You're life as Flash Sentry on Earth was being terrible, but then you died while saving Twelve kittens from a fire and wakes up in Equestria!
It's okay because she's still warm and not stiff yet. It's like the five-second rule, but with horsepussy instead of food.
I don't even know what to say.
4701602
That's Shakespeare if I ever saw it.
Murder, strangling, STD's, regicide and necrophilia.
This is truly shaping up to be a masterpiece narrative.
You didn't get to have sex with her, but then you do anyway. It's okay because she's still warm and not stiff yet. It's like the five-second rule, but with horsepussy instead of food.
...Luna...
You just broke me...
4704940 Also double extreme sexism, racism, and being-a-fanatic-atheist!... ism.
Rainbow's Mexican?Huh... who'd thunk?
I don't even know what to say.
4701602
That's Shakespeare if I ever saw it.
Murder, strangling, STD's, regicide and necrophilia.
This is truly shaping up to be a masterpiece narrative.
You didn't get to have sex with her, but then you do anyway. It's okay because she's still warm and not stiff yet. It's like the five-second rule, but with horsepussy instead of food.
...Luna...
You just broke me...
4704940 Also double extreme sexism, racism, and being-a-fanatic-atheist!... ism.
Rainbow's Mexican?
Huh... who'd thunk?