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  • The Arbitrage of Moments When you have so little, and another has so much, it’s easy to justify theft. The more precious the commodity, the easier it is to tell yourself you need it more than they do. And what is more precious than time? by GaPJaxie 12,168 words · 2,937 views · 336 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Would It Matter If I Was? In the wake of the Canterlot Wedding, Fluttershy has to ask Twilight a very difficult question. by GaPJaxie 2,361 words · 19,179 views · 2,861 likes · 212 dislikes
  • A Change in Three Parts Dust has lived on the edge of Ponyville all her life, keeping to herself and studying. When she makes a big discovery, she's eager to run to the castle and spread the good news! But why don't the ponies of Ponyville seem happy to see her? by GaPJaxie 8,555 words · 9,400 views · 1,157 likes · 71 dislikes
  • Dressing Room Star Power isn't Twilight Sparkle -- but she does play her on TV. by GaPJaxie 3,444 words · 13,781 views · 1,637 likes · 37 dislikes
  • Siren Song Bioshock meets MLP in this psychological thriller, where Celestia's new faithful student, Siren Song, must discover the truth behind the city beneath the waves. Arriving in pursuit of Twilight, Siren finds herself trapped in a city of horrors. by GaPJaxie 197,562 words · 10,274 views · 577 likes · 15 dislikes
Dec
30th
2016

So I was just having a chat with a friend, who for the purposes of this conversation I will represent as Cloud Kicker, because his life philosophy mostly revolves around winning. Chat log has been slightly edited to preserve privacy.

I just got some super good news. Turns out the company owes me more back pay than I thought. I'm getting a bonus!

You should buy some really nice shoes.

I'm not spending my entire bonus on shoes. It's a lot of money. I should invest it for the future.

If you buy the right shoes, they are an investment. Their value will appreciate!

So by your logic, if I buy a set of solid gold shoes, and that turns out to be a bad investment and I lose all my money,  that's my fault because I didn't buy the right shoes.

At least you'll be prepared to jump off a bridge.

That got dark, man. You're dark.

I'm just saying. Gold Shoes: Shiny and Efficient!

You feeling okay?

I'm feeling sad because my black comedy didn't earn enough critical acclaim to validate my existence.

Man, I totally get that.

Totally.

You want to, like, go watch cartoon horses and then cry?

...I was joking.

...so was I.

brb posting this on FiMFiction.

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#174 · 11w, 1d ago · · ·

Just finished reading siren song. It was great! Even though you decided to cancel the second book it was a great read. :twilightsmile:

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#173 · 13w, 17h ago · · ·

>>2346976

k gud thxu :B

#172 · 13w, 23h ago · 1 · ·

>>2346882

Two chapters are currently being edited.

Three more are awaiting editing.

So, all I actually have left to write is the epilogue. :pinkiesmile:

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#171 · 13w, 1d ago · · ·

80 Days when :V

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