The Final Episode of the trilogy, Big Mac has only one circuit left to win before he can permanently stop everyone from calling him weak!
The final Circuit! The World Circuit, once Big Mac becomes Equestria's champion everyone will permanently stop calling him weak! Can he tango with the toughest that Equestria's got to offer? Can Big Mac finally put an end to everyone calling him weak? Also, a dark figure observes him throughout the circuit!
"Uuuuuuugh, that wedding was soooooooooo booooooooriiiiing!"
"Hey, but you powered through it like a man!" Fancy Pants interjected.
"Eeyup, but Trixie's guests kind of scared me, like that Ahuitzotl, I thought those were only stories!"
"Don't worry, at least no-one tried to kill you!"
"I guess you're right, and thanks for calling me a true man even though I'm a pony."
"Don't mention it friend, now let's do this!"
Then they entered the ring.
"Wooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Yep, glad to have some action in my life too Ember, after that gag worthy wedding, jeezus!"
"Yeah, now let's introduce the fighters in this match! In this corner we got the Super Duper Party Pony, the Pony of Polka, the Pony voiced by Weird Al Yankovic, it's Cheese Sandwich, or in the ring...oh, he decided not to give himself a nickname, guess being the spiritual successor to the notorious Aran Ryan would do that to you!"
Then everyone cheered, but not as much as Cheese's girlfriend Pinkie Pie!
"Then in this corner, we got the Big to Giga red, the Strongest Hearted Horse in Ponyville, The next head of the Apple Family Main Branch in case Applejack were to die...It's Big Macintosh, or in the ring...Big Mac!"
"Wait...Black Kirin what do you mean by that?"
"Well, the Apple Family always makes sure they have more than one kid, so just in case the one they choose as the next head were to die, they'd give the title to the next worthy kid, and you know you're the next head if you wear the stetson, handed down with love and care from parent to child!"
"Wow, that is interesting, now then time for the fight!"
"Round 1, fight!" Spike declared.
"YOU CAN DO THIS CHEESE!!!" Pinkie cried out.
Then Cheese Sandwich began bouncing from left to right, then Big Mac saw where he was going to bound over to next and nailed him! Then Cheese Sandwich went back to bounding all over, then Big Mac nailed him a 2nd time! Cheese tried to do an overhead but was countered allowing Big Mac to stun him! Then Big Mac went for the hits, till Cheese blocked! Cheese went for the uppercut but was countered by Big Mac's uppercut, allowing Big Mac to get a star! Cheese Sandwich then did a taunt!
"Hey, how come it took this long for you let me have a line in this chapt..." Then Cheese Sandwich was cut off in the middle of his dialogue allowing Big Mac to get a 2nd star! Also, Cheese Sandwich I thought it would be funny to make you go "Oof, ah, oof!" whenever Big Mac combos you!
"Now that's not very nice Mr.Author!" Said Pinkie.
Pinkie, go back to your seat! Any who, Big Mac then used a jab but Cheese Sandwich dodged and he tried to use a counter uppercut, Big Mac dodged Semi-early then countered his counter attack for a 3rd star, then used the 3 star uppercut! Surprisingly Cheese Sandwich was still standing after that, I wonder why, oh that's right he's Pinkie's proxy, of course he'd still be okay! Then Cheese Sandwich tried to headbutt, but that was one stupid idea as it was countered, the force of his head and Big Mac's punch colliding caused Cheese Sandwich to get knocked down!
"1...2...3..."
"Woo!"
"Alright, fight!"
Big Mac jabbed as soon as he tried to hop to the right! Then Cheese Sandwich tried to headbutt again not learning from his past mistakes, then Big Mac blocked and hit him back, getting a star! Then Big Mac used a one star uppercut! Cheese Sandwich then tried to do a hook, but then Big Mac jabbed again, stunning Cheese Sandwich again, then Big Mac used another combo, where Cheese Sandwich grunted "Oof ah oof!". Then Big Mac used a right hook! Then Big Mac threw another jab but Cheese tried to counter hook again, but was countered again! Then he tried to do a hook, but was countered with a hook, stunning Cheese once again! Then Cheese Sandwich tried to do an uppercut, but was countered allowing Big Mac to get a star! Cheese Sandwich then tried smacking Big Mac with the his rubber chicken: Boneless 2! Big Mac ducked then punched him, before Cheese could recover from the hit, Big Mac got 2 more hits in on him!
"Now come on Big Mac, you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would..." Then Big Mac punched him breaking his groucho glasses, and getting a 2nd star! Then Cheese Sandwich pulled out a cheese wheel and rolled it at Big Mac, he dodged and dodged again after the cheese wheel bounced off the ropes, and then Cheese Sandwich got ran over by it, which also knocked him down!
"Well, this whole entire chapter is getting real random, so that's why I decided to contribute, now fight!"
Then Cheese Sandwich got ready!
"Here it comes Ember!"
"Yeah, here comes the punch meteor shower! Cheese Sandwich then pulls out a large bomb! He then throws chattering teeth all around the floor so the opponent doesn't counter,next he throws the live bomb into the air and allows it to explode! The explosion then makes boxing gloves fall towards the ring and as protection for Cheese Sandwich he pulls out an umbrella!"
