The Fried Candy Bar of Erotica
It had always been known that the Equestrian Royalty was very private when it came to their personal lives. In an age of newspapers and mares and stallions that would duct tape themselves to ceilings and other odd, uncomfortable places to get the latest scoop on famous ponies, the idea that the average pony didn’t know the princesses like the back of their hooves was bordering on impossible. But, despite the best attempts of the common folk, the royal highnesses’ private lives were just that: private.
Sure, there had been a breakthrough here and there. Some fillies from Ponyville had correctly reported on Princess Celestia’s extreme love for cake. The Equestrian Times had also gotten their hooves on a scandalous story about Princess Luna inciting wet dreams on a delegate or two at the last Friendship Games. Everypony and their mother knew about Prince-Consort Shining Armor’s love of yak cheeses and his affinity for dressing up in a coat, sunglasses, and a party store mustache so he could go down to the local gaming store to play Hyperspace Hyperwars with his fellow nerds. But, other than those and a few very, very old cases, the lives of Equestria’s most powerful ponies were unknown.
This lead to much speculation. Conspiracies had formed, debates had been had. More than once ponies had come to the front doors of Canterlot Castle demanding—very politely mind you—to have some of their questions answered. All had been turned away, and would be continued to be turned away, no matter how much they begged, or demanded, or tried to sneak in and tape themselves to ceilings or the bottoms of toilets.
Of course, the princesses thought all of this was ridiculous. They weren’t much different from normal ponies, and despite being goddesses that wielded great power, they never felt much different from anyone else.
Well, not that much different.
“Truly sister? I hadn’t known that you helped sire the Guards.”
Celestia, sitting in a comfortable chair, smiled around her teacup as she took a sip. “It’s not something that’s really known anymore, Luna,” she said. “I’m not quite sure if anypony in that house even remembers, though I’m sure there’s mention of it in their records somewhere.”
“Oh, there is,” Cadence said as she helped herself to a cake. “If you dig through the library in here there’s an old book tome about the house’s founding.”
“Really? I didn’t expect we had anything like that,” Celestia said.
“The Guard’s donated the books almost three hundred years ago, or at least that’s what the head librarian told me,” Cadence replied, shrugging as she bit into her cake. “They must have needed the room or something.”
From beside his wife, Shining snorted. “I bet they donated them so they could put in that dining room of theirs.”
The three princesses snorted in turn but said nothing.
“Still, at least they donated them,” the stallion continued. “If they hadn’t, Cadence here wouldn’t have been able to do any snooping.”
Cadence, with a playful squeal of outrage, leaned over and nudged her husband. “Hey! I’ll have you know that my ‘snooping’ was for a class!”
Rolling his eyes, Shining leaned over and gave her a nuzzle. “Sure it was, dear.”
“Twinkle Guard was a truly remarkable mare,” Celestia said with a sigh. “Because of her efforts, Equestria not only managed to foster peace with the gryphons, but also managed to persuade the great dragon Drorgal to leave the southlands.”
Sipping her tea, she smiled, as if recalling the mare.
“I couldn’t believe it when she asked me to help her sire an heir. Even so, after all that she had done for the nation, I couldn’t just say no.”
It was then the other figure in the room moved. The too-small chair that he was lounging on creaked as he sat up and leaned over. Reaching over Princess Cadence, who gave his arm an affectionate tap with her horn, he grabbed the teapot and poured himself some tea.
Celestia, giving him a smile, offered him her empty tea cup. “Apolo, would you be a dear and top me off?”
Apolo, one of the few creatures that were privileged to know the princesses for the ponies that they were, and Equestria’s only human, did as she asked, filling up her cup halfway.
“Thank you very much,” she said, reaching for the milk and sugar while he sat the teapot down.
“So, you helped put a baby in this Gleaming Shield, then?” he asked, leaning back into his seat. “How the hell did that work?” Apolo waved toward Celestia’s rump. “You’re not really packing anything other than the usual bits.”
Celestia giggled. “Oh? Has my dear human been taking peeks under my tail when I wasn’t looking?” she asked, wiggling her behind in her seat.
Apolo rolled his eyes. “No, but you ponies don’t wear pants, and your tails don’t cover much. A guy’s gonna see something whether he wants to or not.”
“I believe my sister had a hoof in picking out a suitable stallion,” Luna said. “She may have helped ensure that he was of prime stock, as well.”
“There’s a lot of magic that can make a stallion very fertile,” Cadence piped up. “Luna helped create some of the first formulas for the spells.”
“Did you need to know that for your class too?” Shining teased, earning himself a gentle wing slap to the back of his head.
“It’s true,” Luna said with a nod. “Most of the ancient families are from my own loins because of such magicks. They are but shadows of what they were in my day, but they are still of my line.”
“Huh, that’s something,” Apolo said, scratching his chin. “Kinda weird too, but not as weird as when you told me about those orgies you had back in the day.”
“Those weren’t weird, my little human, they were important,” Celestia corrected. “Luna and I helped many an infertile mare and stallion during those ceremonies. They’d come from across the land for our aid. If not for our efforts, I doubt that Equestria would be as populated as it is today.”
“We also enjoyed ourselves thoroughly” Luna added. “Mare, stallion, I believe there were a minotaur couple once. And that dragon. And those party of yak cows.”
Cadence let out a happy sigh. “Helping troubled couples like that must have been wonderful. I’ve seen more than a few marriages get into rough patches because a mare can’t conceive,” she said, before turning her attention toward Apolo. “Speaking of troubled love, how is your love life, Apolo?”
The human, who was about to take a sip of tea, stopped. “You been working on that for the whole day?” he asked, raising an eyebrow.
“Oh, don’t you try changing the subject, you silly colt,” Cadence said. “Come on, spill the beans. I know you had a date with that one mare last week.”
“…Do you have someone following me or something?”
“Of course not. I’m the Princess of Love; I’m just supposed to know these things! So tell me how it went.”
Eyeing Cadence suspiciously, Apolo sat up in his chair. “It went alright I guess,” he said with a shrug. “Flower Dancer and I went to a movie. After that we went to some pizza place and walked around town for a bit.”
“And?” Cadence asked, leaning backwards so she could get a better look at him.
“I walked her home and said goodnight,” Apolo replied. “Then I went home and went to bed because it was late.”
The smile on Cadence’s face disappeared. “That’s it?”
“Yeah, that’s it,” the human said. “She didn’t seem all that into it, so I didn’t try to push her or anything.”
Cadence deflated, while the others in the room made reassuring sounds.
“Don’t worry, I know there’s a mare out there for you,” Shining said. “You’re a great guy, Apolo.”
“Shining’s right, dear. While you might be a little… different, you’re still a wonderful stallion that any mare would be lucky to have,” Celestia added, placing a wing on his shoulder.
Apolo shrugged. “I’m not really worried about it,” he said. “If it happens it’ll happen. I got other stuff to worry about.”
“But I wanna hear you tell us a story about taking a cute little mare home and rutting her brains out!” Cadence said, nose scrunching up. “Everypony else has all of these stories, and here you are just listening!”
“Hey, it’s not my fault that you four are sexual deviants,” Apolo said. “And it’s not like I really have a say in the matter.”
“That is correct, Apolo,” Luna agreed. “You are doing your best, and that is simply all you can do.”
“That’s right. I’ll find someone eventually.”
“You shall. And she will be a fine mare, one that loves you for who you are, and doesn’t mind your lack of size.”
For a good five seconds, Luna’s words hung in the air. Apolo, with a small frown, slowly looked over at her.
“Whatcha mean lack of size? I’m twice as big as a regular pony.”
“I was not talking about your stature, I was speaking of the size of your stallionhood,” Luna replied, with all of the elegance of a sledgehammer through drywall.
The silence that hung over the room this time lasted longer. Apolo frowned, sitting up in his chair. Cadence, not caring very much for her friend being belittled in front of her, frowned as well. Shining very nearly spit his tea all over himself and the table.
“Luna,” Celestia said, her tone disapproving.
