The Gaming Youth I Never wanted

by Echonic

First published

"People die when they are killed" a teen with suicidal tendencies once said, But does that count when you've been turned into a little unicorn thing in another world?.

When I found myself in the body of an six year old Horse Demon thing with a horn and glittery hair in the middle of nowhere lying on a bunch of snow in what I thought looked like a cartoon world I knew I had gone insane.

Then I realized I had died.. yet I didn't know how, I also realized I hate this body, I mean like seriously, why a horse?. So when a blue screen appeared before me with and said Welcome to the game I knew this sh*t was gonna be wack.


(This story features: Human turned Unicorn Foal, Gamers System and slight "RGRE ''Reverse Gender Role Equestria" Also Loads of profanity for absolutely no reason and will probably not feature that many known character's nor will it feature much romance, I also added anime references because I want to p*ss people off)

1 - Tutorials and Magical Girls

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Damp hair matted my face and my fur felt some what itchy 'I'm probably not gonna get a shower am I' I thought to myself, the sound of water dripping from the moist ceiling was making me even more agitated than I already am, and I've been hearing it for a long looong time.

I felt some what heavy, perhaps it was caused by the iron chains surrounding my entire body, the chains on the dildo on my forehead felt even more heavy. like they doubled it's mass compared to the rest of the of these fucking chains.

My body was covered in what looked like thick quickly healing gashes around certain muscle areas, most likely to try and prevent me from moving around. Not like it'd work though, [Gamers Body] works all to well.

I heard what sounded like whimpering and desperate screaming in the other cells, I vaguely make out the words of my new cell neighbor saying "Princess Celestia will save us all.." I accidentally snorted in amusement.

'No one was going to come, it's already been two weeks' I let out another snort of amusement out at my own thoughts.

I tried making my way over to the bars already thinking of despairing things to say to my cell neighbor just to make myself feel a little better and to maybe get my thoughts off the uncomfortability of being layered in blood, mud, feces, grime, and piss, and other things.

I stood up chains rattling all around me, and then preceded to try and walk over to the cell neighbor, Try being a keyword here because as soon as I tried to stand up I felt the wounds on my legs start opening up.

It was painful but not painful enough to stop me, I took a couple steps forward having already found my ground.

-1 HP
-8 HP
-16 HP
-[Status affect [Bleeding] has been afflicted]

I grimaced at the system as it started healing my wounds again, but I preserved further.

I managed to reach the other cell feeling some what tired.. likely due to blood loss and carrying one hundred kilos of chains on me, I was only a foot away from the side of the cell.

It was as far as the length of the main chains allowed me to without shocking me.. I mean it, these are enchanted electrifying chains made especially for me.

If I try damaging them I get shocked, if I try removing them I get shocked, if I try using magic... I get tortured. I even tried using several different gaming techniques I've learned to get the fuck out of them, and then.. maybe even out of here.

It almost worked once but then I was brought back by a bunch of guards to the cell and covered in even more chains.

I peeked through the bars to get a better view of the person, and then I realized.. it was a child, a shivering child, a small shivering unicorn child crying out for her mommy and daddy.

Suddenly I just felt the urge to turn back to the spot I came from and think about the fact I was just about to probably traumatize this kid just to make myself feel better.

I took a step back before turning around and started painstakingly drag myself to my previous position I took a sigh of relief as I thought the child didn't notice me.. I was wrong.

"Um hello?, who.. who are you mistah chains?" The child had in fact noticed me, and was now starting to talk to me I had two options, Ignore the kid or talk back.

I sighed and turned around, the pain was starting to dampen as my pain tolerance skill seemed to start working,

"I am not these chains.. you speak of" I paused raising my hoofs slightly "I am The Great and Powerful Demon king, Hellscythe" I said in the most enthusiastic tone I could muster, which at this point just sounded serious and not happy at all.

I mentally sighed at the fact I couldn't even start a joke without it sounding like I was dead inside.

"Demon.. King?" the child asked with an adorable tilt of her head, I almost reached out a ha- hoof to pet the child but managed to control myself.

"Yes, I am the Demon King, The one who shall perform miracles and save the world!" I said rather loudly, the guards of my cell turned around to me before giving me a warning glare and turned back around, I simply smirked at their backs.

"What is thou name.. child" I asked, not that i'd remember her after she dies but I might as well.

The child looked at me in awe of my theatrics and lack of giving a fuck "Um, um! my name is-

"I don't believe this was the beginning of his adventure's, It seems I am not as good at archive magic as I thought I had been, Hmm.. hmmm ah! it seems this is where it all begins!"


I dislike introductions they are short and meaningless, most of the times you meet someone they give out their names and you must do so in return they call this 'Social norms' this doesn't matter as hopefully you will never have to meet that person again.

I also have a distinct hate for such things as human interaction and 'chatting' also texting but that doesn't matter right now.

I don't care for your name nor do you for mine, as you will forget my name anyway sooner or later, but I guess i'll throw you a bone here, my name is Abraxas.