Big Mac then bounced himself off the ropes and crashed into Cheese Sandwich, he then tied Cheese to the bomb with Boneless 2, then he took Cheese's umbrella, threw Cheese Sandwich into the air, then the bomb blew-up! Big Mac shielded himself from the meteor shower as he watched the smoldering stallion fly into the audience!
"Ring out!" Spike declared.
Pinkie then ran to Cheese Sandwich who at this point is now Grilled Cheese Sandwich!
"Cheesey, are you okay?"
"Yes, but I can't say the same thing about boneless!"
"It's okay, say hello to Boneless the 3rd!" Then the both of them began laughing! As the audience clapped and cheered, there was one blue cat looking creature in the audience who clapped slowly, looking at Big Mac with great intrigue!
"I've been waiting to chew this womanizer out for years!"
"Yes, use that anger!"
"Thanks coach!"
Then they entered the ring!
"Yes! This douche has had this coming Black Kirin!"
"Yep Ember, ever since that interaction with Rarity it created a gigantic shipping war between Sparity and Rarilane! Thank goodness this guy struck out with Rarity!"
"Though Spike struck out as well!"
"But hey, who's the one getting 2 wives in the future?"
"Yep!"
Meanwhile on the mat.
"Thunderlane."
"Spike."
"Thunderlane."
"Big Macintosh."
"Spike."
"Big Mac."
"Thunderlane."
"Fancy Pants."
"Don't drag me into this."
"Wow, look at that 2 on 1 glare! Hey look everyone else is glaring at him! It sure is evident, everyone hates Thunderlane like how we all hate Flash Sentry, Trenderhoof, Prince Blueblood, Angel Bunny, and others I cannot remember!"
"Well let's introduce them now Ember!"
"Alright, in this corner, a true hero to the WVBA, The one who has not lost a fight yet, the most exciting fighter yet...Big Mac!"
"Then in this corner, the laziest in Ponyville, the womanizer of Ponyville, and sent to jail an unknown number of times for rape! Thunderlane, or in this case...Thunderlaninski! I seriously don't give any crap about this guy!"
"Yeah I mean...hold-up! yes! Thunderlaninski will be sent to jail again after this fight!"
Then everyone began booing, hissing, and throwing things at Thunderlaninski!
"Who'd he rape this time?"
"The OC: Milky Way!"
"THAT MONSTER!" Then Black Kirin pulled out a shotgun!
"No! Calm down Black, just imagine yourself as Big Mac beating his ass!"
"Fine!"
"Round 1, fight!"
Thunderlane was going to attack but then everyone began booing! Big Mac managed to get his 1st hit in! Thunderlane used a fast powerful uppercut, but no matter what, Big Mac could dodge! Thunderlane then used a hook which was then intercepted by Big Mac, gaining a star! Thunderlane then used a left hook which was countered by Big Mac's jab, gaining a 2nd star!
"Now listen here you ass, just stop asking girls out! They will not find you attractive!"
"Shut-up! You don't know that!" Then he threw a jab!
"You've strike out every time I see you! I wanted to punch you so hard for the longest time!" Then Big Mac blocked and threw his own jab!
"I just want my little brother to have a mother figure after our parents died!" Then Thunderlane threw an uppercut which Big Mac dodged then he did a combo!
"Yeah, keep on raping mares that you drugged, that'll help Rumble find a mother!" Then Big Mac jabbed
"Screw you!" Then Thunderlane went into a rage! Then he threw 3 uppercuts and Big Mac got him
"You are the worst stallion I've ever met! Flirting with mares constantly, even though they said no and sprayed you with mace, tear gassed, and much more!" Then Big Mac hit him in the gut!
"Grr...fuck off, I'm going to jail anyway!"
"Yeah, but it seems that it'll be forever this time!"
"F...forever?"
"Yes, do you have anyone in mind who can take care of Rumble?"
"Flitter & Cloud Chaser!"
"Aren't they like mother figures to Rumble?"
"They wont be available every time! I need a parent who can watch him 24/7!"
Thunderlane tried to hook, his fury had him miss then Big Mac threw a delayed jab for a 3rd star!
"But at the circumstances now, try to think about all of the bad things you've done!" Then he jabbed Thunderlane! "Think about why you were kicked out of the Wonderbolts!" Then Big Mac hooked Thunderlane! "Think about how your carelessness has caused Rumble to sleep at other's houses!" Then he uppercutted Thunderlane "I care about the boy, everyone cares about him, he told me how you beat him when you come home drunk! He told me about how you beat him for being gay! he told me about the times you get sent to jail!" Then he rapid punched Thunderlane!
"I...beat him?"
"Yes, so please when you go to jail, use the time in their to think!"
"You're right! I'm a horrible stallion, as soon as I graduated community college, it's been one tragedy after another! Starting with the death of our parents! I'm sorry if I am so horrid that you wont even say the usual "Eeyup" to me! But tell me why are you lecturing me?"
"I care about you! Don't you remember the promise we made with Pony Joe and Bulk back when we were kids?"
*Flashback!*
"It's a promise, we will not do anything to that will ruin us! But if we do, then one of us must beat sense into them!"
*Flashback over!*
Big Mac then jabbed Thunderlane in the face! Thunderlane then tried to throw a right hook, but Big Mac ducked and Big Mac countered then knocked Thunderlane down!
"We're friends Thunderlane! I care about you, and now that the day has come, I finally got to beat so much passionate sense into you!"
"1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9!"
