Rainbow Dash has a secret that she only shares with one other pony... and that pony? Is going to make sure that she is a blithering and drooling idiot by the time their session ends.
Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.