1. Member Since 30th May, 2014
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Screw your rules, I'm too sexy for them.

Eh? What do you want?

Work in life, and you'll love life.

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Drinking Coronas in a Wine Glass

Welcome to my profile!

I’m Kuairu (there’s a way you must pronounce it, but I don’t really care, you just call me Ku or Kuai). I’m a Paraguayan kid who tries to stay positive in a world that always wants to be miserable. For that, I write stories that make you smile or feel emotion. Usually.

This is me: I have story ideas on a whim, my life is slightly dangerous/hazardous because of who I chose as friends in the past, my life is more exciting than others because of those choices, and I’m stubborn enough to get myself into fights but shy enough to stay away from most drama that doesn’t involve me. Usually when I’m in a fight, I still get my ass kicked.

So that’s me. Living life in the day, rushing through responsibilities at night, and Paraguay and Ponies all day every day.

See you around!

Current Projects

  • Luna of Saddle Arabia A war rages on between the Ottocolts and the Saddle Arabians. Sent on a mission to find a noble and bring him home, Princess Luna and Rainbow Dash end up caught in the fight between the two nations, and have to make choices that strain their limits. by Kuairu 2,097 words · 142 views · 23 likes · 5 dislikes
  • My Dragon Brother What would happen if Spike was raised up with Rainbow Dash instead of Twilight? This is the story of a sister and her weird brother as they go through life, love, loss, and the general shenanigans that seems to follow them. by Kuairu 27,275 words · 5,309 views · 594 likes · 23 dislikes
  • Bared Spikes When Spike escapes from his slavers, he finds himself in Ponyville, where the mane 6 greet him with warm hearts and tearful pity. Not trusting of any ponies, it's up to Fluttershy and some others to show Spike that this world can be good. by Kuairu 5,103 words · 1,832 views · 145 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Tiny Little Horses as Small as Your Hand The story of a human dealing with tiny, tiny little horse/pony sun princesses that fit in his palm and cause a ruckus in his precarious life. A Pony/Princess on Earth story. by Kuairu 10,539 words · 4,699 views · 567 likes · 21 dislikes
  • Luna is a stallion, and all the mares love him After an accident involving one of Starswirl's objects, Luna gets turned into a stallion. She'll have to contend with judging nobles, romantic mares, paparazzi, and her obnoxious sister in order to find a way to turn her back. by Kuairu 5,282 words · 4,904 views · 776 likes · 35 dislikes

Completed Stories

  • Cold Caress Twilight meets a stallion that is missing a leg. She finds out the story behind the leg, which involves the stallion's wife. The only problem is, she can't see the wife. by Kuairu 1,498 words · 313 views · 38 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Ghost of The Castle Sweetie Belle and her friends go to the Everfree Forest to try out their exploring cutie marks again. Going in the castle, they are chased by an entity of the supernatural, and Sweetie Belle has the strangest experience of her lifetime. by Kuairu 2,666 words · 328 views · 12 likes · 0 dislikes
  • When Perception Decides to Laugh When Luna finds her colors changing, and multiple ponies not agreeing on what her colors are, it's up to her, Celestia, and their slave/advisor to fix this headache. by Kuairu 3,866 words · 821 views · 47 likes · 2 dislikes
  • "Which Princess has the Best Flanks?" The princesses, walking through an autumn evening, find a strange graffiti poll in Canterlot where residents vote with chalk on who has the best flanks. by Kuairu 1,343 words · 5,888 views · 751 likes · 28 dislikes
  • "Who's the Hottest Stallion?" Trapped in a sinister game of Sombra's doing in their dreams, Big Mac, Shining Armor, and Braeburn have to figure out how to escape the Dark King's clutches, while proving to a city full of mares who is the hottest stallion of them all. by Kuairu 7,600 words · 669 views · 62 likes · 12 dislikes

More completed stories!

  • Luna of Arabia In the deserts of a defeated Saddle Arabia, Princess Luna chooses to fight for the Arabians against the mighty Ottocolt Empire. One-shot! by Kuairu 2,063 words · 119 views · 19 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Just a Scratch Rarity uses a human to help her relieve some stress after a long day at work, when Celestia comes and demands that she takes the human for herself. by Kuairu 3,977 words · 336 views · 33 likes · 7 dislikes
  • A Shining Moon Affair Cadence is wary that Shining Armor is a little too 'chummy' with Luna, and starts to wonder if they're having an affair. by Kuairu 2,597 words · 754 views · 78 likes · 7 dislikes
Jan
19th
2017

Yes, you heard that right! My Dragon Brother is coming back!

Until it gets left for a couple more months...

Anyways, I'm hoping to get things rolling by Friday or Saturday. See you then!

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#91 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·

Hey bud, thanks for the fave on "Three Rednecks Enter Discord's Maze.":twilightsmile:

#90 · 4w, 4d ago · · ·

Thanks for the follow!

#89 · 7w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2350140 *whimper* Don't hurt me!

#88 · 7w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2350096 Found you, motherfucker...

#87 · 7w, 5d ago · · ·

Hai :3

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