The way the main character enters Equestria is from the "Chess Game of the Gods" series. Lets follow the human turned giant in his adventures in Equestria!
This story is inspired by Blackwing's "Griffin the Griffin" and Io's "The Blue Stranger, The Red Curtain"
Lets follow Kane through his adventures through Equestria!
There will be no sex even though there is a sex tag. Its there for descriptions of bodies and for innuendo.
After a long wrestling practice I needed to head home and shower so I didn’t get ringworm or any other skin infections so I started running home, considering my house was about four miles away I decided on a quick jogging pace. Figuring that the jog will be around 24 minutes I check over a couple things in my head. When I get home I need to weigh myself to see if I gained any weight and check my height to see if I grew because last time I checked I was about 165 pounds and around six feet tall. Considering I’m only 15 I really shouldn’t need to worry myself about this kind of thing, but with track coming around the corner I need to keep up my physique to get the best out of my mile times. When I get to my house I walk in and quickly take off my shoes and head to the bathroom to shower. After my shower I head over to the wall that my family had been using to measure the height of me and my two brothers. Considering I was the middle child by four years with my older brother and my little brother there is a big height difference between me and my younger brother by about a foot in height but between me and my older brother there is about an inch or two. After marking my height it shows me at around 6’1. “Yes! I grew an inch!” My voice was a bit deep but when I sang I was a tenor. After my small achievement I went to the bathroom again and I removed all my clothes but my underwear to get a good weigh in. After a couple seconds the beep sounded and I looked down seeing my weight went up about five pounds I flipped out a little bit and decided to get a pair of shorts and a shirt on and go on a run. After telling my mom that I was going to go on a run I slipped on my shoes and headed out.
A couple hours later
I had been running for three or so hours now, I was drenched in sweat and I was completely out of breath so I decided to stop at the park in my town and rest when a man in a cloak approaches me. Considering it is a very small town and everybody treats everyone with a good deal of respect in the town, I heed no mind to him until he speaks to me in a voice that seems to give off a relaxing vibe,
“Hello young man, would it be too much of a problem if I ask you a question?” Intrigued, I respond with a nod or two with my eyes closed.
“Ah thank you my dear boy. My question is, have you ever heard of a show called My Little Pony?” He asks. I open my eyes and say, “Yes, I have heard of the show. If I may, why would you ask that question?”
He laughs and claps his hands together and says, “What would you say if I could have you go to Equestria as ANYTHING you want to be and everything will be anthromorphic?”
I think this question through, not a lot of people would miss me if I suddenly vanished… After thinking for about 10 minutes I answer him,
“Sure sounds like fun. If I get to choose what I want to be, I’ll probably choose to be a Hercules Beetle.” He gives me a puzzled look for a second and with a long hearty laugh he claps his hands and sends me off to Equestria. Little did I know that when I entered Equestria I would lose my memory of it and I would end up being taller than most of the beings there.
On the road to Ponyville
I wake up to see the vast expanse of blue that is the sky and decide to stand up. When I get up I realize that I’m about head level with the trees. I think to myself, um I don’t remember being this tall… If only I knew that I was about nine feet tall without the two massive pincers on my head I would be flipping out. (My new form was around 13 feet tall counting the pincers on my head.) I look around and notice a stream, as I bend down to take a handful of water and drink from it I notice my hands are massive, finding this really weird I follow the stream to a small cottage with a yellow woman with long pink hair and a tail the same color she also has a pair of wings the same color as her she is wearing a long green dress that shows off a bit of cleavage from her two large mounds on her chest. A tail and wings? That’s really weird… I walk up to her and calmly say, “Hello?” She jumps at the sound and makes an audible ‘Eep!’ she turns around slowly and her blue eyes turn the size of pinpricks as she looks up at me and runs into her cottage and slams the door. During the whole ordeal I’m thinking to myself Oh god I scared her somehow didn’t I? I walk up to the cottage door and squat down so that I can knock on the door. I lightly knock on the door and say,
“Um I’m really sorry for scaring you I just wanted to know where I am…” I don’t hear anything for some time until the door opens up revealing the woman from before, upclose I realize she isn’t yellow she has a layer of short yellow fur over her and she is looking me in the eyes she says quietly,
“um you’re in um Ponyville...”
