Me and my friend Josh Thomas who is not a Brony but still kind of enjoys the show and only watches it when he's hanging out with me get teleported to Equestria and have adventures and fun with the characters from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic.
Me in Equestria Story 1 First Visit To Equestria by dbzponyninja Written on October 22, 2013
One day when my friend Josh Thomas was spending the weekend with me like he does from time to time the two of us were suddenly and mysteriously teleported to Canterlot castle in the land of Equestria surrounded by all four alicorn princesses, (Princess Cadence, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna and Princess Twilight Sparkle) Prince Shining Armor who is both Princess Cadence's husband and Princess Twilight Sparkle's older brother, Spike the dragon and all six members of The Mane Six not counting Princess Twilight of course since I already mentioned her so therefore I am talking about. (Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Rarity)
Anyway Princess Twilight and Princess Cadence flew over to us with their pegasus wings and asked us "Are the two of you ok the spell that brought you over here was difficult to perform so it took all four of us alicorns to perform?"
Me and Josh told both of them at the same time "Yeah we're ok but what about all of you performing such a powerful spell must have some side effects right?"
Princess Twilight told me "You would think so but that is not the case."
Princess Luna then said in the loud, echoey Royal Canterlot voice that she talks in "HELLO THY NEW HUMAN FRIENDS ME AND MY SISTER ARE HAPPY TO WELCOME YOU TO EQUESTRIA!!!"
Princess Celestia then told us "As my younger sister Princess Luna just so we are happy to welcome the two of you to Equestria but I know that the two of you do not wish to remain here forever even though Evan is a Brony and Josh is indifferent towards My Little Pony Friendship is Magic and the Brony fandom so i'm going to give the two of you a magic necklace that The Royal Unicorn Jewelry Makers are currently working on as we speak, I want the two of you to come back later so that me and Luna can give them to you, however in the meantime the two of you can hang out can go to Ponyville and not only hang out with Twilight and her friends but also several other citizens of Ponyville as well when I am ready for the two of you to return to Canterlot to retrieve the magic necklaces I will send a message through Spike."
We told her "Ok we'll be back Princess Celestia."
Anyway after hanging out and having a day of fun with Applejack, Applejack and Applebloom's older brother Big Macintosh, Cheerilee, Derpy Hooves, Derpy's daughter Dinky Doo, Derpy's husband Dr. Whooves, Mr. and Mrs. Cake, Mr. and Mrs. Cake's faternal twin children Poundcake and Pumpkin Cake, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Scootaloo, Spike, Rarity's little sister Sweetie Belle and of course Princess Twilight before Spike magically belched up a scroll containing a scroll.
Princess Twilight picked up and read the scroll after levitating it in mid air with unicorn telekinesis "Evan Carlton and Josh Thomas I am ready for the two of you to return to Canterlot so that me and Luna can give you the magic necklaces me and Luna will explain why it is important that you get these gifts that we had the Royal Unicorn Jewelry Makers make for you when you return to Canterlot castle see the two of you again soon.
Signed,
Princess Celestia
So me and Josh returned to Canterlot castle with Princess Twilight and Spike even though they didn't have to come they just wanted to.
Anyway when we arrived at the throne room in Canterlot castle Princess Celestia and Princess Luna flew over to where we were with their pegasus wings and then said as they magically levitated two magic necklaces over to us with unicorn telekinesis "These aren't just ordinary necklaces they contain the same spell that was used to bring you over here and can both bring you to Equestria anytime you wish as well as send the two of you back home, in order to return to Equestria one or both of you depending on how many of you wants to come back that day must hold the necklace in your hands and say three times take me to Equestria, take me to Equestria, take me to Equestria however in order to return home to Planet Earth you must hold the necklace in your hand and say three times send me back home, send me back home, send me back home."
Me and Josh told them at the same time "Ok Princess Celestia and Princess Luna we'll return to see both of you again real soon and to also hang out with Twilight and her friends as well."
Princess Twilight told us "Sounds like a plan."
