walls and into next year! She was seriously hurt and your excuse is that you just ‘lost control’?”
“Y-y-yes?” Said Fluttershy meekly. Fluttershy’s meekness began to calm him down. After all how could you stay mad at Fluttershy?
“May I ask what she said to make you so mad?” Asked the Principle softy.
“Well… we had an argument. About… The Smooze.” Said Fluttershy.
“The Smooze?” Said The Principle. “The Smooze, the sentient Grey Goo that according to legend terrorized Equestria thousands years ago?” The Principle knew that a cult had been forming around this gooey creature. It was an old pony’s tail in his opinion, but he couldn’t be biased.
“Fluttershy you have to respect other’s options even if they don’t agree with you.”
“I’m sorry sir.” She said meekly.
“Still Gohan that was quite a kick. Have you considered trying out for the school metal arts team?” Asked the Principle.
“My name is Fluttershy sir and I don’t like violence.”
“Well that’s a shame Gohan, we could have used your help.” Fluttershy didn’t want to correct him anymore. She just wanted to go home. “Hm, tell you what Fluttershy. If you join the martial arts team we’ll pretend that this little accident never even happened. Does that sound fair?”
“…No…”
“Great I’ll sign you up.”
***
Lyra was in a sparing against an adolescent Big Macintosh. “Human hand hoofs!” Shouted filly Lyra. Although she was young she was a prodigy for her age. She was fast and able to use magic, but Big Mac was stronger and countered Lyra’s assault, but just barely. He launched a counter attack. One good kick to the jaw and Lyra was knocked out of the ring.
“Ow.” Said Lyra. Getting back up.
“Should we stop?” Asked Big Mac.
“NO!” We’re not going to let Derpy win the Equestrian Martial Arts Tournament again! We only have three months to get better than her.
“Eeyep.” Said Big Mac.
“And the worst part is that she wishes for the same thing every year. Like why doesn’t she wish for something awesome. When I win the touniment I’m going to wish for something cool like…
“Like what?” Asked Big Mac. Lyra stared at her hooves dreamingly. If only she could…
“Lyra?”
“Hm? Oh yeah, it’s nothing let’s get back to training.” She took her stance on two legs. She was the only pony that took a human fighting stance while fighting. “I’ll show them all how powerful my human style is. Then they will all see!” And they went at it again with a new ferocity.
***
“You will not hurt my sentient biological sister.” Said Sweetie Belle. She was standing in-between her sisters tent, were Rarity was sleeping and about a hundred troops with their modified guns and tanks.
“W-What what is she?” Said one of the solider.
“It doesn’t matter what she is! Put enough bullets into her and she will go down.” Yelled the commander. “Open fire!” The troops unloaded a barrage of gun fire and tank fire, at Sweetie Belle and the tent. Sweetie Belle did not let a single bullet get passed her. She positioned herself to take the bullets and tank shells, that splattered against her body. They bounced and shuttered against her steel frame. Having no effect on Sweetie Belle. Then the bullets stopped.
“She’s one of Gero’s androids! Everypony run for it!” Yelled one of the soldiers. A panic sped among the ranks as the soldiers scrabbled to get away from Sweetie Belle.
“Minor threat detected. Initiating combat mode.” Said Sweetie Bot her eyes glowing red. … Ten seconds latter a filly Rarity came out of the tent looking alarmed a modified gun in her hoofs.
“Sweetie Belle what’s going on? What happened? I heard gunfire.” She looked around and saw the wreckage of the tanks and the bodies of hundreds of ponies scattered all around the tent.
“Big sister. I love you so much!” Said Sweetie Belle.
“Sweetie Bell… how did all this happen?”
“Ummmmmm… It was like this when I got out here?” Sweetie Belle said smiling innocently.
***
Dr. Gero’s files- Android 11 One of my most powerful pony androids, surpassed only by android 10, 9, and (in his perfect form) Cell. I had not yet discovered the metal Dalekanium that I made androids 13-20 out of, so the metal I made 11 out of was very weak. To compensate for this I have a shield system that covers it’s entire body. It works well, but when the shields are exposed to [redacted] the shields are weakened. The other problem is that she has a little bit of trouble going down stairs or other rough terrain. It’s nearly impossible to tell android 11 from a regular life forms besides for the voice. I built this android for Celestia to help with the civil war. However, when the war was over, the melt down was ordered of all androids. One of the solider who owed her life to her reprogramed her to believe that it was a normal pony. She is currently living under the alias “Sweete Belle” with a unicorn name Rarity who believes that she is her sister.
