When a lightning storm gave the yogscast members mystical powers to travel between worlds in thier minds... but its not a power, when it turns out to be a curse. If they die or suffer injuries from the other world, it will happen at Earth!
This story is going to act diffrently, it will be multiple Episodes. Meaning difftent stories, diffrent chapters. In one.
When a lightning storm gave the yogscast members mystical powers to travel between worlds in thier sleep... but its not a power, when it turns out to be a curse. If they die or suffer injuries from the other world, it will happen to thier pysical bodies. So they must find a way to break this curse without dying, because that will be horrible.
Simon, Lewis, Duncan, Hannah, (Rest of them here...)
Two tall, concerned looking pair of ponies stood, one tall glossy white one with flowing rainbow colors. The other a midnight blue with star in her hair.
"So... they are the best you can find?" The white coated one inquired,
"Indeed, these humans had defended this relm which is called 'Minecraftia' I'd doubt they can't save us!"
"Why can't we use the Elements of Harmony against him?" The other one turned to a stained glass.
"This can't be solved by the elements! Reserch and study has shown that his heart is so currupted, Harmony won't harm him!"
"What makes you so bright that they can save us from this evil, and not some other ponies you'd invite for your 'Game Night' sessions?"
"I wouldn't have told thou urgent news if it was false,"
"Please speak in non-old-language tounge,"
"Alright, They have gone great distaces to vanquish the Vile creatures of the yonder and further!"
"Wow, They sound like great chapions!"
"They are heroes! Even walkig kneedeep in Tarturous to advenge their blown up house!"
"It will be difficult bringing them here, but we cannot let the Pale creature threaten our world with his 'Mobs'!."
"Lets hope it' worth it, 'Tia,"
"It better be, Luna!" 'Tia was straining herself as her horn shot out sparks, it then turned bright yellow before turning grey. "It is done, They should be here in excatlly 3 minutes." 'Tia had said
"They will save Equestra, or Faust help us." Luna stated grimly
CHAPTER ONE: CRIKEY
MY LITTLE YOGSCAST: ADVENTURE IS MAGIC
(Mine Little Pony mod, MineCraft:)
"Come on Xephos! Its a party!"
"Loosen up, mate!"
"Xephos, Come on!"
"I still think I shouldn't..."
"Look, hitting three billion subscribers is a reason to celebrate!"
"Yeah!"
"Fine, I just want to know what that's the green liquid..."
"I got it from my lab!"
Xephos slowly swirled the green potion that's in the iron goblet, He didn't believe everyone was drinking this...
He looked around, and took a sip and gagged. He sighed, This is going to take a minute. Damn it.
Xephos took another sip, it tasted better every time he took a sip. He entered his invetory and hovered his cursor over it."
"It doesn't show up when I hover my mouse hover it,"
"Yeah... I don't know why." Lalna replied,
"You bloody sure this is safe?" Honeydew asked,
"Positive, your not dead, dying, or retarded," Lalna scoffed, "I made it myself."
"Hm... why does this taste so bad," InTheLittleWood asked, his screen bluring out, Hah...I'm going to feel sick."
"Stop being such a baby, Martyn!" Toby took another swig, getting a speed boost.
"I got to admit, It's a little strong," Strippin stated, as he got haste from his,
"I don't know what your..... problem.... what the fuck?" Lomadia started, "Dammit, the server is crashing."
(IRL)Lewis: "Aw, The recording session crashed our game. I think the host, Sips, has a corrupted server file."
Lewis took a sip from his hot beverage, when Simon and opened the door suddenly.
Hespilled it and got coffee all over his favorite sweater, and Simon stuffed another cookie in his mouth.
He growled slightly before taking a paper towel which was fortunatly near his moniter.
Simon's voice sounded stuffed, "Mm, mm, mm, mm.... mm" "Simon! How many times do I say to stop talking with your mouth full?!" Lewis growled, "Sorry, geez..." Simon retorted, more wrappers being crumbled as he stuffed the wrappers in his pockets,
"Well... Looks like the lightning took out the internet," Lewis took another sip from his tea, He felt a bitter taste in his mouth.
"Huh?" Lewis put his tea down, "I swore I put sugar in this."