hearing little to nothing I ask “Come again?” She replies a little louder
“um you’re in Ponyville…” Hearing her this time I smile (unknown to me smiling looks insanely creepy in this form.) and say
“Thank you. My name is Kane. What’s yours?” I open my eyes to see her shaking while she looks terrified. I quickly say sorry to her for scaring her again. She tells me her name is Fluttershy and I should go to the huge tree that says “Golden Oaks Library”. I say thank you to her and head off down the trail that leads to town.
After a short amount of time walking I see a town come into view which I presume is Ponyville. When I walk into town I get the same response I got from Fluttershy as I get from pretty much everyone I see, I even hear a woman yell
“HELP A MONSTER AAAAAAHHHHHHH!”
I freak out when I hear this and I start running until something wraps around my legs and trip me. I look down to see rope around them I follow it until I see an orange woman with a Stetson and a checkered shirt that seems a bit too small in the chest department because her breasts seem to make the shirt show her well-toned stomach. She seems to be wearing a pair of short shorts showing off her well-toned calves and thighs. She speaks with a southern drawl
“That’s it ya varmint! I don’t know what ya are doin in Ponyville but ya sure bet ya’ll goin’ right back out!” as she starts to pull me closer to her I grab the rope around my legs and tear it with ease. As I start to run away again a cyan blur rams into my stomach and chest that makes me fall to my back. The blur turns out to be a woman with a sleek and defined body. She is wearing a pair of shorts and a tank top that squeezes her body nicely showing off her toned body and c-cup breasts behind her I can see she has wings. She sounds very tomboyish when she says
“Oh no you don’t! You’re not getting away again!” As I was about to get up a big red foot hits me in the side of the head rendering me unconscious.
When I awoke it felt like my head was hit by a bullet train. I tried to grab my head to stop the dizziness but I learned that I couldn’t move my arms at all. Looking at both of my arms I see a purple aura surrounding them bounding me to wherever I currently am. I look around a room that resembles a library of some sorts, in it was nine people, three of which are a lot bigger than the rest. I suddenly hear the tomboyish voice from before say,
“So you’re finally awake huh? What are you a changeling SPY!?” confused as to what a changeling I asked.
“Uh, what’s a changeling?” She looked dumbfounded for a couple seconds before flying away grumbling to herself.
The next one to approach me was a pure white woman with hair that seems to flow in a nonexistent wind her hair was pink, green, and blue of two shades the same went for her tail. She had the body of a model and she was wearing a long white dress. She had wide hips, insane bust size, and lean. She had a pair of wings and a horn which I could guess that she was very important.
“I see you have awoken, I must ask, what is our name?” she asked with a very calming and motherly tone, but laced with every word came a sudden pressure that feels like it could crush mountains with the sheer force.
I respond with a short stutter “M-My name is Kane…” and with that she walks back with another woman with the same body as her but instead of white she was a dark blue and instead of multicolored hair and tail it looks like the night sky. She wore a dark blue dress that had small spots of white to represent stars in the night sky.
“Kane, what an odd name… My question is, what are you?” I thought about this, one thing I was WAY too big to be a human…
I respond with a question of my own “Can I see a mirror or something real quick?” after a couple seconds her horn flared up and with a dark blue flash a large mirror was in front of me, confirming that I am definitely not human. I looked to be a huge Hercules Beetle, roughly about 13 feet tall counting the huge pincers on my head. Without I was about 9 feet tall. I had large arms for picking up and throwing stuff but my legs were lean but strong. I had a pair of armored wings and what looked to be large shoulder guards. My chest was large but my abdomen was small. I had what looked to be knee guards and a chest plate.
I say after a couple of moments examining my new body. I say, “Well it looks to be that I’m a Hercules Beetle, or a Rhinoceros Beetle. Just A LOT bigger.” I chuckle for a couple of moments before looking back at everyone in the room finally without my headache I can get a good look at people.