Majin Pinkamena flew over Ponyville, at what would be considered by most pegasi, alarming speed. However by Buu’s standers it might as well been a snails pace. She was frustrated by the lack of progress. She cursed her new body. It had made her so much weaker. The absolute worst part was she was getting hungry…
…Very very hungry…
And that’s when she saw the sign.
Sugar Cube Corner Grand Opening!
Now Hiring Adorable workers!
"Mm mm, sugar…" One part of her brain said
"No she had to stay focused on going to Canterlot." Said the other.
But there was sugar!
But she had to absorb Celestia to get stronger.
EAT NOW, ABSORB LATTER!
Majin Pinkamena changed her course towards Sugar Cube Corner.
***
The inside of Sugar Cube Corner was brand new and squeaky clean. Much to the pride of Mr. and Mrs. Cake, who had just gotten married a month earlier. They were ready to start their new business and their new life together. All they needed now was to hire the workers and start baking.
Just then a pink filly with strait hair burst through the doors.
“CANDY, CAKE, ICE CREAM!” She screamed, startling Mr. and Mrs. Cake who were behind the counter. they quickly regained their composure.
“We haven’t made any candy yet silly filly.” Said Mr. Cake. “We are still hiring workers.” He looked at the little filly taking note of how adorable she was. She was just what they needed for an assistant. And child labor laws do not exist in Equestria.
“Hey would you be interested in working here? I’m afraid the pay isn’t very good, but you’ll get free candy, as much as you want.”
“As much as… I want?” Said the filly. “Yes! YES! Give me the candy!”
“Ok let me get out the job applications.” Said Mr. Cake. He reached under the counter and pulled out a piece of paper.
"Alright i'll even write it down for you, can I have your full name, your date of birth, and your home address please?
“Name is, Majin Kid Buu Pinkamena Diane Pie Absorbed.” Said the filly all in one breath.
“Um… that’s quite a mouth full. I think I’ll shorten that down to “Pinka Buu” how’s that?”
“Fine.” Said the filly that had been dubbed “Pinka Buu”
"Ok, when were you born Pinka Buu?” She thought it for a few seconds.
How long does it take to remember your birthday? Thought Mr. Cake growing inpatient.
“October 31…”
“Yeah, got it.” He wrote it down.
“5,000,000 B.C.”
“Huh? What did you say?”
“October 31, 5,000,000 B.C is my birthday Mr.”
“That’s what I thought you said.” Said Mr. Cake. The filly clearly fooling around with him. He wrote her down for October 31, six years ago.
"Where do you live?"
“On a rock farm outside of Ponyville. Now give me my candy!” said “Pinka Buu.”
“Whoh there, first we need to get all the ingredients together. We need about a 5 dozen eggs, 5 gallons of milk, 12 pounds of flour, and 12 pounds of sugar. Here’s the money. Go over to the supermarket. It’s right across the street. Here’s a basket.”
***
Pinka Buu wasted no time. She disappeared in a pink blur. She reappeared inside the super market. It was a massive building fully stocked with food that ponies would eat. As well as ponies buying said food.
She walked over to the orange pony with a cashier cutie mark, behind the cash register, majin pinkamina craned her head to see over it.
“Hey brat you’re not supposed to be in this line until you actually have food now scram.” Said the pony rudely.
“Do you want to be eggs or milk?” Asked Majin Pinkamena.
“Wha? What kind of question is that?” She responded.
Majin Pinkamena lifted her hair up and from the tip of her hair she shot a pink beam of light.
“Eggs it is.” She said.
“AAAHHHHHH!” Yelled the cashier pony as she suddenly turned into egg. Majin Pinkamena picked up the egg and put it into her basket.
“Twelve eggs in a dozen, I think.” She said to herself. A evil smile began to form on her lips.
Everyone else in the place rain for the exits in a panic…
***
Derpy Hooves had tracked the large power level down to Ponyville.
“What a strange place to find a strong power.” Said Derpy. She flew over the town trying to pin down the power level to one location. There it was! In the super market. Now how to go about saying hello? Derpy didn’t know for sure if this power belonged to a good pony or a bad pony so it was best to be careful.
That’s when she felt it.
Several small powers disappeared all at the same time. Derpys heart sunk. There was no question about it. Whoever’s power this was a bad pony. A very bad pony.
She couldn’t believe it all those ponies suddenly gone. Her hooves shook in rage. She would not let whoever it was get away with this. She saw a pink blur rush out of the supermarket and into Sugar Cube Corner. She touched down right outside the entrance. And opened the door…
***
About a minute after she left. Pinka Buu was back with the ingredients.
“Can we make candy now?” Asked Pinka Buu.
Mr. Cake was surprised about how fast she had been.
“Wow that was fast. You’re a good worker. Now just bring those into the back room and my wife with show you how we make cakes.”
