The Camping Trip

by CobaltBlue64

First published

Cadence, ever since she had become a leader, had never had much time with Twilight. Shining wants to change that with a camping trip. Sex ensues. Commissions from Malkavian74, inspired by Ugly-Duckling123

Ever since she married Shining Armor and taken responsibility for the Crystal Empire, Cadence just didn't have the time to be around Twilight. As a result, Shining got them going on a camping trip. However, when Cadence feels something in the night, it goes beyond simple bonding between the two mares.

Fetishes- Big horse dong, sleep sex, slight abdominal bulge, futa, cum inflation, impregnation, cuckold to a light degree, pregnancy sex.

Unedited for the time being!

Wilderness Misadventures

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Twilight Sparkle gave a little groan as she walked uphill, her hooves helpful in keeping footing even as her muscles prepared to give out on her.

"Come on Twily~! We need to get up to the top of this hill so we can get a good camping spot! You know we'll have the entire view of the forests all around!" The pink princess, Cadence, was flying overhead,"Why aren't you flying? You know that it's very helpful!"

Twilight groaned out once more,"Oh you know I got used to walking everywhere I go...haaah....oh Celestia I am so going to regret this! Why couldn't Shining send us off some place flat! The plateaus the the west are awfully nice!"

Cadence flew in closely, and she gave a cute laugh,"I can take that bag off your back for you. I may have been busy with work and all, but there's no way I let my magic get too weak!"

"N-No Cadence I've got it! I've got to work out my back somewhat...this uphill walk is good for me!"

Another laugh came from Cadence, no way this path of theirs would have a dent on her jovial nature,"Okay but if I have to lift YOU up the hill, that'll be a little bit too much for me! You've definitely grown a bit since you became an alicorn! How's it feeling? Being a little taller with new magic coursing through your veins?"

Twilight looked up at her flying compatriot, a flimsy grin popping up on her muzzle,"I uh...oh that's a loaded question Cadence. I've grown nicely for sure,"she sighed out quietly as the uphill trot slowly became more level,"I do like being taller actually, I don't feel so dwarfed by Celestia. She's still huge...not in a bad way! Don't tell her I said that!"

"No problem Twily, this is a more private trip for us. What happens in the woods, stays in the woods!"

Twilight gave a small nod of her head,"Okay okay, now that I trust you for sure," she said in a joking manner,"I can tell you EVERYTHING about myself. That you don't know of course. One of my other lover facets of this is having my friends look up at me. Oh...this sounds a little narcissistic."

"No way! I know who you are! Just keep telling me about all of it. Suppose this is me making up for how I haven't really been able to get to know you."

"Heh...thank you Cadence. I'll see to it that you get to hear plenty about me. Sooo....about being looked up to. It's...different being above all my friends. Fluttershy is second tallest now, and I used to see eye-to-eye with Applejack. Rarity seems to get this new sparkle, no pun intended, in her eyes when she sees me. When I first got really tall she saw this opportunity to make outfits for bigger ladies like you and I, Cadence. Rainbow still wants me to...better myself when it comes to flying. Probably another opportunity for a race, eh?"

"For sure, Twilight. Though...you should put me in touch with her so I can work a bit myself. I was saying how my magic skills are just as good as they've always been...my strength though...not so much. I swear after carrying a baby around for so many months I got a bit of fat in some places I didn't need it so much," Cadence looked down at herself mid-air. Alicorn blood left her with a figure that left mares jealous, but that figure of her's was only a slight bit plumper after having a pregnancy.

Twilight cackled playfully,"Oh you look fine! Trust me, Shining loves it and that's where it counts. Just because you have a bit more...oh uh...'gotta bit more cushion for the pusin'," she threw on her best Applejack voice,"doesn't mean you're unhealthy."

The accent Twilight pulled on got another laugh out of Cadence,"That is such a good imitation of yours! Anyway Twilight, how about Pinkie Pie?"

Twilight cracked another smile,"Oh she's doing the usual thing she does even though I am an alicorn! Partying, and it's fun. You should try and come along to one if you ever have free time. Put up some advisers to handle the workload!"

"That is a very...un-Twily-like thing of you to say. However...you make the huge point about actually enjoying myself as of late. I'm not going to age any time soon so...better get started enjoying the rest of my life!"

