Best Out of Three
“C’mon, Shiny! Nopony’s gonna follow your lead if you don’t look the part!”
If that phrase came from anypony else, Shining Armor might've scoffed. Protocol and preparation were the marks of the Royal Guard way of life, not an on-off dress. But considering who was dressing him - his lovely wife Cadance - Shining only grunted in approval. Then it turned to gagging when the folds of his slipped-on padded shirt caught in his muzzle.
Princess Cadence stood back and admired him as he pulled down his shirt the rest of the way. Seeing how her husband's muscles ripped as he tugged down the thick fabric made her lick her lips in glee. “Don’t worry, Shining, you’ve almost got it,” she urged.
“Funny, Cady. Real funny.”
Cadance certainly concurred, smiling broadly as Shining’s head finally popped up from its fabric prison. Her laughter wasn’t mocking, however; it was lighthearted. It’d been so long since they’d had time to just frolic in their marriage, especially since becoming rulers of the Crystal Empire. But the rarity of such whimsical moments only made her treasure them all the more.
Especially with how hot it was when Shining went the extra mile - literally - to get this empire out of its Sombra-fostered fear. Bravery got Cadance off like nothing else. Just seeing the pride in Shining’s donning of that kickball jersey made her clamp her thighs together like a clamshell. The juices between them trickled down in steady streams.
“C’mon, Cady… we said that we’d handle this later!” Yet Shining couldn’t keep his reprimand from coming out between a grin.
“And we will, Shiny,” Cadance cooed, her voice trickling right into his ear. “I just wanted to make sure this was as easy for you to adjust to as it will be for those Crystal Ponies you'll be tutoring.”
“Right. Football, Jousting, aaaand Wingfencing?” Shining rattled through the list - and each outfit he’d need for them. Thankfully, fetching them would be easy; his horn would see to that. But it still reminded him of how lucky he had it, magical endowments being but one of them.
“You got it, Shiny.” Cadence stepped back and clopped her hooves together, a sound that made Shining’s ears perk up. “Now let’s get you out there to win, scout.”
“Right behind you, Coach Cady.”
Cadance’s light giggle as they paced out of Shining’s bedroom brought his heart racing. Today was going to be a wonderful day, for him and Crystal Prep School’s finest.
The light from the stained-glass windows in the hall reflected off Shining and Cadance, painting them as vividly as Cadance’s mane. Despite that spectral splendor, though, Shining’s mood darkened. Was it because of what they were doing? Hardly. He was happy to tend to the Empire’s happiness, even if it meant Twilight was busy caretaking for their child Flurry Heart in the meantime.
It was why such a morale boost was needed, five months after Sombra’s shattering, that made his footfalls heave each corner they turned.
Most of their Crystal Empire subjects still had issues getting over their own hurdles, as he and Cadance had noticed. Their glittering coats shuddered at the sound of King Sombra’s name. Sometimes, in his darkest dreams, Shining trembled too. Just the thought of possibly losing his wife, or his Little Sister Best Friend Forever, Twilight, plagued his mind.
But the darkness looming over the Empire didn’t stop Shining. In fact, his current getup was mostly made to battle it back, with pastel blues and whites just like his mane. From his love of Cadance came color, bright enough to overcome any such darkness. His fear of Sombra's strength was forged into a sharp focus, as it was for all Royal Guardsponies. And the most prominent victim of darkness, Princess Luna, had ingrained that lesson in him again, through both her bravery during exile and her successful rehabilitation after it.
And now Shining was stepping up to show the other Crystal Ponies that same bravery.
Following Cadance out the open door - goodness, how fast had they been trotting? - Shining let the blinding sun wash over his face. Well, behind his forehoof, of course. He liked the heat more than the light.
But his sun-shield brought his eyes down to his wife’s rump. seeing Cadence's heat seep from her legs as she shot him a sultry gaze, Shining’s mouth went drier than Saddle Arabia.
Right. He thought. Gotta get the rules out for this run out too. Just to make sure his teasing back didn’t start a scandal, at least.
“Do you really want to come with me Cady? It’s been a while since Twilight met us, you’ve said so yourself.”
“I saw the look in your eyes last night, Shiny. When you shot up as I closed the bathroom door. You’re my husband: I’m always happy to help everypony, but you come first and foremost.” A light chuckle followed that word. “And besides, it's been so long since we’ve had free time.”
