Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

See the way the ink bleeds through the back of the page. (she/they)

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

I write well when I am brave enough to speak my mind. Soy milk fund

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

Oh. Five years?

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Not a changeling.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

loves tiaras.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)