"Thank you for still being a pal, I hope you will visit me during my life sentence!"
"Fight!" Spike declared.
Then Thunderlane got ready!
"Ember, he's..."
"Yep Black Kirin, it's time for his special the Thunder Punch! 1st, electricity enters both of his fists then he simply punches the opponent!"
Thunderlane then came at Big Mac! Big Mac felt both of his fists get charged with star power! Then Big Mac came at Thunderlane! Big Mac's left Star Uppercut missed, then he dodged Thunderlane's right Thunder Punch! Then they collided their 2nd charged fists!
"Whoa! Do you see that?"
"There's smoke all over the ring! Quick, someone get the AC on so the smoke can clear faster!" Announced Black Kirin!
Then after the smoke cleared...we see Spike coughing, and Thunderlane on the floor smiling!
"I can't believe I have to fight an old geezer!" Big Mac said with uncertainty!
"Don't fret my boy, this is his last match before he retires, but still do not let up, even on the elderly, I learned that the hard way when I was walking the path to be the champ!"
Then Big Mac nodded and then they passed by Ahuizotl who looked at them with hateful eyes.
"Why must he keep on looking at us like that? It's creepy!"
Then they entered the ring! Big Mac faced Cranky Doodle Donkey.
"Good luck, I can tell you have the potential to beat the champ!"
"Why that's, mighty kind of you old timer, enjoy your retirement!"
"I will, now let's end my final fight with a bang!"
"Aaaaaaaah yeah! Big Mac is gonna retire this old legend!"
"Let's see if Cranky still has one good fight left in him before retirement shall we?"
"Yep in this corner we got Big Mac, and in this corner we got Cranky Doodle Donkey, or in the ring: Bald Doodle!"
Meanwhile on the ring, they both shook hooves.
"Alright guys, let's get this fight underway, now Round 1, fight!" Spike declared!
Bald Doodle then jabbed, but then since Bald Doodle was so old, he was stunned, which allowed Big Mac to punch him, then he threw a jab, then another delayed jab getting him a star! Then Bald Doodle ducked to his left and threw a delayed jab! Bald Doodle did a hook, but was dodged, once again his age made him unable to take it so he was stunned again! Big Mac then used a straight lunge, don't worry Bald Doodle may be old, he's taken worse from Pinkie Pie!
"You're a natural!"
"Thanks old man!"
"Don't mention it!"
" *Sigh!* Black kirin, Doesn't it just feel like a breath of fresh air to see good sportsmanship?"
"It sure does Ember!"
"Here are your coffees sirs." said Deke Kay!
"Oh, thanks!"
Now back to the fight! Bald Doodle then taunted him! "You know, I bet everyone would be surprised if I wo..." Then he was jabbed in the gut allowing Big Mac to get his 2nd star! Then Bald Doodle turned and tried to buck, but missed as Big Mac dodged.
"You take kick boxing classes?"
"I wanna be as flexible as I can when sharing tender moments with Matilda!"
"TMI buddy!"
Then Big Mac jabbed, but Bald Doodle dodged! Then Bald Doodle began throwing a lot of random objects, then Big Mac dodged to the right and ducked! Then Big Mac dodged another hook and did 2 delayed jabs gaining a 3rd star! Then Bald Doodle jumped back and started running in place getting ready to charge! Then he ran real fast towards Big Mac but Big Mac countered by punching him in the gut and caused him to get knocked down!
"1...he looks really hurt, 2...I hope he's okay, 3...I'll call my own personal hospital in case, 4...5..."
"Hahahahah, I'm still good, don't worry Spike!"
"If you say so, fight!" Spike declared.
Bald Doodle then delayed a jab until suddenly Big Mac countered! Big Mac then got a lot of good punches in, that's when Bald Doodle countered and did another buck, but once again Big Mac dodged! Bald Doodle then jumped and started spinning around like a helicopter, then Big Mac blocked all the attacks!
"Come-on Bald Doodle is that all you got? That was one weak special!"
"Hahahahah, you haven't even seen my special boy!" Then Bald Doodle jumped back against the ropes and flew like a rocket at Big Mac, then Big Mac blocked, being pushed a few centimeters! Bald Doodle then jumped back, and as soon as he landed, Big Mac straight lunged again! Bald Doodle then began to sweat.
"Things getting to hot for you? Wanna take a break?"
"Ha, not like I've heard that before!" Then he rolled his eyes, and then jumped to the left and slid on one hind leg, then jabbed, but Big Mac ducked, and knocked Bald Doodle down, but Bald Doodle used his front hooves to push himself upwards and bound up, he thought his hind leg would make contact with Big Mac;s chin but he dodged and once Bald Doodle's upside down face was met with his right-side up face...no, get your heads out of the gutter, I will not say now kiss! Instead, I'll say Big Mac punched Bald Doodle knocking him down!
"1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8..."
"I wont go down just yet, this old timer still has a few tricks up his sleeve!"
"Fight!" Spike declared.
"So you say you wanted to see my Special? Then how's about this?" Then Bald Doodle got ready with a deep breath!
"Oh, here comes his Special!"
"Yep Ember, it's time for the Winds of Winding! He 1st levitates into the air destroying because of all the air he absorbed, then blows a powerful breath, causing the target to be captured by the vacuum and then begins spinning them around until they're good and dizzy like pin the tail on the pony! That's when Bald Doodle goes in for the insta TKO!"