“I’m gonna guess you don’t just mean this coaching.”
Cadance’s tail flicked for a second, showing Shining - and only Shining - her budding arousal. “Smart boy! Let’s see how long that attention on the lessons holds.”
Right. Shining wished he could credit his upped pacing speed to getting to the kickball courts faster. But even he had needs, and the part of Cadance he needed most was winking several inches from his flaring nostrils. “Shouldn't take more than an hour, though, Cady. ”
“We’ve got three hours before Twilight's due back at Canterlot.” Cadence said. “Or however long it takes for our screams to reach her in the throne room.”
Even knowing the Guards were keyed in to ignore the moans of their lovemaking didn’t keep the icy clutch from settling on Shining’s heart.
“Cady, we talked about this - what if Twilight tells Celestia?”
“The sister-in-law of mine who called me last week asking for dragon lube? Telling the Princess who’s casted up a copy of my dildo on her visit yesterday? I’ll take my chances, Shiny.”
That was that settled then. Still, Shining gulped, right in the middle of bowing to another Crystal Pony. Only one question remained then. ”Cady, are you sure about going through with this? I don’t have to end today like this if you’re not up for it.”
“As long as it makes you happy, Shining. But thanks for asking.”
That Cadance knew that such a gift at the end of this rainbow would satisfy - and still asked - made the clutch on Shining’s heart loosen.
Snapping to action, Shining slipped his hooves over every drop that gushed from Cadance’s barely hidden folds. Let the Empire think it was his sweat and nothing else. He could see through this day without losing it and rutting Cadance behind the nearest bathroom they could find.
The other mares had harder times resisting Cadance’s inhibition-removing musk. Shining and Cadance broke into a run the second he saw Sapphire Joy take one whiff and snog off her boyfriend’s maw. Weaving through the streets, they left the job of corralling the near-orgy about to erupt in their square to the Crystal Guards.
It certainly seemed like their charm offensive was bearing succulent fruit already.
The next hour-and-a-half turned Shining into a sweating, thoroughly teased wreck. Running time, his mind cried out as it beat against his throbbing skull. We should’ve take into account running time?
Then it was hard to hear his own thoughts at all as he burst into the foyer. Cadance would be following within minutes.
Almost from the jump, both the blazing sun and Cadance’s libido batted his brain for dominance. The kickball class seemed okay, his help in that course keeping his mind focused. But soon, his own balls surged every time he looked to the side and saw Candace shake her pom-poms - and plump rump in that skimpy cheerleader’s outfit.
By the time Shining galloped to the Jousting class, he was covered in sweat, and most of it was from arousal. Seeing Cadance ride the flagpole she was leaning about behind the other ponies like it was his dick didn’t help him any. It was all he could do to keep his pants from tearing apart over the colossal bulge running the inside of this leg. At the very least, he managed to knock Flash Sentry off his pommel. Even if Shining had to doge with some story about loose padding the second Flash saw his meatlog.
Finally, the Crystal Empire’s Wingfencing class showed Shining’s skills. His regiment’s barracks had a game of it every Friday. He’d let out several chortles at setting the kids do it- especially with his stallionhood in check. (Thank goodness for Bulk teaching him that thirty-second muscle flex trick.)
Then he saw Cadance use her most disarming part of her anatomy - neither her ass or pussy, but her eyes. The second those fuck-me-senseless gaze hit him as he wrapped up the Crystal Prep experience, it was all he could do to stammer an excuse to Ms. Harshwhinny and stumble into the glittering building’s walls.
Racing through to the armory beside the stage his pants were soon shoved down around his knees. Soon, he was pumping his raging cock, the memory of Cadence’s smoldering stare greeting him every time he closed his eyes. He only barely finished cumming into the spittoon as the doors were unlocked, magicking it and the scent away fast enough to do up his pants.
And once again, Shining could see the slight rips in his trunks as his dick brought out rigs in the fabric from its mighty girth. Right now, it was all he could do to keep himself decent as he clambered into the Crystal Palace’s foyer.
Those doors were knocked open within seconds of him taking his first gasp of air. Before him stood Cadance, stalking toward her like a hungry lioness, Shining’s brain scrambled for an excuse to not do it; everypony could still see them, for starters.
