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Nevermore

A oneshot I wrote because I was bored.

Some things are sealed away to keep others safe, a fact Twilight forgot when opening a long-lost tome. Now, Ponyville deals with the consequences of her foolishness.

Tags: Eldritch, transformation

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You know how practically every male human in any human-in-equestria story is kicked in the nether regions by Applejack? That should pretty much be the very end of the story according to logic.

A horse's kick can exceed two thousand pounds per square inch of pressure. Assuming any grown pony's kick has at least a fourth of that, that means they can give a kick of over 500 psi. Since Applejack's hereditary traits and lifestyle, one can assume that she has a lot more power than normal ponies, especially when it comes to bucking.

A human testicle typically can resist anywhere between 110 lbs and 200 lbs of pressure. The average size of one is around 18 square inches. That means they rupture somewhere between a range between 3.05 and 5.55 PSI.

That means that even a frightened kick from Fluttershy of all ponies would be almost 100 times more force than needed to break ones balls.  One would probably go into shock from the sheer amount of pain they are experiencing, and if that didn't do them in, you also got blood loss and the problem of having medical professionals who do not know what to do in such a situation working on you.

So basically, when they're bucked in the fruit by Applejack, unless they're wearing some heavy duty protection on that part of their body, their balls would probably just explode like a watermelon being shot.

Pleasant dreams everypony.

Giggapuff · 28 views · Edited 10w, 22h ago

Latest Stories

Nevermore

A oneshot I wrote because I was bored.

Some things are sealed away to keep others safe, a fact Twilight forgot when opening a long-lost tome. Now, Ponyville deals with the consequences of her foolishness.

Tags: Eldritch, transformation

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1,729 words · 616 views  ·  11  ·  7  · 

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#352581 · 11w, 10h ago · · ·
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Thank you for the watch!

#208984 · 24w, 4d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the watch!

#116450 · 37w, 1h ago · · ·
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I will be taking a hiatus from writing for a while, although I do have a few story ideas in my head that I wish to play out.

Thank you for your support, whether it was following me, watching me, or commenting on my stories with your honest opinion. It all helps me improve as a writer. Yes, this message is copy pasted, but that doesn't mean that it isn't true. Any amount of support, makes me very happy and continues my desire to write.

Once again, thank you, and have a good day/week/month.

~Vicodin

#104730 · 38w, 5d ago · · ·
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:pinkiecrazy:

#86117 · 42w, 8h ago · · ·
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And now thanks for the favorite on Families!

#84824 · 42w, 1d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the favorite on Post Nuptials!

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What's that supposed to mean?

#36165 · 50w, 5d ago · · ·
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Hey! Thanks for the favorite! :yay: You wouldn't mind voting it up if you liked it, would you? :scootangel: *bighug*

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