Bald Doodle blew the wind, then Big Mac spun his fist around to capture all of it and now his fist was wrapped in a powerful wind! Big Mac then threw the star uppercut, no he literally threw the star uppercut! The boxing glove flew out of his hoof and then it flew really fast at Bald Doodle while spinning, then the Glove made contact with Cranky, sending him flying then he bounced off the ropes, and landed on the mat!
"TKO!" Spike declared.
"Way to go honey! Oh, and the pregnancy test said negative!" said Miss Cheerilee
"Drat!"
Meanwhile in the booth.
"Whoa, talk about your wardrobe malfunctions, that was a freaking flying star uppercut!"
"Yep Black Kirin, that was certainly...what...okay...okay...okay..bye. It seems we got a temporary 3rd commentator for the next fight!"
"Who is it?"
"The guy who got us our coffees!"
"Hi, I'm Deke Kay, and I'll be commentating along side Mad God Ember Hewdraw & Black Kirin on the next match, Big Mac vs Super Macho Bulk!"
Big Mac went down the hall without a conversation well at least until he ran into Ahuizotl in the hall. Big Mac saw Ahuizotl making out with Daring Do but that's when he gave Big Mac the stink eye!
"Geez, what did I do?"
He received no answer as he entered the ring.
"Hello I'm Deke Kay, and I'll be guest announcing!"
"So what do you think of today's match Deke?" Asked Black
"Well Black & Ember, it seems we got a battle of the Eeyups & YEAHS!!!"
"You got that right buddy!" Said Ember
"In this corner we got the power of eeyups: Big Mac!"
"In this corner we got the power of YEAHS: Bulk Biceps, or in the ring: Super Macho Bulk!"
Meanwhile in the ring...
"Heh, the both of us were dumped by the same girl."
"Eeyup, come-on, I'll buy yah a drink after the fight, now cheer-up!"
"Oh YEAH!"
"Round 1, fight!" Spike declared.
Super Macho Bulk then threw a fast uppercut, but Big Mac dodged, then Big Mac jabbed, stunning Super Macho Bulk! Big Mac then punched him 2 more times getting a star! Then Super Macho Bulk did a Spin attack, but Big Mac ducked! Super Macho Bulk then used a put his gloves together while bending his elbows, turn around, charge quickly, and then did a left elbow attack! Once again, another attack failing to make contact with Big Mac!
"Photo op!" Then Big Mac got him while he was posing for the cameras, gaining a 2nd star!
Super Macho Bulk then attempted to do a delayed uppercut, but he missed and Big Mac landed a delayed counter for a 3rd star! Big Mac then jabbed Super Macho Bulk! He then tried something starnge that Big Mac thought was his Photo Op taunt, but it wasn't! 1st he posed then said "Super..." Then another pose "Macho..." Then a 3rd pose "Bulk..." Then he spun around 3 times but Big Mac dodged all 3 times! Then he countered him with an 8 punch combo! Super Macho Bulk then leaned to the right and then Big Mac jabbed him in the opposite side, making him twirl into the left, but Big Mac then jabbed him in the right! After a few more of this Super Macho Bulk went down!
"1...2...3...4..."
"YEAH!!!"
"Fight!"
Meanwhile in the booth...
"Dang guys, Big Mac is sure giving Super Macho Bulk a run for his money!" Said Deke kay.
"It aint over yet, Big Mac has not seen Super Macho Bulk's Special!" Said Black Kirin
"Wait, the Super Macho Clothesline Attack was not his special?" Said Ember in shock.
Now back to the fight.
"You know what, I'll make you Spike's usher once he marries Applebloom and Sweetie Belle, also don't worry, I know a good therapist to help you get over your irrational fear of Butterflies."
"Thanks dude, you sure are cool!"
"Bulk's afraid of butterflies?" Asked Spike.
Then Big Mac answered with Yeah & Super Macho Bulk answered with Eeyup, quite the trade-up am I right? High 5 the screen if that was a good joke! Big Mac then bashed Super Macho Bulk! Super Macho Bulk then tried to slam his chiseled chest at Big Mac but that was really stupid as Big Mac countered with a jab! Then he was stunned, allowing Big Mac to get 5 whole hits in, and then Super Macho Bulk then used his wings, his tiny flimsy, look like they could fall off if frozen wings to hover over Big Mac then tried to crush Big Mac with his Big Butt, but seeing as he was so slow when flying, Big Mac dodged, but then Big Mac saw the distortion wave being blasted and jumped! Then Big Mac jabbed, but Super Macho Bulk blocked! Super Macho Bulk then used the Super Macho Clothesline Attack again, but Big Mac avoided it once again and then countered, but with a straight lunge!
Meanwhile in the audience...
"(He uses the straight lunge just like Little mac, could he be ready to use that?)" Fancy Pants wondered.
"Hey Fancy pants, are you okay?"
"Oh I'm fine Cheerilee I was just doing some hard thinking."
Now back to the fight! Big Mac knocked Super Macho Bulk down once again!
"1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8..."
"Oh no you don't! You gotta beat my special before you can take-on the champ!"
"Fight!"
Then Super Macho Bulk got ready!
"Whoa! It's time for the special!" Said Deke kay!
"Yeah, Super Macho Bulk will be using the Weight Slammer!" Said Ember
"With this attack..."