I'm currently siting on a pile snow with a confused expression on my horse face staring at a glowing screen that seems to be measuring my worth and the surroundings that seemed to have the amount of depth a cartoon has.

I look around warily. nothing seemed to be out of the ordinary except everything looking like it was taken straight out of a child's drawing, so I finally muster up the courage to actually look at the damn thing before I was going to freeze to death.


Name: Abraxas Von Karmesberg
Title: (No [Title] Equipped)

How does it know my name?

(LV): 1
(EXP): 0/100

L..V? whats that mean, is it like levels from video games or something.

Health Points: 250 [100%]
Health Regeneration: 0.12% per minute

Is that like.. my health or is it my hit points.

Mana Points: 1800 [100%] [LOCKED]
Mana Regeneration: 1.68% per minute

Mana is magic HOLY SHIT i'm a mage 'Magus walk the path of death' or something right! Kiritsugu [1], do I now have to walk that path too, wait it says it's locked, why- why must you do this to me?! also why the fuck is it may higher than my health points?.

Age: 6 years
Aging rate: ?%

I'm six years old now yet the only thing I could care about is why I look like an amputee with dark blue skin and glittery hair.

Strength: 3 [F- Rank]
Vitality: 5 [F- Rank]
Dexterity: 2 [F- Rank
Intelligence: 18 (36) [F Rank]
Wisdom: 21 (42) [F Rank]
Charisma: 6 (12) [F Rank]

Wisdom's my highest huh now that's a surprise, why are the numbers in front of the first ones in brackets? maybe there what my actual stat points amount to?.

Stat points- 5
Perk Points-1

Free stat points to.. use I guess I still don't really get it.

Luck:?

Luck is a literal question mark, "I'm confused too buddy" I said to my Luck status.

Bio:
Abraxus Karmesberg was once a sixteen year old Human that has a deep seated hatred for (?) after death he became a six year old (?) of the (?) variety, whether or not he has potential we do not know, but with the Gamers Mind and Body anything can happen.

Sixteen years old and death huh, I could make the whole joke of 'I'm to young too die' but I guess i'm a little late, i'm so eerily calm it's starting to scare me. I'm apparently a game character now? 'Wow I wouldn't have guessed' I thought to myself sarcastically.

Race: ? +100% to all mental stats

More question marks and now I guess I'll have to find out what I've become by myself, me having double mental stats is pretty fucking useful though, it surprises me that charisma is even a mental stat.. I guess that's why it isn't called beauty?

Cutiemark: (Unknown)

I giggled at the name thinking it sounded really gay, what is a cutiemark even, do you get a cute looking mark or something that makes you look like a cutie?

Element: (?)

I'm guessing Element means that if I find out what it is my magic will either be only good with me using spells with my element or me only being able to use one type of magic later on, both didn't sound very good to be honest.

Perk(s): (Empty)

Perks? i'll find out later I guess.

Skill(s)
[Gamers Mind] Lv Max (Passive)
[Gamer Body] Lv Max (Passive)

So this is probably what's been making me calm huh.. I pressed on the Gamers mind Icon with my hoof thing and was suprised when it made solid contact with the blue screen, it was time to see if I could find some details.

Effects
-Allows user calmly and logically think things through.
-Allows Peaceful state of mind in all situations.
-Immunity to all psychological status effects

-[Status affect [Fear] [Panic] and [Anger] have been averted.

..Wah what the fuck!? I'm being brainwashed by my own skill! this is so fucked up, I can't even probably feel over half of my human emotions anymore... shit FUCK! I tried feeling rage but it kept showing the same fucking [Status affect] Averted shit.

I'm definitely not human anymore that's for sure, I sighed before falling backwards onto the cold snow before trying to grasp unto the remaining shards of my sanity..

And failing miserably what the fuck was I supposed to do right now, I was in a six year olds body and in the middle of fucking winter fu- *Ping* I was about to give out the rest of my despairing monologue but was interrupted by a newer smaller screen appearing before me.

Would you like to start the Tutorial
Y/N

Fuck it I'll have some fun before I'll freeze myself to death. I pressed on yes only narrowly avoiding no since my stump was to fucking big, Uh wait that sounded wrong.

Welcome to the tutorial, I will explain everything about the Gamer system to you. first of all you cannot get rid of this power nor can you ignore it as there will be serious repercussions in doing so.

Shit it saw through my plans.

I know you have many questions but let me tell you about Mana, Mana or magic as they call it here resides everywhere and in every being it passively strengthen's some and allows others to fly it even allows some to control it. Magic is everywhere in the air in the ground and even in you, remember this.

More spiritual bullshit how boring.

Health points are rather simple, these are your hit points when they become Zero you are dead, you will see this on most beings.

I was more surprised at the fact I wasn't losing HP from the cold ye-

-4 HP
<Cold resistance> is now level 2!

Well shit I jinxed it

I will now explain to you how the growth system works, the users growth system focuses on your body components and breaks them down into stats, Vitality, Strength, Dexterity, Intelligence, Wisdom, Charisma, and Luck.