Pinka Buu raced into the back room.
***
Meanwhile in Canterlot Castle.
“Oh, no. This is horrible.” Said Princess Celestia.
“What is it princess.” Said one of the guards.
“A number of my loyal subjects life force just went out all at once.” Said the Princess.
“Oh, no what do you think it was? An accident?”
“No it was no accident, there’s a strong power level nearby.”
“Who is it?”
“I don’t know, but I’m going to find out. Ready my chariot. And my scouter, you know the one’s we got from that green guy…”
“Yes right away. I’ll summon the royal guards too.”
“Ok make sure they are the “my special” guards. You know the ones.”
“Yes Princess. Here’s your scouter.” He laid it down by her hoofs.
Princess Celesta attached the scouter with a click to the side of her head.
***
Next time on Dragon Ball MLP: Pinka Buu V.S. Derpy Hooves can Derpy Hooves put an end to Buu’s destruction? Or will her meddling make matters even worse? Find out next time on Dragon Ball MLP!
Derpy burst though the doors of Sugar Cube Corner. Taking Mr. Cake by surprise.
“Alright where are you monster? Show yourself.” Said Derpy.
“Derpy Hooves What are you doing here? Why did you break down my front door? Can I have an autograph” Said Mr. Cake surprised to see Equestria’s strongest pegasus break down his door.
Derpy ignored him, scanning the room for the strong power level. She knew that she felt in here somewhere, but where?
“I would offer you a muffin, but my wife is in the back still making them in the back room.” Said Mr. Cake.
The back room of course!
Derpy dashed off to the back room and saw a small filly and Mrs. Cake leaning over an empty blender. Mrs. Cake gave her a, you’re not supposed to be back here, look, and the filly just looked annoyed that she had stopped making the cakes, but were was the monster?
Could one of these two were the monster? Yes, one of them had to be. The power level was coming from their direction. She focused one of her eyes on the older pony and the other one on the filly. The older one was about to put the first egg in the blender and the other one was leaning over watching her cook.
The pink filly was the monster.
Derpy was kinda confused. How could such little filly have such a high power level? It took year of training. Not even Lyra how was the strongest filly Derpy had ever come across had this kind of power.
There was another thing off about this situation. Derpy could sense a tiny almost insignificant power level. Could there be another other pony in the room? Her eyes fixed on the egg.
And than she realized what Buu had done
Those eggs were alive! Those power levels that she felt disappeared before before must have been turned into these eggs.
Derpy Hooves rushed over at lightning speed and took the egg from Mrs. Cake before she was able to drop them in the blender.
“Don’t worry your safe now Mr. Egg.” Said Derpy cradling the egg as if it was a baby. She momentarily lost her grip on the egg, but soon recovered.
The egg was not as optimistic about her safety as her.
Mrs. Cake just stared at her hooves trying to figure out what happened to the egg.
“That’s weird I could have sworn I had an egg in my hoof.” Said Mrs. Cake looking around for the egg as if it would suddenly reappear.
Derpy also felt small power levels coming from many other ingredients in the room. The milk, the flour, the other cartons of eggs and the sugar were all giving off a power levels. She grabbed those too. She now had stacks of ingredients in her hooves. It was now that Mrs. Cake noticed her.
“Hey what are you doing with my ingredients?” Said Mrs. Cake. “I need those to make the sweets!”
“You need those to make the candy?” Asked Pinka Buu leaning her head innocently.
“Yes, of course I do.”
“I’ll get them!” Buu said. She charged at Derpy.
Derpy saw the attack coming she and could have dodged, but that would caused derpy to drop the eggs. So she took the kick strait to her forehead instead. And man did it hurt. Derpy didn’t think that she had ever been hit that hard in years. The kick sent her flying through a wall into sugar cube corners main room right by Mr. Cake finally coming to a stop when she threw open her wings. She managed to hold on to everything.
“Ahh, you made me bite my tongue.” Declared Derpy. She spit out some blood.
“MY SHOP!” yelled Mr. Cake looking in shock at his wall.
“Oops my bad,” said Derpy “I’ll help you fix it latter.” Now what to do with these ingredients? Oh yeah energy bubbles.
Derpy focused her chi around the ingredients forming a gray protective bubble around it.
“There, that will keep you safe.”
“GIVE BACK OUR STUFF!” Yelled Mrs. Cake as she attacked Derpy with a rolling pin. Derpy didn’t notice she was too focused on Pinka Buu. How could somepony be that strong so young? She knew from that first kick that she better not underestimate her.
“I’m going to give you one chance, give up now or I’m going to whoop your flank.”
“Why would you pick a fight with poor Pinka Buu.” Shouted Mrs. Cake. “She’s just a little filly!”