"Wait Black Kirin, can I explain?"
"Why not Deke? Go ahead!"
"Well, for the weight Slammer, you gotta out lift Bulk or else the weights will crush you, and Bulk will slam down to finish you off!"
Big Mac was able to match Super Macho Bulk for only so long but then he thought fast and crushed a Smash Ball to become Giga Mac! He then managed to out lift Super Macho Bulk jaw dropped then the weights crushed him, and then Giga Mac finished him off with a Star Uppercut!
"Knockout!" Spike declared.
"Dang that was awesome!"
"Yeah, but you do realize what's happening next right guys?"
"Yep Deke Kay, it's time for you to get lost and next time Big Mac must face the world circuit champ!"
Meanwhile in the audience a pair of evil eyes looked at Big Mac! "I'll see you in the ring, that is...if you can make it on time before the referee calls a forfeit! Hahahahahahahah!"
"Big Mac, guess what?"
"What is it honey?"
"I'm pregnant!" She told him.
"Yes, I'm so happy that I could just Eeyup all night long!"
"Big Mac, outstanding, are you ready to face the champion?"
"We're the minions of Ahuitzotl, we're here to make sure you never make it to the title bout and be marked as forfeit!"
"That dirty cheat!" Big Mac said while flaring his nostrils!
"Let us go right now or else!" Fancy Pants warned. "If you do not cut us loose, so help me, I'll show you what true fear is like!"
Then all the tribal ponies laughed!
"Oh please, even if you do make it out, you'll never make it to the WVBA Building in time!"
"You sure about that?"
"What?!"
Then all of Big Mac's previous opponents appeared! Glass Sentry, Iron Kaiser, Discord Kid, Puppet King Claude, Piston Hondo Flanks, Harry Hugger with Fluttershy, Great Armor, Blue Flamenco, Cheese Sandwich, Thunderlaninski, Bald Doodle, and Super Macho Bulk!
"You guys...wait, Thunderlane? Aren't you supposed to be in prison?"
"I had a super realistic dream that you might be in trouble, so I broke out with the help of my girlfriend Berry Punch, yeah she's the only one who still likes me, then I gathered everyone-up!"
"Thanks buddy!"
"Grr...get them, don't let them get anywhere near Big Mac!"
"Guys, let's do this!"
So the boxers managed to get through the army of tribal ponies and assorted jungle cats! Great Armor untied Fancy Pants and Bald Doodle untied Big Mac.
"Thank yeah kindly!"
"So Big Mac. ready to do this? Get some warm-up training with these scoundrels before your big match?" Asked Fancy Pants as he pulled a pair of blue boxing gloves out of his shirt!
"Eeyup!"
"That's the spirit boy, now watch me use the power meter!"
"Power meter?"
"After seeing you use the straight lunge so many times I felt you were ready to learn one last technique! The power meter fills up as you take or deal damage, but once the meter is full you can use a one shot K.O. Uppercut! You can only use this once a fight!" Then he demonstrated the K.O. Uppercut by using it on a Tiger, sending it flying out of the warehouse!
"You see? Now try it on that Liger!"
"LIGER?!!!" Then Big Mac turned around in great panic, of course because Ligers are almost as big as an English tour bus well their length is, but holy fucking Christ are they huge! Big Mac fought hard dodging all of the Liger's attacks and countering! "Hey coach, how do I know when it's time to use the K.O. Uppercut?"
"Wait till you hear a faint ding!"
"Okay!"
Then...he heard it!
"Here I go!" Then Big Mac punched the Liger right outta there! "I did it!"
"Good, now go and get to the stadium!"
"I'll help out!" Said Cheese sandwich! "Here's my Cheese Supreme Cannon Ball Surprise, get in!"
Big Mac got into the cannon, and then...
*BANG!*
"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Good luck chum!" Said Fancy pants after punching a cheetah!
Meanwhile at ring...
"Where is he? Where's Big Mac? Did he really chicken out after figuring out who the champion is?"
"I sure hope not Black Kirin, I put 1 million bits on him, and...to be honest I don't have that kind of money!"
"Where are you honey?"
"Come-on Big brother, where are you?"
"Big Sis, will Big Mac make it on time?"
"Oh Reeeeeef, isn't it time you start counting down?"
"(Where are you man?) I guess, 1...2...3..."
Meanwhile in the night sky...
"Hey Mac baby!"
"The ghost of Doc Louis?"
"Yeah, here! Eat a chocolate bar, it'll give you your strength back after crash the landing! Now good luck, show this cheater a thing or 2!" Then Doc Louis disappeared!
"7...8...9..."
Then Big Mac crashed into the building! After the landing, he ate the chocolate bar rejuvinating him for the final battle!
"Yes! He's here, now I don't have to work off all of those bits!"
"Wow, what an entrance!"
"Okay you cheater, I'm here, and I'm calling you out you queer!"
"Even though you made it here, you honestly think you can defeat the likes of me?"
"I can try!"
Then the champ removed the hood to reveal who he is!
" *Gasp!* You?"
"That's right, Ahuizotl, or in the ring...Mr.Ahuizotl!"
Then powerful sparks soon turned to nukes as they looked one another in the eyes! Big Mac was enraged and ready!
"Your coach isn't here, you think you can win without him supporting you?"
"Round 1, fight! Kick this blue balled cat's ass!"
