Link to, and Title of the Story
(Short Summary of What's Involved)
[Word Count if Completed] OR [Percentage Done of Next Chapter if Ongoing]
The description of the story.
(Red vs Blue Web Series Crossover)
What happens when the Reds and Blues finally get Church out of the Epsilon unit? Caboose decides he wants a turn in the unit, of course! What happens next? Well let's just say he always did say he wanted a pony, now he has a world full of them.
Celestia invites Cthulhu over for some tea.
(Epic Meal Time Web Series Crossover)
Pinkie Pie invites her friends over with the promise of one of the greatest meals of all time. When they get there, however, it is revealed that Pinkie is not the one that is cooking, but rather two tall creatures who occasionally squawk like birds.
(Red vs Blue Web Series Crossover)
[Updated on Weekdays]
Church, finally freed from his stone prison after a month of having Discord trapped in his mind along with him, must readjust to the pony world with nothing but twisted memories, as well a group of equally twisted friends.
(Zero Punctuation Web Series Crossover)
[Updated on the 1st Sunday of the Month]
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw is a video game reviewer from Australia. What happens when he plays a video game so girlish that it freezes his computer? Well he hits his computer and gets propelled backwards, to find himself in an oddly colorful world.
(Achievement Hunter Web Series Crossover)
[Updated on the 2nd Sunday of the Month]
When a spell by Twilight Sparkle brings the Achievement Hunter crew to Equestria what will happen? Will the crew be able to help ponies with their problems, or will they just get angry at each other during the process?
(Humanized Rainbow Dash on Earth)
[Updated on the 3rd Sunday of the Month]
Here's a quick recap of the last few hours: watched my dog play, heard a scream then a huge splash in my pool, took a quick dive to save the chick in it, and then I got a bloody nose and let her stay here. Why did I have to get stuck with worst pony?
(Demonata Book Series Crossover)
[Updated on the 4th Sunday of the Month]
Applejack finds the truth about her parents and seeks out Twilight to help her fight a Demon Master.
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I'm Sorry · 7:14pm
I'm sorry that I've always taken so long to do chapters. They were very short and were everso sparse, barely being worth the time. You guys deserved way better than that, and all of you (well, almost all of you, anyways) have had the patience of saints.
I'm sorry that I've set and broken deadlines time and time again. Breaking promises, even those I make to the faceless masses on a pony fiction websites, hurts me terribly.
And I'm sorry to say, but I think its time to just give up on writing.
At least, on pony. This has been a long time coming,as I'm sure it's painfully aware for a long time now. Towards the end, the chapters were so rare, and the quality dropped substantially, that there just seems to be little point. I have a life to get to, and having this nagging at me at the back of my mind was distracting me from a lot of things. I'm still going to write my own stories, but for myself. I doubt Ill ever finish my own books and get them published, but I'm definitely going to keep writing. I'm most likely going to delete all my stories except the My Little Caboose series by January 1st(since it has gone on long and has to much time put into it). This is because I don't want people to keep asking me to finish them, and because having them "unfinished" bothers me. Deleting them solves that. So, to those that like the idea of Zero Punctuation or the Achievement Hunters going to Equestria, feel free to use the ideas. They're free reign.
That being said, I did have the final chapter written of My Little Caboose II. Maybe someday I wil return and post a summary of all the arcs that were to come, then post the final chapter later, just for some closure, but it won't be for the next few months seeing as I have a lot of stuff in life coming up, and I need to be ready to face that shitstorm with a braveface. If that happens, I'd love to receive some fanart for the My Little Caboose series. I've only ever gotten a few (about 5 or 6), but they were always my favorite part of writing. I'll keep this account active and pop on now and again to read friends' stories, but my writing has officially stopped getting support here. Speaking of, I could make this blog well over a thousand words, but I don't want to lose interest in this, so I'm going to wrap it up. God knows I've stopped writing chapters when I've lost interest because of how long they want on. So I guess I'll just say the cliche thing.
Thank you all. For a lot. My years here were fun, and I loved the writing that I did. Well, not the writing itself. I never 'loved' my own works in an academic sense. Too much wrong with it, plot. flow, pacing and grammar wise. Not to mention a handful of times characters were OOC and arcs had no coherency with one another. What I loved about them was that I brought joy to others. Almost one and a half thousand people followed me, and over 2000 people followed the first my little caboose story. For a site with so few people, the fact that I reached such a large chunk is simply, well, amazing. You guys helped me through so much (a few bats with depression here, an occaissional phase of alcoholism there), and for that I am eternally grateful.
Wall of thank yous:
To JoJo Madara - Probably the one I talk to the most on here. Having (apparantly) inspired him to start writing was so fucking cool. If you like Devil May Cry (lord knows I do) be sure to check him out.
To Jet Howitzer, my Best Morgrad Worshipping Buddy for Life - He's a sunuvvabitch. But the cool kind. The kind that makes love to money and collects women. A real snazzy soul. A cool cat. A genital gentleman. Wait, what was that last one?
To Samaru, CloneTrooperKev and Fallen Prime - These were the three commenters that stood out the most to me. While most simply commented "lol" or blindly praised my works, they were the three that would make me smile, be it with Kev's way of joking around when pointing out errors, or Samaru's dedication to being my longest fan. The other two gave up after the first fic, I believe.
To Jexxarez, Writer, TotallyNotaBrony and TwilightClopple - To the failed collab that never happened for reasons! Even though that Clopple gave up on this site long ago... Wait! Now I can get the last laugh! FUCK YOU TWILIGHTCLOPPLE! YOU PROMISED ME A SEX VACATION IN ROME!
And to every other follower out there - I'm sure I'm forgetting a handful of other notable people, and I'm sorry for that. You are all sexy beasts, and you are the reason I went on this long.
So, to leave you off, here is a piece of fanart I received from Silver Stone Ruby:
And remember to save the fics of mine that you liked, because all of them (minus the one-shots and the My Little Caboose series) are going to be deleted on January 1st for personal closure reasons.
Memory is something many people take for granted these days, me especially. People think that memory is just something humans, ponies and thousands of other creatures use to store information. I guess that's sort of true, but what nobody realizes is just how much of a gift memory is. Sure, some people think that all remembering does is dig up old wounds and bring nothing but pain, but they don't understand is that pain is what makes you human. Only through pain can we understand what friendship and love really means to us. If everything was all good and well, we would never learn to appreciate what we have. Take the others for example. Even though they made my life a living hell, I can look back and smile at the stupid shit they've put me through and learn from it. Mourning over loss, thinking about all the things you'll never share, the time you'll never spend together. Those aren't what is important. What is important is that you remember the time you shared and cherish those memories forever.
My only regret is that I took so long to remember.
-- This is DarkWing signing off for, most likely, the final time.
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