Anyway shortly after this me and Josh used the chant to teleport us back to my home on Planet Earth since Josh was spending the weekend at my house. The End.
Me in Equestria Story 2 Second Visit: First Nightmare Night by dbzponyninja Written on October 30, 2013 (This story takes place tomorrow)
Last time on Me in Equestria me and Josh were both mysteriously teleported to Equestria by all four alicorn princesses (Princess Cadence, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna and Princess Twilight Sparkle), then after talking with the princesses we went to Ponyville under the promise that we would return to Canterlot later that same day to receive a gift from Celestia, when we returned we found out it was two magic necklaces that could allow us to go to Equestria anytime we choose what happens next let's find out right now?
It's Halloween today (not really it's only Halloween in the story) or Nightmare Night as they call it in Equestria so what better way to celebrate than taking out second visit to Equestria and celebrating Nightmare Night at the same time.
So I called Josh over the phone and asked him "Hey wanna celebrate Nightmare Night tonight?"
Josh told me "Sure when should we bring out the magic necklaces given to us by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna that allows us to go to Equestria, more specifically Ponyville?"
I thought about it for a few seconds and said " I will call you at 8:00 telling you that I am ready to go."
Josh told me "Ok sounds like a plan."
So I went about my day as usual until 8:00 p.m. came and then me and Josh both said at the same time as we held our necklaces in the palms of our hands "Take me to Equestria take me to Equestria, and then we specified Ponyville instead of randomly being teleported to Canterlot like last time.
Before hanging out with the rest of The Mane Six who were no doubt gathering candy for the traditional candy offering the two of us went to Carousel Boutique to ask our shared favorite non alicorn princess pony Rarity to make us costumes.
I asked Rarity to make me a ghost costume and Josh asked Rarity to make him a zombie costume.
Anyway by the time we got out of Carousel Boutique our favorite alicorn princess Princess Luna had arrived in Ponyville to fufill her promise to return to Ponyville every Nighmare Night in order to scare the little colts and fillies as well as have fun and play games with the mares and stallions as well.
Anyway Rainbow Dash was dressed up as her favorite book character Daring Do, Twilight was dressed up as her teacher and mentor Princess Celestia, Applejack was dressed up as a lion and Pinkie Pie was dressed up Iron Will the minotaur.
Much like Rarity Fluttershy wasn't dressed up as anything or even celebrating Nightmare Night for that matter.
Anyway after we all playing games like bobbing for apples in green food colored water and throwing fake spiders on a fake web as well as just talking to and have fun with Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Princess Luna, Twilght Sparkle as well as all four members of The Cutie Mark Crusaders including Babs Seed who was visiting her cousing Applebloom in Ponyville from her home in Manehattan.
Also just so you know Applebloom was dressed up like a dragon, Scootaloo was dressed up like a griffon, Sweetie Belle was dressed up like a witch and Babs Seed was dressed up like a wolf.
Anyway after we also talked and had fun with them as well the two of us brought out our magic necklaces again, held it in the palms of our hands and said "Send me back home, send me back home, send me back home." The End.
Story 3 Tickling The Mane Six and Cutie Mark Crusaders
Me in Equestria Story 3 Tickling The Mane Six and Cutie Mark Crusaders by dbzponyninja Written on December 18, 2013
Last time on Me in Equestria me and my friend Josh Thomas took our second visit to Equestria and celebrated Nightmare Night or Halloween as it's known as in the real world with all six members of The Mane Six and Princess Luna what happens next let's find out right now?
Hearth's Warming Eve or Christmas Eve as it's known as in the real world was a week away but I still wanted to go to Ponyville in the land of Equestria before that so I called my friend Josh Thomas and asked him to bring out his magic necklace and I got out mine as we held the necklaces close to our hearts and said the magic words that would teleport us to Equestria for our third visit.
Anyway we told our necklaces that we wanted to go to Ponyville so that we wouldn't automatically be teleported to Canterlot castle located in Canterlot.
