February Write-Off Third Place Winner! It's just a normal day in Ponyville when Pinkie's Pinkie sense alerts her to an impending Mary Sue fanfiction. Things take a horrifying turn for the worst when Ponyville is invaded by not only not only one of the obnoxious characters but two! Now the very fabric of reality is in danger as the two OC ponies fight for dominance and only Pinkie can save the integrity of the fourth wall. We're doomed.

(Had to be shortened to from 10.3k to fit the contest parameters. If this becomes popular enough I might post the full version after the contest. Is actually only about 9.6k words on my computer so I'm not sure why it's so much higher here.)

Umbra is a secret organization run by Princess Luna. With her return, it has resumed activity. But what happens when a team of Umbra's finest agents, led by the infamous unicorn known as Quin Tiberius, runs into trouble outside of ponyville? And has Twilight met her magical match in Quin? Read to find out!

This is my first attempt at fanfiction! Hope Everypony likes it!

Keep in mind that the first chapter is but a prologue, the "mane" plot will soon be revealed!

Everypony knew about Dash's feelings for Twilight, everypony but Twilight that is. As the girls come together for a slumber party, Rainbow Dash finally sees her chance to tell Twi how she feels. With her friends behind her Rainbow Dash throws caution to the wind!

You've seen Chris Hansen stopping child predators, now it's Chris Hoofson's turn! Will he be able to catch the cloppers before it's too late? Hilarity ensues as we read the chats, meet the predators, and send them off to jail.

Edit: Cleaned up paragraphs and switched to first person. Also added a little more to the end.

Teen rating for certain sexual themes.

(Note) This story was in no way meant as an attack against people who find mlp sexually arousing. I personally believe that people are entitled to their own fetishes, as long as no harm comes of it.