There was Fluttershy, the orange one, the cyan one, a pink one, a alabaster one, and a purple one. The next giant I see is a large red male who seems to have a piece of wheat in his mouth like a toothpick. The man’s body looks like a brick wall with arms, legs, and a head! The man’s arms looked like he could squish my head like a grape with his massive hands. His leg muscle looks about the size of my hand. I then notice the purple one trying to get my attention by saying,
“Hello my name is Twilight Sparkle! I am the prized pupil of Princess Celestia, the first princess you talked to. These are my friends” She points to each one of her friends naming them in this order, “Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity.”
Applejack and Rainbow Dash give me glares while Fluttershy slightly smiles at me. Rarity just looks at me suspiciously. Pinkie Pie just gets in my face speaking a mile a minute,
“Hi! My name is Pinkie Pie I’ve never seen anypony like you before!” She gasps loudly “That calls for a PARTY!!” She runs out before anybody can say anything.
I start to say, “Well my name is Kane for anybody wh-“
Twilight interrupts me “You mean anyPONY”
I start over again, “Well my name is Kane for anyPONY who didn’t hear me before, uh well I have a question. Why am I suspended by my wrists on a wall?”
Twilight answers with, “Since we don’t know if you are going to hurt anypony the princesses and I decided to keep you on the wall just in case you are violent.”
“Well I don’t think I’ll be harming anypony because when I got here I accidently scared Fluttershy and I apologized multiple times for scaring her.” Rainbow Dash suddenly had a very pissed look on her face after I said I scared Fluttershy. Everybody who was present looks at Fluttershy for confirmation which she just nods and says, “W-well I was checking on my animal friends when I heard him speak and when I turned around to answer him I got scared because I didn’t know what he was and because of how tall he was…” She says the last part quietly so that nobody could hear her well.
Twilight thinks for a second or two before her horn flares up and the wrist bindings are gone and now I’m standing now clearly taller than everyone there. I utter a thank you to Twilight before speaking, “Can I use the restroom real quick?” She tells me that the bathroom is on the middle floor down a hallway and the first door on my right. As I enter the bathroom I notice a weighing scale and I start to step on it to start it up after I’m done.
After a couple seconds I look down and I get a huge shock before I yell, “WHAT THE HELL!? I GAINED LIKE 430 POUNDS!?” I quickly exit the room and find everybody with looks of shock on their face from my outburst. “Heh…. Sorry…” I quickly apologize for the outburst.
I ask another question to anybody, “Where am I exactly?”
Twilight answers rather quickly, “You are in the kingdom of Equestria, specifically in the town of Ponyville. Ponyville is famous for the Sweet Apple Acres apples that come from the town and also that the Elements of Harmony live in the town as well.” I was surprised that such a small town by the looks was extremely well known.
I look to Applejack and Rainbow Dash, “Sorry for causing a commotion yesterday…”
They both look at me before saying, “Yesterday? That happened like three days ago.” I just look at them with a face that just screams ‘Are you fucking kidding me?’ They both just start laughing, Rainbow Dash more so than Applejack.
I continue after they’re done “Well sorry for causing the commotion three days ago. I heard somebody yell monster and I just took off running not knowing it was me that she was yelling about…”
Applejack just says “It’s alright sugarcube. Ifn’ we knew that ya were confused I wouldn’t have had Big Mac buck ya in the head…”
Big Mac just nods and says “Eeyup.”
Rainbow Dash looks at me and says “Well I was going to go easy on you but Big Mac interfered.”
I look at her and say, “You sure about that? I’m betting that I could beat you in grappling any day of the week!” I wasn’t necessarily technically gifted in wrestling but I could overpower a lot of people my weight and above.
What I said sure coaxed her ego and got her ready to go, “OK! How about in and hour at the park?” She said beaming with confidence.
“You got a lot of confidence that you’re going to win. I accept. See you in an hour!” I say beaming with pride, I will go easy on everybody else when it comes to other stuff. But in Wrestling and Running I won’t lose easily. After that we both left everyone in the library even the Princesses to go get ready for the match.
