You're life as Flash Sentry on Earth was being terrible, but then you died while saving Twelve kittens from a fire and wakes up in Equestria!
Life on earth sucked for you (Flash Sentry). BUt then you died because you jumping in front of a bullet to save your grandmother, who had, cancer.
Flash Sentry goes to Equestria and saved the world! A second-person fanfiction starring you (Flash Sentry) This is my first story on this sight, so if you dont have anything nice to say, in the comments, don't be a hater!!!
You were killing a bunch of noobs on CoD:Modern Warfare. BUt then, you heard your dad calling: "Flash Sentry! I hate you so much! I'm going to light the house on fire!"
An hour later, you started smelling smoke, but yo u thought it was just your mom burning something on the stove, because she always feeds you burnt stuff. Soon, though, there is lots of smoke, and you know the house is literally on fire. So, you finish the match really quickly because you don't want to ruin your perfect record of a million kills and no deaths, then you run down the stairs. You see that your mom and dad are already dead, and you shed a single tear.
You leave the house through the front door, but then you hear some kittens in the attic. So, you run back in and go upstairs. Most people wouldnt be able to see through the somke, but you can and you go get the kittens and you take them outside where it's safe.
You remember, though, that your grandmother is still inside. SO, you rush back inside and bring her out too.
When you bring your grandmother outside, there are police officers. SInce police always kill people for no reason, they shot at your grandmother.
You jump in front of the bullets and save your grandmother, but a lot of the bullets hit you. You layed on the ground and died!
You appeared in the Everfree forest, and you thought to yourself: "Wow, Im in the Everfree forest!"
But then, you heard something behind you, so you turned around and shot it with your KAP-40 pistol in full-auto. You didn't realize you had all of your Call of Duty guns with you, but it makes sense.
When you look at what you shot, though, you see that you shot Zecora.
You feel kind of bad about it, but she should of not snuck up behind you, so it's really her fault.
As soon as you walk into Ponyville, lots of ponies start waving and smiling at you, because they're not dicks like humans are. You're happy to finally be in a place where everyone appreciates how cool you are.
The first pony you meet is Twilight Sparkle. She immediately runs up to you and says: "Oh my God! I love you!"
You're confused about this for a moment, but then you remember that you're the human flash sentry, so of course Twilight Sparkle is going to be all over you.
She drags you forecefully to the library, and then yells at Spike: "Get out of here, nobody likes you, and I want Flash to fuck me!"
Twilight Sparkle says: "Oh my GOD Flash! I can't get enough of your cum!"
So you have sex with her again, doggy style, but they call it pony stile. You are almost ready to dump another load in her purple pony plot, but you decide to stick it in her ass instead, so you pull out and jam it in her back door instead.
She screams, but you know she's actually enjoying it.
You pump another load of deadly jizz into Twilight Sparkle. She doesn't know it, but beause you had so much sex on Earth, you are carrying HIV and syphilis, but you aren't showing any symptoms because you have a really good immune systems!
Twilight Sparkle says: "I love you so much! I want to be with you forever!"
You think: "Whatever, bitch, because now you have AIDS, and you won't live forever anymore." You're happy that you made sure that Twilight won't live forever.
Twilight Says: "You know Flash? You should really fuck all my friend's because, like, your really good!"
You say: "I totally should, because they're hot and I think I might start to like horse pussy." But really you want to give them all AIDS so that they will die. You aks Twilight: "What one should I fuck first?"
She says: "I think Fluttershy will be the hardest to get. I think she's a virgin!"
So you go to FLuttershys house, but Discord is there.
Discord sees that your about to have sex with Fluttershy, and he doesn't want you to, because he want to have sex with her!
Discord tried to get rid of you with his magic, but it didn't work because you dodged it. Then you shot him with your sniper rifle noscope and headshot.
Discord died and sayd: "WOw that wa really cool." Not in that order.
Fluttershy came out from her bedroom and saw Discord was being dead. She said: "Oh no! Discord is dead!"
SHe was supposed to have sex with you then, but she was upset about DIscrod for some reason.