Then Cadance’s eyes twinkled with cheery glee as her hoof and horn raised. Her hoof booped against Shining’s snout as the foyer doors were magically swung shut.
“Don’t worry, Shining. I know full well that the there’s a chance someone can see.” Cadance giggled. “Us doing it happening after the sports coachings? It’d be too easy to tell.”
“Right. None of our subjects are stupid.” Shining’s heartbeat slowed to a manageable pace.
“Plus, think of our mishaps with the changelings and Sombra. Celestia pops in every now and again to check on us. If she does so while we’re screwing like rabbits, it’d break my heart!” If it didn’t break hers, Cadance didn't add.
“After her attempts to keep chaste until Twilight becomes ruler, it’d be a slap to her face.” Shining pulling at his shirt to free the beads of sweat sticking it to his chest.
Cadance’s soft clops followed her husband’s heartbeat. “And really, I’m not too sure I should reward a game-cheater.”
Yeah. Cadance really shouldn’t reward a che- “Wait, what?!” Shining’s eyes shot up.
“Princess of Love, Shiny, not the Love-blind.” Cadance’s sly grin returned. “I felt you cum in that Wingfencing armory.” Her hoof brushed back a lock of her mane, as red as her husband’s face. “Could’ve let the whole team feel it, but I prefer quiet revelations.”
Memories of Cadance’s impromptu meeting with Twilight during ‘their’ wedding flashed through Shining’s mind. “Should’ve guessed.”
“So, in return for that, you’ll take the message to the Guards to patrol the streets for Celestia at double pay - from my vaults of course - then block the door with something heavy.”
“...You’re serious.” Shining’s gasped.
“And if you’re quick enough, Shiny, we’ll see if I can overlook your little… transgression.” The tip of Cadance’s rapier smacked against her plump rump. The diamond marks stamped on them jiggled. “Chop chop, Shiny.”
Shining nodded and plodded out of the door. His heartbeat was off the charts. I can do this!
Fifteen minutes later and Shining’s body completely dubbed its ability to ‘do this’, Cadance most of all. Sweat soaked his collar and abdomen, despite the anti-odor spells he’d slapped up. Whose idea was it to keep their head of guard and the library on opposite ends of the palace?
Oh right. Cadance. Just like she was the one who snapped him back to the room again.
Soon after, her hoof rapped against the door. ‘Nice time, and it holds too. What’d you block it with?” Cadance asked.
“The Twilight Sparkle special, Cady.” Thank goodness those heavy almanacs were in the library. The newly established Barricade of Book was now between the foyer door and the main hall.
“Well, then Shiny, congratulations. Are you ready now?”
Shining saw Cadance’s lips moved closer to hers. “Yes. But it’s nice that you asked.”
“Why wouldn’t I?” Cadance murmured. “It’s the hottest thing I’ve heard come from your lips...”
Cadance and Shining’s lips slowly connected. Slowly, Shining’s forehoof curled around his wife's neck, bringing her in closer. The electric thrill through his body at the feel of Cadance’s made him gasp into her mouth.
As their lips broke, words followed that gasp. “What’s that all about before, then?” Shining asked, still confused over Cadance’s previous romp.
“Oh, you know I’m not subtle, Shiny.” chuckled Cadance.
“Lucky me.”
Again, they kissed. It was only for a brief second, but Shining could feel Cadance’s tongue push hungrily into his mouth. He kept his mouth shut on that desperate show, even as his actual maw opened higher to let that tongue in.
Cadance buried her hooves into her cotton-covered bosom and pushed down, bringing her loose dress off one shoulder in the process. Her left hoof then raced to Shining’s chest, feeling the thump of his heartbeat as well.
Goddess above, they matched even now. And that metronome finally burned all Cadance's last dregs of restraint.
With a carnal growl, Cadance leaped into Shining’s forelegs, her horn flaring out to untie their clothes. Her wings kept them both aloft with powerful flaps.
Shining’s hindlegs almost fumbled, thanks to the knots in his shacks flying open. Soon, his trunks were balling up around his hindlegs, his upper legs busy keeping Cadance aloft. Shining’s back soon collided with the foyer wall. “C-Cady... “ he hissed at the contact.
“Yes?” she whispered, threads of saliva still connecting their lips.