AN HOUR LATER
During the hour I had to warm up I ran for about half of it, I found out that my legs might be small but they have a tremendous stride and power so I was at most two times faster than when I got here. The other half hour I went over technics and relaxing myself for the match to come. I don’t know what Rainbow Dash was doing to get ready but it didn’t matter to me all that mattered was the match.
I walk over to where Twilight and the others are waiting seeing Rainbow I say, “You didn’t back out? Awesome! You will be a good challenge then!” As I walk to the center of the park I make sure nothing is going to get in the way. Seeing as there is nothing I get in my wrestling stance, my right foot leading with my left foot trailing for a good base and my left arm down to my legs so if she shot I could block it and my right arm extended to shake her hand. Her stance was the opposite of mine in every way. Glad to see that I was going against another wrestler when we shook I gave her a firm handshake considering I was a lot stronger in this body I had to not go 100% in power but about 50%.
I mentally hear a ref go ‘BEGIN’ and apparently so does she and we go at it. I go in for a shot for her to quickly grab my pincer and fling me over her head, considering it took her a while I grabbed her arm and pulled her along by grabbing her legs and arms and setting her on the ground only for her to get the pressure point on my hand releasing her arms. She takes the opportunity to shoot for my legs tripping me up and knocking me on my stomach. She hooks her arm through mine and goes for a power half until I begin to stand up and grab her by the waist and set her on the ground. When she is on the ground I sit right behind my hand and hold her to the ground. Mentally counting to 5 and hearing Big Mac count out loud sort of helped too. After Big Mac says “Pin!” I get up and walk over to the group with Rainbow right behind me.
“You’re good! Its because I got a huge weight advantage on you. Other than that if I was still 165 pounds you would have beaten me easily!” For what I told is the truth, I wasn’t good at wrestling but I liked it.
She looks at me and says “You’re not that bad yourself! I’ll work harder so I can beat you in ten seconds flat next time!” We all laugh at that and head back to the library to talk some more.
We enter the library and take seats and push them together to make a circle so that we can talk better. My mind kept one question for Rainbow Dash, Where did she learn to wrestle? So far I have only seen two or three women wrestle from where I’m from so I don’t think it’s common for them to do so. To say the least I was intrigued. I see Fluttershy sitting there trying to ask a question when Applejack asks,
“Where da learn ta wrastle like that?”
I answer her question with, “At school. I started to wrestle in 7th grade up until now I guess that is.”
Big Mac, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack look at me with questioning looks before Big Mac asks why.
“Well since I haven’t really finished high school and went to Equestria I don’t have my wrestling coach to teach me anymore I guess I only have to use what I know to get by if I get in a fight.”
Twilight looks at me as if I had just killed somebody in front of her face and blamed it on her before yelling, “YOU HAVEN’T FINISHED SCHOOL?! WHY HAVEN’T YOU?! YOU NEED ALL THE KNOWLEDGE YOU CAN GET IN SCHOOL!!”
I just look at her before saying “I was sort of transported here somehow so I couldn’t really continue without someone teaching me what they know. Considering I’m now a sophomore with advanced classes I don’t know who could teach me. Pre-Calculus, English 3, Biology, and World History. I might need help with like Strength and Conditioning and Chorus, or just well solo singing I guess.”
Twilight, Rainbow Dash, the Apple siblings and Fluttershy all say in unison “We can help you with that stuff no problem!” Then Fluttershy adds “I-i mean if you w-want that is…”
I never thought these words would ever leave my mouth when I say, “You would help me get my education back? Thank you so much!”
Rarity looks at me before asking “Darling, if you’re only a sophomore how old are you exactly?” Her voice was very refined sounding, as I turn to look at her I notice that her hair is long purple curls, she is wearing a purple jacket that looks like it would cost a fortune with the diamonds and amethysts in the dress itself. She has a black knee length business skirt on as well. The jacket looks like it was made to hug her form perfectly which shows off her curves better. I didn’t know if it was the design of the jacket or if the person who made it did it on purpose to get more attention to the wearer. Her hips were probably the best example of easy birthing hips, and her bust was large but not near Fluttershy or the Princesses.