"Definitely Cadence...oh and we've reached another uphill climb!" Twilight called out begrudgingly, ready to curse the very earth she stood upon,"Gah...maybe I'll also take up some exercise with Rainbow Dash. She's an excellent trainer. Hardcore is an understatement with her sort of eagerness."


They duo finally reached the pinnacle of the hill, Twilight panting out softly as she'd gotten to sitting down on a log. Cadence set herself down upon the ground, and she took her bag and threw it into part of the meadow. The Princess raised her arms above her head and groaned,"Ahhh...here we go...it's so pretty up here! There's all these trees all around, a river moving through so we can bathe...and fresh air all around! I think I'm going to start setting things up! You can actually go clean yourself up if you want, Twilight. I'm sure you're all sticky from the work."

"Cadence you have no idea how dirty I am right now. My hooves are all dried out and I got dirty in my fur...oh it's just a huge mess Cadence. Thanks for excusing me from helping with putting up camp. I'll come back, and I'll be sure to help you."

Cadence began opening one of the sizable bags that'd been brought along, and she used her magic to bring out everything. Anything that was able to be folded was folded very efficiently,"Sure thing Twilight! Though, you better get done quickly, because I'm rather good at setting things up. My magic lets me multitask!"

Twilight got up and she grinned at her sister-in-law,"That's very reassuring! Now I've got to hurry and clean up! I can't handle this mess I am right now!"

As opposed to walking her way to the water, Twilight opened up those lovely alicorn wings of her's, and she took off into the air. She didn't get too far before her mind wandered. Ever since she'd become an alicorn, her physical body underwent plenty of changes. While, most of these were fairly visible indeed, she had a new piece of equipment that Celestia hadn't warned her about. When Twilight finally saw a lake, she gave a sigh of relief. The purple alicorn touched down upon the ground ever so lightly. She disrobed, and this unveiled said new equipment of her's. A rather sizable shaft had formed on her out of nowhere one day, and now, it was 16 inches in length when fully erect. Down below, she was equipped with a heavy set of balls meant for breeding. All of this testosterone didn't manifest anywhere but in the form of plenty of urges. Simply talking about her friends earlier got her going. She thought ESPECIALLY about Pinkie. That mare would bounce about wherever she went, and in those low cut tops she wore, her mammaries were practically ready to spill out for everyone to see. With Twilight's newfound height, those bubbly bosoms weren't hard to take a look at, considering she was always looking down at Pinkie.

"Oh Goddess, I can't handle this anymore!" Twilight threw herself into the freezing water, hoping the cold would absolutely kill her burgeoning erection. Her sudden relief melted away to more and more thoughts,"No nononononooooo...can't let this keep going like this. Think Twilight think...it won't be that bad if you deal with it here...the fish will be alllll fine..." she shut her eyes, sighing out quietly as she tried to quiet the sound of her heart about ready to pound from her chest. She opened those purple eyes of her's and gazed down to see that beast of a shaft starting to come up from the water. Was it bigger? It couldn't possibly be...it was just the way she looked at it. The mare took a deep breath and reached down to stroke her shaft, just starting with her fingers. Her moistened fingers dragged slowly along the wet length of her shaft. It twitched again, veins lightly bulging out of the hard flesh. Twilight gasped and let go of her length for a moment as the broad tip overflowed with precum, oozing plenty into the water. The water clouded only a light bit with her seminal fluids, and it was only precum. A brief few seconds without touching herself passed, and Twilight couldn't hold composure. She grappled either side of her shaft and began furiously jerking herself.

This was how it went every single time. She had to deal with this spontaneous arousal, try and pace it out, and then be reduced to impatiently blowing her load. With her hands wrapped around her member, she continued vigorously jerking her pulsating length. In time, her tip had already grown to flare out fully, ready to deposit its load. It just so happened, that this would be deposited all throughout the water. Her muscles all tensed up rapidly, and her shaft fired off ropes of seed through the water. Every contraction of her impressive length produced another rope from those churning testes of hers. When it was finally over, Twilight sighed out in relief as her shaft retreated back into its protective sheath. Twilight let out one more relaxed sigh, and she further sunk into the water to actually get to cleaning herself. off.


Back at the camp, Cadence had put up everything she could really think to put together. It had come together rather nicely. There was the campfire pit, then the lawn chairs, and to top it all off she'd pitched the tent that they'd both be sleeping in. Finally she was able to sit back and relax in one of said lawn chairs. Twilight would be back soon, and then they can spend more time together.