Shining struggled for words. “Twilight’s still in this castle-ah!” But they died on his lips when Cadance’s lips darted toward his neck. Hsi strong columns of muscle fluttered at the feel of her mouth slurping hard enough to leave marks on the milk-white skin.
Shining didn’t even know when Cadance had removed her hands. The lips on his neck proved testament to that. His head threw back at the blitz of nerves her teeth left at the nape of his neck.
But feeling the grind of Cadance’s bare sex on his shaft made all the difference. Even now, it was sopping and warm, like the mare oozing it onto his bare thighs. Every time Cadance’s hips moved up and down, further and further, more of his cock got coated in that intoxicating sap. It was like a shower, washing off the sweat and ballmusk he’d built up under waves of bakery-sweet marehood.
Soon, Shining’s hips joined in on the mesmerizing loin-rubbing. One of his forehooves kneaded into her ass, to help her grind against his stiffening cock. Cadance moaned against his neck, puffs of air causing the fur along his chest to stand on end. Shining swore his mane felt the same way after a particularly hot thrust sent electricity flowing through his limbs, the delicious friction nearly short circuiting his brain.
For a while, this was how they moved. Shining’s head thrashing side to side as he shot pre onto Cadance’s chest in ever-higher and messier stripes. Cadance’s clitlips, even when stuffed full of meat, made louder schlicking noises the more she thrashed over his mammoth member. And the vibrations of Cadance as her hip-drags bought her vulva over his medial ring and her wails showed how close she was.
Then with one final groin-slide, Cadance fell over the edge. “Oh Shining! So big so wet so haaaaa-ahhh!~”
The second Cadance came, it turned the puddle of her juices under Shining’s quaking hindlegs into a lake. Her pussy shot out beautiful sprays of crystalline lovehoney, spasming and twitching as the went. Her hindlegs locked tight over the cock she was lathering in her wake, now nearly up to Cadence's breastbone from her climax and twice as hard.
Shining awaited his wife’s next move, panting from both Cadance's release and his failure to launch his load. The second Cadance finally slid down his chest, he knew what was next.
“We’re far from done, Shinyyyy…” she purred as she locked eyes with him.
Shining’s forehooves plunged into the tight fabric of his top, trying to take it off for Cadance’s convenience. Besides the cock staining it with golf-ball-sized drops of pre, he knew Cadance loved seeing his stacked chest the most. Shining didn’t blame her; It was an altar to his tireless regimen from his Royal Guard days. His chest was ripped enough to shave corncobs against, right above a pec column Cadance could play ‘Equestria, this Land I Love’ in percussion on.
Cadance, however, elected for a cruder method of top removal. Her horntip slowly drew down the front of his shirt, the fabric parting with a steady riiiiiip.
“Oh s-shiiit… Cady…” Shining moaned as he heard the soft splish of alicorn knees hitting the soaked floor tiles. Her tongue flagged out of her maw soon after. The slick muscle tagged his last four pecs with saliva, shaking like a leaf as she ogled her husband.
“Don’t worry, Shining. Just tell me if I’m going too fast.”
Shining’s back straightened at the abandoning of her pet name. “I’m serious, I don’t think you ever could.” Shining was a royal guard after all. “Don’t worry. I’ve been through three sports and two marathon r-oh fuck!”
Cadance in one fell swoop, swallowed up half of Shining's cock. Her lips barely brushed the tip of Shining’s medial ring, but her speed in deepthroating him spoke volumes. So did Shining, a rare curse flying from his lips as his hooves flew to his head.
Cadance preferred those hooves tangling in her mane. Her hooves braced against Shining’s shaft as she pulled herself off of his glistening cock. Webs of drool bobbed from maw to member as she spoke. “C’mon, Shiny, you know my mane never tangles. Why aren’t your hooves?”
“Because that’s… not where I want them. I want to feel my…” Shining finally shut up. This time, this intended speech went to a new level for their play-time.
“What, Shining? You want to feel my horn instead?”
Shining’s forehoof brushed against the slight burn mark still on his shoulder. Right. Need a way to control the mana burn. Nearly lost the left wing of our palace. Though... Cadance’s orgasms did put it out. “Room’s a bit too small for -ah!- that.” he gasped, as Cadance lapped at his cock.
