Chapter 1: A Whole New World! (Re-written)
Immortal Kyodi groaned as she felt the throbbing in the base of her skull. "Remind me never to drink two Red Bulls in a row ever again!" she told her siblings over the game chat they were in. She was wearing the same outfit she wore in the intro of her videos just like her brothers, and sister due to a certain fans countless requests for them to do so.
"Note taken." said her sister Bethany the mad crowbar lady as some called her, and Immortal was reminded why every time she sat down at her computer screen to play with her. Bethany ran around like crazy swinging a crowbar at everything, and more likely than not her, or her brother Jordan.
"Seara where exactly are you?" asked her other brother Isaac or Homeless Goomba. The two of them were in a little gun fight, and Immortal (a.k.a Seara) was holding a AK-47 in her hands as she hid in a little alley besides the Sugar Cube Corner in they're Gmod map. You see they were doing another MLP FIM mod for a video on YouTube, and because it came with weapons they were having a death battle. The teams were Jordan, and Seara then Isaac, and Bethany. The video was about done with around five more minutes left when she heard the pitter patter of rain on her window.
"Man it's raining!" exclaimed Jordan he was going somewhere Sera didn't know were today, and this really must've dampened his mood. "Guess this means I get to tell you my secret!" said Jordan in his Jimmy Casket voice as he crept up on Isaac a Rainbow Dash colored knife from the mod in his hand. Seara looked as Jordan's avatar an old balding yet fat looking man he named Papa Acachala stabbed Isaac in the back killing him in one hit.
"GAHHHH!" screamed Isaac in a slightly high pitched tone.
"What happened?" Bethany asked.
"Jordan just back stabbed me!" exclaimed Isaac extremely flabberghasted, but laughing all the same. Seara just rolled her eyes as she scrolled through her weapon wheel, and equipped the 'Orbital Friendship Cannon Mk2' it was part of the mod they downloaded, and they have yet to use it.
Seara breathed in and in an announcers voice she said "FIRING ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP CANNON!" as she clicked the button on her mouse, and made siren noises. Then lightning struck! It hit the house of our YouTube celebrities dead on, and as quickly as it happened it was over, and four deceased figures lay in the smoldering ruins of they're home, but they weren't entirely dead. No, a certain lunar princess decided to intervene, and rescued the souls of our beloved adventurers, and whisked them to Equestria, and of course she lost them in the Everfree forest.
Jordan's POV
Jordan's head hurt like when you fall down the stairs head first, and those stairs are made of steel. "Ow!" exclaimed the adventurer as he braced his hoof against his skull.....wait HOOF! He jerked his hoof away from his head, and as he stared at the appendage his eyes widened at the sight of the blue hoof. He looked down, and saw the rest of him was blue a dark blue to be exact, and as he reached to scratch his head he felt a bony structure atop his head...it was a horn. "So I'm a unicorn, I'm pastel colored, I got a tattoo.....yep I must be dreaming about My Little Pony." he said. He looked down at his cutiemark which was the Venturian logo. A big yellow 'V' in front of a yellow triangle which is in front of a red square thingie. "Hey my logo!" he said admiring his cutiemark. Beside him groaned a black pegasus that was slowly regaining consciousness. He was a stallion with a cutiemark Jordan recognized almost instantly. "Isaac!" he nearly screamed.
"Huh wha?" said the pegasus as he groggily sat up, and fell "Jordan why are we ponies?" he asked tiredly.
"How should I know!" he said literally yelling at this point, and on the verge of hysteria his eye was twitching.
"Calm down Papa Acachalla it's okay." said Isaac trying to calm the nearly insane Jordan as he quickly started realizing this was no dream after punching himself, and feeling it!
"Okay okay....." said Jordan calming down "How in the world are we ponies, obviously in Equestria, in what looks like the Everfree forest?.....Awww crap were in the Everfree." *just so you know Isaacs cutiemark is that red, and yellow cube thing looks like a rubix cube to me....I should stop talking*
"Wait we're where!" exclaimed the now scared Homeless Goomba now noticing the dark scary forest around him. He gulped as he saw a bush move. "Jordan Wha....." he was cut off by a howl, then another, and soon the whole forest was howling they were utterly screwed.
Seara's POV
Seara's head was pounding, and she had luckily woken up ages ago along with Bethany, to discover that they were in fact ponies! Seara was a purple earth pony, with waffles as a cutiemark her glasses still on her muzzle. Bethany on the other hand *or is it hoof?* was a green unicorn with a frizzy orange mane! her cutiemark was crossed crowbars! and sitting next to her was a crowbar. "Were did you get that crowbar any way?" asked Seara wondering were she found it.
"I have no idea!" said Bethany smiling all the way. Seara rolled her eyes, and looked behind her only to be met with the eyes of a timber wolf.