Plenty of time had passed, and Twilight showed no signs of immediately coming back. Cadence tossed the idea around in her head for a moment, and she decided she REALLY should get up and go find her fellow alicorn. She opened her lustrous pink wings and took off gently into the air. It was safe to assume following the river would lead her directly to Twilight, so she followed her intuition. From above, it was easy to scout out the area. The lake soon came into her vision, and she began making her way over there. Twilight came into view, and she looked awfully relaxed.

Little did she know how 'busy' Twilight just was.

Cadence dived in towards the ground and she skillfully glided the last bit of distance,"Huh, you look you're doing pretty well over here Twily!"

Twilight suddenly yelped, attempting to cover herself with her wings,"C-Cadence! Yeah I was just resting...the water really is comfortable even if it is really cold. I must've lost track of the time...I'll be right out and dressed, so you don't need to uh...wait around and all," the mare grinned nervously, no doubt embarrassed by being seen in the nude.

Twilight's pink companion gave a hearty laugh at the sudden reaction,"Twilight that is so atypical of you! I haven't seen you this hot and bothered in so long. I'd think that the water would keep you nice and cool! Maybe I should...hop in?" she pitched in teasingly, and Twilight went a deep shade of red before looking away.

"P-Please this is awfully embarrassing Cadence. You tease...how does my brother put up with it?"

"Oh he loves it, trust me. We wouldn't have gotten this far without it too! Such a loving...sweet guy. Everyone in your family is just amazing...sadly I don't get to spend so much time with all of you. Maybe next Gala?"

Twilight blinked a few times,"W-Well certainly! It'll be a great experience for us all...do you want to continue this conversation outside of me being in the nude? I really don't like being in this position. And I'm thinking I might start to catch a chill if I'm in too long. Uh...you don't mind turning around and...not staring at me?"

"We're both grown women, Twilight. You don't have to worry about me judging you!" Cadence said, wings opening up as if she was taken aback by what had been said. She was about ready to fly off from the looks of her reaction,"I don't...make you jealous or anything do I? We're all different you know...and I've had a baby! My figure is a bit different after that."

"I uh...y-yeah yeah it does make me feel sorta..."Twilight slipped over her words as if they had been in the water longer than she had been,"Sorry I can't help it...do you mind? I don't mean to be rude and all,"she said, working a different sort of magic in an effort to hide her new limb. Sadly, it's like she didn't even think to use magic to mask her additional appendage from sight. Was it a waste of time?

Maybe.

Cadence suddenly did a quick turn to face the other direction,"Alright! I'm actually really glad you spoke up. Most mares would be too sheepish if anything to speak to me like that. Though...you're also family, so I should expect a more casual connection!"

"Oh uh...wow Cadence, thank you for being so understanding," she said as she moved to hoist herself up from the water. She practically scrambled onto the bank, trying to hide her dark purple sheath from sight till she got to her clothes. If she forced herself onto the ground quickly, she'd thrown her clothing on even faster. Before long, she whistled to Cadence,"You can turn around now!"

And with that, Cadence looked over her shoulder to see Twilight, flashing her a cute, innocent grin,"Sorry that I did make you feel bad...but I'm glad to hear you got it off your chest! Let's head on back and get comfy. Night is well on it's way, and I can't tell Luna to hold it off for a little while longer another time this year. Something about putting everything out of whack."

"Ah our sensible Luna, following her rules. Celestia doesn't follow them as strictly. It's rather funny...but I suppose since she's been at it longer it's more relaxed."

"Trust me, Luna has always been much more by the book, Twilight. I've heard so many stories about it. Before the Nightmare Moon incident too actually."

Twilight gave a swift yet affirming nod,"I'll...remember that next time I try to coax her to do something like that. Maybe I can offer her something."

Cadence snorted,"Pfft...you may not think but she's very stubborn when it comes to that old system of her's. She may be rather calm by all definitions of the word but she's not willing to change on a stance so quickly. I love her and her quirks though. I think she can be awkward, much more than you for sure."

"Oh yeah, that totally wasn't a playful jab at me Cadence. I'll uh...figure something funny out to pick on you over."

"Let's not get onto that! I'll lay off of the awkward jokes and running into you and your private time!"