Anyway when we got there and came across all six members of The Mane Six (Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Princess Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash and Rarity) as well as the three founding members of The Cutie Mark Crusaders (Applebloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle) we told them that we wanted all of them to go to Ponyville Fields.
When me and Josh showed up at the Fields we were asked by Applejack and her little sister Applebloom who both asked us in the trademark southern accent that all members of the Apple family talk in minus Babs Seed who is not in this story "Evan and Josh we are both glad to see you back here but why did you want all of us to meet the two of you here?"
Me and Josh both told them at the same time "We all wanted to see you before Hearth's Warming Eve or Christmas Eve as it's known as on our planet."
Pinkie Pie asked us in the high pitch high energy voice that she talks in "Oh are we going to play a game I like to play games especially with friends?"
Me and Josh told them at the same time "Yeah we're going to tickle all of you while you all run away from us however Princess Twilight and Rainbow Dash are not allowed to fly away you can only gallop/ run."
Rainbow Dash told me "Even without the use of my wings neither one of you will be able to catch and tickle me but you're welcome to try."
Anyway we all caught The Cutie Mark Crusaders first followed soon by Fluttershy and Rarity, then Pinkie Pie and Applejack until finally only Princess Twilight and Rainbow Dash were left.
However when we did catch Princess Twilight it turned out to be a clone created by magic that dissappears a few seconds after being caught but then two minutes later we found, caught and tickled the real Princess Twilight.
Then three minutes after that me and Josh caught and surrounded Rainbow Dash and then tickled her.
Then shortly afterwards we said goodbye to all six members of The Mane Six and the three founding members of The Cutie Mark Crusaders before bringing out our magic necklaces given to us by Princess Celestia and her younger sister Princess Luna and saying the magic words that allows us to teleport ourselves back to our homes on Planet Earth. The End.
Me in Equestria Story 4 Merry Hearth's Warming Eve Everypony by dbzponyninja Written on December 24, 2013
Today was Hearth's Warming Eve or Christmas Eve and me and Josh wished to go to Ponyville in the land of Equestria to celebrate so I called him over the phone and told him to bring out his magic necklace and I brought out mine and then both of us said as we held it close to our hearts "Take me to Equestria", and then we specified Ponyville so that we would be teleported to Ponyville instead of Canterlot Castle located in Canterlot.
Anyway when we arrived in Ponyville we saw Pinkie Pie wishing several ponies a Merry Hearth's Warming Eve and she gave them a big hug and then when she saw us she ran over to us and did the same thing to us and we returned the hug.
Around that same time Mr. and Mrs. Cake told Pinkie Pie "Pinkie dear we need your help to cook gingerbread ponies and fruit cake, oh hi you two must be Pinkie and Josh she has told me so much about both of you do you want to come to Sugarcube Corner and help us with baking?"
Me and Josh agreed and then after we got done we visited Rarity and Sweetie Belle at Carousel Boutique followed soon by Fluttershy and Discord at Discord's cottage then we visited Princess Twilight Sparkle and Spike's library treehouse but we asked them if she could perform the cloud walking spell on us when we left so that we could visit Rainbow Dash's cloud home and finally we visited Sweet Apple Acres and talked to Applejack, Applebloom, Big Macintosh and Granny Smith.
After all that Pinkie Pie invited me, Josh, the other five members of The Mane Six, Spike and the three founding members of The Cutie Mark Crusaders to Sugarcube Corner to eat the treats that we helped Pinkie Pie and Mr. and Mrs. Cake make and bake and then before me and Josh left we all talked and laughed and sang Hearth's Warming carols which me and Josh did not know the words to.
Then shortly afterwards me and Josh brought out our magic necklaces close to our hearts and said "Send me back home." The End.
Me in Equestria Story 5 Babysitting/ Foalsitting The Cake Twins by dbzponyninja Written on January 24, 2014
It's been a month since me and my friend Josh Thomas last went to the land of Equestria together so I called him over the phone, told him to bring out the magic necklace that we both received from Princess Celestia and her younger sister Princess Luna, hold the necklace close to our hearts and say the magic words that teleport us to the land of Equestria in the first place.