“Aww, too bad,” she said. Even on her knees, with her juices still streaming to the ground, Cadence was unbelievably magnetic. “Maybe you want to feel the wings, then?” And her long wings settled in around his sides. He stroked them with one hoof, soaking in the moans Cadance gave out.
Both the shape of the wings Shining was massaging and her moans reminded Cadance of the harps she played before. Even a teenager in the School for Gifted Unicorns needed habits, after all. “Oooooh…” she purred, her back flexing as she gripped his cock with her forehooves.
Even now, the feel of smooth keratin on her feathers was the fastest way to her heart. Besides Shining’s meaty dick.
“Ooooor-umph- maybe you wanna feel something hotter.” Finally, Shining’s sole forehoof stopped stroking her wing. Cadance’s missed the electric feel through her nerves. But with that loss came a sweet revelation. “Maybe in my throat. While you fuck it raw.”
“Yeeess,... “ Shining groaned, lost in the hundred-and-one degree gaze of his wife. Cadance moved lower, kissing the tip of his cock as she coaxed it out of its chamber. “Don’t worry Shining’. Just try not to slip.” And she lunged onto his throbbing shaft again.
Shining screamed, relief, and rapture shooting through his body as one. Beneath him, his ears were treated to a buffet. Cadance’s gurgles as she impaled herself on more of his stallionhood were thrilling. Her loins spurting crystal sap onto the floor was messy and trilling. And finally, his medial ring popping into his mouth was an unbelievable phenomenon.
Rearing back, his medial ring’s pop rang out as Cadance fucked herself on him. Shining’s hips soon joined in, the new sound of plapplapplaps Making Cadence's eyes roll into her head.
The sloshing of her drooling slit made their knees and hooves tremble on the drenched floor. Shining didn’t even notice, but Cadance’s pools of poison were spreading further out. By the time Cadance’s hoof cruised into her folds to stoke her lust, those lakes reached halfway across the room.
“Glugglugglugglug-” Cadance delightfully choked out. Her head pistoned harder on Shining’s colossal cock. Every inch of his vein-ridden meat-cannon thrilled her nerves as she finally took it into her throat She’d reached almost instantly, her strokes turned practiced as they moved lower.
Shining’s moaning spurred her on to more dirty tricks, as her horn lit up. Her husband’s moans got louder as two ethereal hooves materialized before her wet snout. Soon, those phantom limbs pushed onto the last few inches of cocksheath her mouth wasn’t gobbling. With three sources of stimulation, Shining was soon a panting wreck, his hips snapping his stallionhood into Cadance’s hungry mouth.
Those ripe cumsacks of Shining were next on Cadance’s list. With two glowing hooves to make his flare ballooning in her throat, her actual hooves cradled those golf-ball-sized testes. The rush of life flowing throbbing between her hooves (like it felt when she first held Flurry) made her swivel those balls around. Soon, her drool lathered them slippery enough that her hooves slipped around them. The two inch high-pool of marecum seeped into her hindlegs, the edges of the sticky puddle spilling under the room's door.
Cadance soon trembled from a new sensation, however. Shining’s left forehoof reached down as he doubled over in bliss, pressing against his wife’s stuffed throat. Shifting it around, he felt the bulge his massive member made as it pistoned in and out of Cadance’s throat. The rippling impact made both of them yelp.
While Shining was approaching climax, however, Cadance wasn’t close. Even with his cock and her forehoof slamming into her two holes, even with the pool her squirting snatch was producing, Cadance thrashed in vain.
Shining, however, was far over those rapids. “Cady, oh fuck, fuck, fuuuuuck!” he wailed, his flare lodging air-tight in Cadance’s throat. Immediately, Cadance’s horn made her throat slippery as an eel. She’d had times where Shining's cock got knotted in her, and didn’t want anything but his delicious cum stuck in her throat today.
And what a bounty Shining had for her today! Thick, pearly and coming in hot strings, Cadance’s stomach soon filled out with his virile seed. Shining soon drew back his cock, the enchantments allowing him easy removal.
Cadance’s tongue was soon plastered thick with sperm. She gurgled happily at the salty- pungent taste of his cum as it bubbled in her mouth. Then that lump in her throat once made by his bulging cock reappeared, his cum sliding down in greedy gulps.
