“Hey, Twilight!” Rainbow Dash called, “Why are you so purple?”
“The color of an object depends on both the physics of the object in its environment and the characteristics of the perceiving eye and brain. Physically, objects can be said to have the color of the light leaving their surfaces, which normally depends on the spectrum of the incident illumination and the reflectance properties of the surface, as well as potentially on the angles of illumination and viewing,” Twilight explained.
“Yeah, but why are you purple?” Rainbow Dash asked again.
Pinkie Pie appeared out of no where and said, “because I'm pink and she's my beeeeeeestest of friends and so she turned purple to show how close we are!” Pinkie then gave Twilight a biiiiiiig hug.
“Ah, come on Pinkie,” Applejack said, bucking Pinkie off of Twilight, “that's obviously not it.”
Pinkie burst into flames.
“How dare you kick me!!!” Pinkie yelled.
“Pinkie, you're stealing my move,” Twilight said, “It's copyrighted, so please don't use it.”
“But we're beeeeeeestest of friends!” Pinkie whined, her flame vanishing.
“Unfortunately, Law doesn't care what anypony's relationship is,” Twilight said.
“Wow, what a meanie!” Pinkie crossed her forelegs, “Where is this 'Law'?”
“Go ask Celestia,” Twilight sighed.
Pinkie Pie ran off.
“So, why are you purple, Twilight?” Rainbow Dash asked again.
“I already told you, Rainbow,” Twilight said.
“Fine, if you're not going to tell me, I'll just go do some cool stuff somewhere and make you jealous of how awesome I am,” Rainbow Dash sighed, then flew off.
Applejack stared at Twilight for an awkward amount of time before asking, “why are you purple?”
“The color of an object depends on both the physics of the object in its environment and the characteristics of the-” Twilight started to explain, but was interrupted by a buck to the face.
“Sorry, Twilight,” Applejack apologized, “that complex stuff just makes me twitch.”
Twilight looked blankly at Applejack before she turned and walked away.
“Geez, what's her problem,” Applejack muttered to herself, rolling her eyes. She walked off as well.
“He does this all the time,” Rarity shook her head, “he thinks he's good at stalking me.”
“Um, excuse me?” Fluttershy asked Lotus Blossom, “can I have one of those spa rocks?”
Lotus Blossom looked at Fluttershy for a moment, not understanding why she would want a spa rock when they'd do the spa rock treatment for her, but, in the end, Lotus Blossom decided not to bother wondering and just gave Fluttershy one of the many searing hot spa rocks they used.
“Stop watching us! It's just wrong!” Fluttershy yelled, throwing the rock.
Her throw nailed Spike on the head, knocking him out.
“Nice throw, Fluttershy,” Rarity said, genuinely impressed, “where did you learn to do that?”
Fluttershy laughed lightly, glancing away. Eventually she said to Lotus Blossom, “sorry about your stone.” She was trying to change the subject.
Lotus Blossom was still staring at Spike. Soon she screamed, “AHHHHH! Creepy-weirdo-freak dragon!”
Seven royal guards busted through the door and ran in, surrounding Spike. They picked him off and left again.
“Right, so where were we?” Rarity said, pausing for a moment before eagerly squeaking, “oh! I remember. How did you get your hair so soft, Fluttershy?”
“Nature,” Fluttershy blushed.
“What brand? Nature's Remedies? Nature's Touch? Or any other one,” Rarity asked.
“No, just Nature,” Fluttershy murmured.
“Fluttershy?" Rarity gasped. "Are you being greedy Fluttershy?”
“No, I-” Fluttershy started to explain.
“Well then,” Rarity interrupted with a huff, “be that way.” She stood up and walked out of the spa.
“Hey, Twilight!” Spike called, running over to the group of friends as they came out of the forest.
“I don't want to deal with it, Spike,” Twilight said.
“Why did you leave me!? I thought you'd left me forever!” Spike said, hugging Twilight.
“I just didn't want to deal with Celestia's letters,” Twilight said.
“So you left me in the middle of Ghastly Gorge?” Spike asked.