Anyway me and my friend Josh decided to take a quick visit to Canterlot castle located in Canterlot before taking the train to get to Ponyville in order to visit Princess Celestia and Princess Luna and thank them for giving us the means to go to Equestria in the first place as well as promise them that on our next visit we would hang out with them all day.
Anyway when we got to Ponyville to hang out with Pinkie Pie as well as to also say hi to Mr. and Mrs. Cake at Sugarcube Corner they told us that Pinkie Pie was practicing being a cheerleader for Ponyville's team in the upcoming Equestria Games and therefore wouldn't be able to hang out and have fun with us today but they did need a baby/ foalsitter Pumpkin Cake and Pound Cake while they went out to buy ingredients to make cupcakes for Pinkie Pie when she comes back later today and me and Josh gladly volunteered.
Me and Josh played and laughed with them as well as gave them food, bathed them and then put them to sleep in their crib.
Then when Mr. and Mrs. Cake came back a hour later Mrs. Cake told us "Thank you Evan and Josh we appreciate your help if you stay here for ten to fifteen more minutes we can give you a cupcake as a reward for a job well done."
So me and Josh waited for our cupcakes, thanked Mr. and Mrs. Cake for our cupcakes and then held our magic necklaces close to our hearts and said the magic words that teleports us back to our homes on Planet Earth. The End.
Me in Equestria Story Six Happy Hearts and Hooves Day Everypony by dbzponyninja Written on February 14, 2014
Me and my friend Josh Thomas brought out our magic necklaces given to us by Princess Celestia and her younger sister Princess Luna held it close to our hearts and said "Take me to Equestria", then we specified Canterlot so that we could explain to them why were weren't hanging out with them all day like we told them we would the next time we came to Equestria and they completly understood and told us that we could hang out with them on our next visit for real this time.
So me and Josh used the train at the train station to get to Ponyville and the first thing we did when we got to Ponyville after being tackled and hugged by Pinkie Pie of course was ask Pinkie Pie to help us make a Hearts and Hooves Day Heart to Rarity, Fluttershy and Cheerilee and they all happily excepted and gave us big hugs then I asked all of them to make a surprise Hearts and Hooves Day Heart to Pinkie Pie who gave us another hug upon receiving it.
We then asked Pinkie Pie to help us bake cupcakes and give them to Princess Twilight Sparkle, Applejack and Rainbow Dash who as you can probably guess gave us a hug and then ate their cupcakes.
So after giving all of our pony friends in Ponyville gifts that resulted in several hugs we told all of them goodbye and said after once again holding our magic necklaces close to our hearts "Send me back home." The End.
Story 7 A Day with Princess Celestia and Princess Luna
Me in Equestria Story 7 A Day With Princess Celestia and Princess Luna by dbzponyninja Written on May 2, 2014
It's been a while since me and my friend Josh Thomas last used our magic necklaces given to us by Princess Celestia and her younger sister Princess Luna in order to visit the land of Equestria more specificially Canterlot in the land of Equestria especially since we've been to Ponyville several times so me and Josh brought out our magic necklaces given to us by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, held the necklaces close to our hearts and said "Take us to Equestria", and then we specified Canterlot so we wouldn't be automatically teleported to Ponyville like the last couple of times we went to/ visited Equestria.
So the two of us, greeted Princess Celestia and Princess Luna and hung out with them in Canterlot Castle and laughed and had fun together.
We also asked Princess Celestia and Princess Luna if we can ride on them while they flew through the air especially since they are alicorns meaning that they have both a unicorn horn and pegasus wings and they agreed as I rode Princess Luna and Josh rode Princess Celestia then after that we told Princess Celestia and Princess Luna goodbye and then we once again brought out our magic necklaces and said as we held them close to our hearts "Send me back home." The End.