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thesecretbrony
User ID: 46,517
Registered: 9th Jul 2012
Last Seen: 10h, 29m ago
Story views: 6,288

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Real Name: Classified.

Age: 18+

Gender: Male

Favourite Pony: Twilight Sparkle

Favourite Non-Pony: Discord

One True Pairing: FlutterSpike

Favourite Tumblr: Ask Flufflepuff.

Likes: Science, Fiction and Video Games,

Dislikes: Sports, Soap Operas and Internet Lag.

Favourite Story Types: Romance and Comedies.

Least Favourite Story Types: Clop Fics and Troll Fics.

Favourite Episode: Luna Eclipsed.

Least Favourite Episode: Mystery Magical Cure.

BUT THIS!

My response(s) when I saw this:

So yeah I'm not happy about it, for the love of- THEY MADE SPIKE A DOG AND HE'S STILL IN LOVE WITH RARITY, THEY MADE A SPITFIRE (Or at least it looks like it might be her.) THE BAD GUY AND THE WHOLE THING IS ANOTHER CONTRIVED TOUGH LIFE FOR TEENAGE GIRLS IN HIGH SCHOOL THING.

Like we haven't had that from oh I don't know, Bratz Maybe? Or just look at the all the films Disney have done (Modern Disney, not the good old days). Let me guess, the human incarnation of Celestia and Luna are the headmistresses. Discord is Twilight's overbearing new teacher and why oh why does it look like they've set Soarin up as the love interest? Gah, so much hate right now! If Season 4 doesn't totally kick-ass then I am DONE with MLP.

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Queen Chrysalis, battered and broken by her defeat is found lying in a ditch by the very pony who thwarted her plans. With no other options, she tricks them into aiding her, disguising herself as just another crashed Pegasus. What will become of her? Only time will tell. Oh and that Romance tag there? Yeah that's not for her.

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Spike's Out of His Depth

The Official Sequel to Spike's Home Alone.

Don't panic! Hiatus is temporary, suffering serious writers block with this story atm. Got another one in the works to keep you entertained. Should be submitting it on Monday.

A few weeks have passed since Spike and Fluttershy made their relationship official. Despite a few bumps in the road it seems the perfect ending the fairy tales always promised. What follows however, is something that no one could have prepared them for.


But first!

A massive thank you to all those who gave me such a warm welcome to FiMFiction! Especially those who found Spike's Home Alone as interesting to read as it was to write! A number of you asked for a sequel so here you go, free of charge.

Sorry for the long hiatus, my life's been getting pretty busy lately. If you enjoyed this fan fic or it's predecessor, Spike's Home Alone, I'm now looking for proof-readers and an editor. Please message me if you're interested.

Haven't yet read Spike's Home Alone?

Here's the link:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/37900/Spike's-Home-Alone

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Pride comes before a Fall

On Hiatus until further notice. Not that anypony seems to care. Sick of spending so much of my time writing this fic only for no-one to view it. If interest picks up, I'll resume it. Until then.

On Hiatus since 09/11/2012

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Original Description Below:

Cast out from Ponyville, her reputation destroyed, the Great and Powerful Trixie stumbles (quite literally) into the life of an unusual forest dwelling unicorn.

He seems friendly but why then has he chosen a life of seclusion? More importantly, where does he keep disappearing to at night?

The Great and Powerful Trixie is the greatest equine who has ever lived, so why should she worry?

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Spike's Home Alone

So basically, my parents are going on holiday and leaving me to look after the house. Which inspired this story.

Twilight has been invited by the Princess to spend a week in Canterlot. Spike is left home alone, Twilight has asked her friends to keep an eye on her number one assistant. Over the course of the week Spike is visited by each of the Elements, and he takes the oppurtunity to learn a little more about his friends, maybe a little more than he bargained for.  

Constructive Criticism is welcome. This is my first ever piece of fan fiction (Hooray!)

Enjoy!

Rated T for innuendo (the occasional dirty joke) as well as some of my painful attempts at comedy :) Also Pony Swears

(Please note, I wrote this on WordPad, which has no spellcheck. I've proofread it several times as well as used some unreliable online spellcheckers. If you spot anything let me know)

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#504450 · 3w, 6d ago · · ·
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Hello, kind sir. I see you are a FlutterSpike fan and i would like to invite you to my group, FlutterSpike. It is exactly what the group is called. The group was created specifically with the cutest couple in Equestria in mind. Your addition to the group would be wonderful!

#322531 · 18w, 2d ago · · ·
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sorry i addressed that in my talk about phase 3 did you get the pm

#311212 · 19w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>311208 I guess adventure? I don't know, I marked it as adventure but it's kinda hard to call it that when I only plan for there to be like 3 or 4 locations. Why not read it and judge for yourself?

#311208 · 19w, 2d ago · · ·
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what folder should i put it in ?

also there will be a top five best trixie stories vote on for the group it will be announced as one my blog posts so the only way to participate in it will be to follow me

#311197 · 19w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>311189 I assume you are reffering to my story Pride comes before a Fall? If you want to add it to your group then by all means do so. Keep in mind it is on hiatus at the moment, because I became frustrated at how no one wanted to read it, despite spending so much time on it. I do intend to go back to it at some point in the future however.

#311189 · 19w, 2d ago · · ·
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Hello sir or madame,

I am Obsidian Raindrop the creator of a group known as The Great and Not Obsessive Trixie   I am here to ask if you would like your story to be added to my group.

The only requirements are:

1. You have a story about Trixie and she is not completely obsessing over her lose at the hands of Twilight. (She can hate that she lost to twilight and even try and beat again but she just can't be be so obsessive like she is in most stories. )

2.  She may be a supporting character or a main character it does not matter.

3. i can`t think of a third thing

Sorry to all those who either received this email twice or who don`t have trixie as a main or supporting character. Also just PM me if you want your story added.

Hello,

It's me Obsidian again asking you guys to do stuff you don't want to.

1. tell me the name of your story and the one folder you want it in

2.join the group it is really cool and we'll soon get a banner up

3. fallow because it will boost my confidence

Yours truly, Obsidian Raindrop

#288279 · 21w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>286703 I'm hardly a King, more of a Jack at this point :scootangel:

#286703 · 21w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>286086 With you as my guide. I will steal your title as King of Writes

#286086 · 21w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>286041 Seriously? I''ve only just started myself. I'm not sure how qualified I am to give out tips. All I can say is, stick to Canon, but don't make pointless episode references if you can avoid it. Try not to spend too long in the intro discussing the weather, it's boring to read. Get a prereader. Read anything you write out loud. If it doesn't read right or seem to flow, it probably needs reworking. Write when you feel like it. As much as people may want a good story continued asap, writing when they want you to, rather than when you are in the right mind set has a bad effect on quality as you often don't filter what you write. That's all I can think of for now. At least from my experiences.

#286041 · 21w, 2d ago · · ·
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Any advice for writing?

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