• Published 11th Aug 2015
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Money For Nothing, Bits For Free - chief maximus



Shining armor has made a habit of visiting you on the Apple's farm when he knows you're alone. This is his fifth visit. As he awkwardly knocks on the barn door, you know why he's here. You've got him hooked on a certain part of your anatomy.

chief maximus 2,378 followers · 55 stories

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

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