Took a while i'm literally freezing my ass out here.

Lets see.. More Strength can make you hit harder and can determine how much you can lift, It also brings up your Health regeneration by 0.04% a minute by each point.

Super strength sounds awesome I always did want to be like Shizuo [2] one day, And the fact i'll be able to eventually heal like A real fucking Vampire [3] sounds pretty awesome too.

Putting more points into Vitality can bring up your life expectancy, It will bring up your HP by 50 points each stat point you put into it, put enough into it and you could possibly not die from mortal wounds.. such as getting your head chopped off or getting stabbed through the heart!.

Okay.. maybe this is more Alucard style, shocking your enemy by running into their swords and them killing them sounds nice.

Dexterity can give you the speed of a cheetah and the reflexes of someone who seems to have a sixth sense, maybe if you spend enough points into this one you may actually get a sixth sense!.

This one sounds like a coward stat, it could help if you're blind or couldn't see how fast your opponent was swinging his or her sword.. actually maybe dodging isn't all that bad it probably hurts a lot less that's for sure.

Wisdom could possibly actually make you more wise and maybe even one day give good advise, this one increases mana regeneration by 0.04% a minute per point, it also lets you recognize patterns in attacks earlier.

Constantly spamming magic attacks and knowing what your opponent is going to do also sounds good to be honest-

'Ping!'

<Cold resistance> is now level 3!

I still don't feel it's effects yet.. i'm going to probably die before it reach's level ten.

Intelligence is something we all know you don't have much of so increasing it may help, each stat point spent on this stat will bring your MP points up by 50.

The more higher this stat is the more likely of a chance to remember something!, it also allows you to learn skills faster and level them up a whole lot faster too you're welcome!.

Wow like seriously even this game is teasing me that's definitely not cool, but it seemed like wisdom and intelligence were good stats if you're going for a pure wizard path.

Charisma allows you to charm people, for example someone with [A rank] Charisma can basically make anyone do his/her bidding and fall in love with them.

You could also perhaps command a weak willed enemy to.. kill themselves with enough charisma.
in the eyes of another even you could possibly look more handsome and have a stronger aura with each and every point

This could possibly be the most op stat if you spent enough points in it, who cares about killing things when you could make them do your bidding, [A Rank] magic what are you gonna do cast Explosion [4] A rank strength what are you going to do make earthquakes and accidentally break everything you touch,

A rank vitality sounded pretty cool though A rank dexterity not so much, and A rank wisdom sounded useless without a high rank Intelligence, Charisma and vitality was obviously the way to go if I don't die today.

Luck's a gambling stat with a high enough luck you could possibly find a artifact just by walking around town, the other times you could walk into a casino and win every game,

With an extremely low ranked luck you could encounter extremely high leveled enemy's just by going to a shop, everything breaks around you and everyone hates you because bad things happen around you.

But you are a being that has his luck change at every moment, you could possibly find a precious amulet with your friends and nothing bad happens until you are back at home and your friends fall down dead on the floor from some mysterious disease.

This could of been a good stat to invest in to bad it seemed like thanks to this everything was gonna go to shit.

'Ping!'

<Cold resistance> is now-

I waved away the pop up in annoyance, the sound was starting to piss me off.

-You can increase stats by training, studying, pondering, looking good, and leveling up by doing quests or by.. Killing things.

Training huh, that sounded like a pain but possibly a thing I should probably spend time on, to bad i'm lazy.

With every Level you get 5 points and 1 Perk point you can also get perk and stat points by completing certainquests.

Blah blah blah moving on i'm getting bored now.

I shall now give you an explanation about the perk tree, by doing certain things and gaining certain reputation with some race's can unlock the requirements of certain Perks.

Finally something more interesting, perks sounds like something I could use right now, maybe something like a perk that reduces the cold.

For example gaining a [Honored] status from members of certain race's can unlock perks related to them, getting a high enough reputation with a changeling could unlock the [Shape Shifter] perk allowing you to change forms for the cost of some MP, you can also unlock Perks by killing creatures and beasts.

A diplomatic and a slayer route eh, why not both.

'Ping!'

I waved the screen away before it even appeared, could I turn this damn thing off!

Finding out your Race, Cutiemark and Element will give you certain bonuses that may help you find your goal in life.

So finding my.. cute mark thing would help me find my purpose, who would've known, but it still hasn't explained what exactly an element is nor did it explain my race or this worlds sentient race, this is going to be a pain in the ass to find out isn't it.

Reputation with beings can go all the way from Despised to Exalted here's an example.

[Reputation]

So I could possibly find out how a person feels about me this way?.


100/100 [Obsessed] People you have this reputation with probably know more about you than even you do, they stalk you pick up all your trash and do unspeakable things with it, they consider you untouchable so don't worry about it.. too much, they will also die for you and obey every command you give them if you ordered them to do so.

A blessing and a curse.. just like my luck, how is it even possible to gain this status with anyone? yet another question that will never be answered.

80/100 [Exalted] People you have this reputation with will praise the ground you walk on and speak wonderful things about you as if you are some legendary hero from the heavens.

