This is Derpy Hooves, eccentric Pegasus, wall-eyed filly, and self-proclaimed 'Welcomer Pony.' Ponies have been found, victims selected, and Derpy Hooves is now on the prowl for the 'fresh-meat,' as it were. Too bad she gave up.
I'm a dork with a laptop, seeking to bruise my dignity and showcase it to the world.