Prologue - Below the Neck Line
Male Chemistry: Below the Neck Line
Final Warning: If you don't like large (huge actually) breasts, and/or anthropomorphic ponies then please turn and head in the other direction.
Also, no clop in this chapter since it's the prologue.
I don’t understand why I even have to take this stupid class. What I’m shooting for doesn’t involve figuring how much water is in a solution, or how much heat is given off when a substance combusts. It should be illegal to even do this! Is it so bad not to take one class that you will forget? Well, I guess so because if I don’t do something soon I’m going to fail this damn chemistry course, and I’ll have to retake it. I don’t feel like spending more money on the same class I have little patience for, so I guess my only option is being…tutored.
I didn’t like being tutored. It makes me feel inferior to everyone else. Of course, I suppose that’s a small price to pay for not really giving a rat’s ass about the material I was supposed to learn. Anyway, I was hoping the tutor wasn’t some old codger who needs a hearing aid, as that always seems to be the case whenever I would actually go.
Making my way to the second floor of the science department building, I looked through the windows of the lecture halls I passed by. The several ponies, and many people inside were all watching their professors with undivided attention. However, I was sure there was some poor bastard in one of them having the same swell time I was.
Strange, the portal to Equestria, and its inhabitants opened recently, and we were quick to integrate into each other’s society, though in miniscule amounts. When I first heard about the portal opening on the news I thought for sure it was a prank or something. I mean it was during the first day of April last year when I heard it, so it being an April Fools prank wouldn’t have been entirely too surprising.
These ponies were indeed pretty creatures; the stallions were tall, and very muscular, and the mares…, well they put even the most famed porn stars to shame with their measurements. I can honestly say that any guy who’s managed to bed a mare is a winner in my book. Most mares that come here arrive with their stallions at their side, or they’re just not looking for any relationships. Though, the ones that are open are usually taken instantly by some hot shot in society.
Sighing, I rolled my eyes before I came across the tutoring lab on the second floor, room 2-4-7. Each building on campus had its own room in which tutoring was performed unless it was one of the office buildings that dealt with finance, or what have you. However, this would be my first time coming to this building’s tutoring room, as I squinted my eyes at the tutoring schedule. “Fifteen minutes to kill.” I thought as I read the hours for when tutoring was available.
I peered through the door’s window to see if anyone was inside, but it was empty, and dark. So, letting myself in, I flipped the light switch, and watched the ceiling lights flicker before turning on. Placing my backpack on the floor next to one of the front row desks, I sat down, and broke out my iPhone to surf the net. There wasn’t anything too interesting going on in the news just the usual scandals of today’s politicians, and celebrities. If I had anything to criticize about the news it would be why the bad things always made the major headlines. I don’t want to know how terrible life is when I’m already heading there in my academic career.
Closing the internet browser, I placed my iPhone back in my pocket, and examined the many posters along the walls. There was one for almost every subject dealing with science, as there was the periodic table stapled to the wall along with a few posters showing the three phases of matter (four actually if you’re a stickler). There were the steps that made up the Scientific Method, an internal view of our planet’s layers for geology, the different cell phases during reproduction for biology, and many more. For me Chemistry was the ass-hat, and it was a hell of a lot harder than just knowing the periodic table, and the phases of matter! “Stupid.” I mumbled, crossing my arms as I continued to wait.
The passing minutes went by slower than they should’ve, but even after ten minutes when tutoring was supposed to start nobody showed up. I was the only one present in this room. “No, no, that’s fine. I only decided to come to tutoring on the day no one gives a shit!” I cursed at the dry erase board. “Screw this, I’m leaving.” I was about to pick up my bag, but before I could the door opened, and I nearly fell out of my chair as I looked up. “Ho-ly shit.” I blinked at the violet unicorn that entered.
“Sorry I’m late.” She apologized, closing the door behind her. “I got caught up in a chat with one of my old professors.”
“T-that’s okay. Wait, are you the tutor?” I questioned, taking a quick look at her open topped outfit.
“I am.” She chimed before setting her satchel on the desk next to me. “And it looks like you’re the only one who needs some extra help. All the better for you.” She smiled, grabbing a chair, and sitting opposite of the desk.
“There is a God!” I mentally exclaimed, staring at the priceless view of her enormous rack as they nestled atop the desk.
