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Registered: 21st Jun 2012
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I deliver pony stories of any flavour, shape, or form, provided that it's fluff or drama.

Also plenty of cynicism available if that's more your thing.

I just did some more research. As it turns out, ponies don't activate bitch mode every ~30 days like humans do. Instead, as long as it is season (read: NOT fucking March), they cycle about every three weeks.

That in mind, Midnight had her last period exactly 18 days ago. Consequently, she should get the next one around chapter 75. How oddly convenient for reasons that you wouldn't understand.

Then again, she doesn't seem to show any tendencies of actually doing an estrus. I wonder why that might be.

And to balance out the SRS,

Lube or lube not. There is no dry.

Toraka · 2 views · Edited 1h, 24m ago

SatN and oneshots


Splitting aMid the Night

Midnight is just another normal unicorn and also perfectly sane. The second voice in her head agrees to that. What the voice, but not Midnight, agrees to is her crush on a cute filly named Sparkle. Follow the misadventures of Midnight as she deals with a past dragging her into insanity, the stress of final exams and later her occupation and a love story she never wants to happen.

Read this should you not have read previous stories by me using the same universe.

Cover image provided by the awesome TheXIIILightning. Go look him up and give him all your love and moneys. Right now!

Note please: The following stories are in the same universe; An unknown sensation, Splitting aMid the Night, To Jack a Rainbow, Two of a kind.

In addition, Strength and Perception take place in a parallel universe to that one, where things are almost the same, but not quite.

Warning: While this is basically just retelling a story playing in a candy colored universe, Midnight has the gift of seeing the world as it actually is. There are no descriptions of rape or such stuff, but Midnight is aware of their existence. Read only if you can handle a realistic view of the world.

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A Lotus' Other Name

Lotus and Aloe are an amazing team, always there for each other. There is nothing that could ever come between them, no secret that they couldn't share. Right?

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Heart's Literacy

Sometimes, a kiss will make or break a world, say more than a thousand words could. Sometimes, a letter will do the same job, if only honest.

What is there even to say about this...

This is a collection of unrelated and probably incredibly soggy letters of emotion. If you want to see your favorite pairing, go ahead and let me know what it is. I will add to this whenever I feel like it.

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Destiny

There are infinite universes, and with them come infinite possibilites. Or do they?

Loosely based off of MMC, retold in a way that attempts to make it not shitty, with mixed in elements from Infinite.

I thought I had more stuff for the description this time, but noooo. Sigh.

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Lunacy

My name is Twilight Sparkle and I am a coward. Why do the words which matter the most have to be the hardest to speak?

Twipov, first person.

Why do I always run out of things to put into the description?

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#432438 · 4w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>432431

You wat, m8?

#432431 · 4w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>432424 Yes indeed.

You are not following me. That is an unacceptable condition.

#432424 · 4w, 3d ago · · ·
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G U R A QT!

#396211 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>396204

This site really needs an upgrade, because the Featured system is shitty, and there is pretty much no reward at all for a writer that's trying to upload regularly and fairly. Good luck with your story, I have to go write about my character being eaten by a hydra.:ajbemused:

#396204 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>396156 And the unfairness of exposure time, especially when you're being fair and upload as much at once as possible?

Yeah. You're very welcome to discreetly point people towards that to even the odds, though.

#396156 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·
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My shitty HiE has more likes than your well written and emotionally powerful story.(The one with Midnight):derpyderp2:

Didn't you say something about HiE being shit?:trollestia:

#377166 · 8w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>377162 ... hawt.

Sorry. I appreciate the plants' blessings, as they are only a purification of that earth which grants me strength. We... are patient.

And you remind me that maybe I should act like I care about hitting 50 subs soon. Fuuuckfukcfuck!

#377162 · 8w, 5d ago · · ·
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May the blessings of the forest be with you :twilightsmile:

#341494 · 11w, 6d ago · · ·
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Hi :moustache:

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