Fluttershy was dumb for not wanting to have sex right away, so you drag her to her bedroom and have sex with her anyway. WHen your done giving her your STD"s, she just keeps crying. SHe's so dumb and weak. So you do the merciful thin and use you're Call of Duty knife to slit open her belly from top to bottom, and you strangler her with her guts. Her rabbit was angryu, so you strangle him with her gut's too.
When you get back to POnyville, you say: "Fluttershy didn't want to, so I did it anyway and I killed her."
"That's fantastic," Rarity said. "Yay!" Rainbow Dash said. "'bout time!" Applejak says. "Yay! PInkie said! Lets throw a welcome Flash Sentry and congratulations for killing Fluttershy party!"
Twilight says: "Uh uoh, who is going to be the new leement ofkindesss?"
Lyra walked in and said: "WOW! A human! I want him to do me with his hands! I like hands! Show me how to sit!"
But then you don't, because you don't like Lyra. Lyra is gay, so she goes away. Probably to lick Bon Bons horsepussy or seomthing. You hope she dies, but you don't really need to worry about it because she's gay and all gay ponies have AIDS already.
The rest of the mane 5 are really impressed with how you killed Discord, so they have sex with you right there in the street, and you give them all HIV. Rainbow dash doesn't want to at first because she's gay, but then the other 4 hold her down for you while you fuck her, and she likes it so much that she turns straight! Turning straight cures her AIDS, so you have to have sex with her again to make sure she has AIDS again.
Applejack says: "Wow, AH'm realleh empressed that y'all done turned Rainbow Dash straight! Will ya pleahs have sex with me again?"
So, you do, and AJ likes it so much she gets pregnant instantly.
You say: "AJ! You better go get an abortion."
She says: "Ah caint' get no abortion'! God sahs I cain't get abortions!"
So you say: "AJ, there is no God. Anyone who thinks there is a God is a moron." You're right, of course, but AJ is still dumb.
She says: "Ahm sorreh, y'all, but I jus' cain't do that."
Rarity wants to earn money because she's a Jew pony. "Hey, FLash! I'll kill the babby for you if you give me some money!"
"Okay," says you!
So Rarity kills Applejack, and the fetus dies too. It comes out of her vagina after she dies, and every pony leave's it on the street. The other ponie's all cheer.
"Okay, Flash Sentry," Rarity says: "I killed it, so now I want my money."
You knew she would ask for her money because she is a Jew pony. But you know what to do, because the Jews were responsible for the Holocost and 9/11. You kill Rarrity!
Rainbow says to Twiligh: "WOw, did you see the way he killed Rarity? THat was super asweome!"
"I have over a millino kills with no deaths." You say.
They are both very amazed.
Pinkie says that they should both give you a blowjob.
So Twilight and Rainbow dash shove your dick down their throats as far as they can, because they want more of your AIDS jizz.
But then Princess LUna comes flying in, and you think she's a lot hotter than Twilight.
Twilight pulls up to breathe and shoves Rainbow Dash down. She says: "Oh Flash Sentry, I love you so much will you marry me!?!"
"Of course." you say
Twilight pulls Rainbow Dash off of your dick and starts sucking on it again because she loves you so much. BUt your over her and you want Luna instead, so you take out your pistol. You were about to shoot her in the head, but then you remmembered that your dick is in there, so you shoot her in the back and paralyze her.
Rainbow dash and PInkie run away because they're dumb cowards. Rinbow will probably be deported back to mexico where she came from.
"Hi luna" you say.
Luna is so amazed at you that she falls in love with you right now. "Oh my GOD" she says, even though she's a muslum and muslums don't have a real god. "I love you so much, I want to give my immortality to you."
So she does, and there's a lot of magic, and then you have a wings and a horn and she does not.
Then Luna dies because she's 1000 years old and is not immortal anymore.
;You didn't get to have sex with her, but then you do anyway. It's okay because she's still warm and not stiff yet. It's like the five-second rule, but with horsepussy instead of food.
Then you decide this world is dumb, and all the ponies are fags and so are anyone who wathes it.
So you go back to earth, and because your immortal now, you don't die from all the bullets and the news makes you a hero. You would use that fame to become president, but only asshole's get to be president, and your not an asshole, so you don't want to be president. All the people are dumb and evil anyway, so you just play Cal of Duty some more and kill noobs. Then your cat bites you, so you kill you're cat.