"Put sugar in your tea?" Simon inquired, a flash of lightning struck near the house, "Wait... hold on...."
Simon walked over to the window, He opened it only to shut it again when the rain started pouring in more . "
What the bloody hells bells is going on? Isn't there a lightning rod?"
"I... don't know, but no way in heck did the winds blow over the rod," Lewis stood up, "Should we tell everybody else?"
"That won't be necessary, since they'd know when the lightning takes control over some bloody internet," Simon leaned on the walls.
The lights started flickering,
"What the heck?" Simon stepped back, "OW!" Simon's touched the computer's overheating box.
"Be careful!" Lewis went to turn off the box, but before he touched the power button, He felt an unpleasant shock/
"Ow, it shocked me!" Lewis flinched, he recoiled his hand back like a child touching something burning.
"Really? You can't press a single butt-!" Simon was about to press the power until Lewis's hand stopped him,
"Simon, You'll fry your finger off!" Lewis warned,
"No I won't..." Simon shoved his index finger forward, pushing the button.
Lewis forgot to let go...
"Sizzzzzzz." They both hissed,
Simon tumbled over by the garbage, While Lewis fell before the doorway.
He looked up and say Martyn yelling something inaudible.
Lewis's blinking eyes started going rapidly, and his vision blurred. but he was still breathing... He blacked out. Not remembering anything.
"BLOODY HELL LEWIS! WAKE THE FUCK UP!" Lewis's eyes shot up to a orange horse with it's hoof reeled back,
Then Lewis saw a flash of light when he blinked. He felt his cheek become numb and prickly, as if the pony just slapped him.
"I- I don't have any money! Leave me alone!" Lewis put up his hands for defense... or what he thought was his hands.
"Lewis," The orange pony poked him,
"How do you know my name?!" Lewis stood up, then instantly his knees felt wobbly and he fell on his chin,
"C'mon mate! Its me! Simon!" The orange pony said, "Fucking open your eyes..."
"I would If you didn't slap me!" Lewis tried standing up again, only to fall again, "The gravity has gone a lot heaveier.... WAIT...."
"Hm?"
"YOUR A TALKING HORSE...."
"You are too..."
"No I'm not..."
"Lewis, The last time I checked, we don't live in a dark forest, and you don't have wings!" Simon pointed to the fluff of feathers on his back.
"Then what happened...."
"SOMETHING MAGICAL HAS OCCURED!" Simon's eyes expanded, He looked like he was about to wag his orange tail.
"Your right... if we're ponies... then I have to stand on four legs," Lewis stood up, knees wobbling.
"Yeah!" Simon smiled,
"Where did everyone else go?"
"Who?"
"The Princes of the Sun," Lewis sat on his rum, "The crew! The Yogscast!"
"I dunno," Simon shrugged his orange shoulders,
"Okay, We're going to starve if we stay... lets go walking... give these babies a ride..." Lewis stood up, and started stretching his wings,
"You didn't just forget abo-"
"Of course not! We need to find a town to figure out where we are, then we would look for them...."
"No you dingus! We're in a dark forest, We can't see..."
"So you're not worried about the others?"
Simon scoffed, "I am, but we need the ability to see! Its pitch black...."
Lewis reached towards his flank, hoping for some sort of pocket.
"What are you doing?"
"Searching,"
Simon started snorting, then laughing.
"What?" Lewis asked, looking at him as if he was insane.
"We're naked, we don't have pockets!" Simon wiped a tear from his eyes, "Oh my god...."
"Right, I was praying for a lighter..."
"Yeah, like your going to find a damn lighter!" Simon started choking in laughter,
Lewis groaned and started Bambie in a circle, He saw Simon watching him.
"What are you doing?"
"Practicing my walking," Lewis replied, shakey. making Simon snicker,
"No adult male should have to say that...."
"Agreed," Lewis started laughing,
"Should you start fluttering your wings?" Simon asked,
"What?"
"Your wings," Simon reached out and poked one of them,
"CRICKY!" Lewis felt his spine bolt out of his back,
Simon retracted his hoof, "You okay?"
"They are mighty sensitive...."
"So if someone was to hit it... say with a bat.... it should hurt really bad?"
"You poke once and it hurts like your pulling out my hair...."
