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swashbucklist bonesatellite
User ID: 4,741
Registered: 1st Dec 2011
Last Seen: 2h, 25m ago
Story views: 5,765

Account Hacked · 8:11pm

Earlier this morning, I discovered my account was hacked. This person (probably a Toonami fan) has taken control of my account and begun doing things that I can't be held responsible for, even submitted a story I didn't write! Since I don't currently have internet access, I can't change my password or report him. So until I have all this sorted out, please take anything that I do on this site with a grain of salt.

Don't judge me, I'm just fcking around. This was just as spur-of-the-moment as "Twilight's Pet Dragon" was.

Swashbucklist · 72 views · Edited 7w, 21h ago

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#402912 · 7w, 20h ago · · ·
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>>402898 But at least it plays sweet tunes!

#402898 · 7w, 20h ago · 1 · ·
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>>402885 Quite. Except those idiots have yet to build a functioning bauss that doesn't shut down the Warthod every time it's fired.

#402885 · 7w, 20h ago · · ·
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>>402868 Like a bauss.

#402868 · 7w, 20h ago · 1 · ·
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>>402784 Someone's actually watching Red Vs. Blue right behind me. :eeyup:

#402784 · 7w, 21h ago · · ·
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>>402689 Bow-chikka-honk-honk!

#402689 · 7w, 21h ago · 1 · ·
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>>400321 Indeed. Your story put the honk-honk in BLARG!

#402682 · 7w, 21h ago · · ·
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Hargh flargh marger bargh! Horp blorp, lug yucky fugrucker!

#400321 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the fav! :twilightsmile:

Cheers!

#356458 · 10w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>356407 Probably because you know me as BoneSatellite. :pinkiehappy:

#356407 · 10w, 6d ago · · ·
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Dude.  How is it that I've not seen you here before?  

... yeah, I don't know either.  

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