Bethany's POV
Bethany was sizing up the wooden wolf while Seara just sat there a look of terror plastered on her face. Only one thing came to mind that would kill this thing it worked so far in the past why not now. She picked up her crowbar with her teeth, and stood up shakily on her hooves still not used to them. Through her teeth she said "Seara get out of the way!" Seara didn't argue, and zipped behind her sister "How'd you do that?" she asked and Seara just said.
"Don't know.....please just kill it!" she said seeing the wolf creep closer. Bethany shifted the crowbar in her mouth to get a better grip, and then the wolf jumped and she swung. She felt the impact in her mouth causing her jaw to erupt in pain, but the wolf wished he got off that lucky. The timber wolfs head was smashed to bits from one side, and showed no sign of reforming. "I feel like a pun should be said, but I can't think of one." said Bethany crowbar now on the ground as she rubbed her jaw.
"Okay..." said Seara now calm as she got out from behind her sister.
"AHHHHHH!" yelled the duo of brothers somewhere else in the forest.
"JORDAN ISAAC WERE COMING!" yelled Bethany grabbing Seara's hoof and running in the direction of the scream.
Jordan's POV
Jordan was backed up against the tree still screaming his lungs off when he heard "JORDAN, ISAAC WERE COMING!" it sounded like Bethany, but he wasn't sure how she could help this wolf was made of wood, and they were unarmed *or is it unhoofed?*.
"HEEELLLLLPPPPP!" yelled Isaac now on the verge of hysteria. Jordan....fared no better. The wolf had just jumped when a golden figure slammed into its side, and ripped it in half.
"WHAT THE!" went Jordan looking at the Dwarven centurion now standing in front of him. "DAXIUS!" shouted the unicorn looking up at their savior. "And if your here, that means...." he didn't finish his sentence for he saw the pony he was thinking about. She was a short unicorn mare, with golden fur, and a large amount of brown hair, her cutiemark a wrench mad of the same metal as Daxius. "POET!" said the now fanboying Jordan.
"Yes, it's me!" said a happy Poet Un-sheathing her Viking Double Bladed Battle axe with her magic, and slicing a wolf in half while Daxius smashed and cut them up in a matter of minutes the wolves were dead, and the sisters had arrived.
Seara's POV
All she saw was her brothers pressed up against a tree, an armed unicorn, and a giant robot. So she did the natural thing she yelled for her sister to kill it. "HIT IT WITH YOUR CROWBAR BETHANY!" yelled Seara.
Bethany looked at her sister as if she was crazy. "That's Daxius and Poet from Skyrim tale they're cool they probably just saved their flanks......did I just say flank?"
"Yes you did....." said Seara looking at her sister funny.
"I haven't a clue why I did so let's not talk about it." said Bethany.
"Umm girls" Jordan said "I'm sure you've realized where we are at the moment what with the timberwolves, ponies, and creepy forest so here's my question...HOW DO WE GET OUT OF THE FOREST!" Eeyup Jordan is losing it.
"Oh I don't know how about we FOLLOW THE GIANT HOLE IN THE FOREST THE GIANT ROBOT MADE!" Betahny yelled also losing it until Seara smacked her upside the head. "Thank you."
"Don't mention it sis." Seara looked to Poet. "So is it safe to assume your Poet? From Jordan's A Skyrim Tale videos?" Poet nodded "So how are you here? Better yet how are ALL of us here?"
"It's rather simple Miss Bethany. You all died back on earth, and a certain deity here took pity on you, and brought you here. I am simply a creation of magic, and memory." was Poets answer. "Anyway where is my granddaughter? CYWREN CASTER GET OUT HERE THIS INSTANT!"
"Give me a moment I'm cleaning up!" shouted a voice. It sounded very intelligent, and young. Then a hiss sounded and a yelp of a Timberwolf. A dismembered head of said creature went flying past the clearing. "All done!"
As she said that a tan colored unicorn mare with a red mane that had a single ponytail sticking off to the side on the left side of her head. Her cutiemark was crossed revolvers behind a brain that had a halo hovering above it. Hovering beside her in her levitational field was a pair of Wolverine-like claws. The group of humans turned ponies were holding solem expressions. They were dead...well they were alive, but not quite them anymore. They were ponies now.
Then Jordan noticed Cywren almost instantly. "*LE EPIC GASP* Oh my gosh! *squee* It's Cywren!"
Cywren nodded "Yep that's me!" she smiled "Now if you would follow me I will lead you all to Ponyville. I assume you all know what that is? Good! Follow me!" Cywren then spun around, and started marching down the newly made path Daxius made.
The siblings looked to each other before shrugging, and saying "Meh why not." now they were off to civilization! Yay!