"Mane," Simon corrected,
"Sorry?"
"You're a horse, so its mane!" Simon yawned, "We should really find somewhere to sleep, I suppose we could eat the grass if we're starving."
"Great, we're going to be eating like kings!" Lewis yelled sarcastically,
"Sarcatic?" Simon asked, tilting his head. "You're never like this."
"I'm sorry, but we got electrocuted and sent to some random place," Lewis said,
Simon scrapped his hoof on the ground,
"I can't... really remember, but all I know is that we don't belong here,"
Simon tried to change the subject, "How about we get out of this dark forest?"
"Yeah.... That would be great, maybe we have some flower tea while we're at it," Lewis muttered, as he didn't hear him.
Simon frowned, "Lewis, seriously,"
"What?"
"You're being rude," Simon said,
"Yeah.... sure, I'll stop," Lewis sighed, walking forward,
"Where ae you going?"
"Somewhere we don't starve or get eaten,"
"What makes you think we're going to get gobbled up?"
"Must I explain? We're in a bloody different universe. We may be dead on earth!"
"That might not be the case! I mean... we could be asleep..."
Lewis stopped and looked at his friend, "Do you hear yourself? What you're saying makes absolutely no sense what so-ever!"
"Well... You're right! WE COULD BE ANYWHERE! LIKE ITS A WHOOOOOOOLE NEW WORLD!!!
Lewis wished he can pinch his nose, but smiled, "Yeah... sure... lets find some people." +~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~++~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~~
Well, they have been traviling for awhile. And Simon could see light poking out.
"Lewis! I can see the light!"
"Break the rules and go towards it!"
They both scrambled aimlessly to the blinding sun. Letting the warmth carress them both after being out of the cold, dark forest.
Not wasting any time, Simon and Lewis continued onwards. clumzly galloping in the fields. All the way until they saw a red barn with apple acres.
Working on it was three hot colored ponies, with a green one rocking back in forth in some chair.
"Lewis! THIS IS PARADISE!!! Only if we weren't ponies..."
"Maybe we could asked those ponies where we are, and where the nearest village is?" Simon started to streach his stubby legs, Simon was always restless. and LEwis hated that he was never paitent
"Okay, fine. Lets ask them, lets not eat the apples because we could be in big TROU- BLOODY HELL SIMON!!!" Lewis went from his regular voice to a shrill shout.
The reason was right, Simon had kicked a tree and a apple fell on his head, in fact, multiple apples fell like leaves. Simon stuck a hand out of the apple pile and penetrated his head through. He was laughing and rubbing his head, "This is where my helmet would be most useful, That actually hurt!"
Lewis's eyes went back to the apple colored ponies, they haven't seem to see them. "Simon, we got to ask them before the biggest one actually finds us and tramples us!" Lewis pleaded, "I don't want to die!"
"Ah, grow up you big baby! We're not stealing anything," Simon stumbled out of the apple pile, he smiled at Lewis's fear-stricken face.
"We are still tresspassing," Lewis bit his friend's ear and started to drag him towards the farmers. It wasn't long until Simon started squirming under his teeth,
"Come on! Let me go!" Simon continued,
"This is so we don't get trampled!" Lewis growled, He kept trotting towards the ponies he could almost see a variations of them.
"Excuse me!" Lewis called, letting go of Simon's throbbing ear,
"Ow~!" Simon let out a sigh of relieve.
"What are y'all doing tresspassin' on mah farm?!" The orange one stamped her hoof threateningly
"We are just lost and were wondering how to get to the nearest civilisation..." Lewis chuckled nerviously, "We didn't mean to walk onto private property!"
"If y'all are really sorry fer steppin' on our farm, than apology accepted!" AppleJack tipped her hat slightly, "Name's AppleJack, This one here is Big Mac, Granny Smith, and Little Applebloom!"
Lewis looked at Simon, they both knew better than to ue their actual names in any game. "Xephos, pleasure to meet you." Lewis lied, cleverly.
"I am Honeydew of Kazmodan!" Simon puffed out his muscular chest, but it looked quite puny considering his size.
She took a closer look at the both of Lewis and Simon, who was just bigger than the filly, but had the muscle mass of Applejack, if not bigger. "Ah've never seen a drawfed pony, much lessed than Kazmo-what-che-ma-call-it."