Twilight gulped at the thought. Despite it being a joke to Cadence, she wasn't aware of just HOW bad things could get,"H-Hey what happened to what you said about the teasing? Let's just get back to the campsite and get ready for night time! We don't want to get into trouble with any timberwolves do we?"

With a few agreements and a temporary truce on teasing banter, the two Alicorns took off into the air and flew back towards the campsite.

A Night in the Sack

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The two had gone back into the camp, and not long after ate and went to their beds. In the same exact tent. Cadence slept in her own sleeping back, however, Twilight slept on some sort of mat with some blankets covering her up. She wore some cute pajamas with a pink top and purple sweat pants. Things were quiet for the most part, with the occasional chirping of a cricket or the howls out in the distance of a timberwolf or some Diamond Dog that got lucky while mining out a hill. It was awfully hard to tell the difference. One sound was too much at one point, and Cadence blinked open her purple eyes. She sat up straight, then groaned out quietly.

"I can't even get a lick of sleep...ah I miss my Shiny..." Cadence yawned and looked over to Twilight sleeping soundly, and she grinned,"Hmm...still quite cute. I'm sure she'll make some male really happy some time,"the Alicorn prattled on to herself, as if trying to relax more so she could sleep. Cadence gave a few blinks of her eyes, before she realized she felt a little something else. The twinge of heat had finally kicked in. It had been so long since she felt it, and it was coming on EVER so suddenly. Now she wouldn't be able to sleep. Her heart raced, her eyes darted to and fro around the tent, looking at the light of the moon coming through very faintly. It was like all her senses were dialing up rapidly, and she hated this.

Her eyes then stop upon one specific spot, Twilight. Something stood out to her. Was it a scent. Something male wafted around them. And it was nearby, or very strong. It could've been a nomadic elk, or a bison on the same sort of journey. Unbeknownst, it was coming from the mare to her side.


Twilight snored loudly, deep in her sleep. She was formidably good at sleeping, among other things. It was a struggle to even awaken her. She didn't hear the hurried shifting around of her sister-in-law. She was actually caught up in one of those dreams that'd been ever more common for hers. Twilight woke up in a large pool of hot water, something similar to a lovely hot tub, but she was in the clouds too. It was a similar theme. Always starting off this way when she was in a specific sort of mood.

Then, it approached her, a snow white mare with an incredible figure that put most to shame. She didn't wear any panties, showing off more of her figure. However, she did wear a black lacy bra. Something that Twilight found to be amazing when matched along with the rest of the mare.

"My dear student...you've done so well in your studies,"she said, approaching Twilight. It was very obvious who this was now.

"C-Celestia? W-What are you," Twilight's mouth suddenly couldn't say anything else as the Alicorn approached her in the hot tub, swaying her wide birthing hips. Twilight looked down to see her sizable purple shaft bobbing with her heartbeat above the water. It was a beacon of manhood, oddly enough, on a mare. Before she knew it, her godly teacher was leaning over her, those huge tits swaying lightly in front of her shaft.

"I need to teach you something new...unexpected...unprecedented even! You're going to learn how to...breed a mare, and breed her right? Are you on board? Of course you are..." and with that, her horn lit up and undid the straps of her black bra, letting it fall free so her hefty white jugs were free.

Twilight instantly came.


"W-where is that smell coming from...goodness it's so sweet and so like Shiny...is he here? Oh that...wouldn't be happening. He promised not to watch me! Gods why is he so nice!" She grumbled and sniffed more at the air, till she looked to Twilight once more and saw something through the blankets. It appeared that something was lifting the blankets up somewhat.

"N-No...I'm sure it's just the blanket. It was probably adjusted...can't be anything funny going on under there."

Cadence continued reassuring herself that there was totally nothing out of the ordinary here, till she saw that bulge underneath the blanket give a throb.

"I...I have to...check to see if a mouse isn't under there. Cheeky little things..."

The love princess moved a hand over and began slowly pulling back the blankets. This was just her checking on Twilight. Nothing odd going on here. Simple as that. She was almost done now. And the blankets are back and....