Living like this sounds too bothersome to keep up.

60/100 [Revered] People you have this reputation with will have deep respect and admiration for you and praise you for your actions,

I think even reaching this with somebody sounds like too much work, maybe charisma helps reputation gains?.

40/100 [Honored] People you have this reputation with will ask for autographs and feel generally honored to be in your presence.

This sounds way more normal than the rest most celebrity's probably have this status.

20/100 [Friendly] People you have this reputation with are mostly friends and will just love you for who you are as you will with them, they also offer better prices if they are selling things, they trust you with secrets you should probably keep too.

People who have this status with each other sound way more friendly then my friends, also that last part is cringe worthy please remove it.

0/100 [Neutral] People you have this reputation with have probably never heard of you before or just don't care about you all that much nor do they find you all that trustworthy.

This sounds like most people I come across on a daily basis, a blank slate where you can either make them hate you or love you.

-20/100 [Unfriendly] People you have this reputation with just don't like you either because you are being you or you did something to piss them off, while they probably won't attack you, you should look out just in case since hate grows in time, they will also start bad rumors about you.

This is starting to give me middle school flashbacks, and it also kinda looks like a description of most teenage girls, like seriously spreading bad rumors is a keyword here.

-40/100 [Hostile] People you have this reputation with will attack you and not listen to your plea before they execute you.

I'm glad trying or doing this in my world would send you to jail.. but what about this world.

-60/100 [Hated] People you have this reputation with Hate everything about you and would rather die than interact with you, be careful of these people they spread hate like a virus.

Lets just hope I don't accidentally trigger this status.

-80/100 [Despised] People you have this reputation with is because you let everyone spread hate about you and now the whole village, town, city, continent, world despise's your gut and will actively waste money trying to kill you, but it's okay you still have me! :).

You already make it sound like it happened! and having you for company sounds extremely lonely, to be perfectly honest getting the despised status sounds great if you want to become a scape goat for the worlds anger and hate cycle and then die and 'boom' you've achieved world peace for a couple of years, but I'm no Lelouch [5] so no thanks.

-100/100 [Obsessed] I don't know what you just did but you probably tortured someones loved ones in front of them while laughing cruelly in their face, You're on your own this time nothing will save you.. this person will do absolutely everything in their power to kill you and possibly torture you, you are on their mind 24/7 and certain gods will give their power to these individuals so they can take their revenge.

So i'll become an antagonist who will die no matter what?, also this sounds like a fucking horrible thing to do, not to mention fucking idiotic. if someone actually tried getting a minus obsessed status their literally asking for death.

These are just the main Reputation Statuses there are several custom ones like [Best Friend], [Lovers] and [Comrades] but this was just an example.


Good I was wondering if it was only possible to be honored or hated, thankfully it seems like that is not the case so what's next.. lets see perk tree.

[Perks]

Here you will see the Perk tree chose wisely!, also here's the tip for today, it's possible to rank some perks up with training or continuous use!.

[Mad Enhancment] [Rank -E]- 1pp
Mad Enhancement at Rank E only allows it's user to feel no pain, The higher the rank gets the more your physical rank parameters are raised at the cost of all reasoning. Can also be turned of and on.

It seems like [Gamers mind] won't work on this one.. also no.

[Mana Burst] [Rank -E]- 1pp
Mana Burst at Rank-E only allows for short bursts of moment to be allowed, At it's Highest rank even a stick can become a weapon of great power, And a normal weapon can be destroyed in one blow. Can also raise one's defense several times over. They're are also several forms of Mana Burst.

Now this was a perk with potential!, unfortunately I already found the one I wanted.

[Independent Manifestation] [Rank -E]- 1pp
Independent Manifestation at Rank -E the bearer gains a resistance towards instant-death effect attacks as well as charm resistance, at it's Highest Rank you can't be affected by time manipulation, universe and reality altering effects.

This one had to be the one, fighting some one over-powered who will kill you in one hit.. you will be fine tis but a scratch!, not to mention even at Rank -E it was already almost fully fleshed out.

Are you sure you wish to purchase this Perk?
Y/N

I pressed yes immediately and used up my only perk point, but it's fine becau-

'Ping!'

<Cold resistance> is now level 6!

I literally heard myself growling at it "FUCK YO-" I almost shouted at it.. but that's weird I don't remember growling. I then heard what sounded like small footsteps behind me, I turned around as quick as I could.

I saw what looked like a pack of five pastel colored wolves, made out of wood? Whatever I don't even care anymore everything in this world was weird.. actually was this even a different world?

What if this was a coma or I've been taken too a secret facility and injected with drugs that let you live your life as a game in a cartoonish looking wor-

"Ah! shit" I yelled out in worry breaking me me from my thoughts as my body jumped sideways doing a nose dive right into the snow as one of those wooden wolves barreled right into the spot I was just standing on, I can't believe I just lost myself in my thoughts in front of a bunch of wolves.

I quickly stood up on unsteady legs trying my best at brushing the snow from my face quickly.