"Well aren't you brutally honest?" Simon flickered his ear in annoyance, but still shook her hoof. "Can you point us to the nearest village?"
"Ponyville's That-away!" AppleJack motioned with her head, "Applebloom, please escort them?"
"But Ah wanted to go with mah friends to the clubhouse!" Applebloom complained,
"Ah thought you were grounded?" AppleJack tilted her head, a smug look on her face.
"Ah fine..." She grumbled, "Never let me have fun!" She grumbled under her breath.
"What was that?" Applejack took a hoof forward,
"NOTHIN'!" She beckened the two Stallions out of the farm.
Duncan, or Lalna, fell into a uneasy sleep. He was worried on how Tekkit was going to continue without the Co-hosts of the Yogscast in commision.
He shifted his arms around his neck and stared at the ceiling. He really needed haircut, but decided to let it grow out. Balls to it. He doesn't care. He has other things to worry about. Such as production going. If Simon and Lewis., the most famous yogsmember, doesn't make another video soon. YouTube just might cancel their partnership and no money will flow. No money+No house=Living with shitty parents.
He rolled over and shut his eyes forcfully, anything to sleep;He'd take it now. which brought him a simple soution. "Ah... yes, the solution to all my father's problems. And the cause of my problems." Duncan said maliciously and sat up on his bed. He bounced off and trudged to the kitchen.
He opened up the 'Forbidden' cabnet in his house to find him with nice and bold wisky. He also pulled out a double shot glass. "If I wake up with a bloody mingrane, I'm murdering Paul(Sjin) in his sleep." He poured himself a glass.
"I not sure about this, I don't want to show up to my VERY future kids and smack them... Ah! Hell." Duncan downed the firecontaining liquid. Which he greedly pour more in his glass, and downed it again. Leaving him with a burning sensation in his throat.
"Never was a light drinker, I wasn't." Duncan smiled and poured himself more of the forbidden beverage, He decided that the short glass wasn't working so he just tipped the wisky bottle in his mouth and just chugged the brownish-cleaish liquid.
"ARGH!" Duncan seethed. He continued until he felt the last of it slithering down his tainted throat. He finished with his sinusous inflamed. "That's the good stuff." Duncan said, feeling dizzy. "Welp. That's ze cue to got to zbed..." Duncan shuffled over to his green comforter and slid under te covers. He let the dizzyness drown him and lulled him to sleep.
(Different personality, same person... Sort of like the LividCoffee and Lalna throey.)
"What?" Livid awoken one eye. He sat up and fell on his rump. He took a look at him ad sighed, "Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have mixed those chemicals, gotten high, and drank heavly. Now I'm stuck in a bloody equine body that could speak!"
Don't be rediculous! It could be worse! Lalna sighed happly in Duncun/Livid's mind.
"Rubbish! Nothign could be worse than having no fingers! I can't do anyhing now except walk and talk!"
You've got your labcoat and gloves!
"I do, let me inspect myself further with out your oblivous commentary.
No fingers mean nothing! We still have eachother! Lalna replied,
"You blithering twit, I have you,! I don't want you. I'm stuck with you, and I'd kill you if possible!" Livid put his goggles on his forhead. He stood up and shook the dirt off of his white coat. "I'm going to see if there is civilization, and if there is, I'm going to either plan how to kill them, or just eat.
Don't you have money? Lalna asked,
"Lets see.... eh... gum.... picture of Zoey... wrench.... potions that taste like shit... Knife to kill Ryth'... AH! Gold ingots. If they use gold, I'll be alright!"
Did you say picture of Zoey? Lalna asked, Is it vulgar?
"If you count laying on her bed in a bikini vulgar?" Livid blushed vigorously,
You still have that crush? YOU know She's still into Rythian!
"But he's not, so get him out of the way we could have Zoey all to ourself! Then we can kill Rythian... and Sjin for all I care."
Why Sjin?
"He blew up our fucking house!"
Oh yeah...
Livid smiled when he saw a small filly, his alternitive hooves reached to the small knife he had in his pocket, and he traveled over to the small, white pony. He was going to strike the pony until it spoke.