So the monster’s name was Pinka Buu? That’s a nice name.
Speak of the devil, she was powering up!
Steam blew out from her ears and causing her hair to fly up and flap around wildly. The walls of Sugar Cube corner began to shake around on its new bolts. And then it was over. Pinka Buu looked disappointed. As if the power up was below her standards.
Alright now it’s my turn. Thought Derpy.
“Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm” A small breeze blew though the room.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” The air around Derpy began to crackle with energy
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHH” A gray aura surrounded Derpy. She exhaled and took a fighting stance. A crouched position.
Pinka Buu yawned as if not impressed by that either.
Buu wasted no time just standing around and immediately charged Derpy uncontrollably. Derpy smiled. Derpy ducked bit to the right and gave Buu and upper cut right underneath the jaw sending the pink filly flying through the roof.
“That’s probably a knock out.” Said Derpy. “I better be there to catch her when she falls back down. She is just a little filly after all.” She flew out of the hole that she had put in the roof. Then flew upward to catch the unconscious pony when she fell back down.
She was not unconscious. Not even close.
Pinka Buu flew strait down pile driving Derpy down through the roof of Sugar Cube Corner. She went about five feet into the floor before coming to a stop. She left a crater were her body hit the floor.
Derpy’s eye’s were spinning.
“Ughhhh, lucky shot.” Said Derpy getting up shaking her coat off. She was slightly surprised that she was still conscious after being pile drived like that, but she was even more surprised at Pinka Buu. Her kick through the ceiling hadn’t seemed to phase her at all.
Pinka Buu was on the offensive again. A barrage of punches bombarded Derpy's guard. Derpy was warding off the attacks, but was only able to get in a few jabs. Pinka Buu didn’t try to block the few jabs that Derpy was getting in on her, it was like she didn’t care if she was hit.
Derpy wasn’t going to win this battle at close quarters. So she guarded on last hit and flew backwards to the kitchen accessories. She turned and grabbed a stake of kitchen knifes and threw them at Pinka Buu at incredibly high speeds. Derpy also flew at Pinka Buu. Her plan was that Buu would be too busy dodging the knifes to dodge her attack.
Pinka Buu ignored the knives flying at her and instead hit Derpy across the head sending her flying back. At the same time about a dozen knifes imbedded themselves in Pinka Buu’s face and neck.
Derpy let out a gasp, “O-Oh, I’m sorry I thought you’d dodge them. Stay there I-I’ll get help.” She went over to help the poor filly. Pinka Buu fired an energy ball at Derpy, who barley had time to duck out of the way before it blew up Sugar Cube Corner’s main entrance.
Derpy looked in disbelief at Pinka Pie who was completely unharmed by the knifes. The knives stuck out of her face like a porcupine, but there was not even any blood. As she pulled the knives out of her body her wounds began to heal up.
Was this pony indestructible?
Derpy decided enough was enough, she couldn’t keep fighting an indestructible opponent. She would have to use her “Ultimate Bubble”
“Ultimate Bubble! MAX POWER!” She shouted.
A bubble shield formed around Pinka Buu. She banged at the shield, but she couldn’t even dent it. She tried to fire an energy blast, but it just ended up exploding in her face.
“Ha, I finally caught you.” Said Derpy. “Now what should I do with you?”
Mr. and Mrs. Cake blinked. In the time it had taken them to blink their once beautiful sweet shop had been destroyed. There were two holes in the roof. A crater in the ground. And cooking utensils scattered all over the place.
They were speechless.
Derpy was more focused on Buu.
“Ok now turn these ingredients back into ponies or I’m not letting you out of there.” She said holding pointing to the eggs milk and other assorted ingredients.
It was at this moment that Celestia arrived on the scene. She arrived by a chariot pulled by two pegasus. She walked right into Sugar Cube Corner taking in everything that was going on.
Celestia saw a pink filly that had been trapped in an energy bubble, Sugar Cube Corner torn up, a bunch of baking ingredients also suspended in a bubble and small power levels coming from the ingredients.
“Princess! Thank goodness you’re here! Derpy has gone insane! She attacked my employee stole our ingredients and wreked our shop.” Testified Mr. Cake.
She pieced everything together in her head. Derpy must be turning ponies into baked goods. Her muffin cravings must have finally driven her to insanity. She must put a stop to this.
“Derpy! How could you do something like this?” Said Celestia in a scorning tone.
Derpy was stunned.
“Princess I can explain!”
“I don’t want to hear your excuses. I will put a stop to this.”
Celestia has mistaken Derpy for the one who is making muffins out of ponies. Will Derpy be able to explain herself? Or will things get ugly? Find out next time on Dragon Ball MLP.