“Hey, I’ll have you know that I’m bigger than average, moon fanny,” Apolo said.
“I mean no disrespect,” Luna said. “I am simply stating what I believe to be fact.”
“Size isn’t everything, Luna,” Celestia said. “Both of us have been pleasured by small stallions.”
“You are correct, but there’s small and there’s small, sister.”
“Apolo isn’t that small.”
“I’ve seen colts with bigger phallus’.”
“Oh you have not.”
“Hey, I’m right here,” Apolo said, picking up a cake, ripping it in half, and tossing it at both alicorns.
Celestia ears flattened against her skull. “I apologize, dear,” she said, inclining her head.
Not able to stay mad at the big, cute horse in front of him, Apolo reached over and gave her neck a scratch. Celestia’s worried look transformed into one of contentment. She hummed, leaning into his touch.
As he continued scratching, he turned toward Luna. He waited for an apology, but all the alicorn did was stare back at her with a raised eyebrow.
“You keep with them fighting words I’ll give you more than you bargained for, Luna.”
Luna didn’t snort, but she came very close to it. “Truly? How terrifying.”
“You better believe it, sister,” Apolo said, leaning over to poke her furry chest. “I might not have a two-footer like Shining over there, but I’d bet I could fuck you under, over, and through a table.”
Luna couldn’t stop herself letting out a laugh. “I very much doubt that, my dear. Most mortals cannot withstand my heavenly body. Only the stoutest of lovers would be able to mount me without spilling their seed onto the floor. And while I must admit that you are very large, you or your stallionhood aren’t what I’d consider stout.”
“I could,” Apolo insisted, anger creeping into his voice. “Hell, I’d bet you money that I could fuck everyone in this damned room under the table if I wanted.”
A smile came to Celestia’s face. It was the same smile that would, without fail, send her guards running for the hills. “Oh really? All of us?”
“Yeah!” Apolo said, puffing up like a pigeon. “I mean, maybe not one right after the other, but not Shining, because I’m not into dudes—”
Though no one saw it, Shining looked hurt.
“—But yeah.”
“Then I suppose we’ll have to test your boast out then, won’t we?” Luna said, finishing her tea and standing up.
Apolo blinked. “...What?”
“If your sexual prowess is such, then I wish to see it immediately,” Luna said, looking over at her sister. “What about you, Celestia? Do you wish to see if these claims are true?”
Celestia’s purple eyes settled on the human. She looked him up and down. “You know what? I believe I could do with being rutted into a thoughtless mess,” she said, standing up as well. “Though it might be a bit tricky for each of us to have a turn today…”
The noise that Cadence made sounded far more like a cackle than a giggle as she rubbed her hooves together. “I think I might have something for that,” she said, the tip of her horn glowing. “Hang on, I’ll explain more in mine and Shiny’s room.”
With a surge of godly power, Cadence, her aunts, and Shining disappeared with a pop. In her eagerness, the princess also took the chairs and the table with her. Some parts of the rug on the floor were also missing. There was still one person in the room however: Apolo, sitting in his chair with teacup in hand.
The young man looked around the now empty space in front of him. Shaking his head, he crossed his legs and began to count backwards from ten in his head. He was just about a six before there was another pop and a now sheepishly smiling Cadence stood right next to him.
“Sorry about that, Appy,” she said. “I always forget that my magic doesn’t work on you.”
“And that’s a good thing. If you silly horses could use your hocus pocus on me I might be in trouble,” Apolo replied, placing his tea cup on the floor
“Come on, I’ll show you to my room. If we don’t hurry the others might start without us,” Cadence said, tapping his leg.
Apolo brought his hand up and began to scratching under the princess’s chin. She cooed, closing the distance between them. Apolo knew that if he kept it up he’d have an affectionate pink princess in his lap on her way to Snoozeville. So, with maybe just a bit of regret, he let go of her and stood up.
“Alright, let’s get going then. I don’t wanna walk in on any weird sex stuff I’m not a part of.”
He took a few steps toward the door, only to stop when he felt a wing wrap around his leg.
“Apolo, can you carry me?” Cadence asked, her eyes big and innocent. “Pwease?”
He made a face. “Don’t say pwease. You’re a grown mare for god’s sake.”
Cadence didn’t respond, simply placing both hooves together in a begging position as her lower lip quivered.
The human did all that he could to resist, but eventually he was forced to look away, clicking in tongue in disgust. “Fine. Fine. Just stop looking at me like that.”
Cadence’s expression turned from sad and pathetic to joyful in the blink of an eye. “Goodie! Can you take your shirt off too?”
“What about my shirt?”
‘The Look’ returned. This time cranked up to twelve.
Grumbling to himself, Apolo pulled his shirt off and tossed it to the floor. Though he was no supermodel by any means, he could feel Cadence eyeing him appreciatively.
“Sometimes I really get the urge to throw your pink ass out a window, you know that?”
Clopping her hooves together, Cadence bounded toward the human. With a hop and a flap of her wings, and leapt up high into the air, slamming herself against his back. Apolo didn’t so much as grunt, making loops with his arms so the alicorn could put her legs through them while she wrapped her hooves around his neck.
“Hmm. I love how nice your skin feels,” she said with a smile, rubbing her cheek against the back of his neck. “You’re so smooth.”
“It helps me run fast. I’m more aerodynamic without all of that fur. ”
“No you’re not, silly,” Cadence said, giving his sides a light tap. “Now come on, mush! You have some mares to please.”
With as much dignity as he could muster, Apolo made his way toward the door. Opening it, he stepped outside into the hallway.
Cadence let out a girlish giggle as she rested her chin on top of his head. “To the left,” she said, tapping his shoulder.
As he made his way down the hall, the princess let out a very quiet neigh. She snuggled closer to him, both wings unfurling so that they could drape around his shoulders. The two saw guards and castle staff here and there, but nopony so much batted an eyelash seeing one of their monarchs riding the big alien. They had seen too much similar nonsense to be surprised anymore.
“So how are you gonna fuck us?” Cadence asked.
“Don’t say fuck. It’s weird when you ponies say that. And never you mind about that,” Apolo said. “Also, there’s no us. I’m not screwing you or Shining.”
“I believe a certain human insisted that he could rut all of us under the table,” Cadence replied, tapping his cheek with the tip of her hoof.
“I said that I’m not banging dudes.”
“But I’m not a dude.”
“No, but you’re married.”
Cadence snorted, leaning over so that she was hanging off Apolo’s side. “Like that’s ever stopped me and Shining,” she said. “You should have seen my hubby last week. The hippogriff ambassador was making him moan like a filly.”
“Please don’t fill me in on how your husband likes to get railed. Please.”
“You should have been there,” Cadence said, nosing his hair. “I know Shining would love some alone time with you. He might try to hide it, but I think he has a crush on you.”
“That is some information that I didn’t want shared with me,” Apolo said. “But still, the answer’s no. I’m not doing anything with either of you and that’s that.”
“It’s just as well then,” Cadence said, leaning toward the human’s ear. “I probably wouldn’t even be able to feel that itty-bitty cock of yours, anyway.”
Apolo stopped mid step and looked over his shoulder at the mare riding him. She was smiling ear to ear, her purple eyes filled with mischief. He opened his mouth to say something nasty but stopped.
“I’d probably just fall asleep if you tried to rut me,” Cadence continued at a whisper, giving his earlobe a nibble. “Big, tough Apolo can’t even make a mare moan in the bedroom. I bet he couldn’t even do it if he held her down and used those grabbers of his to play with her teats, or grab her clit~”
The human’s eyes narrowed down to slits. “I’m not a smart man, but I know when I’m getting played, you pink fuzzball,” he said, once again making his way down the hall. “I know what you’re trying to do.”
Cadence chuckled. “Is it working?” she sing-songed as the tips of her wings brushed against his groin.
He didn’t bother answering her, simply picking up his speed. Though the princess didn’t see it, his teeth were bared ever so slightly.
The walk to the royal wing of the castle was a short one. The guards stationed outside of it let them in without a fuss. It was simply a matter of Cadence pointing out her old room and a quick spell and Apolo was stepping into a large, well-lit room.