"With pleasure Spike!"
Everyone who has ever commented on this story and the previous 2 episodes were here to watch the fight! Mad God Ember Hewdraw, firebirdabirdoffire, Limits, Deke Kay, ThatGuyYouForgot, Tavern Tales, KaBar41 and Omega C!
"Everyone is cheering me on, don't you hear it?"
"Those are boos!"
"Oh, I'm gonna make everyone cry boo-hoo after this!"
"Not unless I give you a 1 and a 2 and a Scooby Dooby Doo!"
"That doesn't even make any sense!"
Mr.Ahuitzotl then did a overhead punch that was then countered by Big Mac, getting him a star, that's when Big Mac Star Uppercutted him, making him stumble back a few feet! Then Mr.Ahuitzotl walked back to the middle of the mat after recovering and roared a little. Big Mac couldn't help but notice that Daring Do's eyes were glowing for some reason.
"(Were her eyes always that color?)" Big Mac wondered.
Then Mr.Ahuizotl then tried to strike down our hero with a delayed haymaker but he missed as Big Mac dodged it! Then Big Mac used a delayed counter, gaining a star! Also, the Power Meter is now at 1/10th full! Big Mac then Star Uppercutted him again!
"Boo!" then Big Mac jabbed him, gaining a star then Big Mac did another Star Uppercut! It was Star Uppercut after Star Uppercut until Mr.Ahuitzotl was knocked down!
"1...2...3...4..."
"It's not over yet!"
"Fight!"
"Afraid?"
"No!"
"Well, you will be because here comes my Dreamland Express! Mwuahahahahahaha!"
Then he threw 3 fast & powerful alternating uppercuts then after Big Mac dodged, he countered and hooked Mr.Ahuitzotl as he was stunned infinitely until he was knocked down again!
"1...2...3...4...6...oops I mean 5...6..."
"You will not defeat me!"
"fight!"
*Ding *ding!* *ding!*
"Holy shit! He just survived one round with Mr.Ahuitzotl! This guy is completely something else!"
"I know Black Kirin, he's so awesome!"
"Now for the commercial! Buy the complete set of CreepyPasta Stories all read by Mr.Creepypasta himself for only 2 payments of 333 bits...to us, at our homes!"
Meanwhile on the mat, all of the boxers and Fancy Pants have made t to witness the 2nd round!
"Big Mac, what has happened?"
"I survived the 1st round!"
"Really? Dang man, even though I'm ranked under him, I never survived the 1st round!" Exclaimed Super Macho Bulk.
"Hey Mac baby, here's a bottle, you can drink from it out of misery after I defeat you!" Said Mr.Ahuitzotl!
"Oh he wont be drinking from that bottle, you will, yah butt!" Said Discord Kid.
"Ember will you look at this? Yep, it seems all of Big Mac's previous opponents have arrived to give their support for Big Mac!"
Then round 2 began! Mr.Ahuizotl then kicked Spike out of the ring, only to be caught by Twilight!
"Okay, now Mr.Ahuitzotl is getting sued!" Then Twilight kissed Spike's forehead and then Spike was teleported back into the ring.
"Round 2, fight!" Spike declared!
Mr.Ahuitzotl then used a haymaker that Big Mac ducked under!
"(This Stallion is so infuriating!)" Then he looked to his left! "(Alright, the traps are set!)" Then Mr.Ahuitzotl tried to whack Big Mac with his tail's 3rd hand but Big Mac caught it and threw it right back at his face! Mr.Ahuitzotl then snapped the fingers on his 3rd hand and a cannon fired a cannonball!
"What?" Big Mac dodged and was almost hit by Mr.Ahuitzotl's left fist!
"Hey, that's cheating I'm going to have to..." Spike was cutoff after Mr.Ahuitzotl punched Spike right out of the ring!
"Spike!"Applebloom Gasped!
"The referee is gone now, he wont be able to stop me just like the previous one that I sent to the hospital!" He revealed.
Then 2 tribal ponies tried to jump into the ring but that's when the one on the left was grabbed by Glass Sentry, and the left was grabbed by Cheese Sandwich!
"Stand still!" Then Mr.Ahuitzotl threw a delayed overhead punch! Big Mac tried to dodge to the left but was stopped as the 3rd fist tried to hit him, then Big Mac got hit in the face! Big Mac then spat out a tooth!
Meanwhile in the booth.
"Go to Colgate's Dental Care, if you lost a tooth, you can get it repaired at her Clinic!" Ember & Black advertised!
Now back to the fight! Spike woke-up in the audience and lost his memory of what happened earlier! He then rushed back to the ring as Big Mac knocked Ahuitzotl down!
"1...2...3...4...5...6...7..."
"Graaaaaaaah!"
"Fight!"
Then Mr.Ahuitzotl snapped his 3rd hand's fingers again! This time, making spring boards appear under the mat!
"What in the?"
Then Big Mac jumped in sync with the mat allowing him to jab Mr.Ahuitzotl's face! At this point the Power Meter was half full! Then Mr.Ahuitzotl went to his right and then did a delayed Haymaker, but was then countered with a jab allowing Big Mac to get a star!
"Here comes the Dreamland Express!" Then after the attack was over Big Mac countered with a hook, getting a 2nd star!
"He's almost there!" Said Fancy Pants!