I shake my head quickly to dismiss any perverse thoughts and say, “Well I turned 15 on February 20th this year.” Rainbow just groans, as to what I don’t know.
Fluttershy finally says something without being interrupted. “D-did you have any pets back at wherever you were before? I-if you don’t mind me asking…”
Thinking for a minute I say, “I had a lot of animals actually. At one point I had a cocker spaniel, three cats, a Siamese seal, and two cats that I didn’t know the breed too. I had a Pit bull and five fishes.”
Fluttershy gets a huge smile on her face when I said I had all those animals. Celestia and Luna both clear their throats to get our attention after we all are paying attention Celestia speaks,
“So far I can see that you are not a threat to my little ponies and grant you Equestrian Citizenship. We will conduct a ceremony tomorrow at the town building so Twilight,” She looks at her student and says “Can you inform the mayor of this so that it will be prepared?” Twilight just nods before agreeing. Celestia then looks to me with the same pressure as before, “If I do find out that you are a threat to subjects I will not be hesitant to stop you from harming anymore of them.” With that both Celestia and Luna said there farewells and left with a flash of golden light. I start to crack my back by twisting my body around the chair when Twilight asks
“Can your species get cutie marks?” The question caught me off guard for a moment before I respond.
“What’s a cutie mark?” Twilight then proceeds to tell me that Cutie Marks show what somepony’s special talent is and proceeded to say that Cutie Marks usually appear on their hips so she couldn’t show me what hers was. When she said that though both her and Fluttershy both got very red faced. As did I because that would have been an awkward situation.
“Why did you ask that question though?” I ask her.
She responds with, “Well when you were cracking your back, please don’t do that again it doesn’t sound very pleasant to a lot of ponies.” Everybody just nods to that except for me. “Well sorry for getting sidetracked but the reason why I asked that is because there is a mark right on the center of your wings.” There was? I couldn’t know because I can’t see my back but then she brought two mirrors and made it so I could see my back.
“Wow there really is something there!” I say with some amusement. What was on my back was what looked to be a pure white chess piece, the Rook to be exact. What it means I don’t have a clue but it looks pretty significant.
Twilight asks, “Why is there a rook on your back? What does it represent?” I shrug not knowing what ever it signifies.
As I start to stand up I hear the door open and what looks to be a 12 year old kid walks in the door. He wore a purple shirt with an emerald picture on it. He had green spikey hair and was about 4’9. He was skinny but not skin and bone he had small amounts of muscle on his arms and his skin looks like it was made of scales. He had reptilian eyes as well.
“Twilight I’m ba-“He stops and stares at me with sudden fear in his eyes. He took a huge breath and yelled “MONSTER!!” and proceeded to run into a wall knocking himself out. I look at the young boy and I ask Twilight who it is.
“Oh, that’s just Spike he’s a dragon and, my number one assistant. I hatched him from an egg to get into Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns.” I just look at her with a ‘you’re fucking joking right?’ face. We all heard a groaning sound coming from Spike as he started to get up.
As he stands up he rubs his head saying, “Man I must have hit my head because I thought I saw a huge bug looking monster! Good thing it was a dr-“He sees me again and breaths in air before Rainbow Dash speeds over to him and covers his mouth with her hand.
Twilight speaks up and says, “Spike this is Kane. He might looks scary but he isn’t a bad pony.” He still looks terrified but stops sucking in air and walks over to me and looks up before saying,
“Sorry that I yelled like that…. I shouldn’t have done that…” I just smile and when I do I scare him out a lot but I say,
“Sorry for that I need to work on my smile because every time it seems to scare people.” Everybody but Applejack, Big Mac and Rainbow Dash all nod their heads agreeing. Applejack says.
“That ain’t scary. We’ve been in the Everfree Forrest!” Rainbow Dash just nods her head while Big Mac doesn’t say anything.