Shining, Luna, and Celestia were sitting on the pinkest, fluffiest bed that Apolo had ever seen in his life. Both of the celestial sisters had taken off their royal finery. Each pony also seemed to have gotten a glass of what looked like wine somewhere. All looked relaxed, excited even.
Shining, who was sitting in between the sisters, perked up as soon as his wife and friend stepped through the door. “Oh, there you two are! I was wondering if you had gotten lost.”
“Methinks that Cadence wished for her steed to take his time,” Luna said, eyeing Apolo’s bare chest. “I hope you haven’t started without us, Mi Amore.”
“Of course not!” Cadence said. “We haven’t even made a proper bet yet!”
The tip of her horn glowed. Her blue magic attempted to encase her body, only to fizzle out the second it touched the human. Frowning, Cadence tried again, and though the sound of a spell going off filled the air, she was still Apolo’s back.
“…Um, Appy? Could you be a dear and let me down. Please?”
Apolo knelt down on one knee, allowing her to get off his back. She did so with a happy hum, trotting over toward one of the many bags that she had lying around the room. Unzipping it, she began rummaging through the thing.
“Let’s see… it should be—yep! Here they are!” Whipping around, she lifted three glass vials into the air. “Just what you’ll need for this.”
“And what are those?” Apolo asked, cocking his head to the side.
“A very special kind of potion. It’s supposed to be for performance enhancing and energy rejuvenation. The zebra shaman that I got it from insisted that it works without any magic whatsoever!”
“It works, too,” Shining said. “Cady and me tried one a few weeks ago. It worked great.”
Apolo nodded. A part of time was utterly certain that the crazy pink mare was just holding some water that a zebra had sold her in some fancy vial. He was also trying to come to terms with his knee jerk reaction and the situation that he had found himself in.
A better man might have questioned the morality of this. One might have also questioned how smart it was with going through a bed with creatures so much older and more powerful than him. But he pushed those thoughts out of his mind. Lucky, unlucky, smart or stupid, he was in the thick of things right now. The only thing he could do now was see what happened.
“So how are we gonna do this, then?”
Celestia and Luna exchanged glances.
“Well, since you don’t have magic of any kind, disallowing any on your part would be a moot point,” Celestia said. “And you won’t have to worry about any of us cheating.”
“Nay, we shall let you crumble on your own power,” Luna said with a smirk.
“You keep talking like that I’m really gonna let you have it,” Apolo said.
“For your sake, I hope so. Sister, I believe that a reward and punishment is in order for the outcome of our bet.”
“Oh?” Celestia said, raising an eyebrow. “What do you have in mind, sister mine?”
“I feel that we should deal with this challenge as we did in the old days,” Luna replied, making a vague gesture with a wing.
Celestia’s brow furrowed for a few moments before a look of realization came to her face. “Oh! Well I think that’d be a wonderful idea, Luna!”
Both sisters giggled evilly, turning their attention to him.
“How about this, Apolo: if you’re able to make one of us orgasm it’ll count as you claiming victory over that specific mare. And not only that, but if you can make us cum, we’ll use a spell that will put us in heat, allowing you to impregnate us if you can.”
It took a few moments for Apolo to process what he had just heard. “Impregnate you?”
“Yes. It seems a fine prize,” Luna said with a nod. “A prize that I wager many would kill to have. Though I would not get my hopes up if I were you. Many lackluster creatures have attempted to sire us an heir only for our very beings to reject their seed.”
Apolo looked between the two alicorns. He quietly wondered about the sanity of the too, as he had on more than one occasion. How either of these crazy mares had managed to run a country was well and truly beyond him.
“You’ll really let me knock you guys up if I can?” he asked, clearly thinking that they were joking. “For some stupid bet?”
“It’s been many years since I’ve been with child,” Celestia answered. “Lately, I’ve been feeling motherhood’s calling. I can also say that I’m very fond of you, so the idea is quite appealing if I must be frank with you.”
“If you’re able to give us any pleasure at all, much less your seed taking hold, will be the issue,” Luna said.
“Don’t worry, Appy. I believe in you,” Shining said with a grin.
“Thanks, Shining,” Apolo said, tapping his fist against his chest twice before pointing at the stallion. “You’re the man, and don’t let anyone tell you any different.”
Shining, blushing, murmured something under his breath as he looked down at the floor.
“While your possible rewards might be great, so too would your punishment,” Celestia said. “Because if you fail you’ll have to work your way through the entire guard.”
“Sexually,” Luna added. “My sister’s as well as mine.”
For a moment, Apolo imagined that outcome. He was no fortune teller, but he had a feeling that it would end less than ideal for him.
“I hate to break it to you ladies, but there’s no way I’d be able to take a horse cock in any hole I got,” he said, a shiver running up the length of his spine at the very thought.
“You have your hands, do you not?” Luna replied. “And besides, I’m sure that the stallions would rise to the occasion and get creative.”
“So, are you still willing to go through with your boast, Apolo?” Celestia asked. “There’s no shame in backing out. No pony here will think less of you, especially for something so silly.”
It was those last few words that made Apolo stand up a little straighter. His shoulders squared and he puffed his chest out.
“I said that I’d be able to do it and I’m goddamn doing it,” he replied stubbornly. “Cadence, bring one of those vials over here. Shining, get off that bed for a second. I need to talk to you about something.”
Cadence, with a skip in her step, made her way over toward him as Shining got off the bed. Apolo took a vial without saying a word, giving it a curious glance before popping off the cork, bringing it to his lips, and bringing its contents in one swallow.
He nearly gagged as rotting fish assaulted his taste buds. “Holy crap,” he said, making a face. “What did that shaman put in this stuff? It tastes awful.”
“She didn’t say,” Cadence said as he wiped his lips with the back of his hand. “It was probably something special though.”
“It was probably something she found in a dump, you silly horse.”
Cadence stuck her tongue out at him. “Colt dick,” she shot back.
Apolo twitched, giving her a glare before tossing the now empty behind him. “Go and sit the fuck down at let me talk to your husband.”
Giggling to herself like a schoolfilly, Cadence trotted over toward the bed and hopped up in between her aunts. As she did this, Shining closed the distance between him and Apolo.
“Whatcha need, Appy?” he asked.
Apolo stared down at the stallion for several seconds. A dozen expressions flashed across his face. Hesitation, irritation, fear, with some excitement poking through here and there. Eventually he grimaced and knelt down in front of him.
“Shining,” he began, cupping the stallion’s face. “You know that you’re my buddy right? My pal? My little horse homie?”
“Please don’t call me your horse homie. It’s demeaning,” Shining replied, his voice slightly distorted by the hands mashing his cheeks together. “But yeah, I know that.”
“Are you sure? You know that I’m a weird asshole, but you’re still my friend; that means a hell of a lot more than you know.”
“Yes, I’m sure,” Shining said, placing a hoof over his heart. “And you know that I’ll be your friend forever, and if you ever needed anything you won’t even need to ask.”
Nodding, Apolo released Shining’s cheeks and placed his hands on the stallion’s shoulders. “Shining, I think that I need to fuck your wife’s stupid brains out of her big pink head.”
Shining nodded without skipping a beat. “You probably should,” he said. “She’s been talking about rutting you for months! It’s been driving me crazy!”
Apolo’s shoulders slumped. “You know, the shame is that I knew you were going to say that.” Shaking his head, he gave Shining’s shoulders a squeeze. “So, it’s fine then?”
“Of course,” Shining replied. “I know it’d make my wife happy, and I kind of do owe her one since she let me fool around with the Saddle Arabian princess and her hoofmaidens the other day.”
A part of the human wanted to reply to that, but he kept his mouth shut, slapping Shining’s shoulders. “Alright, as long as you—”
Warmth suddenly and unexpectedly exploded out of his belly, almost knocking the wind out of him. Apolo made a face, curling into himself as this heat spread to every inch of his body.
“Looks like your potion is working,” Luna observed.
“Apolo, are you alright dear? You look like you’re in pain,” A worried Celestia asked.