The second Cadance stood up, however, the faint splashes of cum brought Shining down to planet Equus. That pool of marecum her hoof had driven from her dripping cum had turned into a deluge. It was soaking Shining's fetlocks now, but he only had eyes for Cadance’s carnal look.
And her lips soon presented themselves to Shining as she turned around - her pussy-lips, anyway. Her tail flagged up to fully bare herself to her partner, clit just as drenched with cum as her maw, .
Despite this offering, however, Shining was slowly taking note of the increasingly flooded room. “Cady, are you sure~?”
“I need this!” Cadance almost screamed. “Don’t worry about me, this room, anypony else! Please, fuck me!”
But Shining knew only one thing would get the stallionhood going flaccid. “C’mon, Cady. Let me know how much you need thi-”
“Breed me, Shining,” Cadence hissed. Her wings flashed out, fanning ripples into
“Shit, Cady,” breathed Shining. “Brain must be frying if you can’t last this long without my cock.”
Cadance’s forehoof reached down, hitched onto the side of her pussy lips and pulled hard. Her leaking flower splashed down into the flooded floor. “Is this coming from a mare who’s lost her brain? Or one who literally needs you to fuck them out?”
Shining finally nodded. The Crystal Empire required something to stop the gusher between his wife’s legs. The flood hazarding demanded it. Quickly, he thrust forward, his meatspear slapping underneath Cadance’s sodden barrel as he did. Their hips collided as Shining’s messy thrusts slathered his pre over his wife’s abdomen.
Goodness, I’m hard again? Shining shuffled that thought away and finally drew back his hips to line himself up with Cadance‘s clit. With a slow thrust, inch after inch of his stallionhood plunged into Cadance’s love tunnel.
“Ag! Shining! Pump another foal in me! Pump in ten of them!” Cadance’s wanton moans rang in Shining’s ears. Cadance's hooves flew to his waist and pulled him in closer. Shining and Cadance’s chests heaved as they slid against one another. The growing sweat soon made their bodies as slick as the dick sliding in and out between them.
For Cadance, it was like fucking heaven. The cock that she was so delightfully filled with was blazing hot, the lakes of juices beneath her were hair-raisingly cool. And Cadance’s brain was blitzing out on the sensation.
Meanwhile, Shining had to brace his own forehooves around the joints of Cadance’s wings as she panted beneath him. Their chests were flush against one another’s, frantic breaths making them feel wet and heavy. With another salacious pop - his medial ring pumping into her tight cavern - his grip on her tightened. Cadance was suddenly all he could feel, his near-airtight seal in her snatch keeping her from filling the castle with her love juices. It was like damming up a flooded stream, and he fucking loved it.
Shining drew back. Slammed back in. Fought to keep his shocks in his system for making him cum then and there. And then letting out an animalistic roar when Cadance came on the first thrust, mewling like a bitch in heat. Another centimeter of sparkling marecum oozed out around his min shaft.
“Shining! How did you -ohh!- do it?!” Cadance’s mane nearly touched the floor as she wailed wantonly for him. But at this point, she didn’t have time to recover now. Shining’s dick was glorious, and bending her mind just as it did her drenched depths. His next thrust made her limbs curl, especially by the joints of her wings as he continued massaging them. Her clit wildly clamped on the dick it was polishing with her geyser of clitsap.
Soon, her climax wasn’t being extended, it was being redoubled. On the seventh thrust of Shining’s erection, he finally brushed against a pack of nerves deep in Cadance. A cry tore itself from her maw, wet and needy and incoherent. Right behind it was Cadance’s second orgasm, her pussy spasming around Shining’s cock. And thankfully, Shining didn’t stop, because her speech was in no state to give him any encouragement but purrs and shouts.
Shining soon hitched up both of Cadance’s legs, rutting her ruthlessly against the wall of the foyer. His stamina was showing through in waves, as his legs stiffened against the soaked floor.
Cadence’s head, lying against the wall, was right at eye level for Shining to drink in. The smell of heat and fizzling magic as her horn sparked against the wall was breathtaking. The sight of her eyes dilating as she watched him fuck her senseless was dazzling. And it was way too damned hot when he bent down to grip his wife’s mane with his teeth. Purple, red, and golden locks catching in his muzzle as he slowly pulled Cadance’s head back.