“Heh...” Twilight glanced away.
Luckily for Twilight, she didn't have to answer, for Pinkie Pie had taken out her party cannon and fired it at Spike, sending him flying.
“Only I can hug Twilight!” Pinkie shook her hoof at Spike as he flew off.
“I got him!” Rainbow Dash called, flying off and catching him. She then tossed him and yelled, “Incoming!”
“I got him,” Fluttershy whispered.
The others stood aside, giving her space.
“K.O.” Fluttershy said, slamming Spike down.
Spike went limp after impact.
“What the hay, Fluttershy?” Applejack asked in shock.
“I had a bet with Spike after the spa incident,” Fluttershy blushed, glancing around nervously.
“Who cares, that was totally awesome Fluttershy!” Rainbow Dash said, returning to the group, “I'd have never guessed.”
“Not all of Iron Will's classes were to waste,” Fluttershy shrugged.
Luna then landed in front of the group and said in her Royal Canterlot voice, “our sister has asked thou for thy assistance and yet ye ignore her call?”
“Hey Luna! I was just about to throw a dance party!” Pinkie Pie cheered, “want to join us in the dance off?”
And so the seven of them danced for hours.
The winner was Derpy. Derpy had joined them because she saw them all dancing and wanted to dance too.
“We should do that again!” Derpy said, “I love dance-till-you-drop parties." She smiled for a moment and did nothing, making the situation slightly awkward. She then added, "and muffins!” before flying off.
“Oh!” Pinkie Pie jumped back up, full of energy again all of a sudden, “I should throw a Muffin Manic Maze party, or MMM, some time soon!”
“I must say,” Luna said through heavy breaths as she stood up, “the fun surly was doubled once she joined. She must be the Dancing Queen.”
“No, she's deciding when she should read which book based on some system I don't really understand,” Spike said.
“Quick then! To the book cave!” Luna yelled, pointing to the sky.
They all run to the Library and burst through the door.
“Bookmare, we need your help!” Luna said.
“Not now,” Twilight said, “and why the hay are you calling me 'bookmare'?”
“I don't know,” Luna said, her eyes going fish-eyed for a second.
“Come on, Twilight,” Spike reasoned, “it may be important.”
“Fine,” Twilight sighed, “what is it?”
“Changelings have invaded the palace!” Luna said.
Twilight facehoofed.
“Ow...” Twilight muttered, for she did just smack her face with her hoof.
“So, will you help us?” Luna asked, “we need all of the Elements to save everything!”
“Of course! I still haven't forgiven Queen Chrysalis for deceiving my brother!” Twilight said, standing up.
By the time they reached the throne room, it was too late. The changelings had imprisoned all the ponies and there was nothing they could do.
“Noooooooooo!” Fluttershy cried out dramatically, “whatever shall we do now?”
“Don't worry, Fluttershy,” Discord said, appearing in front of the six, “I will always help my friends if they are in need!”
“Oh no!” Queen Chrysalis cried. She was sitting on the throne.
Discord then flew at Queen Chrysalis, and...
Everything turned into dolls. The Discord doll was being held by the right paw of a lion, and the Queen Chrysalis held by the left claw of an eagle.
In a room, somewhere in the castle, Discord sat with a group of My Little Pony dolls that he had designed himself. The door to the room flew open and Luna barged in. Discord instantly swept the dolls away, teleporting them to one of his secret location.
“Oh, Luna, what a wonderful surprise,” Discord said.
“What the hay is going on in here Discord?” Luna asked.
“Oh, nothing,” Discord said, “just having some fun.”
“Well could you please keep it down? Some ponies are trying to get some sleep,” Luna replied.
“My bad, I'll try to keep the noise down,” Discord said.
After Luna left the room, he teleported the dolls back and had the Discord doll turn the Queen Chrysalis doll into a normal pony, which caused a chain reaction of turning all the other changlings into ponies.
“And the ponies lost to the darkness oh so long ago finally remembered who they truly were,” Discord whispered, “End Play.”