“He’s fine,” Cadence said. “Just give him a second.”
Apolo didn’t hear a single word the mare’s said. The sound of his own blood rushing through his ears battered his senses. The heat continued to spread outward, growing hotter and hotter with each passing second. It was just about to reach his mouth when it just vanished.
Shining was forced to catch the now gasping human as he fell forward. “Easy there,” he said, patting his back. “The first time is the worst.”
“That fucking… sucked,” Apolo said in between breaths. “You… could have… warned me… at least…”
Looking down at his hand, he opened and closed it. The act felt odd. His fingertips tingled, as if a low electrical current was running through his hand. In fact, he could feel the same current throughout his body. He felt charged, awake, and alert as he had ever been. There was also an unfamiliar tightness in his groin. His balls felt fuller, almost heavier.
“I guess… it worked?” he said, giving himself a once over. “Weird. Shining, help me up.”
With Shining’s help, Apolo rose to his feet. He then looked over at a grinning Cadence, his eyes narrowing. “Celestia, Luna, you two gals get off that bed. Me and the pink one have a date with destiny.”
“As you wish,” Luna said, rising to her hooves.
With graceful steps, she made her way over to Shining and wrapped a wing around him. “While we wait for our turn I believe that Shining will be able to prove a proper distraction, aye sister?”
Celestia, making her way to Shining’s other side, smiled. “I think so, if that is alright with you, Shining?” she asked, leaning down to nuzzle his cheek.
Nuzzling his step-aunt back, Shining looked over his shoulder at Cadence, who nodded encouragingly. This turned his smile into an excited grin. “I’d be happy to.”
“Excellent,” Luna said.
The tip of her horn glowed while she nosed the stallion’s jaw. There was a pop as Shining let out a neigh, and a sizeable sofa popped into existence.
“Come along sister. Let us try to find some amusement while Apolo makes a fool of himself.”
Apolo growled, making the Lunar monarch smile. She turned her attention toward him, giving him a playful wink before leading Shining toward the couch.
“Yeah, you walk away,” the human growled. “You’re going next, and I’m not being gentle with you, you horsey shit talker.”
“Appppppy~!”
Wrenching his gaze from Luna, Apolo turned his attention toward the bed. Cadence was splayed out on top of it, giving him a look that would have made any stallion, or mare for that matter, weak in the knees. She had her forelegs pressed against her chest. Her long legs were stretched out, allowing him to eye the entirety of her heavenly body. Her tail was strategically placed in between her back legs, covering her most private areas.
At that moment, she was no longer Cadence, the silly horse that’d appear to eat his pizza and snuggle with him whenever it was cold out. She was a goddess, a thing of beauty and power that the mortal mind could barely comprehend.
“Don’t you think you have more important things to do than yell at my aunt?” she asked, her voice thick and needy as she rolled onto her back. “Like taking those pants off and having some fun with your favoritest princess?”
A practiced flick of her tail wafted a certain smell in the air. It was the ambrosia of a goddess; the scent of an aroused alicorn. It was very slight, but that was more than enough for even the most steadfast of males.
Shining, upon taking in the divine scent, let out a primal knicker as his senses were momentarily lost to him. His stallionhood, which was beginning to slip out of its sheath, hardened in the blink of an eye and began leaking. The stallion’s hips jerked, sending a spurt of spunk shooting from his tip across the room. His hips jerked again in raw lust, and if it weren’t for Luna placing a wing over his nose there would have been no doubt that he would have emptied his balls right there and there.
Apolo, meanwhile, couldn’t smell anything. He was busy trying to pull off his pants without falling over, grumbling to himself as he did so.
“Stupid… freakin’…”
Pulling off his jeans, he kicked them away, leaving him in nothing but a pair of loose boxers. He made his way over toward Cadence, as business-like as could be.
The princess cooed, flicking her tail away and spreading her legs, revealing two plump little teats and a slick, perfect, winking marehood.
“I’m ready~” she said.
Apolo grunted, reaching down and grabbing the mare by her hips. The eager moan that escaped Cadence’s mouth turned into a yelp as he flipped her on her belly and pulled her toward the edge of the bed. She tried to sit up, but the human held her down by placing a hand on the small of her back.
“Hold still,” he said, letting his hand slowly trail down the length of her spine.
“But are—”
“Shush.”
Cadence took a few deep breaths before her body relaxed. This allowed Apolo to let both his hands roam, fingertips tracing every muscle, every joint, every tendon that they touched. There was a careful thoroughness to his touching, as well as a look of intense concentration on his face.
“Odd, I’ve never seen anyone do anything like that before lovemaking,” Celestia said as she watched the human.
Luna grunted, barely paying attention as she looked down at Shining’s jet-black cock. It was a monster of a specimen, so long and thick that it would have been better suited on a Saddle Arabian than a pony. Her nostrils flared as she took in his musky, powerful scent. Celestia’s gaze also wandered toward the pillar sitting between Shining’s legs. She took in every vein, his fat medial ring, his flare that would ruin lesser mares.
Both alicorn’s licked their lips. Luna wrapped a hoof around Shining’s cock while Celestia leaned downward. Shining could only watch as the Princess of the Sun nuzzled his shaft with wide eyes.
“A cock fit for a king,” Luna said, lightly smacking her sister’s face with the stallionhood in her grasp. “You should be proud, Shining Armor.”
With each slap of Shining’s cock, Celestia’s face was coated with precum. The alicorn hardly seemed to mind, letting out a moan as she went lower even still, toward the big, fat balls sitting below Shining’s cock. Opening her mouth as wide as she could, she popped one of these balls into her mouth and began to suck. Shining sucked in a breath, his ears folding against the sides of his skull as he closed his eyes at the sensation.
“Sister was always one to take the road less traveled,” Luna said, tilting the cock upward. Leaning down, she licked the cum from his spongey flare, making him moan.
“I, on the other hoof, am one that likes to take the direct route.”
On the bed, Cadence now found herself sitting in Apolo’s lap, face-to-muzzle with the human as he mashed and stretched her face. She was pouting, staring at him with a glare as he played with her cheeks and her lips. As he began to flick her nose, she finally had had enough.
“What the hay does this have to do with anything?!” she asked, pushing his hands away.
Apolo, dodging the princess’s hooves, reached up to poke the tip of her horn. Cadence let out a frustrated snort, trying to swat his hand away, only to miss and get a boop to the nose.
“It has absolutely nothing to do with nothing, lovebutt,” he said.
Cadence’s eyes widened in outrage. “What?!” she said, pressing her nose against his.
“That’s what you get for talking about a man’s junk,” Apolo said.
“Oh you—!... Did it really bother you, Appy?” she asked, her outrage becoming worry.
Apolo grinned. “Nah. I just wanted to twist your tits.”
He reached down to grab two handfuls of Cadence’s rump, much to her surprise. Squeezing, he took a second to relish the softness of her fur and the delightful plumpness of her backside.
Cadence looked down at his hands. A smile came to her face as she pressed her forehead against his. Along with being smooth, the human felt cooler to the touch than any pony she had known. It made her wiggle closer against him, trying to press as much of her body against his as possible.
“Come on, Appy,” she said, kissing the tip of his nose as she grinded herself against his lap. “Fuck me until just the sight of you makes me raise my tail.”
“Say please.”
“Please~. I want it so bad…”
Apolo gave the mare a quick peck on the lips. “Then be a good girl and get up, head down and ass in the air.”
Cadence responded with a kiss of her own, her tail flicking from side to side. From behind her, she could hear her husband groaning, as well as the sounds of her aunts doing their best to worship his cock. A flicker of happiness overcame the lust that filled her for a brief second. Here she was, with her crazy, depraved family, about to be rutted by an alien from another world that she considered a great friend to her and her husband.
She smiled at the thought, kissing Apolo again. The human returned the kiss, using one of those wonderful hands of his to brush a bit of stray hair out of her face. The intimate gesture make butterflies form in her stomach. She leaned into the kiss, letting her tongue slip out of her mouth to lap his lips.