Besides saving the wall, the yank on Cadance’s mane made her arousal spike even more. She was on orgasm number three, and spiraling into a fourth as the new angle her bent body gave him struck at her G-spot relentlessly. Thankfully, Shining was close to coming again, the obscenely loud sloshing of her pussy being plowed drove him on.
“Cum for me, Shhhiinneeeeee~!” Cadance cried to the highest levels of their palace. She shamelessly spread her spasming hindlegs out for him, hoping it’d show what her speech barely could. “Breed me! Bree-~oh, YES!”
Shining received the message and his second release at once. His cockhead flared again in Cadance’s tight channel and she had no desire to let him go this time. His grip tightened too; she’d be filled to the brim with his foalbatter before they were done with this game today. Sticky seed shot into Cadence’s tunnel, her womb filling within seconds. Her pink stomach was next, bulging out to strain at her skirt. Soon, it looked like a lap band around her gut.
But Cadance wasn’t done, even as her next and final orgasm gushed out of her air-tight walls. They’d been milking Shadow like he was on Sweet Apple Acres. This time, it exceeded that, as stallion spunk and crystalline marecum sloshed out to the floor in fountains.
The streams did taper off, and Shining and Cadance’s stayed there. Cadance was still stuck in her soaked skirt and stockings, arched against her husband and mewling. Shining’s muscles felt like they were sauna-ridden, his pecs twitching every time the pink rump clamped over his dick jiggled.
But despite it all, both of them were happy, almost deliriously so. Cadance’s ass sliding back and forth against Shining’s thighs, both stimulating him and easing his deck out of her tight folds. In a minute, she’d finally gotten his cock free, the massive length slapping against Shining’s barrel as he collapsed next to her.
Stuck against the wall, their hips still grinding lewdly against one another’s, Shining bathed in the radiant glow his wife gave off. His eyes dilated as he took in the sight of her messy mane, her sly grin, and the pearly dots of cum still staining her lips. Shining could feel that there was likely something he’d missed in their passionate romp, but his brain refused to exert the effort to find out what.
Then they heard the dreaded sound of heavy volumes hitting the floor outside. Notable, it was followed up with soft sloshes as well, as the lake of marecum outside the door rippled.
‘My goodness, who flooded this room?! “Twilight’s shocked voice trickled into their ears, still too lost in lust to comprehend. “I think I can save the first two hundred years if I can-what in the bluest part of Tartarus are you two doing?!”
For Cadance, looking at her sister-in-law with a look that was still too well-fucked, all she could think of was TGIF: Thank Goodness for Incognito’d Flurry. Twilight had come alone. But right now, she looked ready to faint. Considering how thick the lovejuice musk in this room was, it’d probably suffocate the poor little alicorn soon.
“Twilight - get the drainage ponies and Derpy, I know they’re outside. Tell them I’ll double their rates if this doesn’t hit the ears of anypony outside the Palace.” Cadance gasped, her body shaking from water deprivation. Weakly, she shot Twilight a lopsided smirk. “By the by, tell Auntie Celestia I said I forgive her for the dildo she cribbed from me. And that I’m available if she really wants to feel it womb-deep.”
But Twilight’s eyes were on something different. Specifically, the knocked-over cabinets that even Cadance didn’t know their lovemaking had collapsed. And the various tomes soaking in her desire like Shining was. “B-b-books… they're ruiiiiined! Ruiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee-”
Cadance recognized the signs of a breakdown immediately. “Call Celestia! And tell her to come with 12 C.C.s!” she barked to Shining.
“Of blood? But Twilight’s no-”
“Twelve copies of Calculustory! It’s Twilight's favorite book when she was young! Hurry!”
“-Eeeeeeeeeeeee-”
“We do not understand, sister. Five entire hospitals full of pregnancy reports and no culprit?”
“None whatsoever, Luna.” Celestia said, keeping her eyes locked on her sister. It was only half a day after Twilight had been returned to them, sobbing uncontrollably about a barrister of her ‘Palace of Book’ being ruined by Her-knows-what. But given that Derpy had tried to hump her leg as she’d stepped into the Crystal Palace, she feared the worst.
Thankfully Cadance was there to explain it all to them (after her IV-drip refueling.) Goodness, that her empire nearly suffered a copy of Chrysalis’s love spell so quickly after the wedding?
