Joined March 2012
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A terrible writer who has way too many followers for how terribly he writes.

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Completed Stories:

My Little Caboose: Blue is Magic!

(Red vs Blue Web Series Crossover)

[343,908 words]

What happens when the Reds and Blues finally get Church out of the Epsilon unit? Caboose decides he wants a turn in the unit, of course! What happens next? Well let's just say he always did say he wanted a pony, now he has a world full of them.

Cthulhu is a Pretty Cool Guy

(Cthulhu Crossover)

[3,734 words]

Celestia invites Cthulhu over for some tea.

Harley & Muscles Glasses Equestrian Adventure

(Epic Meal Time Web Series Crossover)

[4,384 words]

Pinkie Pie invites her friends over with the promise of one of the greatest meals of all time. When they get there, however, it is revealed that Pinkie is not the one that is cooking, but rather two tall creatures who occasionally squawk like birds.

Ongoing Stories:

My Little Caboose II: Friendship is Fragmented!

(Red vs Blue Web Series Crossover)

[Updated on Weekdays]

Church, finally freed from his stone prison after a month of having Discord trapped in his mind along with him, must readjust to the pony world with nothing but twisted memories, as well a group of equally twisted friends.

Zero Punctuation - Equestria

(Zero Punctuation Web Series Crossover)

[Updated on the 1st Sunday of the Month]

Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw is a video game reviewer from Australia. What happens when he plays a video game so girlish that it freezes his computer? Well he hits his computer and gets propelled backwards, to find himself in an oddly colorful world.

Achievement Hunter in Equestria

(Achievement Hunter Web Series Crossover)

[Updated on the 2nd Sunday of the Month]

When a spell by Twilight Sparkle brings the Achievement Hunter crew to Equestria what will happen? Will the crew be able to help ponies with their problems, or will they just get angry at each other during the process?

Loyalty is a Bitch

(Humanized Rainbow Dash on Earth)

[Updated on the 3rd Sunday of the Month]

Here's a quick recap of the last few hours: watched my dog play, heard a scream then a huge splash in my pool, took a quick dive to save the chick in it, and then I got a bloody nose and let her stay here. Why did I have to get stuck with worst pony?

At a Loss

(Demonata Book Series Crossover)

[Updated on the 4th Sunday of the Month]

Applejack finds the truth about her parents and seeks out Twilight to help her fight a Demon Master.

Stories Written by Friends


Fuckin' Corgi


Have you ever wanted to see how a REAL goat jumps off a powerline onto five trampolines, some fans, off a mattress and into a vent?

Then get ready, folks, because I did just that. Better hold your shit in, because this is a wild ride.

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#1099145 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

A terrible writer who has way too many followers for how terribly he writes
I actually enjoy some of your works. They are much better than mine

#1092188 · 2w, 1d ago · · ·

Can you update zero punctuation?

#1084168 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·

heard you pre-reader i need help with my story (dusk at Dawn

#985297 · 10w, 4d ago · · ·

Just 3 more followers...

#976629 · 11w, 2d ago · · ·


You know, probably the only sin I could think of for AHiE is that Ryan isn't there trapping that one herd of cows in a hole.

... Sequel? You've got to at least give passing reference to it at some point.

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