Cadence toyed with the idea of pushing Apolo onto the bed, pulling down his boxers, and giving him the ride of his life, but thought better of it. She had been thinking about this for months. There was no need to hurry.
Pushing away from the human, Cadence crawled onto the bed. She pressed her face into the covers and raising her rump toward him, tail out of the way. As he sat up and turned toward her she wiggled her butt, giving him a few winks for good measure.
Apolo, crawling toward the mare, fished his now hard cock out of his underwear. Giving himself a few strokes, he grabbed Cadence by her tail and forced her toward him. He stared down at her marehood, lining his member up to her lips. Cadence let out a moan as he rubbed his tip against her, parting the flesh and revealing the brighter pink underneath. He teased her for a second or two, lubricating his tip with her juices, before he angled himself for penetration and slowly began to push himself inside.
Cadence let her eyes slip closed as she felt his mushroom-like head inside of her. While he was nowhere near as large as her husband, he was still thick enough that tingles of pleasure raced up her spine as he pushed himself in inch by inch.
She let out an explosive exhale through her nose, readying herself for the human’s medial ring, only to feel none. Her ears perked up. Cracking open an eye, she looked over her shoulder just as Apolo hilted her.
Apolo didn’t pay any attention to the mare. His focus was on the ass pressed against his lap. He could feel her inner muscles massaging his length, as well as her clit winking against his balls. It was an alien feeling, but not too much that he lost himself to it.
He pulled out an inch and thrusted. There was a wet, meaty slap as his hips connected with her rump. He pulled back again, further back this time. Cadence knickered as a louder slap filled the air.
“You ready, Cadence?”
The princess nodded, letting her wings droop to her sides. “Yesssssss…”
On the couch, Shining was doing his best to watch his wife and was failing completely. At that moment, his whole world was on that couch.
Celestia and Luna were toying with him. A lick here, a nuzzle there, all of it as light as a feather. Then, without warning, one of the alicorns would open their mouths and take him into their warm, tight throats, bobbing their heads as spit coated their faces. He would feel it then. That deep, aching feeling that could start in his groin and work its way outward. His body would seize up, his cock would flare, he’d be just on the edge, ready to unload into the royal maws, and the featherlight touches would begin again.
He had been brought to the brink what must have been a dozen times. Sweat had coated his body. His breathing was shallow and irregular, and his heart felt like it was going to burst out of his chest. Shining wanted nothing more than to finish with his wife, to cum when she did, like he always tried to when they made love to each other or to somepony else, but this was going to be impossible. He was in the sister’s clutches now. He’d cum if and only if they allowed it.
Celestia was bobbing her head up and down his pole, using her magic to keep his forelegs behind his back. Luna was right beside her sister, letting her tongue slip out so that she could lap at his flesh as Celestia rose up while her hoof played with his family jewels.
Shining whimpered, trying to kick and buck his hips. He was so close. If he could just thrust a few times on his own accord, if he could fuck Celestia’s mouth or his tap against the soft, cool fur on Luna’s cheek he’d find the release that he was looking for.
Tears began to form out of the corners of his eyes as Celestia released him with a pop, leaving his saliva-coated member twitching freely in the cold air. Both sisters pulled away, both glassy-eyed and panting. In the background, the sound of his wife moaning could be heard.
“It seems like Apolo is finished playing,” Celestia said, using a hoof pump Shining’s shaft, keeping him on the very edge.
“We should finish playing as well,” Luna said, a disappointed twang coming to her tone. “He should be finished with her momentarily, and if he is lucky enough to make Cadence cum I suppose one of us will need to be next.”
Both sisters looked toward the bed. Shining tried to look as well, and in a haze of aching pain he saw his wife’s rump connecting against the human’s hips as he drove into her at a steady pace. Cadence was pawing at the bedsheets. Her eyes were rolling around in her skull, and drool was making its way down her chin to soak the bed below. She was mumbling something that he couldn’t quite hear, her chest rapidly rising and falling.
Shining’s breathing hitched as he felt two sets of tongues on either side of his cock. Lips came next, soft, supple, warm and wet; they kissed and sucked at his shaft, making their way up. He didn’t dare look down, that ticklish sensation building up once again.
Cadence, his Cadence, said something that made Apolo grit his teeth. The human let out a growl, and still thrusting he leaned over. He pressed his belly onto her back, using his free hand to grab a fistful of mane and tug.
His wife’s eyes fluttered shut as her head was forced off the bed. Her mouth opened, and she let out a whinny. Shining smiled as he saw her body began to convulse, body wiggling, legs just about to give out, wings desperately tapping against Apolo’s arms.
The tongues were toying with his medial ring, lapping and licking and gently biting. Shining, throwing his head back, let out a neigh as his balls tensed. The pleasure exploded throughout his body, and Shining felt himself tip over the edge.
His first shot of cum hit the ceiling, much to the amusement of the mares below him. He felt a pair of hooves grab his shaft, angling it toward the bed as the tongue work continued. His next shot flew across the room, nearly hitting Apolo’s back.
Shining bucked and twitched as his balls were emptied under the skillful hooves of the princesses until he was a sweaty, half conscious, cum-covered mess. When his cock had ceased coating half the room in his seed and had started to soften, both Celestia and Luna—who, by luck or by skill, were mostly free of cum—sat up.
“Wonderfully done, Shining,” Celestia said, giving the stallion a kiss on the cheek.
“Aye. I don’t believe that I’ve seen you release as much for quite a while,” Luna added, wiping the spit and pre from her face with the back of her hoof. “It is—”
“AAAAAAAHHHHHHH~!”
Both alicorns turned back toward the bed to see Apolo still thrusting away at their niece, who appeared to be in the middle of another orgasm.
Luna couldn’t help but frown at the sight. “It seems that Apolo is doing well.”
Celestia nodded. “It does seem so, doesn’t it?”
“Odd for someone with such a lack of size, but interesting.”
“Oh, Luna…”
“You know I just jest, sister. And don’t make that face at me, it makes you look ridiculous.”
Shining, now dozing off, slumped against Celestia. The alicorn didn’t hesitate wrapping a wing around him to keep him from falling off the couch. Luna sat back in the sofa, watching the human and waiting for him to finish so either her or her sister could have their turns with him.
Both alicorns expect him to finish quickly. Maybe a dozen or so thrusts, ten more seconds, and he’d be finished with Cadence. But, oddly enough, there were no tell-tale signs of release on Apolo’s face.
He slowed his pace to deep, full thrusts, pressing his face into the back of Cadence’s neck. Cadence mumbled something, and his pace would become blindingly fast, slaps ringing out throughout the room along with screams.
At the thirty second mark Celestia raised an eyebrow. As two minutes passed and he showed no signs of slowing down, Luna’s face scrunched up. Apolo was nibbling on Cadence’s neck, only of his hands holding her belly while the other gave her mane another tug. Cadence neighed, back legs nearly giving out as she came again.
“…Sister?”
“Yes Luna?”
“Apolo does not seem to be stopping.”
“No. No he does not.”
“Soooooo goooooooood!” Both princesses were able to hear their niece say, her voice sounding slurred.
“You wouldn’t have happened to do anything to Apolo to increase his stamina, would you, sister?” Luna asked, not able to tear her eyes away from the impossibility happening right before her eyes.
Celestia slowly shook her head. “You know as well as I do our magic doesn’t work on him, Luna,” she said.
Both sister were silent as Apolo let out a grunt. Leaning back, he slapped Cadence’s rump. Cadence let out a cry as her back legs finally gave out, forcing the human to hold up her back end as he pounded away.
“Then why in the name of harmony is he still going?” Luna asked.
Celestia opened her mouth to say something, only for her words to die in her throat. “I… I don’t know.”
~****~
Cadence felt her body shaking as another orgasm crashed through her. Her inner muscles clamped down on the cock thrusting in and out of her, trying to wring out an orgasm, trying to make the human leaning over her cum, but Apolo may as well have been a machine.