"What do you mean?" Asked Blue Flamenco.
"He has 2 stars and I can feel that the Power Meter needs 20% more power to be fully charged, then also he has the Smash Ball, if he can pull this off correctly, then he can win!"
Then Mr.Ahuitzotl was knocked down again!
"1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8..."
"Graaaaaaah, I refuse to let you win!"
"Fight!"
Mr.Ahuitzotl then tried to do an Overhead Punch but that was countered with a jab allowing Big Mac to get a 3rd Star! That's when round 2 ended!
*Ding!*
"Oh my goodness gracious! Sweet Celestia! Marry Francis eating a kebab!"
"What was that last one?" Asked Black Kirin.
"Nothing! I'm just surprised Big Mac has survived 2 rounds and dang is this guy seriously cheating!"
Meanwhile in the ring...
"You're doing great Big Mac, it's time you returned this revolting cat to the jungle!" Said Fancy Pants!
"You can win honey, I know you can!" Said Cheerilee.
"Just being biased, but yeah, I'm sure you can do this!" Said Spike.
"You can win!" Said Glass Sentry.
"You fight like a true man, he doesn't, so I know you can win! Or my name aint Iron Kaiser!"
"After this, I'll treat everyone to Ice Cream and Cookies, so please beat this jerk!" Said Discord Kid.
"If you win, I'll take your story on the road as a puppet show!" Said Puppet King Claude! "I'll be rich!"
"Big Brother, we know you'll win, I think I speak for the whole family when I say...you can do it!" Said Applejack.
"If you win, I'll let you have a cameo on my show!" Said Piston Hondo Flanks.
"Roaar roar!" Said Harry Hugger.
"I got nothing!" Fluttershy translated.
"Come-on my greatest rival, seeing as how you can keep-up with a prince must mean you can beat this joke!"
"Make it 2 princes, for I even though think his little sister unworthy of marrying my cousin Spike still think Big Mac shall prevail!" Blue Flamenco replied.
"It's going to be one world wide victory party after Big Mac becomes the world champ!" Said Cheese Sandwich. "I got the phone numbers of multiple versions of me & Pinkie if you win buddy!"
Thunderlaninski just simply grinned.
"This is the final round, don't let us down Big Mac!" Said Bald Doodle.
"YEAH MAN, DO IT! WIN! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! YEAH!" Screamed Super Macho Bulk.
"Thank you everypony, now step aside, I got a fight to win!"
Then round 3 began!
"Final Round, Fight!"
Big Mac fought hard, allowing him to fill the Power Meter to 100%! That's when Ahuitzotl got ready!
"Oh, here comes the special!"
"We're safe here in the booth right? RIGHT?!" Ember asked in worry.
"Nope, he's going to use the soul surge punch! Where all of the spectators get their souls stolen for a powerful devastating Punch! If Big Mac can counter then we wont be separated from our bodies forever!"
"I'm outta here! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" Then Ember rushed to the exit!
It was too late, everyone's souls were absorbed by Ahuitzotl's fist! Then, he jumped on to the ropes, and bounced off to give Big Mac a one way ticket to the Graveyard, but then Big Mac crushed the Smash Ball, and then used the K.O. 3 Star Uppercut fusion! The force of the K.O Uppercut, 3 Star Uppercut, and Giga Mac, was enough energy to cause a punch as strong as the Sonic Rainboom & Falcon Punch combined! blasting Ahuitzotl out of the planet, and past every other planet until he landed on a distant alien planet! Everyone's souls returned to their bodies and Spike ended the fight by declaring...
"Knockout!"
Everyone cheered, and rejoiced as Big Mac not only won the champion saddle, but also saved all of their lives! Daring Do's eyes turned back to normal.
"Whu? H-hey! Are you the one who beat Ahuitzotl?"
"Eeyup!"
"That bastard had me under mind control and turned me into a sex slave! You saved me, and as a token of my gratitude, I'll write your story of how you became the champ!"
"Oh, well you're welcome!"
"Fuck man, Big Mac fucking won! He's the fucking champion now!"
"Yep Ember, a true hero to be sure!"
Cheerilee gave Big Mac many kisses on the face! Twilight was unable to sue Ahuitzotl seeing that he now lives on planet PNF-404!
"Thanks for joining us here for the title bout, but for now, the WVBA will be taking a short break, but when we come back, we'll be ready top comment of the action! So thank you for being with us! Bye!"
That night, the dreams and everypony calling him weak have stopped!
Weeks later...
"Hey big bro, you got mail!"
Big Mac then took the letter and read it!
Dear Big Mac:
I've seen your fighting skill and would like to invite you to Smash, as a fighter, are you interested?
"Absolutely? What's that suppose to mean? Absolutely bad or absolutely good?"
"Absolutely!"
" *sigh!* Well anyway, welcome one and all from both here in Equestria and the Neighboring land of OOO! Today we got an exhibition match to show trust between both lands!"
"Absolutely Ember, and just look, over there we got Princess Celestia the ruler of our land sitting next to the true King of OOO!"
"I don't know what Bubblegum is talking about, he sure looks like no fraud to us!"
"Ab..."
"If you say absolutely again, I'll throw you out of here! Remember, I'm a god!"
"Absol I choose you, now come here and gimme a hug!"
Then Ember glared at Black.
"Why I oughta...ghe, nevermind!"
Meanwhile in the ring...