I briefly pondered on a bunch of plans I have, the first was flee and act like this never happened but that option was beyond my capability's right now because even walking was a little too hard for me right now since I couldn't even take steps without using all my focus on moving my back legs and walking in a pattern.

If I couldn't do that I couldn't physically fight against these beasts, so it only left one option I could think of right now, Using magic I don't even know how to use magic but I will have to learn it fast right now. I jumped right dodging yet another wolf saving me from a tasteless death.

I focused trying to start a fire with my 'magic'.. It's not working 'Oh yea it's locked' "umpf" I dodge yet another one I was already getting tired and the wolves were beginning to start circling me, I even tried using basic science to ignite or transmutate the air, I had to unlock my magic right now or else I was definitely going to die!.

"Fuck, Fire Bolt, Big boom, Stupify!" Nothing was working and time was running out yet I still felt somewhat calm, I tried remembering what the game said about magic.

"Magic is everywhere in the air in the ground and in every being alive.. even you, remember this"

If I couldn't use it in the air I guess i'll have to use my own! the wolves were getting closer but I ignored them in favor of closing my eyes. A dark purple aura started glowing on my horn I didn't see it but definitely felt it.

12- MP
-8 MP
345- MP

<Mana Control> Skill has been created!

Magic swirled around my horn in a spiral shape I started using my Mana to gather even more magic from the air, It feels somewhat like having an ghost limb grabbing shit (Mana) and adding it to my horn.

I had no idea what the fuck I was doing but it was working, the wolves started inching backwards.

239- MP
490- MP

<Mana Control> has leveled up by 3!

And then everything felt clear to me I could feel things I couldn't have before.. and before I knew it I was sucking in more and more of the mana from the earth and air unconsciously, it drained my reserves until they were beyond empty but I kept charging more and more into my horn.

<Mana Control> has leveled b-

I slowly started rising into the air, Out of my eyes seeped glowing pink magic and my horn started looking like a glowing star.

I felt like I was in heaven, and before I knew it I was slowly losing my consciousness- and probably about to become a magical super nova, but I could care less at this moment.

Mana Points: -?/1800 [0%]

The wolves that had been inching away had started barking and retreated a few feet backwards I didn't notice, my mind was still bathed in pleasure.. if this is what magic feels like I want to become magi-

[Gamer Mind] has been activated!

And suddenly feeling vanished and I was back on what seemed like hell to what I just felt I was also severely fatigued, But I had just one objective, release the stupendous amount of Mana I had just wasted.

Me being disoriented and tired got the wooden wolves to start running at me with full force their mouths wide open ready to take a bite.. but it was too late.

"MAGICAL SPLASH FLARE!" [6] I shouted out a suicide attack, possibly the loudest I've ever been and swung my horn down upon the mere centimeter away wolves.


For a while the critters and creatures of the forest looked In the same direction obviously sensing a disturbance in the air,

Then for a while seemed as if time stopped and-"BOOM" A large pink spiral blasted out from the trees and than exploded outward forming an upside down bowl shape that seemed to blast outward for several hundred meters.

All the trees within a thousand meter distance were ripped of the ground and flew away into the horizon like twigs not to mention all the wildlife and snow too.


<Magical Splash Flare> Magical Spell has been added to Magical Repertoire list

[Independent Manifestation] has been deactivated

Health Points: 3/250 [1%]

I stood there burns covering every inch of my body creating a stench of burned hair and flesh, one of my fore arms were missing and the other looked like a bone and some flesh clumsy strung together, I then lost consciousness and fell sideways like a limp noodle.

And my only last thought was 'Why a Magical Girl spell?' in a rather disturbed sounding horror.

End

2 - My Gaming Youth is kind of Scary

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"I'm gonna catch you!" a child like voice was heard from a distance away.

I quickly hid myself in the lush bush thickets I found after I ran out of her sight, this forest was full of em so she probably wouldn't find me even if she tried.

But, even then I would breathe quietly and stay still to avoid detection because even if you think you're on top of the world, someones gonna try to push you down.. at least that's what those cool guys on the television say.

"Where are you?" came a voice a little too close for comfort, it seemed as if she was still in my vicinity. Her voice sounded sad, as if she was already missing me even though we've only been ten minutes apart.

I felt the strange urge to comfort her but since I hated losing, it seemed that such a thing was beyond my power.

She had started to retort to checking the bushes leaping around in her orange sweater, and then a sudden wave of paranoia kicked in to my general direction. My breathing and started getting louder and I became more and more antsy and unable to sit still in the painful position I was in.

I briefly thought of running, my eyes were shut and my incessant shaking had also started shaking the bush I was in.. I then heard a crackle of what I thought were leaves right in front of me.

I opened my eyes as fast as I possibly could but was too late, as I only managed to make out an orange blur before it slammed into me with the force of a seven year girl..

Which wasn't much to most, but unfortunately I was of the same age and was hurled backwards a half meter, luckily I didn't meet the ground with much pain as the leaves of last fall had successfully dampened my obviously deadly fall.