The alicorn considered herself a sexual veteran. With her husband by her side, she had been with nearly every kind of creature on Equus. From diamond dogs to minotaurs; the only thing that had escaped her sexual conquest were dragons, and that was because no mare could physically take a mature dragon in any hole without dying horribly. She had seen all sorts of sizes and lengths, and she had enjoyed them in a variety of ways, from couples having a bit of swinging fun to full-fledged orgies.
Cadence had done and seen pretty much everything one could do intimately. Her technique and stamina were such that on her better days she’s be able to leave not only her husband, but her aunts and any bystanders in a senseless heap of drool and cum.
Apolo was nowhere near the largest cock that she had ever taken. His technique, while nice, couldn’t be considered excellent by her standards. But that mushroom head of his was able to hit that spot again and again without fail. There was also something to be said about having someone so much larger on top of her. And his hands! Oh, sweet harmony, his hands were something else!
He also didn’t seem to have the ability to orgasm, a fact with might have been worrying if she could think properly.
She could feel the stubble on the human’s chin as he rubbed her face against the back of her neck. He had slowed his thrusts down, grinding slowly inside of her. As he grinded, he bit down onto her neck, not hard enough to hurt, but enough that she could feel his sharp teeth. Cadence knickered, pawing at the sheets. Her wings weakly twitched, held in place by Apolo’s arms as he held her up.
She could feel his fingers digging into her coat. With each breath she took, she could smell his metallic, alien scent. Forcing herself to open an eye, she turned her head to the side to look up at the creature that not only could keep up with a goddess, but utterly outlast her.
Apolo, noticing her, picked his head up. “You alright?” he asked, sounding a bit out of breath.
If Cadence could, she would have laughed. Instead, she let out another moan as pleasure had the tips of her hooves tingle. “Yesssss,” she hissed, squeezing his length as hard as she could.
Apolo’s face scrunched up in pleasure. His pace quickened so that his thighs were hitting her backside with so much force that her entire body rocked. Cadence hummed, feeling another orgasm building.
“You’re gonna make me cum again,” she murmured, each work slurred. “I’m gonna cum, and you need to cum too. Thrust as deep as you can—”
A shiver ran through her. She knickered, winking around the human’s cock.
“—Inside of me and cum. Please. Put a foal inside of me. Give Flurry a little brother or sister.”
Apolo snorted. “You are one weird horse,” he said, his cock twitching.
Cadence smiled. “Little dick.”
The slow, pleasurable grinding stopped. Hard, full-bodied thrusting started. In and out, tip to base in the span of half a second. Fingers dug painfully into Cadence’s sides, mixing with her pleasure as she twitched and jerked.
He was going to cum, she could feel it. He was going to press his hips firmly against her and fire rope after rope of cum into her divine womb with the hope of doing what so many couldn’t. And Cadence was rooting for him.
Throwing her head back, Cadence let out an ear splitting cry. She clamped down on the human’s cock, so tightly that she could feel every inch of him. Above her, Apolo let out a grunt, his mushroom head flaring ever so slightly.
The same joy she had felt when Shining had first laid with her filled the alicorn as he hilted her. That joy vanished, however, when she felt him pull out of her. Apolo, eyes closed and teeth gritted, released her and grabbed his cock, jerking it hard.
Cadence let out a whine as she felt perfectly good cum hitting the small of her back. Huffing, she tried to raise her rump so she could put that cock back where it belonged, but she didn’t have the strength to so much as kick a leg.
Apolo let out a moan as he unloaded all over the mare. Again and again, more than he had ever recalled cumming at one time, so much so that the pleasure made his head swim. When he had finally stopped, and was able to open an eye, he saw that Cadence’s lower body was covered in his sticky, white seed. A silly smile came to his face at the sight, before his top half gave out and he fell right next to her.
“Fuuuuuuuuck,” he said, closing his eyes. “I’m gonna… be sore in the morning…”
A pair of hooves slowly wrapped around him, pressing his back against a furry chest. Trying to catch his breath, Apolo looked up to see a less than happy Cadence.
“Why didn’t—” Her eyes went unfocused for a second. Her ears drooped, and for a second, he thought she had fallen asleep with her eyes open, only for her to shake her head. “Why didn’t you cum in me?” she demanded, tapping his head with the tip of her muzzle.
Apolo let his eyes slip shut. “I’m not stupid, Cadence. I know you did that heat spell on yourself.”
“What? No… No, I didn’t!”
Apolo softly snorted, saying nothing. Cadence wiggled on the bed as best as she could, holding onto him loosely.
“Okay… I might have.”
“You might have? Really? You?”
“Shining would have—”
Apolo suddenly sat up. “Quit telling me shit about your husband, you pink psycho” he said, reaching down for her. “Now let’s get you up.”
Cadence squirmed as he picked her up, letting out a whine as she rested her head on his shoulder. With some effort, Apolo was able to crawl to the edge of the bed with the alicorn in tow and stand up. He made his way toward the couch, where both Celestial sisters were trying their hardest mask their shock at what they had witnessed.
“Hey, scooch,” he said, nudging Celestia with his foot. “Let me put this one down.”
Cadence let out a murmur, giving Apolo one last nuzzle before he sat her down right next to her husband. Shining was snoring softly, his mouth slightly open and his body as splayed out as it could be. Cadence giggled, dragging a wing around his shoulder and pulling her against him. Shining, dead to the world, nevertheless let out a neigh, settling against his wife as she too drifted off into sleep.
Nodding to himself, Apolo looked back at the bed. “Hey, did either of you see where Cadence put those potions of hers? I think I’m gonna need one.”
Luna was the first to find her voice. “What did Cadence do to you when the two of you were walking together?” she asked. “Did she give you something else to drink? Perhaps tried to cast some sort of spell on you?”
The human turned his attention toward her. He raised an eyebrow, and for reasons that the princess couldn’t discern she found herself shrinking back. A feeling settled in her gut, one that she couldn’t immediately describe.
“I…” Celestia cleared her throat, the tip of her horn glowing. “I have them right here as a matter of fact,” she said, levitating the vials toward Apolo. “I figured that Cadence would let her excitement get the better of her, so I took the liberty of grabbing them before they were thrown across the room.”
“She finally found some sort of magic that worked on you, didn’t she?” Luna demanded, muzzle scrunching up. “She found a witch doctor that was able to make a potion for you, it’s only logical that she’d be able to come up with something that would deaden your feeling. That’s what she did didn’t she, you devious creature? She did something to you while you were walking!”
Apolo ignored her, taking one of the vials out of Celestia’s magic. Grabbing the cork with his teeth, he pulled it out with a loud pop and spat it out onto the floor. He then brought the vial to his lips and emptied, making a face as he did so.
Luna, no longer feeling the odd trepidation that had made her feel less than the powerful, world-moving goddess that she was, stood up on the couch. Even with the added height, she wasn’t eye level with him, but she knew that with her horn she was now taller than him at that exact moment, and that was good enough for her.
“Whatever she did, I promise you that it’ll be worthless against my sister and I. Many have tried all manner of nonsense to last against us and all have failed! Cadence is nothing but a novice when compared to us, and I promise you that our experience will drive you to your [i[knees. The moment that your stallionhood so much as touches my flower you’ll—eep!”
Taking a step forward, Apolo reached out toward Luna. One hand found its way under an armpit while the other grabbed a fistful of tail. With all of the casualness of a man ordering coffee, he spun around and tossed the princess through the air.
Luna, of course, was nowhere near happy with this sudden turn of events. She voiced this loudly by letting out a shriek and flailing wildly. After a moment or two her pegasi instincts quickly kicked in. She extended her massive blue wings so she could somersault and stop her fall, only for her to hit something soft.
“You damnable ape! What…”
She looked around to see that she had been thrown in the middle of the bed. She frowned, lifting her head up so she could chew Apolo out, only to see him charging toward her, a snarl on his face.
Her stomach tightened up at the sight as ancient instincts took over. She attempted to crawl backwards toward the head of the bed, but Apolo was far quicker than she realized. Before she could so much as begin to move he had closed the distance, letting out a roar as he jumped onto the bed with her.