"So, how are you feeling today Big Mac?"
"Like forging a long lasting bond of comradship in a mighty meeting of fists!"
"That's the spirit!"
The original referee finally came back from the hospital and now Spike is sitting in between Twilight and Flash waiting for the fight to go underway!
"I miss Spike being the ref!"
"Eh, don't worry he's right over there with your friends to cheer you on!" The ref pointed out!
"Hello, ready for this, James Baxter?"
"Ye-e-es, let's do-o-o this, for pe-e-eace!"
"Alright, time for the fight to begin!"
"But Black Kirin, before we do, let's introduce our fighters! Yo citizens of Equestria you already know who he is, so people of OOO, say hello to the Champ of the WVBA, the guy who saved Daring Do from Ahuitzotl, the Biggest Apple in the Apple Family, Big Mac!"
"And citizens of OOO, I'm sure you're all well aware of James Baxter, so citizens of Equestria, say hello to one of OOO's horses! He's the king of comedy, one of the last equines to still speak the ancient language neighglish, the golden horse of funny...James Baxter!"
"Let the Exhibition match begin!"
"Round 1, fight!" The ref declared!
James then hooked, but Big Mac blocked! James then hopped upon his ball then kicked it at Big Mac which he then jabbed back and nailed James in the face, then the ball bounced back to Big Mac which Big Mac then continuously used to pummel on James Baxter until he ducked, but the ball bounced off the ropes and got him in the back of the head!
*Whinny!* Then Big Mac punched him during his taunt allowing Big Mac to get a star! James then tried to jab Big Mac below the belt but then Big Mac blocked! James decided to change strategies an this time throw a smoke bomb! As soon as the smoke cleared, James was behind Big Mac, allowing James to pants him, but, as it turns out, they don't normally wear clothes so James' efforts to make the audience laugh didn't do anything as he was uppercutted!
"Wo-o-ow, you a-a-are very go-o-od!"
"Why thank you, I am after all the champ!" Then Big Mac tried to give him a left hook, but was blocked, then he dodged James' counter attack!
Meanwhile...
"That guy is awesome Finn!"
"I know, but I can tell that James is better than this!"
"Hey, you guys are Finn the Human & Jake the Dog!"
"And you 2 are Princess Twilight Sparkle & Spike the Dragon!"
"..."
"Switch Sidekicks for the day?" Twilight suggested.
"Yeah!"
Now back to the fight! Big Mac got a 2nd star by dodging his jab and returning the jab! Then James tried another tactic, he slammed both fists down but missed on both sides! James Baxter then grabbed his ball and threw it to the audience! The audience then bounced all over and after the 10th bounce, it was hit back at Big Mac, who then jabbed it back at James, then Big Mac hooked James getting a 3rd star, and knocking him down!
"1...2...3...4...5..."
"No-o-ot ye-e-et!"
"Fight!"
Meanwhile...
"I must admit princess this guy is one tough cookie!"
"Why thank you, your challenger is quite impressive as well!"
"Hey there Princess Celest...." Then Ice King was teleported away!
"Finally, that guy was really annoying!"
"It is I, the great and pow..." Then Trixie was smacked out cold by the King of OOO's scepter.
"Hey, what a royal wants is law, and what I wanted was for her to shut-up!"
Now back to the fight! Then James Baxter tried to uppercut Big Mac, but Big Mac blocked, and jabbed him! At this point the power meter was 3/10 full! Then Big Mac crushed a smash ball becoming Giga Mac!
Meanwhile...
"Oh snap!" Gasped Finn.
"Whoa, didn't know he could do that!" Said Jake.
Giga Mac then punched hard, knocking James down again!
"1...2...3...4...5...6...7..."
" *Neigh!* "
"Fight!"
Giga Mac then reverted to Big Mac and then the Power Meter was a full capacity, he went for the K.O. Uppercut with his left, but James dodged, then countered! Big Mac then blocked with his free hand, and then punched him! He had James on the ropes until James got ready!
"Wait, James has a special as well? What's it called?"
"Okay...okay...ah I see! Well Black Kirin it seems that we got ourselves the haha explosion! If Big Mac laughs, then it's an exploding Instant TKO for him!"
Big Mac then focused...trying his hardest to be the straight man, paying no attention to James Baxter's jokes, this was an incredible feat since there has never been anyone to not laugh at James' gags! Then Big Mac saw the opening and took James down with a 3 Star Uppercut!
"Knockout!" The ref declared!
"Here, stand-up!" Then he offered his hoof, and James got back-up!
"Tha-a-anks buddy!"
"Well, this concludes the exhibition of peace! Sadly, this is the last time we'll be commentating now that the story is over!"
"Yeah, also look, I was invited to Smash!"
"What?! Black Kirin, you got invited to Smash but not me?"
"You need to have a final Smash in order to be invited, sorry!"
"Wow, now this just really su..." Then he was given an invite to be an assist trophy. "No, I...fine, I'll be an assist!"
"That's the spirit Ember, I'll see you, that is if I even use you!"
"You too!"
Months later we cut to Cheerilee giving birth to her and and Big Mac's daughter, then we cut to years later when we see Spike marry Applebloom & Sweetie Belle! Yeah, Big Mac became a legend who went down in WVBA history, and will be remembered always!
The End, now get lost because your stalker girlfriend just broke into the house!