“Were you expecting someone different?” She took notice at how quiet I was.
“No!” I blurted out. “I just uhh…didn’t expect the tutor to be a student.” I looked up at her face.
“Well, I’m not the actual tutor. I’m just here because the one that was supposed to come in today called in sick, and honestly I’m a little nervous too with it being first time, and all.” Her cheeks lightly reddened.
“This is too perfect!” “If it makes you feel any better this is my first time attending too."
“Great, then let’s get started.” She began as she leaned over at my backpack. “So, what do you need help with?”
“Chemistry.” I bluntly stated.
“Ahhh, well lucky for you I know all the elements, and I don’t just mean the Elements of Harmony.” She giggled.
I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to get the joke or not, but regardless I unzipped my bag, and pulled out my binder, and a thick chemistry book. “Four-hundred dollars well spent.”
“Jokes aside, what's giving you trouble.” She asked as I opened the book to the seventh chapter. “Thermo, eh?”
“Yeah…” I exhaled, taking another look at her breasts. “They’re so big, and perfect! I just wanna squeeze them!”
“Alright, well do you know what subject thermochemistry correlates with?”
“Chemistry?” I raised an eyebrow at her.
“Yes…, though I was referring to thermodynamics.” She pointed at the bold lettering at the beginning of the chapter that read ‘thermodynamics’. “The study of the transformation of energy.” She quickly elaborated.
“Right.” I nodded, but really I had no idea what we would even be going over.
“Let’s start…here.” She flipped a page, and pointed a paragraph labeled Internal Energy. “So, here it says that what you will be examining is called the system, and everything else is just called the surroundings.”
“Mhmmm…” I looked back down at her chest for a moment before quickly averting my eyes back to the book.
“Now, to calculate the change in internal energy you have to know the system’s initial internal energy, and its final internal energy. Look, right here’s the equation; Delta E equals the initial internal energy deducted from the final.”
“Uh-huh…” I shifted my eyes back down, and began to feel an erection coming on.
"To put it simply you're just subtracting numbers, and if the answer is positive the system has gained energy from its surroundings, but if it's negative it's lost some." She informed.
"Yeah, okay..." I couldn't stop staring at her boobs. They were just right there taunting me with their lusciousness, causing my erection to sprout even more as I crossed my legs to try and hide it. However, just as I did the unicorn arose from her chair, and crossed her arms.
“Alright, what are you here for? Tutoring, or ogling?” She huffed, looking at me with an annoyed expression. “Because if you’re going to stare I’ll just walk out.”
“Dammit!” “No, I…I do need help...” I admitted, arising from my seat as well. I didn’t notice at first, but she was just as tall as I was, but I guess that’s to be expected since mares are about half a foot taller than the average human. “But it’s just…wow!” I gestured to her chest.
“What, these?” She blushed, looking down. “They’re just normal sized.”
“Oh, sweet Jesus those aren’t even considered big!? Then how ‘big’ do ponies get!?” “Well they’re certainly big to me.”
“Why would say they’re b-…Ohhhh, that’s right.” She put a finger to her lips. “Your species is smaller than ours.”
“Exactly! If anything, take it as a compliment.” I tried to not sound like a pervert, but in the back of my mind I knew I was failing.
“Hmm, that still doesn’t justify your staring, but tell you what…” She sat back down, and I copied. “If you can stare straight at my face for five minutes I’ll continue tutoring you, but if you look down just for an instant I'm walking out of here. Deal?”
“Deal.” I nodded.
“Alright, in three…two…one…”
It was on, and I didn’t plan on staring down below her neck line. My grade was on the line here, but more importantly now, my dignity.
Not staring at her breasts proved easy for about half a minute, but the moment I knew silence was upon us, as I heard the second hand ticking on the clock, the harder it became to maintain eye contact. I wanted to look down so bad, and my perspiring clearly showed it as I felt a bead of sweat roll down from my sideburn.
“It’s a little stuffy in here isn’t it?” She reached down, and undid one of the buttons to her outfit exposing more cleavage, and the top of her dark-grey bra.