“What are you—?!”
She let out a grunt as he landed on top of her. Both of his hands wrapped around her middle, holding her firmly in place. Luna was about to let out an angry yell before kicking the human across the room, when he leaned down and bit her neck. Hard.
The alicorn’s eyes widened at the sudden pain. She could feel his sharp cutting teeth digging into her coat, right next to her jugular. She lost her senses for a moment. No longer was she Princess Luna, Goddess of the Night and all that laid therein, but a scared mare about to be eaten.
Something hard brushed against her marehood. A shiver ran through her, and to her shame she let out a whinny. Apolo growled into his throat as she feebly kicked into the air. Luna felt him shift on top of her. His cockhead pressed against her lower lips more firmly. She squirmed, wanting nothing more than to get away from the predator, but she was firmly pinned.
She could feel Apolo’s hot, moist breath on her throat as he held her in place. His cock parted her lips. Luna clenched her marehood, trying to deny him entry, but his cock slipped inside of her with ease. The moan that left the alicorn could no doubt be heard throughout the castle. Her clit winked, sending a spur of cum on the human’s cock as he forced himself inside of her slowly, firmly, until he had hilted.
Luna’s eyes flickered shut. She let out a snort, her chest rising and falling with the pounding of her heart. Seconds passed. Apolo’s grip on her throat loosened somewhat, allowing her to get in a full breath. One Both of the human’s hands made their way downward. Grasping her hips, he began to thrust.
While Luna might not have been as experienced as her sister or as adventurous as her niece, she could boast having the most vaginal control out of the three. With barely any effort she was able to make a stallion lose himself to pleasure. If she were to try, no being would be able to withstand her.
With Apolo, she tried. As he thrusted into her, she tried every trick, every technique, every motion that she could think, from tried and true methods to things that her fear-addled mind made up on the spot. If she had been able to, she would have even used magic to reduce him to a quivering, thoughtless mess.
Apolo, growled and groaned into her throat, but nothing more. He never stopped his thrusting, never released his grip on her. His pace was slow, methodical, and no matter what she did she couldn’t get him to speed up.
A ticklish sensation began to build up in the mare’s groin, making its way to her belly. She curled in on herself, biting her lip to ignore it, but it built up and up. In desperation, she threw evermore tricks at Apolo, trying to break his concentration, trying to keep him from winning, but she may as well have been trying to squeeze blood from stone.
Luna’s neighed as an orgasm hit her. Her back legs twitched and kicked as her head fell back onto a pillow.
“You… You accursed—”
The human ignored her and the desperate milking from her marehood. He continued to piston his cock in and out of her through her orgasm. Luna leaned down, trying to bite the top of his head, her eyes wild and glassy and drool making its way down the corners of her mouth. Apolo responded by giving her cutiemarks a squeeze.
Orgasm after orgasm tore through the princess. With each one she could feel the outrage and indignity of being used like this leaving her. She stopped pawing at his back with her hooves, instead using them to trace the muscles in his shoulders. She also stopped biting, and eventually even ran out of breathless curses to throw at him. Her legs were wrapped around his middle, holding him close as he continued to rut her like the beast—the predator—that he was.
In her bliss, some silly thoughts came to her lust-addled mind. Collecting the human’s sweat to sell as an aphrodisiac or male sexual enhancement. Having Canterlot’s greatest minds research Apolo to see how and why he was able to do this. Whether it was moral to try to summon a whole town of humans and place them near the Everfree so Equestria could make a mint off their sexual prowess. What to name the colt or filly she was sure to have. Which room in the castle to renovate into a baby room and where would be the best place to buy baby onesies and diapers in bulk.
Luna’s back arched as she came again. Apolo let out a grunt in response and, since he had thrown her on this bed, he began to pick up the pace. Luna hummed, nuzzling the top of his neck.
Across the room, she could hear her sister casting a spell. Her magic poked and prodded the air, trying to touch her without coming contact with Apolo. There were a few failed attempts before it touched the tip of her tail. Luna tensed as she felt the magic making her way up her body, and along with it a similar dull, aching heat that made her very veins sing. Her heat was now upon her. She was ready to be completely and utterly bred.
Luna couldn’t help giggle at the thought. She was going to be a mother after so long. A heir was going to grow in her belly, the first of what would hopefully be a long and prosperous line, one that she could make sure hold the same ideals that nobles ancients did so long ago.
The alicorn kissed the top of Apolo’s head. “You’ve won, my dear. Take your reward.”
A triumph smile came to her face as she felt him hilt one last time, his body tensing. She felt his cockhead twitch before sending spurt after spurt inside of her hungry womb. Her back legs tightened around him, ensuring that he didn’t attempt to pull out.
With a sigh, Apolo went limp on top of her, breathing hard. “I think… I pulled something,” he said.
After a moment or two of collecting himself, he looked up to see Luna fast asleep, a small, happy smile on her face. Despite himself, he smiled as the sight, reaching up to pat her cheek. Slowly, wincing at the dull ache in his stomach from thrusting so long, he pulled out of her, rolling into a sitting position.
“Oh Apolo, are you finally finished with my sister?” Celestia called.
Wiping the sweat out of his eyes, Apolo nodded. “Yeah. Yeah, she’s down for the count,” he said, motioning toward her with a hand.
He heard the tell-tale sound of magic being used. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see Luna being lifted into air, lazily floating toward the couch. A second later there was a slightly louder, more magic-y noise.
Apolo looked over to see Celestia, flushed and eager, making her way toward him at what could have been considered a power walk. Her tail was flicking from side to side wildly, and she seemed to be clenching her backside.
“You used that spell on yourself already?” he asked. “What, aren’t you gonna wait until I make you cum?”
“I don’t think that’ll be necessary,” Celestia replied. “You’ve shown that you’re more than capable, my little human. So forgive me if forgo the formalities and just enjoy myself.”
The tip of the alicorn’s horn glowed, levitating the last vial up into the air and tossing it behind her.
“Hey, I’m gonna need that,” Apolo said.
Celestia chuckled, making her way toward the bed, her eyes glued to his limp, cum-covered cock. Her usually graceful walk was tight and jerky, as if she were keeping herself from rushing toward him. She managed a few more steps before, with a flap of her wings, she hopped onto the bed.
Apolo tried to sit up, only for her to pin him to the bed with her body. The alicorn’s silky fur felt hot against his skin, almost unbearably so. Apolo, even with his lackluster noise, was able to smell her arousal. It musky, oddly candy-like, and all encompassing, and with each little rub and grind his senses were overtaken by it.
Celestia hummed as she felt his cock rapidly begin to harden. “I don’t think you’ll have anything to worry about, Apolo,” she said, rubbing her nose against his. “You’ll knock this slutty little mare up without some silly potion.”
Before he could begin to process what she had said, Celestia kissed him. Her long, thick tongue snaked out of her mouth and into his, tracing each of his teeth. She moaned into his mouth, her hips jerking as his fingers dug into fur.
His cock was rock hard now, throbbing against the princess’s rump with each grind. He started bucking his hips in turn, trying to spear the warmth and wetness that was teasing him so. Celestia broke their kiss, leaning over to chuckle heatedly into his ear.
“You will knock me up, won’t you my dear?” she asked. “Use that wonderful cock of yours to turn me into your personal broodmare? Maybe make me into nothing more than a race traitor that can only cum from human cock~?”
She stopped her grinding, hovering herself right over his manhood. Apolo thrusted upwards without a second thought. His aim was perfect, with that single thrust his cock was able to find it’s mark. He let out a groan as her heat consumed him. Celestia, meanwhile, bit her lip, peering down to see his cock inside of her.
“I hope you don’t mind, but I’d like to take over for a little while,” she said. “As much as I’d like you to break me like you did Cadence and my sister, a part of me feels t-that—”
A whine escaped Celestia’s throat as Apolo pulled out of the mare before slamming himself back into her. Her eyes crossed, and she very nearly fell on top of him.
