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1838908/AbsoluteAnonymous
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Registered: 10th Oct 2011
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The first thing that you should know about me is that I'm a girl. A lot of people don't know that, mostly because I don't go out of my way to advertise that fact, and also because I tend not to bother correcting people who get it wrong. That's because I don't really care, so don't worry about it. People usually ask if the fact that I mostly write F/F shipfics means that I'm gay. I doubt it, but honestly, I'm not sure. I've never been in any kind of romantic relationship before, nor have I ever been in love. I suspect that I'm analloerotic.
I'm currently seventeen years old and live in Manitoba. That's in Canada, for the more ignorant among you. I do not say eh or aboot, nor do I play hockey or drink beer. As a matter of fact, I don't play sports at all, since I'm remarkably unathletic; I also find drinking distasteful, due to personal reasons. I prefer to spend my time reading or writing. I also play the piano and enjoy video games and anime. If I had a cutie mark, I suspect that it would be related either to my ability to read/type faster than anyone I know, or my ability to play by ear (meaning that if I hear a song once, I can usually play it back for you on the piano by instinct).
Random facts about me: my pet peeve is people who intentionally try to seem quirky in order to garner attention. I also hate excessive usage of exclamation marks in contexts that don't call for it. I fear optical illusions, conspiracy theories, urban legends, and the dark. I love robots and the concept of artificial intelligence. I'm a cat person and own the best kitty in the world; anyone who claims otherwise is a damn liar. Her name is Chloe, and she has a bad habit of trying to kill me by tripping me on the stairs and clawing at my face.
My favorite pony is Rainbow Dash. The one I relate to most is my personal interpretation of Pinkie Pie. The one I'm most like is (I suspect) Twilight Sparkle. My current favorite episode is "Read it and Weep" and my current least favorite is "Over a Barrel." I specialize in writing shipfics and psychological drama and tend to combine the two whenever I can. My favorite genres to read are romance, comedy, drama, and cosmic horror.
I'd like to say that I can appreciate any well-written shipfic, the way most of the authors on this site do, but that's not true. My favorite pairings are Pinkiedash, Rarijack, Fluttermac, and Twiluna, and if I see a story that contradicts any of these pairings, I tend to get irrationally upset. I'll never dislike it or leave a hateful comment purely out of spite, but still; I'll get angry and annoyed by the story for no real reason, no matter how beautifully it's written. I'm very close-minded when it comes to shipping, with very, very few exceptions.
The story I'm most well known for is "Pinkie Watches Paint Dry," unfortunately. The story I wish I was most well known for is "The Games We Play." That accursed paint story is probably the only reason you're reading this page in the first place, but that's okay.
I'm an attention whore, and the best way to get on my good side is to either leave comments on my stories or add to TGWP's TV Tropes page. Then I'll love you forever.
I don't really comment that much myself, but all the same, I like to think I'm a nice person. If you PM me, I'll always be sure to answer as soon as I can. The tricky thing is, I'm almost never on an actual computer when I'm online; I tend to check this site through my phone most of the time, and my Blackberry won't let me answer PMs, so it might be a while before I can actually reply. Still, feel free to message me if you're interested in getting to know me better. I'm always willing to make new friends. It just may take me a while to actually get to you. Sorry about that.
However, please don't ask me to preread or edit for you and please don't ask me to join your collab. The answer will almost always be a resounding No.
STUFF YOU MAY CARE ABOUT:
The Games We Play on TV Tropes
My interview for the Pony Fiction Vault
Pinkie Watches Paint Dry dramatic reading by MicTheMicrophoneZero
Shipping Goggles dramatic reading by Gutius
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I have now read everything you have posted on this site. Your stories amused me. Thank you for writing them.
If you ever write anything else (even unrelated to the fandom) I'd love to hear about it.
You got me to fall in love with RainbowPie with "Games Ponies Play," "Sweet Nothings," and all the others. Thanks for being so awesome. :)
I wish I could be different, that the things I'm about to say weren't said to you countless times before, but I can't and I might as well say it anyway.
You were, or is it are?, an exceptional writer possessing an ability to create writing of rare quality. Your stories were all brilliant, or at least the ones I read, and possess what I can I only describe as substance; your stories have weight to them.
And now that I think about it, I'm glad I'm just another person out of many who has left a comment filled with praise. Because you dear ma'am, deserve every bit of it.
In the end, sad to see you stop, unbelievably grateful you started. Thank you.
when i read the first chapter of "the games we play" i entered on a bersek mode and ended up reading the whole story in one night. After i finished reading the story, i kinda got saddened because there was nothing else to read, and there were no stories like yours, but after a while i thought, its just a story ill read another ones and forget about this one. 3 months later i read "Where You Can't Follow" again, and all those feeling came back, and god, your writing is good, thanks for your stories.
I am the Approver.
I approve of everything you've comtributed to this fandom. Somewhere out there, there has to be hundreds of bronies looking up to you.
I'm sad that you've officially retired, but you had a really good run. Thank you for all of it.
I must say I still enjoy your stories. it always is sad to know a great pony author will write no more.
I've been following you for a whole and I don't think I ever gave you a compliment so here's a I owe you
>mfw people are now refering TGWP to the episode #12
Oh i have a question! What was it like when you saw the episode "Too Many Pinkie Pies" and they put in the part where they all watch paint dry? Cause I know you wrote the fic where Pinkie does exactly that.