“Accursed hormones, why do you torment me so!?” Another bead of sweat rolled down my cheek, as she sent me a sultry glare. “Goddamn it, focus!” My eye twitched before feeling something brush up against my leg. I didn’t think too much of it at first, but it happened again, then again before coming to realize she was swishing her tail against my leg. “Don’t crack, don’t do it!” I motivated myself, as I calmed down a bit.
I thought she was done with her tricks, but what she did just now I thought to be just plain evil, as she leaned forward on the desk until her muzzle was touching the tip of my nose. Feeling her cold breath against my face, I continued to persevere, and stare into those large purple eyes of hers. Just when I thought she couldn’t do any worse, she climbed on the top of the desk on all four, and pressed herself against me as she caressed my cheeks in her hands. “OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!” Watching as she leaned in, I thought for sure she was going to kiss me, but right before our lips meant she forcefully turned my head its side.
“Good.” She whispered into my ear before backing off, and sitting back down in her seat.
“What the hell was that all about?”
“If you truly needed my help you wouldn't have looked down.”
"But I didn't."
"I know."
“So, you’re staying!?” My eyes lit.
“I’m still here aren’t I?”
I couldn’t find the words to answer her, but I was quick to look back at the book, and point where she left off. Watching as a small smile graced her lips, she continued on in an effort to tutor me, however, I did look down at those pneumatic knockers of hers when given the chance to.
Time flew by pretty fast as she continued to lecture me with problems she wrote on the board. I couldn’t say I understood the material a lot better than I did, but I accumulated somewhat of a decent understanding of what I was now looking at. Though, I suppose I could’ve understood more material if I hadn’t sidetracked her; all I did was ask her about her horn, and what was supposed to be chemistry tutoring turned into a lecture on the fundamentals of magic. I think I learned more about an ability I couldn’t possess than what I actually came in here for. Still, it was interesting to hear about it.
“Alright, well, I can’t stay around forever.” She looked up at the clock in the room, and noticed several hours passed by. “So, if you have any last second questions now is the time to ask them.” She began packing up.
“Ummm, we didn’t go over calorimetry.” I showed her the section in the book.
“We didn’t go over it because I don’t think you have a firm grasp on what we already covered.”
“Oh…” My head drooped, as I set the book down, and closed it.
“Don’t take it the wrong way, but maybe another tutoring session with me will help.”
“Uhh, yeah…I’ll be there.” I assured her with a nod.
“Wonderful, I look forward to it.” She began walking towards the door.
“Wait!” I called after her. “Uhhmm… *ahem* are you uhh…are you free later?”
“Am I free?” She cocked her head in a questioning manner.
“I mean would you like to go out.” “So stupid! Why did I ask her that!? Way to make things awkward, jackass!”
“I...just might be up for it.” She smiled, making my heart stop momentarily as I wanted to bust out in celebration. “But on one condition.”
“Name it!” My heart was beating so fast I thought it would burst from my chest.
“You have to get an ‘A’ on your next chemistry test. You show me an ‘A’, and we’ll talk, okay.”
“Okay.” I rapidly nodded.
“Great.” She opened the door, and left as I watched her disappear down the stairs.
“Yeeeeesssss…” I suppressed a scream of joy. The easy part was done, now all that remained was dominating the upcoming chemistry exam next week. “Prepare your anus, test!” I thought before I froze in place. “I didn’t even ask her name.” “FUCK!!!”
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Twilight POV:
“I forgot to ask his name.” I thought as I reached the bottom of the stairs. Thinking I should go back, I shrugged it off, and knew I’d get the chance to ask next time he came for tutoring. Actually, today was supposed to be my first, and only day of tutoring since I was just covering for the actual tutor. Though, I haven’t really had any experience in just casual interaction with humans. So, I think going back next time would be beneficial for both of us.
Shaking the thought of tutoring out of my mind, I couldn’t help but wonder about the portal that merged our worlds. It was of magic origin, and the humans have shown that they clearly don’t have access to that, so that only left ponies to be the ones who could’ve possibly opened it, but the question is who? Nopony knows who opened it, which shouldn’t seem like something too serious to ponder on about, but it is, for if this was an act of rogue magic gone awry who knows what could happen. More portals could show up, and bring who knows what to our worlds, or this portal could close forever, leaving hundreds, if not thousands stranded. If such a thing was to occur most would be able to evacuate to their original world because even though our worlds have merged the ones who’ve crossed over stay relatively close by.