“Well, it’s a good thing you’re here then, sister. I do hope that Shining can help with this…” Luna eerily looked at both Crystal Empire rulers. “...sudden flash-flood.” Her gaze narrowed at Cadance. “We wonder, though…”
“Wonder what?” Cadence said, hoping her prompt response would keep Luna’s eyes away from her sweat beading on her neck.
“All of the locations were at before this was visited by you shortly before. Shining, as well.”
Those beads of sweat started to turn into rivers. “Is that so?” Cadance asked, straightening out her skirt and top again.
“Indeed. So we must know, considering you are the one who planned those meetings out…”
Cadance gulped thickly, then steeled her face.
“Was this your plan to restore the Empire's population after the deaths caused by Sombra’s wars?"
"... yes.” Cadance said with a straight face. “Planned. From the beginning."
“And I must assume that the flooding was also a way to test your Palace’s defense?” Celestia chirped, trotting back into the courtyard they were in. “Certainly, your magical signature is all over this.”
“W-what else would that be from, your highness?” Shining stuttered. “After all if it were anything else then it’d be possibly unsavory and if it was that I’d be nervous but I’m not ner-ow!” Cadance’s forehoof jabbed into Shining’s side before his sheepish smile could give them away.
“Oh, there's no need to stand on ceremony with me, my nephew.” Celestia giggled. “We're happy you’ve got so many little ponies to help you in your neck of Equestria. Come my sister; let us lead them to it.” Celestia hovered above the ground, but didn’t follow Luna into the sky. Hovering next to Cadance’s side, Celestia’s voice dropped. “And also, Cadance…”
“Yes, Celestia?” Cadence’s face brightened.
This time, Celestia was the one swallowing back a wad of saliva. “I… do apologize for the borrowing of your tool. You said you hadn’t needed it since high school-”
“And I still don’t. Not with my husband.” Cadence nuzzled Shining’s neck. “But I think you're talking more of the sex toy than the stallion. You need a better one?”
“A bigger one, actually. Hearts and Hooves is tomorrow.”
“I’m not too sure-
“And my estrus is the day after that.”
“Studded or non-studded?”
“Studded is your sister-in-law's thing, Cadance. Metal, and shaped like my cutiemark at the top, if you can.”
“Oooh, Celestia, you’re soooo disgusting.”
“... Please stop drooling, Cadance. I’ll send a Royal Guard tonight to tell you where to send it.”
“Maybe if I get pictures back. Now hurry, before Luna notices you're gone. We still have to un-soggify Twilight's books - I think Pinkie was talking about her 'bluescreening', whatever that is.”
Just then Twilight Sparkle, being led out on a stretcher, started twitching again. Cadance immediately lit up her horn, a pristine copy of Dragons and Dudgeons: Tips for Taking Care of Hatchlings, 6th Edition, popped into existence on her sister's cot.
“Look, Twilight! Book!” Cadance said.
“Oh. Book.” Twilight turned to it. “Boooook…” she pronounced, opening it and reading.
“‘Member when Flurry Heart’s emergencies were our biggest?” Shining whispered to Cadance. “Family-wise, I mean.”
“Yes, well. I shall see to it that Twilight gets the best-” Then Celestia’s ears flipped back in horror. “Is that the sixth edition of D&D? With the full-page dragon anatomy diagrams?”
Cadance nodded. “Yes, the most recent. Why?”
Shining turned back to Twilight and the soft squishing sound from her direction. His jaw dropped. “Is my sister cl-”
“Boook… book… oh yesss, book…” moaned Twilight, her sloshing picking up as she squirmed over the still-open ledger.
“We just got done talking about Twilight having studded dildos and you gave her that? Why do you think that she is here and not with Spike?!“ gasped Celestia.
“I... don’t know whether to pull up a seat or call up Doctor Horse.” Cadance whistled. A stern thorat-clearing next to Cadance made her focus, though. “But getting her away from Luna’s more important. Celestia?”
"... I want a butt plug too, Cadance. Same model as the toy we talked of before. Hoof-sized."
"Deal. Also-"
"Yes I know, I'm disgusting, mention it again and you're suspended from Empire duties."
"I'll put my hoof in your butt."
"I'll like it, then depose you, then get the toy out and plug it in my other hole."
Cadance smiled looking back at Shining. It really is gonna be a hectic couple of days, isn’t it?