"Oh JESUS!" Livid hid the knife behind his back as his eyes chnged from light purple to a loving emrald color in a flash, He hid the knife in his coat pocket and mentally scold himself about being caught.
"Sir? Are you alright? Did you suffer a blow to the head recently?" The tiny filly asked, "I studied how to deal with that since my club decided to be nurses!"
Livid didn't listen, his eyes scrunched up.
[Lalna kept pushing himself to the brain. "ITS MY TURN!" He cried,
Livid growled, "Like hell it is! You're making Duncun look like a bitch!"
"YOu make him a meany!" Lalna struggled with his significant other,
"You make him look fucking gay with your additude!" Livid snarled,
"That's the very reason Zoey doesn't go out with you!"
"You're not bringing HER in this! I could say the same thing about Lewis!"
"You fucker!" That fueled Lalna to take control of the body, leaving Livid crossed eyed and dizzy from the sudden strength.]
When Lalna opened his eyes, three fillies were looking over him. One a yellowish cream holding a mercury thremoniter, the white one from eariler holding a wash clothe, and the other one holding that thing Doctors use to keep patents stable.
That's cut- !
"CLEAR!"
"FUCK WAIT!"
Ther eletricity coursed through Lalna, leaving him in pain and flushed cheeks. "STOP!' Lalna covered his lower part with his golden brown tail.
[Found your kink?
Shut up, GO bathe yourself in the waterfall of forgivness!]
"You okay mister?"
Lalna opened his eyes and sat up, "Yeah, just don't hit me with eletricity. It hurts!" Lalna's heart rate fell and he stood up. "Where is the direction of the nearest town?"
"That way! But don't you ant to go cursadain' with us?" The orange asked, with the other two giving him the puppy dog eyes.
"Cursading? Aren't you a little young to fight for religion?"
"What's religion?"
Later that day,
Simon giggled and thumped his foot rapidly when Lewis scratched his ear, and he wrote down that ponies has a scratch spot. He tore another peice and started to write again, but he couldn't read it. He wrote in a diffrent language that as simular to english but also had Hireoglyphics symbols. Damn. "Could you lift you're right hoof once more?" Lewis asked, and he looked up from his chicken scratch of notes. He studed Simon's hoof and he started to write more notes:
Apparently, These equine 'Hoofs' are strangly flexable as a Sticky Hand, durable as metal, and simular to a real life horse. Everypon- Everyone has a scratch sopt on their head, When done so with my test subject he giggled and reacted like a dog who is... well, being fondled.
"DAMN THESE LANGUAGES!" Lewis through the quill and scroll at a far corner of The HOOF n' HAY motel room. Walls so thin you could litrally hear the cockroaches having fun in the wall.
"Relax, buddy." Simon stated, "At least they have television." He turned on the small black box and turned to Fruitish-Broad-Cast: Ponyville (Equestria of BBC network)
Next time, on Doctor Whooves," The TV Said, "The Doctor regenrates once again to save fair Rose Luck's life."
"EVEN DOCTOR WHO! THEY TURNED HIM INTO A PONY!" Lewis wailed,
"What about boxing?" Simon smiled meekly, and he changed the channel. To just two boxes nudging each other.
"Dammit, Simon. Turn the tv off!" Lewis rubbed his head,
"Why are you so mad?" Simon asked,
"I'm homesick, I miss my wife, I'm hungry, I want to go to sleep, I want hands with fingers, I don't want to be where the damn Matt Smith is a pony!'
"That's the acter's name?" Simon broke sat and pondered, "I thought it was David Tennant."
"That's the 10th doctor, Matt Smith is the 11th,,, That's beside the point!" Lewis covered his snout and cried softly.
"Are you SURE this is safe?!" Lalna asked on top of a tree. refusing t let go of his safty branch.
"Yes mister! Please come down!" Applebloom, the cream one, reassured,
"We did it! SO you have to!" Scootalo, the orange filly, spat. "I don't want to wait on getting our cutie marks while one scardey-pony is acting like a cat!"
"THIS IS Going to kill me..." [Good, LividCoffee snalred,]
Lalna let go of the branch and landed on his two hind legs. He dropped down to all fours and finally the three fillies grabbed him. Hooking the zipline onto his safty hook on his lab coat.
"WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Lalna cried in distress.
