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Registered: 22nd Sep 2011
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Originally attending college for an English degree, but secretly signs up for other programs when he thinks the dean isn't looking. Pre-reads for Equestria Daily, has no rich inner life, and occasionally makes fic folks find reasonable beyond his wildest expectations.

I've been going back and forth on whether or not I should actually be "streaming" my writing sessions for you guys. I know that's how I managed to get through Wingmares, after all. The fact remains, however, that I'm taking a screenwriting course this quarter and there's a lot of emphasis on the notion that I keep as many ideas to myself as possible.

It's not that I'm afraid you guys are going to steal my ideas. On the contrary, if you were to do that and take this story off my hands that'd be splendid and I could focus on other projects. But I don't want to let that happen, of course. It's more me worrying about whether or not I'll be able to keep my interest in this story alive, as I tend to get complacent very easily and find the reliability of my work goes down at the first hint of praise. I can't tell you how many times showing off a WIP since Wingmares has sapped that project of something vital to its continuation.

Well, I have you here reading this blog, so you might as well get your money's worth. I'm going ahead and rewriting this story from scratch, so speak your piece if you feel like reading the old chapters once I archive them. I'm rewriting this story partially because it'd be unfair of me to send this story through the FimFic and EqD moderation queues again, but it's much, much more that I was unhappy with the pacing of the story at first. Five chapters went by and not a single pony set foot in the dragon lands. I couldn't start Chapter Six with a simple "the soil of Drakvarna scorched Fluttershy's hooves with every step" for some reason, and the story stalled.

With any luck, you'll have a maximum of three chapters before the dragon land arc begins, and this time, I have a much better idea of what I'm going to put into it--minus one flash of insight I failed to write down that is now lost forever to me. Such is life, though, and perhaps I'll chance upon it randomly in the future.

In the meantime, A Fire on the East Mk II is officially over 2,000 words long, and if I can juggle my time at work tomorrow with a lab report well enough, you'll face the happy dilemma of reading that first chapter tout de suite, or waiting until I've written enough to get Fluttershy into the dragon lands and get some TRULY new story going. I'll go with what you guys want from me, Pinkie Promise.

Man, I haven't gotten to say this in a while, either.

Thank you for reading.

- Couch

... all right, you can have this:

It caught the corner of her eye like last words whispered.

A star detached from its seat in the heavens, gaining speed and size in impossible measure. And it drew closer, outpacing all sound. It acquired a halo of white flame and became an eye that only saw her.

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HOLLA AT ME Y'ALL

#495759 · 3d, 18h ago · · ·
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Holy crap, has it really been 23 weeks since the last time I checked in with you? What happened to us, Couch... what happened to us?:raritydespair:

Anywho, thanks for the Fave of Children of a Lesser Dragon God Boy Whelp Thingy Guy, and for the Watch, buddy! I'll do my best to keep deserving it!:twilightsmile:

#222368 · 23w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>222264

Oh God, and I've been copy/pasting that in all 400 replies... :facehoof:...

#222264 · 23w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>222195

I greatly that you did! :twilightsmile:

Go home, T.D. You're tired. :rainbowlaugh:

#222195 · 23w, 4d ago · · ·
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Hi Couch! Thank you so much for taking the time to Fave my story Certain Advantages! I greatly that you did!:twilightsmile:

#179790 · 28w, 21h ago · · ·
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Your pony looks like a mule! Ha-hah!  : p

#120425 · 36w, 4d ago · · ·
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Thought you might enjoy this. It's... not written with the best degree of polish. But I still enjoyed it.

#31108 · 52w, 1d ago · · ·
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:moustache: Thank you for taking the time out to reply to me.

I love you,man. get lots of rest and take care of yourself.

From one bro to another.

:moustache::heart:

#18645 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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HEY Listen listen hey hey listen listen!

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