"T-That is a dick! Hoooooly hell..." Cadence bit her lip when greeted with a fat bulge growing underneath Twilight's sweats and through her pant leg, fighting against the fabric for freedom from it's prison. The sweats were visible in the moonlight, and Cadence could see the wet spot in them from some sort of nocturnal emission. And it absolutely reeked of the scent of a stallion. The smell wafting off of it was overpowering. Second to Shiny but still it was highly substantial. Cadence was ready to go back to bed. Emphasis on was. She had dead eye contact on Twilight's crotch, eyeing the obstruction in her pajamas.

Cadence did what was the right decision, pulling down those pants and getting a good look at it. Her estrus at least thought it was a good idea.

Now she was able to stare at the real attraction here, the lengthy purple shaft that now started growing more as a reaction to the extra space it had. Cadence was stuck in a sense of awe now, as it was actually longer than her loving husband's own shaft. The testes were also absolutely gravid. Their dark purple sac was absolutely taut, churning as if it still produced more and more seed. Twilight was still dripping too, a testament to all sorts of male fertility. The love princess tried fighting off the urges to mess with the erect tool, reaching out her dainty hand to get a touch, before restraining herself from said touch. She went through this process several times, getting closer and closer to touching the over-sized appendage till finally she rested a hand along the underside.

Twilight suddenly took a sharp breath, before breathing back out and relaxing completely.

Cadence just about had a heart attack when Twilight breathed harder than typical, her wings fluttering with the beating of her shocked heart. However, her hand was still in place, moistened by a singular bead of precum that had dripped down Twi's member, despite the upwards curve of it. Cadence's pounding heart was still about ready to bust past her ribcage, even more-so as result of the fluid that had gotten onto her delicate skin.

"I-I uh...suppose this wouldn't hurt me too much. Only...just enough to enjoy myself and get over this whole heat of mine,"Cadence said before rising up from her sleeping bag and undressing herself. She was a site to see. Luckily, no one WOULD see her in this whole situation. She hoped so at least. Using her magic to levitate, she moved to end up over Twilight in silence. Now, there she was. Floating above her sister-in-law's pole of a shaft. Her pink rear end was up in the air, tail held back over her dripping vaginal entrance. Her labia were now a shade of red, engorged and ready in her intense arousal. Cadence looked down to Twilight hesitantly, biting her lower lip as a drop of her own secretions dripped down lazily from her labia majora. This little drop fell upon Twilight's shaft.


In her dream, Twilight was now being ridden by Celestia. Physically, however, she was completely ready for that. While still in the deep stupor of sleep, she reached out and groped either side of Cadence's fat rump, digging her fingers into the velvety surface. Like in her dream, where she felt along the majestic suns emblazoned upon her mentor's immense marshmallow ass, she manhandled Cadence's supple end. Then, with a swift motion of pulling her down, she suddenly yanked Cadence against her bulging dick.


"N-No Twili-nnn...oh goodness...I'm so sorry Shiny..." she said, gazing downwards. She looked past her milky mammaries to see the tapering lavender tumescence pushing past her introitus, the corona completely lost in her carnal depths. Before she was able to break free of that grip that Twilight had on her tush, she was pulled down further. While she thought immediately to fight back against being jammed down upon a relative's dick, it wasn't too bad now that she'd gotten used to it. Her heat was genuinely making her handle it, even enjoying it. As Twilight began jerking her hips, bouncing Cadence harder and harder, she too had to work back against it. Just leaving her companion to doing all the hard stuff didn't seem too kind.

As she got more into it, she moved to place her hand's against Twilight's shoulders, steadying herself. She was soon able to piston her hips powerfully, the astounding skill she had making her quite capable in using Twilight's impressive prick like the tool it was. It made the quite the visual just in case anyone were to watch. The way her ass was pulled apart by Twilight's dainty hands made her gasp as she was also stretched out from below, her vaginal walls slowly clenching and unclenching around the phallus. Cadence's sensitive depths tensed up at the slightest nudge of her cervix. She had already gone down so quickly against the futa.


Twilight groaned out weakly while still sleeping, under the impressive spell of her dream. Celestia felt wonderful around her member, and she could feel every muscle within tensing up all around her groin. The muscles around her dense sack began to really clench too, suggesting that maybe she was about to bust deep inside of the Princess of the Sun. Her dick trembled, no doubt emitting a mess of her seminal fluids that paved the way her member followed. The pace she had suddenly grew much quicker to match the tensing of her muscles. It came as second nature even. This was much too fun for her own good. Part of it felt taboo even. Now there was no stopping, veins bulging along her engorged penis as she leaned in to close her lips upon her Princess' puffy, reddened areola. As she clung for her pleasure, she could feel Celestia coming to a stop. With a lewd, wet squelch, the divine mare made her last descent into a powerful orgasm. Everything seized up clearly, the white Princess peaking as fluids squirted from her well used depths. Her muscles all seemed to rapidly squeeze around Twilight's pole, working it too. Subsequently, Twilight came.