"Shut up!" Scootalo smiled miscivously and pushed him off the little planks.
While Lalna's eyes began to grow a size that rivaled dinnerplates, his counter part Livid was screaming bloody murder.
["AHHHHHHHHHHRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REAL MONSTERS!!!" Livid clung tightly to the steam of the brain.]
Lalna was silent as he gain more speed until he nearly hit the ground. His safty hook snapped off and he tumbled.
And tumbled,
And tumbled again until his momentom died.
"Ohh.... Ow... Ouch... That's gonna leave a mark...." The three decided this was a horrible idea. and they detached from the zipline. and ran towards the limp body of the adult.
"Did we even ask his name?" Scootalo implored,
"He said it was Lalna," Sweetie Belle tilted her head at the coat. which wa covered in dust, spit, mud, and even in blood.
"We're gonna be'in so much tr'uble..." AppleBloom had fear and guilt in her eyes,
"YEah... we're going to jail!" Sweetie Belle shivered,
"I pushed him!" Scootalo nudged the limp Lalna. and he stirred.
"Never. Ever. Do that again..." His shining emerald eyes glinted in humor, "That was fun, but also painfully, awfully, hurt like he-... eer... heck."
The four giggled loudly,
["If your going to be dumb, Lalna, You gotta be tough...
"Bloody hell," Lalna said as he finally gotten away from the fillies, "That was exhausting.."
[Serves you right....] said Livid,
"Whatever, I know that those goons are here somewhere. They got to be, its on my radar."
[You still carry that blasted thing? It can't even detect a chicken!]
"Because you forgot to put battries in them!" Lalna nagged,
BEEEPPP, BlueXephos and Honeydew detected.... BEEEEPPP, BlueXephos and Honeydew detected..
"YES! I got something!" Lalna looked at his wrist-watch, and two orbs were glowing bright orange. In a motel...
[Maybe those FanFictions where correct?] Asked Livid, sighing in frustation. [Fa-]
"Don't finish that word," Lalna warned, "This is rated Teen not Mature!"
Across the street, a Filly with her Mother stared at the Lab Pony with great interest. Something was either off about him, he was talking to somebody; but who? Strange... Maybe he has a ear piece and talking to the C.L.O.P.S? Nah, he was a Scientist not a Stallion in Black. Or him, but they don't talk about him.
"Mamma? Why is that strange stallion talking to himself?" "I-I don't know... he's a peculiar one..." The mother took a step forward then just ushered the Child to not stare, in fear that he might see them.
"Whatever, Livid." Lalna finished, knocking on the door; but when he waited. a big, gruffy, and caramel pony opened the door. A mare laid on the bed, socks on her forelegs and hindlegs. With a bow at the tip of her tail; it was a prosecute.
"What?! I got only one hour, tell me what you want!" He blasted right through Lalna's eardrums, hurting The Host (Duncan) which automatically triggered Livid. Livid's eye twicthed to a menacing blue once more.
"Listen here," He uppercutted the Stallion, making a tooth fall out, "We are looking for two Ponies, however you want to make our eaes pop from the inside-out. Not to mention you got a lady of the night on your bed, and I think it doesn't matter who plows her unless she gets payment. I know a couple of people who'd like to lose their virginity, however, I'd like to be the one to beat the hay out of you before you yell in my fucking ear again. So I'm going to ask a simple question, and you better answer truthfully. Where is the Manager, because I need to know where two goons are. Tell me where the Staff Manager is before you see your hooker looks at you like a bitch, 'Cause I'm going to beat you like one."
The Stallion gulped, "R-room 1... my jaw,,," He whimpered, holding his mouth. Tough Colt act gone.
"Thanks," Livid was about to leave, "Don't make me have to come back here...." He warned.
Lalna taken full control when they learnt about their whereabouts. "Room 1-13?" Lalna repeated. "Room 1-13..." He knocked on the room door, and out opened no-one.
"Oy! Down here!"
Lalna looked down to see a dwarf, "Simon?"
"Duncan? LEWIS! SOMETHING MAGICAL HAPPENED!" Simon yipped with glee, "SOMETHING MAGICAL!"
Lewis looked over at the Scientist, "We're not alone, at least..." He said dully.
