• Published 20th Jun 2014
  • 7,013 Views, 174 Comments

Why we don't teleport bread - Ssendam the Masked



Twilight is asked why you can't teleport bread; she delivers a tale of bready tumours and monsters.

Ssendam the Masked 451 followers · 19 stories

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

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