"I win! and you lose. Another score for the awesome me!" The girls words sounded arrogant yet the tone behind them was filled with relief, probably at finding me if I guessed correctly, the smile filled with joy maybe some what contributed to this fact.

"Yes I get it.. Now are you going to get off of me or what?" I hated losing but that smile made me feel happy too.

"Heh heh, nope!" her tone took a cheeky turn as she reached out and hugged me.

"eek!" A slightly.. just slightly unmanly squeak had left my mouth, but it wasn't my fault she had just entered my personal space, my pride and joy.. how dare she, I must now launch my missiles "Then you leave me no choice, Girl" After saying my one liner I launched out my hands and ran my fingers down her side.

"Heh ha ha HA STAHP HA HA PLEASE!" by now she had fallen sideways and off of my stomach, of course I didn't stop there, I found personal amusement in her agony as I repeatedly tortured her sides.

After some time passed I too fell sideways, tired from tickling the girls sides and warnings of 'About too pee her pants' I then too started laughing, Fun wouldn't last forever so I may as well enjoy it now.

"Hah- I was kinda- hah scared you left me alone.." came the voice of a still panting girl.

I, Leave her alone? in the middle of the woods, that sounded some what cruel. I was hoping that in the time we had been together she had grown too trust that I was not one to abandon friends.

She must of seen the expression I was making as she started frantically started waving her hands around and babbling "I know you wouldn't do something- or anything like that because you're my bestest friend, but I'm happy you're still here!".

It sounded naive and sappy but her cheerful smile melted my slight feelings of betrayal away.

Then it was silent and was starting to get dark, we had somehow spent hours talking to each other under the trees, I pushed myself up to a sitting position but noticed the lack of movement my friend was making, I turned over to get a good look at her before telling her it's time to go but she wasn't moving.

Her eyes and expression were oddly blank and she only seemed to be staring forward, had she somehow fallen asleep with her eyes open? I moved in to shake her awake but then.. she spoke.

"Do you believe in Fairy tales" her voice sounded lackluster compared to her usual voice as if it weren't really her.. something was wrong she never said that before if I remembered correctly.

"Is something.. wrong?" I said warily, my instincts yelled at me to get the fuck out and run as far as I could but I can't just leave my friend behind.. can I?.

It was silent for a moment before she her head twitched and- 'Crack' I looked on in horror as the sound echoed throughout the rather empty forest, my 'Friends' head was snapped in a ninety degree angle, bone poked through th surface of her neck skin while blood poured out in a long stream.

And all throughout this.. she was smiling, it wasn't exactly her usual smile seeing as her insane grin was threatening to rip open her face.

I let out a silent scream as I scrambled backwards in an attempt to get away from what used to be my friend.

But I was too late she started crawling on all fours looking like a mad beast in doing so.

she reached me in seconds and all I could do was watch as she pushed be down and wrapped her now eerily long fingers around my neck all the while muttering the same words over and over and over again..

"Do you believe in Fairy tales" it's dark and pinprick pupil ed eyes were raking over my form as if trying to find something.

Whatever this thing was it was not my friend, it wore it's clothes and skin but failed and actually being a human, I didn't know what happened to my friend but I hope she was safe.

I was undoubtedly scared, my air flow was cut off and all I could do was stare at this thing while I was slowly going to die.

And then it said, opening it's mouth letting me see the sharp and battered teeth and smelling it's decaying breath as if it had just eaten something.. "dO yOu bElieVe iN fAIrY TalEs" it's grotesque maw opening even further to inhuman levels.

I could only close my eyes and hope something would save me, as I could not scream or shout for help as it came closer to my face as if it were about to take a bite.

"CRACK" yet another cracking sound occurred this time accompanied by a blow of wind that blew past my face, I also heard a terrible screeching noise a couple meters away.

After what seemed like hours I slowly opened my eyes and saw the strangest sight before me..

It was a dark blue quadruple looking thing with wings, a horn and wavy glowy hair standing over me, protectively? anyway it was facing the creature that now seemed to be trying to pull itself out of a tree screeching rather loudly.

"Art thee alright small monkey?" The thing with a weirdly human looking face said to me, I already felt rather insulted by this thing but remained quiet and slowly nodded my head, "We art overcome by joy at this REVELATION!" she said happily.

Oh my ears are bleeding and why is the thing speaking shakesperian?

Anyway I was already too weirded out to even care about such matters and instead turned to the beast that was once a friend, it had freed itself and let out a large screech in rage before starting to run in our general direction before being once again flung back like a ragdoll into the tree.

"Doth not worry young ape, for I PRINCESS LUNA SHALT DEFEAT THIS KNAVE!" She said once again shouting eccentrically.

First of all stop shouting, second of all why did you change my species? didn't you just say I was a monkey just a moment ago, third of all you must be kind of vain to name yourself a princess and put a gay sounding nickname behind it.

Then 'Princess Luna' ran after the creature in a great hurry, in the meantime I should try finding my friend.


