Joined September 2011
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Beats me, man.

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But I'm getting a lot tougher.

There's a lot at work that's still weighing on me, especially when I have no clue on what's going on or how I can even figure that out. And that's okay. I'm still kinda new, and I've told myself forever that I'd get squeezed right around now while I'm scrambling to figure things out. Like I said, I'm getting tougher. Helps when I have folks like you responding to posts like mine because for some reason you forgot to take me off your watch lists.

So, by (an admittedly self-centered) way of thanks, I want to open it back up to you guys again. Pretend you care about horse conventions, my project list, and why I think Twilight Sparkle's parents just might be the coolest cats no one's written about yet.

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#945283 · 27w, 6d ago · · ·


such late

so follow

#878199 · 33w, 1d ago · · ·

Wanderer D sends his regards... :pinkiecrazy:

#863542 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·

Ooo, you put me in a favorites box. :heart:

#683945 · 50w, 3d ago · · ·

I... See... You...

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