He thrusted again, feeling her inner muscles squeeze him hard. Celestia wasn’t as tight as her sister, but she felt sweet nevertheless. There was something different about doing this with her. It felt more intimidate, more personal, maybe even a little more taboo.
Here he was, with a mare that many ponies considered their second mother, bouncing on his cock like some common whore. A common whore that wanted nothing more than him to put a baby in her. It felt like he was fucking one of his friend’s mothers while they were in the other room and that was ridiculously hot.
Holding onto her firmly, he began a steady pace, not giving Celestia a chance to catch her breath. He could feel her rump jiggling with each wet slap that filled the air. Her cum began to coat his legs, thighs, and stomach as Celestia tried to keep upward on shaky legs.
“O-Oh mother… Oh…”
Her wings shot open, both wingtips nearly touching the ceiling as the princess came. Her back legs gave out and her ass slammed down into his lap. Both the human and the alicorn moaned. Apolo felt his cock jerk, firing a spurt of pre into the mare, much to her delight.
He continued thrusting, no longer caring about lasting. His pace became fast, wild. Celestia was forced to place her hooves on his chest to keep from being bucked off, her tongue lolling out of her mouth.
“Yes! YES! Keep thrusting like that! Make me moan like a filly~!”
The alicorn timed his thrusts with her own modest movements, her rainbow mane bouncing. She jerked and bucked and even rocked her hips side to side. Each time Apolo tilted she’d force his lower body against the bed so she could grind herself against him.
She leaned down to drag her tongue against his neck before gently biting at his throat. Her breathing hitched as she came again, shaving minutes off his stamina.
“Can you imagine how furious stallions are going to be when they see me round with your foal?” Celestia asked, staring up at him with her big, beautiful eyes. “So many have wished to sate their lust with my body, but I’ve refused. And here you come and show them—” She threw her head back and moaned as his cockhead grazed a particularly sensitive spot inside of her. “—S-Show them what it really means to be a stallion. They’ll see their bigger, t-thicker cocks and realize that they’re useless compared to yours, stud~”
She kissed him again. Apolo eagerly returned it, trying to beat down her much longer, stronger tongue and not at all caring that he didn’t even come close. A spark of pleasure made his toes curl. He could feel that ticklish sensation building up in him.
“I’m getting close, Celestia,” he murmured.
Celestia smiled. “Then fill me up. Fill me to bursting. Make sure that when I get the strength to get up tomorrow your child is in me.”
She kissed his nose, then his cheek. Her tongue darted out to lap at his chin, then his earlobe.
“Make this dirty princess your slut with that fat, human cock~”
She lifted herself up and slammed down into his lap. She did it again, and three more times, before staying holding the position and grinding as if her life depended on it. That was more than enough to push Apolo over the edge.
The human threw back his head and gritted his teeth as he emptied himself in the mare. Celestia let out a hiss as she felt the first shot, leaning down to kiss him savagely.
The two continued to kiss throughout his orgasm, and even after his cock began to wilt. Apolo reached up to caress the mare’s face. Celestia slipped her wing around him, hugging him closely as the two finally lost steam, breaking their kiss and just lying there, panting.
Blowing a bit of mane out of her face, Celestia laid her head down on Apolo’s lap. “You didn’t last as long with me,” she said, with some small amount of pride.
Apolo licked his dry lips. Staring up at the ceiling, he reached up a hand and began to run his fingers through Celestia’s hair. “It was the dirty talk.”
“Just that little bit worked you up?” she asked, smirking
“It did. I’m a sucker for that kind of stuff,” he found himself admitting. “I also didn’t think you were into that kind of stuff. Dirty talk seems more of Cadence’s thing.”
“And who do you think taught her everything she knows?”
Not able to argue with that logic, Apolo just nodded. He felt as tired as he had been in a long time. Already he was starting to ache, so much so that he had a feeling that he had pulled something pretty badly. Still, it was totally worth it.
The human might have let his exhaustion overtake him, closing his eyes and just passing out, when he heard a murmur from across the room. He picked his head up to see Shining looking around dazed. A frown came to his face, and since he had begun this little sexual adventure of his, Apolo felt guilt hit his stomach.
“Hey, let me up,” he said, gently nudging Celestia.
The alicorn, already half-asleep, let out a knicker, holding into him tighter as he tried to wiggle out of her grasp. It was hard going, but after some flicking, biting, and reassurances that he’d be back in a minute or two, Apolo was able to roll off the bed and onto weak, shaky feet.
Not taking his eyes off Shining, he stumbled across the room. As he passed the vial that Celestia had so casually thrown away, he reached down to pick it up. Making a face, he uncorked the top as he closed the distance between him and the stallion. Shining was now staring at him, blinking owlishly as Apolo squished his cheeks together and opened his mouth so he could pour the vial into it.
Seconds ticked by. Shining’s brow furrowed in disgust, and a moment later he swallowed the horrible concoction. With a jerk of his back leg, all of the exhaustion left him, and he seemed as awake and alert as was before this had all started, albeit far more confused
“Apolo? Why the hay did you give me that?” he asked, brow furrowed.
Apolo grimaced. He watched as the stallion’s cock slipped out of his sheath, and a sigh escaped him.
“I think I owe you one, buddy,” he said, reaching down to pick the stallion up. “Don’t look me in the eye while I do this, goddammit.”
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Twilight Sparkle was having a wonderful day.
She had made a surprise trip to Canterlot to see her mom and dad. Both Twilight Velvet and Night Light had been thrilled to see their daughter. The whole morning had been spent talking, laughing, going out to her favorite places in the city to eat and enjoy the sights. At one of these places, she had seen some of her old friends, who had roped her into a Orges and Obelisk session. Moondancer had said that her three favorite things in the whole wide world would be there: Pizza, hay burgers, and chocolate chip cookies.
Before her food orgy, however, the young princess had thought it would be a good idea to see her fellow princesses and maybe chat for a bit. She knew that Cadence and her brother were in the city right now, so why not cover all of her bases. Who knows, maybe she’d be able to talk Shiny and Cadence into coming with her to the O and O session?
She had been welcomed into the castle by the guards. They had offered to show her toward the royal wing but Twilight had waved them off. She knew that everypony was no doubt in Cadence’s old room, chatting the day away. If not, she could just go to Celestia’s personal chambers and see if they were there. The walk was quick, and in no time at all a smiling Twilight stood in front of her old foal sitter’s room.
“Hmm… Should I knock?” she asked the air, her head cocking to the side as she stared at the door.
Twilight let out a hum, looking thoughtful for several seconds before shaking her head.
“No, I’m sure Cadence won’t mind. Besides, it might ruin the surprise!”
The tip of her horn glowed. As luck would have it, the door was unlocked, allowing her to open it without issue.
“Cadence? Are you—Bleh!” The smell of sex hit the young princess like a brick as she poked her head inside of the room, causing her to reel back. “What in Equestria?! What is—how—Apolo?!”
She could see her BBBFF sitting in Apolo’s lap. His back legs were spread open and his tongue was hanging out of his mouth. Shining’s cock stood proudly between his legs, covered in his own pre and twitching like crazy. Apolo had a look of discomfort on his face, looking at the other end of the room. One of his hands was wrapped around Shining’s belly. The other was around the stallion’s cock, pumping it.
Before Twilight could begin to process the horror and disgust that she was experiencing, Shining let out a whinny. With a buck of his hips, his flare ballooned and cum exploded out of his cock. It flew in ropes across the room right toward the mare. Twilight, letting out a yelp, was forced to dive forward to dodge a load to the face. She crawled underneath a table, covering her head with her hooves in terror as her brother moaned and groaned.
Terrible, scarring moments passed. It was only when Shining went silent did Twilight dare to poke her head up over the table. Not only could she see Shining and Apolo, but Cadence, Luna, and Celestia as well. All of them were asleep, and all of these were covered in various… fluids.
“…What?” she said.
It was then that Apolo turned toward her. There was exhaustion in his eyes, both physical and spiritual.
“Twilight.” He paused, thinking over what he was going to say. Two minutes passed before he opened his mouth again. “This… isn’t the worst position you’ve seen me in.”