It had been a while since I began walking through the rather large forest, my thoughts were still on what had just transpired. the distant, explosions, shouting and screeching were starting to fade away.

Why did everything feel so wrong? where did my friend go, when had she disappeared and what the fuck was that creature, everywhere I looked I felt nostalgia and things repeating, and why was I so calm?.

Almost like things here were a drea- I caught a glimpse of orange behind a big pine tree and quietly walked up to it.. well as quietly as one could when stepping one crunchy leaves.

I had finally found her, I abandoned my caution.. because there couldn't be more of those creatures right?

When I was a mere foot away from her I heard.. muttering "y u bl ve i n Fa y tales" no.. no no no- there couldn't be more of these creatures, where is my friend?! and why do these monsters look like her.

I took a step back preparing to run back to the 'Princess' and then I would "Snap" unfortunately I stepped on a branch and it's loud sound vibrated through out the perimeter.

The worse news was that it was now looking at me it's face hadn't changed yet so that was nice, but I probably should get the fuck out of here.

My legs seemed to also agree as I was now running for my life, I took a look back and grimaced and began running even faster, it's face took on the same horrifying face as the last one it's neck collapsed yet again at the same inhuman angle.

It was fast.. way too fast even when it was running on all fours it was faster than me, I had at least a twenty meter distance and even then it was rapidly closing in.

I need to do something now, it's getting too close.. maybe I should kill i- the sounds of rapid explosions were right ahead, hopefully the Princess won't mind if I brought another one.


"Begone Creature!" Luna shouted as she used another banishing spell on the disgusting looking Tantabus, it had been a millennium since she had a fight with something that wasn't Nightmare moon.

She hadn't been able to enter any dreams on the moon and this one was definitely a first.. and maybe a last. even if it was not a dream of a pony she would do her best to defend all of the critters of Equestria.. it would soon be hers after all, she shook her head from those thoughts.

Argh! this was starting to drain her, she was no where near her full power and the creature was a little too resilient.

The creature growled at her smugly as if sensing that she was getting tired and started closing in on her. But she refused to let someone suffer a nightmare she was the guardian of dreams after all, even if she hadn't been one for a millennium!.

The creature circled her as if she were prey.. she refused to be one.

Luna dug her hooves into the ground and breathed deeply before closing her eyes, the creature would probably think she was surrendering and attack recklessly to her front side.

She sensed the creature halt to a stop before letting out an ear piercing screech and jump to her front side.. 'Just as planned' Luna grinned "You've fell into our trap card creature!".

Luna gracefully flipped backwards into a hoof stand and curled her hind hoofs inward tensing them as much as possible before enhancing them multiple times along with her fore legs.

The monster was a mere hoof away and didn't know what the fuck just pierced through it when Luna bucked as hard as she could.

The forces of Alicorn strength, spells along a perfect technique made it so the creature didn't stand a chance when Luna lifted her self off the ground doing a small hoof jump leap before she let her tensed up legs break the sound barrier as she hit the creature so hard it upper half ripped off flying off a couple yards.

The creature didn't make a sound as it still looked on in confusion until it was too far off in the distance too see.

Luna tired face broke out into a victorious smile "HUZZAH!" she had finally defeated the creature, the little monkey was safe!, she ignored the copious amounts of blood and guts that covered her form, she was forgetting something-

Wait where was the monkey?

"Duck!" she heard as she instinctively ducked and saw two form jump over her, "Now save m-" it was the little monkey hurray!.. with another monster, her smile went slack as she saw yet another Tantabus.


"Now, save m-" I flinched as I was cut of as the creature raked its longs nails along my face, ARGhh i'm dying the pain! i'm- i'm fine? it didn't hurt I reached up and touched my face and felt nothing, no blood and no wound...

The creature was looking in my direction sheepishly and then tried looking scary again?

"What the fuck is going on?" I said feeling very confuzzled. what the fuck just happened it sliced me right?! I felt something was wrong it just didn't feel right, these creature's did this all.. to scare me.

"Step back small monkey I shalt square thine nightmare for thee!" The supposed Princess yelled loudly, yet her tired face showed it all.

Nightmare.. this was a nightmare, a dream all along! and these things entered my mind without my consent.. what a disturbing revelation.

I didn't want these things in my mind, disgusting Disgusting DISGUSTING! "Get out of my head" I said quietly yet at the same time it was so sharp it made the Princess and mockery of my friend flinch.

"But we must rid of thee of thine nightmare.." looking visibly sad and oddly adorable even with the blood and guts she had on her fur.

But I could care less right now, some things had just entered my mind and I couldn't do anything about it "OUT!"I shouted as loud as I could.

"[Gamers Mind] Activated!"

A bunch of crack formed around me as the scenery started breaking into shards.

"No please waiteth we wast just trying to h-" her words were cut off as everything broke and we fell down into the void.


I gasped out, my back lurched upwards into sitting position.

I looked down and sighed.. still a horse thing unfortunately, and even when i'm a gamer I still have nightmares.. what a pain, shit like thi- 'Ping!'

'Ping!'

