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Sort of a Biography (introduction to me)


User ID: 28,909
Registered: 25th Apr 2012
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Ok, I have no idea how to do this. I'm a San Francisco pegasister and I love to write. I take this kind of thing as a challenge, because I'm terrible at listening to advice, and I don't like not being able to make my own characters and fully decide how they act. I'm a way over the top perfectionist, and I hate anything I write until I've rewritten it 50 times and decided it was garbage, and changed it to something completely different. I'm ditzier, :derpytongue2: crazier, and about 20% more random :pinkiegasp: than anyone I know, and I love it. People say I'm cheerfully pessimistic. I love to sing, even if I don't think I'm any good at it am pretty sure know I suck at it. Oh, and I'm pretty sure almost positive I have an unhealthy obsession with chocolate cake. that's all I can think of now. If this isn't how you think a "biography" should be written, then buck you. :raritywink:

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Hello Everypony.

Have you ever read Daughter of Smoke and Bone, by Laini Taylor?

You should. I don't feel like writing because I am too busy celebrating with my dozens of loving friends (hah. Just kidding. I'm sitting at home, all alone, reading and listening to some pathetically awful music in french.) but that is a good book. I think it might be a good change for all you silly little pony-loving Angels to read.

Yes, you guys are angel in my mind. Evil little white pony-hating bunnies with way too fussy appetites.

Just kidding again. You're the white fluffy-feathery-winged kind.

Anyways, I hope you all had a good thanksgiving and are buying lots of saleythings in huge crowds of possessed shoppers and I really, really hope none of you gets trampled t death. That would be sad.

And I hope you have an awesome day because everypony knows that my birthday should be a national holiday for being happy.

I think I had too much cake for breakfast. I feel weird.

Oh well. I'm going to eat more for lunch anyways.

As per usual,

Your most faithful and sort-of-lonely-but-secretly-loving-her-ability-to-be-antisocial-on-her-birthday-instead-of-being-attacked-by-overly-affectionate-grandmothers (whew. that was a long one) CharmingChaos.

P.S. I have absolutely no idea why this is a letter. Blame the cake. Which is TARDIS shaped, by the way. That's right, be jealous.

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How to Raise a Filly

This is a sequel to my other story, A Tale of Two Mares. Read that one first.

Anyhow, Vinyl Scratch and her trusty new wife Octavia are living in San Franciscolt, trying to make a decent living, raise a foal (or two), and not drive each other the neighbors crazy.

Some old favourites, and some ponies that are notorious for being awful, will come to make their lives a little easier(?) and some new ponies as well, for better or for worse.

Oh my Celestia, I just made that sound like the most boring story ever. You'll just have to read the first one.

And, the awesomely adorable cover pic is by my trusty (me gusta the word trusty, it seems) brony friend, RainbowShy1241. He's a very good artist (obviously) and he made that for me! Yay!

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A Tale of Two Mares

Octavia isn't the type of mare to mix up with suspicious crowds. She stays away from ponies who are different from herself, never giving them second thought, never considering the fact that they might be friendly.

But what happens if Octavia doesn't have a choice? What if she needs one of these uncouth ponies she so despises, and avoids at all costs? And mostly, what will her family say if she goes as far as to fall in love with one?

Rated teen for some minor sexual themes

This beautiful new cover pic is by the great and powerful (in my opinion) RainbowShy1241. A big huge thanks to you, because it's awesome!

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The Adventures of a Reluctant Foalsitter

When shy Princess Cadence is told she has to help out with a fundraiser for school, she isn't quite sure what to think. She doesn't even know if she's good with kids. When she meets her first clients, the studious, firm Sparkles, she really doesn't think much of her new job. But that's only because she hadn't seen their adorable filly.Soon afterwards, she meets Twilight's even more adorable older brother.

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Memories

Rainbow Dash has three foals with her husband Soarin, but not before he leaves her for another mare.Though she misses her wayward husband, Dash loves her foals and is determined to give them all the love they could get from two parents, even without a father.

By the way, this is kinda Inspired by "My Little Rainbows," By thepatioheater. Read it! I command you, because its awesome.

Also, if you don't like my writing, please don't tell me, unless you have ideas as to how I could do better. Because honestly, I don't give a buck whether you like it or not.

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Once Upon a Derpy Day

Some of the foals at school tease Dinky Doo about her Mother's infamous clutziness and two-direction eyes. Dinky questions whether Derpy can possibly love her as much as other fillys' parents do, if she's so "different."

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#410611 · 6w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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Please tell me you'll continue "How to raise a filly" soon :raritydespair:

#366434 · 10w, 4d ago · · ·
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Hey I just made a baby pony group and was wondering if you wanted to join?:pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile:

http://www.fimfiction.net/group/197959/baby-ponies

#231242 · 23w, 1d ago · · ·
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And thank you for writing :)

#195500 · 26w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>195396 Thank you. I hope you're patient though, I have to wait until I get a new computer before I can write any more. I am writing in a notebook though, so you guys might get a bunch of chapters at once.

#195396 · 26w, 5d ago · · ·
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:heart: A Tale of Two Mares, Looking forward to your next chapters in How to Raise a Filly!:twilightsmile:

#160340 · 31w, 11h ago · · ·
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Thanks for the fave! :pinkiehappy:

#126719 · 36w, 23h ago · · ·
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Your story, A Tale of Two Mares, has caught my attention quite well. I discovered by some simply site browsing, one thing led to another, and here I am, about to end off this comment and click the the staring eye of the 'watch' button.

Nice work. :yay:

#119998 · 37w, 19h ago · · ·
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I'm only half way through A Tale of Two Mares  at the moment but I must say you madam are a wonderful author.  All the d'awws!!!!  :heart::heart::heart:

#116984 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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Your stories are wonderful, i just can't get enough of them :3

Please, keep it up :pinkiehappy:

#112951 · 38w, 1d ago · · ·
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You! yes you! you are good!

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