Applejack's been through a lot in the last decade. She's faced great evils, found love, traveled across Equestria... and she's getting hammered right now. So why don't you take a seat, and let her talk your ear off for a bit?
Ah, the mighty bio box. So we meet again. You will rue the day you dared show your blank canvas around these parts! I will--wait, what do you mean you're already exhausted? Don't you dare run out of--