'Ping!'

'Ping!'

'Ping!'

'Ping!'

I groaned into my pillow.. wait pillow? I looked around and found myself in a bed in what looked like a cozy room, how did I get here?, well I guess i'll first finds out what notifications are saying and then I'll check where the fuck I am.


You Have slept in a bed all [Status ailments] have been removed HP and MP have been restored to 100%

-[Major Mana exhaustion] has been cured!

Somehow even restoring lost limbs...


[Mana] has been unlocked!

Yeah it almost took my life unlocking the stupid fucker, at least I don't have to unlock it again.


5 Timber wolves have been completely annihilated (Level 8) (2x level 4) (level 3) (level 2): [4250 EXP] has been gained!

I killed them.. that's good, if they survived the blast I would of been pissed!


-Congratulations you are now level 6! You have 25 status points and 5pp to distribute!

Only five levels! that kinda sucks I was hoping i'd be level hundred or something.. that's a joke


You have met the title parameters for [Apprentice Magical Girl Slayer]!
When [Apprentice Magical Girl Slayer] is equipped:

Grants 25% bonus to all abilities fighting all [Evil aligned] beings!
And a 50% Bonus when using Magical girl attacks!
It also comes with an increased chance to fall into the clutches of eldritch gods!

... What? what- what even is this, please get rid of this shame on my name! why are the bonuses so good and the last line so true? and why do I feel like i'll be using this title.. i'm not even a girl! but- but those bonuses though! I will think about this, I don't think I need this right now anyway.

-[Titles] are the accumulation of ones achievements and sometimes abilities. they provide unique buffs and debuffs, titles must be equipped to experience these effects when one has worn a title long enough the effects may last even when the title is not equipped, the gamer may only be able to equip one title for now, some titles can also upgrade for even greater effects!

Shit so I definitely shouldn't wear the magical girl title for to long.


-Skill <Mana control> is now level 16!

Holy shit it leveled up that much?


-For surviving an insta-kill suicide attack <Physical Damage resistance> is now level 6!

You're god damn right, but I have [Independent Battle Manifestation] to thank for that!


-Due to staying a little too long in minus temperatures <Cold Resistance> Is now level 23!

Fuck off I don't care, you annoying little shit.


-Thanks to copious amounts of dodging with a physically weak body you have gained 7 points in dexterity!

-Due to overuse of magic you gained 4 points in Intelligence and 1 in wisdom!

I'm starting to guess that intelligence doesn't actually make you smarter..


I stood up and started examining the room now that I was finally done reading all that shit.

It all seemed rather cozy and compact, as in there wasn't really much to see.. except for a large book sheldf

<Observe> Is now level 1!
[Information about this skill: A skill to find the target's information. Observe is obtained through continuous observation

{Worn Out Golden Oak shelf}
HP: 178/350

My my! the perfect spy tool, at this low of a level it may not be much but if it got high enough I could try being an investigator if I needed a job.. they had them here right? if they could make a bed sheets made from cotton, it might be.

I found what looked like a book that lay open on the the top shelf, "Wingardiam leviosa" I said feeling lazy as fuck while motioning my hoof around at the book.. holy shit it's actually levitating over to me! I can do magicks!

<Telekinesis> Magical skill added to Skill Repertoire list!

Holy shit i'm a psychic! and I now have a spell besides Magical Splash Flare. I'm making progress already! I should try test out making new magical spells and stuffs later.

I reached out to grab the book with both hoofs and fell down due too having no front supports, well I guess it's fine because now i'm trying to read the book on the ground.

<Language Skill: Modern Griffonian> Is now Level 1!
0% of German.
[Information about this skill: German, now named Griffonian is a Language used by Griffons to communicate with each other]

Griffons exist here? that's actually pretty fucking cool it's also cool they speak German.. I wonder if they had their Nazi phase.. ahem anyway, it seems like the book is written in German.. or as it's now called Griffonian.

I'm pretty chill with having griffons as a sapient race I guess as long as they aren't over powered and try to eat me.

Wait why is a book written griffonian?.. have I been captured by a pedo Griffon.

Shit i'm hearing a feminine humming that's getting closer to the door, I equipped my shitty title and stood up on unsteady hoofs, there isn't any place I can hide so I should get ready to fight or flee, and then the handle twisted.. how does a griffon even use a door knob?

It then slowly started opening and I tensed up, I smelled something through it.. it oddly smelled like vegetable soup, was it thinking of eating me! as if I could let that happen.

It opened up and wait came through the opening was.. is that a griffon?

That has to be the most adorable deception of a Griffon I've ever seen, it had cyan blue feathers and even a black haired ponytail that veered of to the side, its brown eyes were rather warm and kind looking.

So it probably won't eat me.. I think, It even has a beak smile how cute.. but I shouldn't put my guard down.

Even if it was strangely adorable it could kill me with those talons- "Oh you're awake! how delightful, You even look healthy, I was so worried when I found you in that crater".. it talked oh yeah of course it talks, magic amiright.

To be continued! soon.. I think?