Cadence began slowly lifting herself off of Twilight. She was done with the mare, now basking in the afterglow of her orgasm with a now quelled heat. However, it seemed like Twilight disagreed with it, pulling her back down.

"No we can't have none of that, you know...I don't want to make anymore risks."

There was a faint snore that came from Twilight, and then she hilted powerfully.

"Okay okay! Stop stop please Twilight! I'm perfectly taken care of now!"

Twilight's dick was flared, and Cadence could feel it. Her heart felt like it dipped in her chest as she felt ropes of hot spunk start firing off against her cervix. Hell, it fired right past her cervix, bypassing the tight muscle completely and piling up in her poor, fertile womb in copious amounts. Cadence started panting out weakly, ever powerful bunch of dickmare seed pulling more moans out from deep in her throat. Shining couldn't have ever done anything like this, not even on the night when they conceived. But here she was, feeling every bit of the virile load surging into her uterus, and in astonishing amounts. Time seemed to be at a standstill as she had to watch her belly actually grow with the immense gouts of seed. It wasn't long till she looked as if she were carrying a foal.

This wouldn't end well.

Aftermath

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Eight months had passed, leaving plenty of time for changes to occur. Cadence carried the pregnancy very well, twin foals resting in her belly. She was quite the sight for everyone to see. Constantly she would get glances from the stallions working in the courts. Wide rocking hips, sizable breasts that would drip even through royal meetings, and that belly only fitting for a Princess of Love and Fertility.

Now, however, there was no meeting for her to partake in.

Cadence was laid back in her bed, completely naked. She had breast pumps attached, milking her jugs so they wouldn't end up leaking about an hour or so later. Cadence looked down past her breasts as they would occasionally wobble on account of her breathing, only to gaze further past her belly to her husband, holding her legs apart and pounding into her moist sex.

"Sheesh Cadence...this is the fourth time today! Not that I mind...I love the way you look like this! You just...continue to stay resting while those pumps do their work!" He said playfully, hilting inside of Cadence and stopping to reach out and stroke her belly with both hands.

Cadence blinked with every time her husband would hilt himself inside,"Ooooh...but you know I enjoy this ever so much...you're so skillful but ALSO you're gentle too~ Oh Shiny...just keep it up, for me. I've only got another month or so left and...mmph! I missed being like this after having Flurry Heart!" The heavily pregnant princess moved a hand down to stroke her belly as it would lightly sway, her body shaken by her husband's full thrusts.

Shining gave a laugh as he looked down upon his pregnant lover, watching her breasts bounce on her chest,"Wow is that a...pregnancy fetish I see there? Maybe we should get Celestia or Luna to carry. They uh...don't seem to be interested in any of the other leaders though."

After his words, Cadence went a little quiet,"Mmm...you know what idea I'm getting? Invite them in with us sometime. Do you think you wouldn't mind doing a little work for them?"

Her stallion smirked,"Possibly,"he patted her belly on both sides before pulling out from her slowly,"Yeah yeah...making me your stud huh? I don't mind that...love and fertility follows us wherever we play. Besides...after these, should we have more?" Shining said while jerking himself off against his wife's gravid belly.

"Maybe! Ahh! They're kicking be careful!"


Over in the other rooms, Twilight held Celestia on her back. The white princess had her legs held just as far back, leaving her in a heavily sensitive position while she was plowed into from the smaller mare.

"Oh here we go again, Princess! Another one's coming!" The purple Alicorn thrusted hard, arching her back and groaning through gritted teeth as she continuously pumped her hips, working out another one of her many innumerable loads of the night into Celestia.

"Hah...what is that, five now? I didn't think you'd last this long either...poor thing you must be so spent~!" Celestia said in loving tone,"Just keep pounding me, you know how much I love this..." Celestia clenched her eyes shut, feeling her belly sloshing faintly with what can only be described as not enough hot spunk,"Now, once more with feeling!"