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SkyblazeGenesis
User ID: 29,417
Registered: 27th Apr 2012
Last Seen: 6h, 5m ago
Story views: 633

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For Those of You Who Care About My Life

SkyblazeGenesis
User ID: 29,417
Registered: 27th Apr 2012
Last Seen: 6h, 5m ago
Story views: 633

As a wise Patrick Star once said, "Never tell people about your troubles. 20% of them don't care, and the other 80% will laugh at you." So I guess I can start with the basics.

Name: Muffinz, duh. Okay, not real name, but I have a phobia of letting information out on sites. So just call me Muffinz. And I am known as Derpy at my school.

Gender: Female. And don't harass me about it. Really. It bothers the hell out of me when I go into video game chat rooms (yes, men, I play Skyrim, Minecraft, Portal, Starcraft, Call of Duty, World of Warcraft, all the good ones) and guys start hitting on me right away 'cause I'm a girl.

Nationality: I was born in Los Angeles (hay yea!) but my parents were born in Korea (yes, more Asians) and I live in Canada. Eh? So I guess I'm an American but have a permanent residence in Canada.

Phobias: Things that fall from the sky, the dark, anything insectoid

Pet Peeves: Bragging (Trixie, I hate you, I'm sorry), the way people look at me when I talk to my imaginary friends

Imaginary Friends: Two polar bears. One is pitch-black because of spray paint, he's the playful one. His name's Fang. I ride him to school on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. The other is rebellious, she's Max. She's pure white. I ride her to school on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and holidays. They accompany me often when I write author's notes. A lot.

Fave Pony: Derpy Hooves. Hooves down. :derpytongue2: I also love Vinyl, Octavia, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash. Big Mac is best male pony :eeyup:

Fave Food: Lasagna, but I also love ramen noodles. Not to mention candy. :twistnerd:

Fave Drink: Anything fizzy that tastes like orange. Sorry AJ. :ajbemused:

Fave Stories: Duh, look in that section.

Fave Authors: Too many to count. Just look at everypony I'm watching!

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Hi! I'm Muffinz, an energetic gamer from Toronto who's a female brony. I converted my entire grade into bronydom, and it's pretty awesome being able to brohoof random people in my hallway. I'm known as Derpy, of course. We decorate eachother's lockers when it's someone's birthday, and of course ponies are printed out and stuck on everywhere.

I don't write Sad fics very well, so I'm sticking to Adventure, Comedy, Slice of Life, and lighter tags. My latest story is "Road Trip Through Equestria". I plan on making it quite a bit longer, and it has passed moderation. My second story, "Shining Cadenzia", is not well written I will not accept it to become part of my writing.

Oh, I have plenty of material, it's just that I need someone who can plot line something for me. My friends aren't very good writers, let's just say that. :twilightblush:

I usually spend my time reading stories than writing. That's why I'm also known as "The Procrastinator" at school. :facehoof:

I love you guys all for liking, faving, and watching me. I've had some experience as a proofreader on Fanfiction.net, and I have written some works. Just search up the author name SkyblazeGenesis.

:heart: ~ Muffinz:derpyderp2:

A Plan (Compared to B Plan)

Just messin' with your head. Anyways, I have decided that because I'm a lazy asshole, I need an actually countdown schedule for when I get things done.

Chapter 2, Published: July 15

Chapter 2, Editing: July 16

This means that Chapter 2 will be out by July 16. In dire emergencies (like if I need to stab someone with a toothbrush or piss off a murderous tiger-hippo-dodo bird by shuffling) I can have another day. But that's final. Good, now I need to go bawl my eyes out about how much shit I have to do.

Also, chapters will always come out on Mondays. Except when I say 'code red' because angry wasps are shooting out of my nipples. Freaking bananas.

Chapter 3, Published: July 27

Chapter 3, Editing: July 28

and yadda yadda yadda. A single week for publications and editions. Fantastic.

For a heads up, none of my chapters will be named serious names, like "I, II, III, IV..." or boring names like "Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4...". My titles will be pure and utter genius. Except the actual title of Road Trip through Equestria, because I am a retard with story titles but amazing with chapter titles.

BON-BON.

Now that I have you all confused, Good night.

It's 12:11 AM · 5:17am

I'm planning to delete my Road Trip story and replace it with something else. It's a surprise!

For all those who have liked, faved, or even followed me and my story, I'm sorry I let you down. It's just that I didn't like the idea to begin with - it was too difficult to write about. I have decided instead, to write about a few different ideas with a some of my bro(nie)s.

Idea 1: I dunno, but it'll be something about rape.

Idea 2: A written work about an old cartoon series and MLP. (Crossover)

Idea 3: Some cliche romance story between a crack pairing.

Idea 4: Screw around with angry sex clop.

Idea 5: LOL Gender Bender!

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Road Trip Across Equestria

Princess Celestia has had enough. Reports, essays, and being locked up in a library for most of her time?

As much as she loves Twilight's friendship reports, she thinks Twilight needs to make more out of life. So she sends out an order of a holiday which EVERYPONY must oblige. And that includes her favorite student.

Twilight is devastated, but her friends convince her that meeting new ponies will be fun over the holidays.

"Can't be that bad, fresh air tastes like what now?" ~Twilight

After all, Celestia is giving her a new assignment - search for 10 sub-elements of her elements. Basically, analyze themes in life. And to make that happen, they need to explore more than Ponyville. Not to mention that Twilight can't really teleport 5 ponies and herself at once - the stress is too large.

Luckily and surprisingly, Rainbow finds the solution. As they pile into a rented, magic-run chillin' bright red SUV crossover with sports car, each pony gets to plan their destinations and their fates.

What they don't know quite yet is that one road trip can make a big difference in an egghead.

Picture credits all go to The-Intimidator on DeviantART.

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#548090 · 4d, 7h ago · · ·
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I'm glad that my little story about two ponies still being in love met with your approval! The Fave of The Father of My Children means quite a bit to me.:pinkiesmile:

#499902 · 4w, 2d ago · · ·
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Well, I'm cleaning out my favorites, and come across the old Roadtrip story. Before unfaving it from lack of updates, I check to see if you, the author, even go on this website anymore. And I'm greeted with your latest blogpost.

... I don't know how to describe what I'm feeling.

I guess it's like you hear one of those friends you don't really remember turned out to be a serial killer.

(I say this because I thought the other story was innocent enough, and then you'd like to replace it with more serious and adult storylines.)

#326496 · 18w, 3h ago · · ·
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Thanks for the watch :twilightsmile:

#326494 · 18w, 3h ago · · ·
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Thanks for the watch :pinkiesmile:

#296781 · 20w, 4d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the watch! :twilightsmile:

#265848 · 23w, 3d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the fav

#235267 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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Thank you for the favorite on Address Unknown!  I appreciate your interest very much! :twilightsmile:

#106875 · 43w, 10m ago · · ·
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Many thanks for the watch. Here, have some Derpy as more thanks!:derpytongue2:

#83229 · 46w, 6d ago · · ·
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I realize you've been here for a while, but here's a welcome anyways!

Welcome welcome welcome! A fine welcome to you!

Welcome welcome welcome! I say, how do you do?

Welcome welcome welcome to a choice you won't regret!

Welcome welcome welcome to FIMFiction.net!

:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Thanks for following me! :yay:It means a lot to me and I hope my stories continue to entertain you in some way. :twilightsmile:

#75614 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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Thanks for following me! :yay:It means a lot to me and I hope my stories continue to entertain you in some way. :twilightsmile:

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