“Ok give me a second I got to see something real quick.” I head outside and test how low my voice can go and how creepy I can make it sound, I find out that I can make it go pretty deep and make it sound as if a demon is possessing my body. After I head inside I ask Twilight to turn off the lights and when she does I quietly walk behind Applejack and Rainbow Dash and speak as low as I can and make my voice demon like and say
“You two seem like a nice snack to eat! Hopefully you taste like apples and skittles!” I then proceed to smile as wide as I can but this time the color is a blood red color instead of a light red. Both Applejack and Rainbow Dash scream at the top of their lungs as Rainbow Dash just jumps into Big Mac’s arms and shakes with fear.
I speak to Twilight, “Ok turn on the lights.” As she does everybody sees Big Mac holding a shaking Rainbow Dash in his arms and Applejack with a small damp spot on her short shorts. Big Mac and Rainbow Dash just blush in the position they are in and
Rainbow just gets down and apologizes before shaking herself out of it.
“Oops sorry went too far!” I scratch the back of my head and apologize for scaring them.
Twilight starts to speak, “We should head to Sugar Cube Corner, and Pinkie’s probably been waiting for us for a couple hours.” We all nod except Applejack who just ran home to change shorts. When we get there everybody went inside before me because I decided to wait for Applejack to get here. Even though it looked like she was sprinting she wasn’t even winded when she spoke to me,
“Thanks sugarcube fer waitin’ fer me. That’s mighty kind of ya!” She walks into Sugar Cube Corner with me walking behind her. When we enter it’s pitch black and its really quiet then all of a sudden the lights turn on and ponies jump out and yell “SURPRISE!” There was a banner saying, “Welcome to Ponyville, Sorry for having you knocked out party!” I stand there without flinching at the sudden loud noise.
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I recoil back a little bit and trip and grab whatever was close to stop my fall which at the moment was Applejack and with the sudden weight she fell down as well and we landed with our faces an inch away from each other, her sitting on my chest. I thought to myself as my whole face was cherry red and so was Applejacks, Is it coincidence that she smells like apple pie? Because it smells really nice…. After processing what the situation looked like apple jack just stood up, her face still red as a cherry and goes straight for the punch bowl that is by a colossal tower of cupcakes and other sweets.
After I had gotten up it finally dawned on me that everybody in the room was laughing at what happened and started to talk amongst themselves in large groups. I head straight to the punchbowl and take a couple cups and fill them. I also grab a whole pie and two more plate full of other sweets. As I sit down the other girls come and sit with me everyone giggling except Applejack who is still blushing a little. Rainbow just looks at all the food I grabbed and says,
“Wow! We got another Pinkie Pie here eating a ton of sweets right off the bat!” Pinkie just bounces up and down rapidly before they all sit down and catch Pinkie up with what all happened. Pinkie just triumphantly says,
“Yes! I can finally use the ‘Listen to your Aunt Pinkie Pie’ and it’ll work!” We all share a laugh at that. I finally ask,
“How old are all of you girls then?”
Pinkie just says, “I’m 18!”
Fluttershy and Rainbow both say “We’re 19.”
Twilight, Rarity, and Applejack say the same thing.
“Huh you are aren’t that much older than I am then.” I say before I inhale two cupcakes in a single bite. Pinkie looks at me with amazement before saying,
“I can only do that with one cupcake! How can you do that with two?!” I give a hearty laugh and say that I just have a bigger mouth and I was a beginning competitive eater. After saying that I got a couple questioning looks and Twilight asking,
“What’s a competitive eater?” I answer after eating two more and drinking a cup of punch. This punch feels thicker than normal punch… I internally shrug it off.
“A competitive eater is someone who eats massive amount of food in a time period to get for money and sometimes to get the food free because that was some of the restaurants challenges. I drank a six pound milkshake and ate a pound and a half of sandwich in an hour and twenty minutes.”
Everybody went wide eyed at that which made me laugh.
“Yeah I didn't know you were able to throw up for the first 25 minutes so I sat there in utter pain before I drank a half of it before needing to throw up again.” I ate the rest of the cupcakes and drank a cup of punch before I devoured the pie shortly after. When it came to the other plate it was filled with doughnuts. At the sight my eyes widened before I ate the doughnuts in 20 seconds. There had to at least been a baker’s dozen on the plate. I shed a tear at the deliciousness of all the food I just ate and asked who made it.
“Oh I did I made all the sweets with the help of Mr. and Mrs. Cake! Aren’t they just yummy?” Pinkie responded while jumping up and having a huge smile on her face.
Now that I can get a good look at Pinkie, she is wearing a pink shirt and has a pink skirt on. Pinkie looks like she has some stomach fat but that probably came from eating too much sweets. But other than that Pinkie has wide hips, but not as wide as Rarity’s. Her bust is more than likely a D cup. She has long poofy and curly pink hair and tail. Her fur is a light pink color and she has sky blue eyes. I can also see that to cover up her legs she is wearing a pink and white striped stockings.
I tell her, “They’re the best! What is in the punch though? It’s seems different.”
She giggles and tells me, “Oh! I put something special in it! I can’t tell you what it is though.” She sticks her tongue out at me playfully. I just shrug and down my last cup and go for three more cups of punch. On my way there though I see some ponies just swaying a little when they walked and their cheeks had a rosy tint to them. I just shrug it off and drink my punch in a gulp or two and proceed to get more of it.
After 14 or so sups I my mind begins to get fuzzy and then it finally hits me, the punch had been spiked! “Welp too late now. Better go sit down though so I don’t trip and hurt somebody.” I start to walk over to the table with the girls and on my way there I was wobbling a little bit but not very noticeable unless you were a common drinker or at a bar most of the time. I take my seat by Rainbow Dash and Applejack, both of who are giggling at the small tint of red that has graced my cheeks. Rainbow speaks up,
“How many cups of punch did you have big guy?” I respond slowly due to the alcohol finally getting throughout my body.
“I had fourteen cups…. Is that a lot I can’t tell because the cups here seem bigger than back at home…” Rainbow just looks at me before saying,
“Well considering that Twilight and Fluttershy both can’t even finish one without getting extremely drunk, Rarity can go about three or four, Pinkie can take down seven down, I can take ten and Applejack and Big Mac both can take down about 14, you’re up there with the best drinkers in town. All except Berry Punch… That mare can down 25 without being drunker than an Irishmane…” Everyone gives a quick shudder at the thought.
“Oh, well I guess it’s because of my bigger body….” My head just nods slowly without me noticing and the mares have another giggle session at the sight of the giant in front of them is so drunk that his body moves without him knowing.
Rainbow suddenly gets a mischievous grin an whispers something to Applejack who gets the same look before they both look at me and rub their body’s against mine before Rainbow says,
“Hey big boy, wanna have some fun with us two mares?”
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My face turns so red a cherry would say ‘DAAAYYUM I’m jealous!’ My eyes open as wide as they can when my friend below the belt responds as would any man’s would at the situation and decided to say ‘Hello!’ but gets stopped by the table with a thud that apparently four people at the table heard. One of the people being me, two of them being the people who did it to me, and poor Fluttershy. How I could tell she heard is because at the sound her face got about as red as mine and she mouthed, ‘Oh my….’ Both Applejack and Rainbow faces turn red as well as their prank backfires completely.
We just sit there in awkward silence as my ‘problem’ went away. I start to wonder where I would stay when the party comes to an end when Twilight speaks up and says,
“We will start your teaching in a week, alright?” I just nod before I ask
“Um, where will I be staying until I get my own place?” I hear Applejack start to say,
“Well there is an extra room at the farm ifn ya want ta stay there. If ya do we can work on yer strength and conditionin in the mornin. But ya’ll have ta git up when we do. We wake up as the sun rises. Can ya do that?” I look at her before saying
“Well I get up around 4:00 in the morning everyday by myself so yeah I could do that.” She just smiles and says,
“Ifn we’re goin ta git up when we need ta we should be headin back now.” She calls to Big Mac and we head out after saying goodbye to everyone.
